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Plagiarism from the World - 560 The Supreme Realm of Five Fudges

Such a sensational news suddenly broke out at the press conference, causing the participating reporters to panic immediately. Many people who were about to ask Suharto changed the topic temporarily and asked Tan Jiabao.

"I am a reporter from Reuters. May I ask Mr. Chu, you are so young and handsome, but everyone is not familiar with you, can you briefly introduce yourself, and what is your relationship with Mr. Tang Xiao?"

It was the first time that Tan Jiabao faced so many reporters and exposed himself to the media for the first time.Facing more than 0 flashes, Tan Jiabao remained calm.He confidently introduced himself in standard English: "My name is Chuxiong, I am [-] years old, and I am from China. Tang Xiao is my younger brother. His main achievements are in science and technology, literature, finance, business and music. But I like Chuxiong more. Politics, I am more adventurous, and I want to create a great cause. The new country we are building is temporarily called "Oceania". The country I want to build will be predominantly Chinese, but we will accommodate every other ethnic group in the world. Well, that's all."

A young Japanese female reporter stood up and asked: "I am a reporter from Japan's "Yomiuri Shimbun". There are social rumors that the last "money dropped from the sky" event in major cities in Japan was manipulated by Mr. Tang Xi, Mr. Tang Xi And the Tang Dynasty Group did not explain this matter to the media from the beginning to the end, what is your comment on this, and how to develop diplomatic relations after the founding of your country, I am particularly concerned about the relationship between your country and Japan."

"Since we want to establish a country, we are eager to maintain good relations with all countries in the world, and we will work hard to achieve this. I also have some thoughts about the 'money dropped from the sky' incidents that happened in major cities in Japan last time. I heard, I also know why Tang Xiao and Tang Chao Group didn't respond, it's because this kind of 'rumor' is really ridiculous. What I want to tell you is that Tang Xiao is very busy, and I am also very busy, Tang Chao Group Company Most people are very busy, they are busy making money. Is there any businessman who is willing to spend a lot of time and energy, risking ruin and risking crimes to do something that is meaningless to himself? Hurting people Who is willing to do things that are not good for oneself? What I want to tell you is that now Tang Xiao is hiding in a basement designing new high-tech banknotes for the Japanese, and the first envoys of Oceania are already in Japan purchases a large number of Japanese goods, buys some bankrupt enterprises, and solves the unemployment problem of many Japanese people. After the establishment of Oceania, it will become a neighboring country of Japan. We hope that the two countries will develop the two countries based on the idea of ​​common promotion and common development. I think the friendship between the two countries is not only beneficial to the two peoples, but also conducive to the stability and prosperity of the Pacific region, and has positive significance to all aspects of the world."

Yankel's delegation encountered a lot of resistance in Japan this time, all because of the "rumor", so Tan Jiabao focused on the Japanese issue this time, because he also tried to get some Japanese to come over Do a lot of things for him.In the initial stage of the founding of the country, everything started from scratch, and he needed some Japanese companies, Japanese technology and Japanese management methods.So, Tan Jiabao answered the Japanese female reporter's questions in Japanese in a friendly manner.

"I am a reporter from the Soviet "Pravda". I would like to ask Mr. Chu, you originally established your country on Socotra Island, but now you have bought such a large piece of land, and we know that it includes Socotra Island and the current West New Guinea The island and Timor-Leste are both disputed places, don’t you think your actions are ridiculous? Are you not afraid of causing international territorial disputes? Would you consider giving up your so-called state-building behavior for the sake of world peace?”

Tan Jiabao smiled casually, and he replied in Russian: "Comrade Soviet reporter, I think you made a mistake. Since Oceania paid for these lands, it means that these lands already belong to Oceania. For We don’t care too much about territorial disputes and disputes. As far as I know, the Soviet Union also has a large number of land disputes. The way the Soviet Union acquired these lands is not so glorious, is it? As for Socotra, this Several islands are thousands of miles away from the Soviet Union. Why did the Soviet Union come here to criticize? We know that the Soviet Union has united with the Warsaw Pact military organization and dispatched a large number of troops on this matter, trying to intervene in our nation-building action armedly, but I want to tell you What's more, our new Oceania is not afraid!"

This eloquent answer made the reporters at the meeting see Tan Jiabao's determination, and everyone also felt Tan Jiabao's courage to swallow mountains and rivers and his arrogant and domineering arrogance.

"I am a reporter from Hong Kong's "Ming Pao". I would like to ask Mr. Chu, what is the positive significance of your building Oceania? What impact will the building of this new country have on the Pacific region, the entire Asia, and even the entire world?"

For this press conference, Tan Jiabao also adopted international practice, arranged for some of his own media, and asked some questions that were beneficial to him.

Tan Jiabao nodded meaningfully to the reporter, and then began to fool the whole world: "Oceania is still a newly established country, she is like a baby waiting to be breastfed, and needs many righteous countries in the world It is precisely because Oceania is a brand-new country that it is full of vitality. Its establishment will have positive and far-reaching significance for the whole world. Regarding this point, I would like to explain in detail Let me tell you. As we all know, the foundations of these lands we have acquired are extremely weak. Whether it is Socotra Island, New Guinea Island, or Timor Island, they are extremely scarce in resources, and their industrial and agricultural foundations are very weak. Weakness, and more than 80% of the people in these places are illiterate or semi-literate. In 1967, the per capita income of these three places was only 33 US dollars. In these three places, it is difficult to eat, see a doctor, and wear clothes. Difficult to travel, difficult to go to school, etc. As for education and culture, things that we have turned a blind eye to, for them, they are already very luxurious and very out of reach. We choose to build our country in these places, and we will We will definitely work hard to change the current situation, and strive to solve the most basic livelihood problems of all the people in the country within one year, and we will also strive to make the income level of the people in our country reach 10 US dollars within 800 years , within 30 years..."

It takes a certain amount of skill to fool around, especially when facing so many reporters, they are all intellectuals and global elites.Fortunately, Comrade Tan Jiabao came from the Celestial Dynasty of that era.Although the kung fu of the Celestial Dynasty has not been fully learned, those rules and routines are still familiar to everyone. Therefore, Tan Jiabao used a tone of voice and emotion when facing so many intellectuals, using the statistics that everyone knows at this time. The invisible five-year plan, ten-year plan, and century-old blueprint described the past and present of his Oceania in detail.This is not enough, Tan Jiabao also looked forward to the benefits that the establishment of Oceania brought to the surrounding countries and regions, and predicted the positive impact of Oceania on the world economy and the great contribution to world peace. some.

Some journalists from the Soviet Union bowed their heads in shame. They knew that their Comrade Brezhnev would never be able to build Socotra Island so perfectly; the journalists from Britain and Australia were also dumbfounded. It was found that the people in the place they have been managing and entrusted are still in such dire straits, their government is absolutely inaction; the Portuguese reporters blushed, they never thought of their concern for East Timor Colonial rule brought so much pain to the people of East Timor; Indonesian journalists no longer complained, and suddenly felt that traitorousness had so many reasons, such far-reaching significance, and such a bright prospect; other journalists in Southeast Asia also Looking forward to it one after another, they feel that it is not a bad thing to have such a new country around them, and the development of this new country will also drive their country's economy...

On this issue, Tan Jiabao is sometimes eloquent, sometimes confiding, sometimes tears, sometimes impassioned, sometimes quotes a famous quote from Lao Tzu, sometimes tells a story that happened on Mars, and then tells some thought-provoking and intriguing things There are witty aphorisms, and from time to time, there is a kind of compassionate expression.All in all, all in all, Tan Jiabao spent 39 minutes answering this question could not be more thorough.

What was supposed to be a press conference turned into a lively report meeting unconsciously.Sitting next to Tan Jiabao, Zheng Dashi counted that Tan Jiabao's "report" won a total of 36 applause from the audience, triggered five screams from the audience, and a total of 12 people listened to tears.

Amid applause from the audience, Tan Jiabao finished his maiden report, and he took a deep sip of tea.

"I am a reporter from Agence France-Presse. I have to admit that Mr. Chu's answer is so vivid. I am full of expectations for the bright future of Oceania. I would like to ask Mr. Chu, like me, Paris No.11 Is there a chance for a post-graduate, white man with more than 10 years of journalism experience to find me a better position in Oceania?"

Tan Jiabao stood up again, bowed deeply to the French reporter, and then said affectionately: "The main body of Oceania is Chinese, but Oceania does not exclude all kinds of talents from other parts of the world, like Mr. Such young talents are exactly what we are looking for. I guarantee that when a person like Mr. comes to Oceania, he will be much stronger in terms of economic income and social status than you were before. Of course, the current Oceania is still There is a lot of waste to be done, and the material conditions may be far from Paris. Here, I use the pen and ink of all respectable journalists to advertise that our Oceania is eager for any knowledgeable, capable, and ambitious people in the world. And talents who are not afraid of hardship and hard work will join. Finally, I would like to say that 100 years ago, the elites from all over the world went to the United States to seek gold, but today, the place suitable for young people to seek gold is Oceania! Come on, show your enthusiasm, come Come on, show your courage, come on, show your wisdom, come on..."

The press conference lasted for more than three hours, and the reporters raised various issues of their own concern. Finally, today's special press conference ended with warm applause from the audience.

Zheng Dashi wrote in his notebook: This is a successful press conference, this is a pragmatic press conference, this is a united press conference, this is a progressive press conference, this is a press conference in line with the times A progressive, pioneering and innovative press conference, this is a press conference that inherits the past and ushers in the future...