Excellent teacher
Chapter 136
The next day, Fang Qin honestly followed Lan Xue to the Civil Affairs Bureau of Qinhe City after class to apply for a red book.
An aunt who handles the red book looked Fang Qin up and down, and then said to Lan Xue earnestly, "Girl, you need to be cautious about major events in life. Nine generations of my family have been spectators. Your husband-in-law is born with peach blossoms." Xiang, to provoke a woman, you have to be mentally prepared."
Fang Qin gave the aunt a vicious look with his eyes, and thought in his heart, what the hell are you doing, I am here to help with the marriage certificate, but you are making things up for me, be careful I will complain to you!
Lan Xue giggled and said, "Then help me figure it out, how many women this guy can provoke, so I can go home and count the number of people."
The aunt looked at Lan Xue with admiration: "You already know it, girl, and I admire your openness. If that's the case, I'll handle this certificate for you."
With a sound of "pa", the aunt's seal was stamped on the red book, and Fang Qin and Lan Xue became legal couples.
Fang Qin thought to himself, since this aunt is so accurate in her face, why not let her see her other fortunes.
Fang Qingang wanted to speak, but the aunt immediately waved her hand: "Now I only apply for certificates for people, and I don't look at faces. If you want to tell fortunes, go to the blind people on the street. They are blind, but with the eyes of the sky, fortune-telling is more accurate than anything else." .Women just need to touch ### to them, and they will know the age of a woman."
Fang Qin is so angry, if he had a beard, the beard would have been raised to the sky.
Seeing Fang Qin's embarrassment, Lan Xue giggled again. Her silver bell-like laughter and glamorous appearance aroused the attention of other groom-to-be around her, and she secretly felt inferior.
Such a woman is called a woman, look at my own mother-in-law?Hey, although it is not considered poison, it is also similar to plain water.
"Boy, today you have a calamity. When you see the green color for the first time after you leave the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, remember to stop for three seconds." Fang Qin heard the aunt shout loudly just as he walked out of the Civil Affairs Hall.
"Hmph." Fang Qin snorted softly with great disdain, and strode away without looking back.
Seeing Fang Qin leave, the aunt's calm face showed a slight smile: "This kid is destined for wealth, but his personality is not bad, and he can live a rich life. It's just that he has a lot of luck, but he will suffer..."
Fang Qin walked out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau and wanted to go to the parking lot to drive, but was stopped by Lan Xue: "Honey, what do you think is that?"
Fang Qinbai glanced at Lan Xue: "Don't call me so old, okay? What is that?"
The next moment Fang Qin knew what it was.
A small green tree.
"Then aunt is talking nonsense, don't believe it." Fang Qin wanted to move forward, but was held back by Lan Xue: "One, two, three..."
Boom!
A potted plant suddenly fell from the sky and fell in front of Lan Xue and Fang Qin, splashing mud everywhere.
Fang Qin quickly looked up, only to see a woman sticking her head out from the balcony above, apologizing to Fang Qin and Lan Xue repeatedly: "Sorry, I accidentally knocked it down while watering, are you all right?"
"Do you think we seem to be in trouble?" Fang Qin said angrily.
The woman patted her chest repeatedly: "It's fine, it's fine, I'm really sorry."
"Is there such an evil door? Could it be that this aunt conspired with others to punish me?" Fang Qin was very puzzled, why the old aunt was right about everything.
Lan Xue glanced at Fang Qin disdainfully: "Come on, he has no grudges against you, and he doesn't covet you for anything, and he didn't know you would come here beforehand, so what are you doing?"
Fang Qin thought about it too, and in the end he had no choice but to admit in his heart that this aunt is really a god.
That's right, the masters are among the people.When you have bad luck in the future, come to this aunt for fortune-telling, maybe you can change your luck.
To be honest, Fang Qin and Lan Xue didn't have much in common.
The two sat in the car, Fang Qin was stunned for a long time and couldn't find a topic.
Lan Xue was in a good mood, and said eloquently, "Fang Qin, do you think it's true that the aunt said that blind people count their age by touching their breasts?"
Fang Qin rolled his eyes angrily: "If those blind fortune tellers can tell their age by touching a man's breast, I will admire them. I can also do this kind of work by touching a woman, hehe."
Lan Xue asked curiously, "You really know how?"
"Why don't you let me touch it?" Fang Qin was in a bad mood today and spoke very aggressively.
Lan Xue giggled and said, "Okay, actually, the age on my ID card is slightly different from my real age. If you can really figure it out, I will be yours tonight."
"You'll be mine sooner or later!" Fang Qin muttered inwardly, and then said seriously, "Forget it, I'm driving now, and it will be a disaster if I mess up and get into an accident..."
call!
A white BMW roared past Fang Qin's car. Judging by the speed at that time, it was at least 180 kilometers per hour!
"Drag racing in the downtown area, is there something wrong with this guy?" Lan Xue was very angry, and then, she and Fang Qin saw that BMW hit a taxi in front with a bang!
boom!
The taxi in front caught fire immediately, and the people sitting in the car were burned to the point of screaming, and the shrill screams were creepy!
The door of the BMW was opened, and a young man who looked only left and right came out of the car drowsily, and then a woman of about the same age walked out, and the two of them dodged to the side together.
"Honey, we bumped into someone else." The woman was a little scared.
The young man immediately said nonchalantly: "It's okay, my dad has plenty of money, and I can afford to burn and kill a few! Well, don't worry about it, let's continue."
After finishing speaking, the young man immediately put his arms around the woman and kissed her passionately in the street, ignoring the miserable howls from the taxi not far away.
Lan Xue was furious: "Scum! Is the local rich man in a small place so arrogant? If this kind of thing dares to happen in Yanjing..."
After calling the traffic police, fire police and ambulance, Fang Qin said coldly: "This kid, he is dead."
Lan Xue was a little surprised: "Why, you have to take care of this kind of thing?"
Fang Qin looked at Lan Xue squarely, and said slowly: "Today is our wedding day, do you want me to think of this car accident whenever I think of our wedding anniversary?"
The water in Lan Xuemei's eyes was flowing, those foxy eyes could really seduce people's soul: "Husband..."
At this moment, Fang Qin's mind short-circuited for an instant, and his mind was full of Lan Xue's breathtakingly beautiful face.
"call--"
Another black Audi car ran past Fang Qin's car, pulling Fang Qin back from the wonderful illusion.
The car stopped in front of Fang Qin's car, and a slutty gangster jumped out of the car and rushed into the BMW car.
Seeing this scene, Lan Xue snorted and sneered, "Sure enough, money can turn ghosts around!"
An aunt who handles the red book looked Fang Qin up and down, and then said to Lan Xue earnestly, "Girl, you need to be cautious about major events in life. Nine generations of my family have been spectators. Your husband-in-law is born with peach blossoms." Xiang, to provoke a woman, you have to be mentally prepared."
Fang Qin gave the aunt a vicious look with his eyes, and thought in his heart, what the hell are you doing, I am here to help with the marriage certificate, but you are making things up for me, be careful I will complain to you!
Lan Xue giggled and said, "Then help me figure it out, how many women this guy can provoke, so I can go home and count the number of people."
The aunt looked at Lan Xue with admiration: "You already know it, girl, and I admire your openness. If that's the case, I'll handle this certificate for you."
With a sound of "pa", the aunt's seal was stamped on the red book, and Fang Qin and Lan Xue became legal couples.
Fang Qin thought to himself, since this aunt is so accurate in her face, why not let her see her other fortunes.
Fang Qingang wanted to speak, but the aunt immediately waved her hand: "Now I only apply for certificates for people, and I don't look at faces. If you want to tell fortunes, go to the blind people on the street. They are blind, but with the eyes of the sky, fortune-telling is more accurate than anything else." .Women just need to touch ### to them, and they will know the age of a woman."
Fang Qin is so angry, if he had a beard, the beard would have been raised to the sky.
Seeing Fang Qin's embarrassment, Lan Xue giggled again. Her silver bell-like laughter and glamorous appearance aroused the attention of other groom-to-be around her, and she secretly felt inferior.
Such a woman is called a woman, look at my own mother-in-law?Hey, although it is not considered poison, it is also similar to plain water.
"Boy, today you have a calamity. When you see the green color for the first time after you leave the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, remember to stop for three seconds." Fang Qin heard the aunt shout loudly just as he walked out of the Civil Affairs Hall.
"Hmph." Fang Qin snorted softly with great disdain, and strode away without looking back.
Seeing Fang Qin leave, the aunt's calm face showed a slight smile: "This kid is destined for wealth, but his personality is not bad, and he can live a rich life. It's just that he has a lot of luck, but he will suffer..."
Fang Qin walked out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau and wanted to go to the parking lot to drive, but was stopped by Lan Xue: "Honey, what do you think is that?"
Fang Qinbai glanced at Lan Xue: "Don't call me so old, okay? What is that?"
The next moment Fang Qin knew what it was.
A small green tree.
"Then aunt is talking nonsense, don't believe it." Fang Qin wanted to move forward, but was held back by Lan Xue: "One, two, three..."
Boom!
A potted plant suddenly fell from the sky and fell in front of Lan Xue and Fang Qin, splashing mud everywhere.
Fang Qin quickly looked up, only to see a woman sticking her head out from the balcony above, apologizing to Fang Qin and Lan Xue repeatedly: "Sorry, I accidentally knocked it down while watering, are you all right?"
"Do you think we seem to be in trouble?" Fang Qin said angrily.
The woman patted her chest repeatedly: "It's fine, it's fine, I'm really sorry."
"Is there such an evil door? Could it be that this aunt conspired with others to punish me?" Fang Qin was very puzzled, why the old aunt was right about everything.
Lan Xue glanced at Fang Qin disdainfully: "Come on, he has no grudges against you, and he doesn't covet you for anything, and he didn't know you would come here beforehand, so what are you doing?"
Fang Qin thought about it too, and in the end he had no choice but to admit in his heart that this aunt is really a god.
That's right, the masters are among the people.When you have bad luck in the future, come to this aunt for fortune-telling, maybe you can change your luck.
To be honest, Fang Qin and Lan Xue didn't have much in common.
The two sat in the car, Fang Qin was stunned for a long time and couldn't find a topic.
Lan Xue was in a good mood, and said eloquently, "Fang Qin, do you think it's true that the aunt said that blind people count their age by touching their breasts?"
Fang Qin rolled his eyes angrily: "If those blind fortune tellers can tell their age by touching a man's breast, I will admire them. I can also do this kind of work by touching a woman, hehe."
Lan Xue asked curiously, "You really know how?"
"Why don't you let me touch it?" Fang Qin was in a bad mood today and spoke very aggressively.
Lan Xue giggled and said, "Okay, actually, the age on my ID card is slightly different from my real age. If you can really figure it out, I will be yours tonight."
"You'll be mine sooner or later!" Fang Qin muttered inwardly, and then said seriously, "Forget it, I'm driving now, and it will be a disaster if I mess up and get into an accident..."
call!
A white BMW roared past Fang Qin's car. Judging by the speed at that time, it was at least 180 kilometers per hour!
"Drag racing in the downtown area, is there something wrong with this guy?" Lan Xue was very angry, and then, she and Fang Qin saw that BMW hit a taxi in front with a bang!
boom!
The taxi in front caught fire immediately, and the people sitting in the car were burned to the point of screaming, and the shrill screams were creepy!
The door of the BMW was opened, and a young man who looked only left and right came out of the car drowsily, and then a woman of about the same age walked out, and the two of them dodged to the side together.
"Honey, we bumped into someone else." The woman was a little scared.
The young man immediately said nonchalantly: "It's okay, my dad has plenty of money, and I can afford to burn and kill a few! Well, don't worry about it, let's continue."
After finishing speaking, the young man immediately put his arms around the woman and kissed her passionately in the street, ignoring the miserable howls from the taxi not far away.
Lan Xue was furious: "Scum! Is the local rich man in a small place so arrogant? If this kind of thing dares to happen in Yanjing..."
After calling the traffic police, fire police and ambulance, Fang Qin said coldly: "This kid, he is dead."
Lan Xue was a little surprised: "Why, you have to take care of this kind of thing?"
Fang Qin looked at Lan Xue squarely, and said slowly: "Today is our wedding day, do you want me to think of this car accident whenever I think of our wedding anniversary?"
The water in Lan Xuemei's eyes was flowing, those foxy eyes could really seduce people's soul: "Husband..."
At this moment, Fang Qin's mind short-circuited for an instant, and his mind was full of Lan Xue's breathtakingly beautiful face.
"call--"
Another black Audi car ran past Fang Qin's car, pulling Fang Qin back from the wonderful illusion.
The car stopped in front of Fang Qin's car, and a slutty gangster jumped out of the car and rushed into the BMW car.
Seeing this scene, Lan Xue snorted and sneered, "Sure enough, money can turn ghosts around!"
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