Excellent teacher

Seeing You Jingjing questioning Fang Qin, Elder Sun also looked at Fang Qin with strange eyes: "Why, what are you still worried about?"

"The timing, the timing is wrong..." Fang Qin frowned, talking to himself, saying something that Sun Lao and You Jingjing couldn't understand.

"What's the wrong timing?" Elder Sun widened his eyes, "You mean the timing of my old man's appearance here is wrong?"

Fang Qin seemed to be relieved from deep thought, and apologized: "Senior Sun, you misunderstood me. Well, I have a proposal, let all the homeless people in Qinhe City go to the place on Cemetery Hill How about walking around?"

Old Sun hummed: "They are very busy with work and have no time!"

Fang Qin chuckled and said, "I'll give them wages, 100 yuan for half a day, plus 30 yuan for meal coupons at the warm home fast food restaurant, how about it?"

Only then did Sun Lao show a smiling face: "Deal!"

I don't know which vagrant sent the news. I heard that there is a treasure hidden on the cemetery hill that the Japanese devils invaded China and retreated too late to take away.

Some people suspected it was a fake, but when they learned that a few homeless men picked up a decades-old map of Qinhe City marked in the island language from the underground of a certain ruin, no one doubted the news anymore. of authenticity.

What?Is there a homeless man who can understand the island language?Who stipulated that tramps must be illiterate!

Not only do they understand the Japanese language, but they also watch Japanese movies. Knowing a few Japanese languages ​​is nothing!

In fact, it doesn't matter if the other island languages ​​on that map can't be read, because the map is drawn very clearly, and they only need to recognize the two words on those island languages.

The only word that is the same as Huaxia is "treasure".

All of a sudden, all the homeless people in Qinhe City were in motion, and went to the cemetery mountain to hunt for treasure with great interest.

If they can find this treasure, they will be able to change from being poor to rich. Being rich and handsome occupies the most important item, and the days to come will be nourished.

With the idea of ​​getting rich overnight, the homeless people all started their treasure hunting journey in high spirits.

They imagined that after having this wealth, they must buy six houses and marry six wives.

Why six?Because there are seven days in a week, one day is fortunate, and the remaining day is rest.

Although things like treasure maps are very mysterious in reality, there are so many treasure maps in movies and TV shows that this kind of thing is not impossible.

Anyway, it’s not a disadvantage to go and have a look, and it’s not for nothing.

Dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel.

These vagrants searched for a long time, and it was already dark. Except for the tombs all over the mountain, no buildings were found.

"Hey, which bastard from the island country drew the map? Why is there no treasure?" Someone couldn't help complaining.

Old Sun, who had been in the crowd and disguised himself, had a burning face, but he didn't know if he would be red or not.

"That's right, which bastard from an island country drew the map!"

"Stamp this bastard to death!"

"Curse him for having a son who is not smart!"

These guys scolded more and more vigorously, until someone found that Sun Lao hadn't spoken, and asked curiously: "Why don't you scold that bastard?"

Elder Sun rolled his eyes secretly, and shouted loudly: "Who said I didn't scold you? Islanders are bastards, islanders are all bastards!"

Hearing that Elder Sun was finally on the same front as them, these people lost their doubts about Elder Sun.

Mr. Sun is so depressed, it's all Fang Qin's fault, so I'll find him to settle the score later, heh heh.

In fact, Fang Qin could not be blamed for this, but Mr. Sun himself could only be blamed.

Who made him want both the horse to run and the horse not to eat grass?

He coveted the wages and meal coupons that Fang Qin gave these homeless people. In his words, he also wanted to try what it was like to embezzle public funds, and to experience what it was like to be a corrupt official.

Now he finally understands what the price to pay for being a corrupt official is that he will be called a bastard and cut off his children and grandchildren!

Seeing that the timing was almost up, Elder Sun sat on the ground, pointed to a nearby tree and shouted, "Look, this tree has no bark in this part, it's so smooth!"

The other homeless people squeezed over at once, and they found something strange at the root of the big tree.

"Maybe this is the mechanism where the treasure is hidden, there really is a treasure!"

"Knock and see!"

Someone took their "dog-beating stick" and knocked on the smooth part at the bottom of the big tree, and there was a hollow drum sound of "dong dong".

"There is a show!" The eyes of the homeless people lit up, and they were all excited as if they had found a treasure.

But no matter how they knocked, there was no response here, and everyone couldn't help being disappointed again.

"Whirring whirring……"

Suddenly there was a strange sound in the sky, and the homeless people looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

Soon, the helicopter landed, and several soldiers in military uniforms jumped out of the helicopter, and shouted at the homeless people: "Scatter, all of them!"

All the tramps were furious, and one tramp shouted loudly: "Why should we be separated? There is a treasure here..."

The homeless man's mouth was immediately covered, but it was too late.

The vagabonds wished they could beat up the vagabond. The soldiers knew about the treasure, so why not confiscate it immediately?

"Master Jun, this guy is a lunatic, don't be serious with him!"

The vagrants immediately put on smiling faces, trying to lure the soldiers away, "We're just gathering here for an open-air dinner. Just now, when we mentioned the treasure on TV, this snake spirit believed it. What a crime!"

"It's so old-fashioned, it's so old-fashioned to call someone 'Military Lord'. These guys, it is necessary for them to learn something hard and keep pace with the times, so as not to be eliminated by the times."

Elder Sun thought to himself, "It's not easy to be a homeless man!"

The faces of those soldiers were stinky, and one of the officers said: "I heard that some lawbreakers planted a time bomb and wanted to blow up the mountain. We are here to find the bomb. You should evacuate it!"

"If you want to lie to us, there is no way!" These homeless people really fell for it, "Show us the evidence!"

The soldier immediately took out an instrument and turned it on.

"Beep, beep..." The red light on the instrument flickered, which was the same as the precursor to the bomb's imminent explosion in the movie.

"Run!" The tramps immediately scattered, running as fast as they could.

Sun Lao looked at these useless guys and sighed secretly.

Forget it, don't bother with these guys.

After all the homeless people ran away, Fang Qin jumped out of the helicopter and looked at the instrument in the soldier's hand with a solemn expression.

This instrument is the most advanced bomb sensing instrument in the world, capable of sensing electronic devices inside advanced bombs within 1000 meters.

Old Sun's face was also ugly, and he couldn't help cursing: "Damn it, you dare to plot against my old man! Let me find that bastard surnamed Lu, I must make him look good!"