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Chapter 1603 Exam cheated

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Fang Qin didn't expect that these students wanted to cheat, and all the famous words came out, and he almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

He was very puzzled and asked: "All of you are so talented in literature and eloquence, are you afraid that you will fail the Chinese test?"

The students looked at Fang Qin like a monster: "Teacher Fang, are you out? The current English papers can't be read and you can't do it, that's all. The Chinese papers make you understand but you can't do it!"

In fact, it's not that Fang Qin is out, but that he has never been to school at all, so he doesn't know what the Chinese paper looks like.

According to Fang Qin's idea, isn't the Chinese paper just to ask students to write a composition, or to test the understanding and application of words and sentences?

Anyway, there were still a few minutes before the exam, so Fang Qin wanted to know what the Chinese paper that he could understand but couldn't do was like: "Can you give me an example and listen to one or two questions?"

A girl said aggrievedly: "The last test was the famous book "Journey to the West". We thought we knew "Journey to the West" very well, but we didn't know that the subject of the test was Monkey King and Erlang God when he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace. What did it become, then what did it become, and what did it become again. This kind of topic is almost as good as copying it with a book!"

"What the hell?! Is there such a perverted question?" Fang Qin cursed secretly.

Isn't this kind of test topic the same as Kong Yiji's "How many ways to write the character 'fen'"?

It has been so many years, and Huaxia Education is still cultivating the pedantic literati described by Mr. Zhou Shuren, which is really sad.

The essence of the thought of the masterpiece is not tested, and the author's intention to express is not tested, but the 72 changes of Sun Houzi are tested, and your sister is tested!

If the Chinese papers really looked like this, Fang Qin felt that he would really embarrass these cheating boys, because even if they cheated, they might not be able to take the exam!

"There is a sentence in the last paragraph of Kong Yiji, 'Maybe Kong Yiji is indeed dead'. The teacher said this sentence uses the contradictory expressions of 'about' and 'certainly' to express a realm that is exhaustive but has endless meaning."

Another student said, "I used 'approximately' and 'certainly' like this in my composition last time, and the teacher actually said that I was wrong! The farts of great writers are delicious, and the food of us students is stinky." Yes, how can this language make people live!"

Fang Qin was speechless, because Fang Qin also thought so.

The ancients used typos and called it Tongjia, which caused a lot of inconvenience to understand, and there are many people who say that Tongjia is used well.

The author of some articles didn't have much meaning at first, but a group of guys who studied Chinese studied a lot of the author's ideas abruptly, and then proudly put them out to test the students.

The most typical one is "Dream of Red Mansions" from the four famous novels.

The author is a descendant of a down-and-out family. In today's terms, the second generation of officials and riches has become a poor (upper voice) silk, and then describes the decline of his family in novels.

A poor and down-to-earth literati, doesn’t he just write novels based on his own ideas, how can he think about what ideas to add to his articles?

If this Mr. Cao knew that his novels supported a large group of red scholars in China, would he lament the injustice of the heavens.

After thinking so much, Fang Qin couldn't help feeling that these students were really pitiful.

But, no matter how poor you are, you can't cheat when I invigilate the exam!

One thing is one thing. Since you are students, integrity in exams is your foundation.If you can't even do this at all, what's the point of cheating and getting good grades?

"Needless to say." Fang Qin said very righteously, "I don't care what the future is, since you have entered this examination room, you have to abide by the rules of this examination room, there is nothing to discuss. If the whole society If you don't follow the rules because of this or that, wouldn't that be a mess?"

The students knew that they couldn't impress Fang Qin's "heart of stone", so they all had to lie down on the table obediently, waiting for Fang Qin to hand out the papers to them.

Fang Qin was very satisfied with the performance of these guys, and the time was almost up, so he handed out the papers.

Seeing the students start to work hard, Fang Qin, who felt a little bored, found that a student missed the exam, so he picked up the student's paper and looked at it.

Seeing this, Fang Qin immediately felt ashamed.

I have known the Chinese characters for so many years, so I really can understand the topic but don't know how to do it!

It is normal literary common sense to test a certain writer, what is his name, what is his name, what is his age, what are his representative works, and this test can be regarded as quite satisfactory, and there is nothing wrong with it.

However, in the end, he was even tested in which year he was born and which year he ascended to heaven. Your sister's household registration is checked!

A certain famous book, which chapter, what did the protagonist do, pay attention, the test is not about the content, but how many chapters the content appears in!

Fang Qin felt that he was about to faint. What a child, he would only remember what a certain person was doing in these chapters when he was reading a classic.

Fang Qin read the Chinese paper in one breath, and burst into tears.

Except for the [-]-point composition, Fang Qin will only get a score of [-] or [-] for word questions in the basic part of the language.

Fang Qin felt that he, a child who had never been to a regular school, was really no match. Even if he had a nine-point IELTS score and had read countless Huaxia YY novels, it was useless.

When Fang Qin woke up from the frustration of not being able to do the papers, he found that the students were all lying on the table, staring at him very bored.

Fang Qin was stunned: "What are you doing? Why don't you look at me if you don't take the exam? I'm not Brother Chun, so if you believe me, you will still fail."

A girl is bored: "Teacher Fang, please accommodate me. At most, I will send you a photo of me and Zheng Xiaoyun when I was young. You don't know how cute Xiaoyun was when she was young."

"Zheng Xiaoyun's pure loli photo?!" Fang Qin swallowed secretly, although he wanted it very much, but because of his responsibility, he had no choice but to refuse it solemnly, "No!"

Seeing that Zheng Xiaoyun's childhood photos failed to impress Fang Qin, everyone knew it was over, so they continued to stare at Mung Dou with big eyes and small eyes.

What they can do now is to wait for the bell to ring at the end of the exam, and then hand in an answer sheet with only a composition and a few basic language questions.

Needless to say, this exam was a mess.

Tian Fu, who had been watching all this with the classroom monitor, didn't know what Fang Qin was saying to the students, but when she saw all the students sitting there obediently and not daring to move, she understood that any thorny student would Fang Qin couldn't help it.

When a thorn-headed student meets a thorn-headed teacher, after all, his morality is still a bit worse.

Feeling that he was also quite bored, Tian Fu turned off the monitor.

At this moment, she finally felt that she was really a failure in life. In the eyes of the students, she was not as good as a thorny teacher.

I also invigilated many students in this class last time, and those students didn't take her seriously at all.

Come on, in Fang Qin's hands, all the wolves turned into sheep.

Tian Fu sighed, and said to himself: "Okay, Fang Qin, you have won this game."

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