Excellent teacher

###Chapter 814 Unreliable, eat tofu

When Ye Lan found him practicing singing in the room, Fang Qin was embarrassed and could only cover up his embarrassment with a meaningless "hehehehe" giggle.

Ye Lan snorted: "Let's go, go to dinner first, they are waiting for you, I will teach you later."

With Ye Lan's words, Fang Qin temporarily settled down and went out to eat.

As soon as they heard that Fang Qin was going to sing, several women chatted about it.

Some people said that they would go to the scene to cheer for Fang Qin, and some said that they hadn't heard Fang Qin sing a song by himself. They were very curious and had to listen to it. Fang Qin's face turned into a bitter melon, and he couldn't refuse.

Originally, I wanted to lose face in front of the students, but I didn't expect these women to join in the fun. Is this the rhythm of wanting to hang myself with noodles and be smashed to death with tofu?

These women don't care whether Fang Qin likes it or not, they will go if they say they want to go, even if Fang Qin wants to say "no", they won't give Fang Qin this chance.

A group of women chatted for a long time, and finally decided to participate in the Children's Day activities in Fang Qin's class as a friend of the vice principal Luo Yunshan. Even Luo Yunshan had no chance to object.

Luo Yunshan quietly made a helpless expression at Fang Qin, Fang Qin could only be depressed by himself, eating the tasteless rice alone in a sullen mood.

After eating quickly, Fang Qin rushed back to the room and continued to practice singing.

Ye Lan kept her word, and then came to Fang Qin's room to teach Fang Qin how to sing.

Usually Fang Qin is the teacher and Ye Lan is the student, but now it's the other way around, Ye Lan is still secretly a little proud.

She put on the appearance of a strict teacher, and said in a pretending old voice: "My requirements are very strict, you have to think carefully, if you don't learn well, I will give you a palm."

After finishing speaking, Ye Lan took out a piece of bamboo she picked up from nowhere, with a scheming smile on her face: "How about it, have you thought it through?"

Fang Qin rolled his eyes, he has rough skin and thick flesh, what is such a small piece of bamboo?

"Okay, let's start." Fang Qin said very simply.

Ye Lan's eyes were full of approval: "Courage is commendable, determination is commendable, well, let's start now. I will sing a sentence, and you will follow. I know you are stupid, and you can't keep up with the rhythm for a while. , I will slow down appropriately."

I am stupid?In Fang Qin's mind, several muddy horses ran over, but he still had to pretend to study hard, otherwise Ye Lan would lose face tomorrow if he didn't teach him.

Ye Lan really slowed down: "The boundless end of the world is my love..."

"The boundless sky is my love..."

Snapped!

Ye Lan decisively struck Fang Qin's palm with a whip, and said viciously: "It's the end of the world, not the sky!"

Fang Qin grinned, although the bamboo slice didn't hurt at all, but being hit by Ye Lan's little girl felt very uncomfortable.

But what can I do if I want her to teach me?

"The blue sky is my love..."

Snapped!

Another whip fell: "Boundless!"

"The blue sky is my love..."

Snapped!

"Boundless!! End of the World!"

"The boundless sky is your love..."

Snapped!

"Mine! Mine!"

Fang Qin was very depressed: "The original song was yours!"

Ye Lan vomits blood...

The first sentence was finally learned after Ye Lan slapped Fang Qin's palm for 5 minutes.

Ye Lan didn't know if Fang Qin hurt or not, anyway, she beat Fang Qin so tired that she was half dead.

Ye Lan finally understood that it is not easy to be a teacher, especially a blunt guy like Fang Qin, who would feel exhausted to teach one class, but would it be okay if he taught a class?

At this moment, Ye Lan realized the difficulty of being a teacher, and felt a little pitiful for Fang Qin in her heart.

Many of the students in the class are English idiots, and it is too embarrassing for him to teach English to most of the English idiots in the class.

But sympathy is all sympathy, Ye Lan shoulders the "heavy task" entrusted to her by Zheng Xiaoyun to teach this idiot to sing, she can't relax a little bit: "Come on, the second sentence, sing with me: the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills... ..."

"Cotton blossoms at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

Snapped!

"The flowers are blooming!"

"Cotton blossoms at the foot of Mount Tai..."

Snapped!

clap clap!

clap clap clap...

There was a rhythmic slapping sound coming from Fang Qin's room. Fang Qin sang every sentence and slapped every time he sang, as if he was a rhythmic accompaniment to Fang Qin's singing.

An hour later, Ye Lan's hands had no strength; two hours later, Ye Lan sat slumped on Fang Qin's bed, her body limp like a ball of mud; three hours later, Ye Lan could barely keep her eyes open. Eyes, watching Fang Qin entertaining himself singing "The Most Dazzling National Style" that he thought was perfect.

Ye Lan felt that if Fang Qin sang this song tomorrow, he would definitely win the Global Best Chinese Lyric Adaptation Award.

This guy is reliable in everything, why is singing so unreliable?

No wonder Confucius said that dead wood cannot be carved. This sentence is really a brilliant summary of the Chinese way of being a teacher for thousands of years.

It wasn't until Fang Qin saw Ye Lan yawned that he stopped, and excitedly said to Ye Lan: "Haha, Ye Lan, I have learned, thank you!"

Before Ye Lan could react, Fang Qin's big mouth smacked her face heavily with a "bia" sound, and Ye Lan froze there on the spot.

What is this guy doing, what is this guy doing!

Ye Lan really wanted to get mad, but when she saw Fang Qin started singing for self-entertainment again, she thought to herself, maybe he was just too excited, not because he wanted to eat tofu on purpose .

But no matter what, this guy's dirty saliva wiped his face, and he had to go back to his room to wash it off, it stinks to death!

"I'm leaving!" Ye Lan stood up angrily, and went back to the room without looking back.

Seeing that Ye Lan just left without causing trouble for himself, Fang Qin heaved a long sigh of relief, showing a sly smile: "I let you slap my palm all night, what can I do if I don't get some interest back, hehe!"

Fang Qin felt that he had learned enough, so he proudly turned up the volume and turned up the accompaniment music. In an instant, the whole floor resounded with the prelude to "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", which seemed to be beaten with chicken blood.

Fang Qin swayed along with the rhythm, and was about to sing with a microphone. Suddenly, someone threw a lot of pots and pans from outside the room, and they smashed all over the floor.

"Fang Qin, keep your voice down!"

"What time is it, and no one is allowed to sleep!"

Fang Qin turned around and saw that a group of women in pajamas were angrily crowded at the door of his room. The sleepy look was so charming that Fang Qin suddenly felt a fierce fire in his lower abdomen, and he almost couldn't catch his breath. come over.

God, earth, if I can hug these women and sleep with them, as a man, I will be satisfied in my life!

###Chapter 815 What a trap!

Under the strong protest of the women, Fang Qin honestly turned off the accompaniment music, and then obediently lay down on the bed and went to sleep.

In the dream, Fang Qin saw himself standing on the stage of the school's party, singing a moving song with his most moving voice, and then a group of little lolita shouted "One more song, one more song!" First", Zheng Xiaoyun even ran up, very shy but boldly "boomed" on her face...

Fang Qin had a good dream, but Ye Lan couldn't fall asleep.

After being hit by Fang Qin's "Wolf Kiss", no matter how Ye Lan washed it, she always felt that the skin on her face was weird and itchy.I really don't know if Fang Qin's saliva is poisonous, or how could it be like this?

In fact, these are just Ye Lan's psychological effects. She desperately wanted to erase the traces, but of course the more she wiped, the more itchy she became.

"How dare this pig treat me like this, tomorrow's June [-]st party will definitely make him unable to eat!" With the infinite hatred of Fang Qin, Ye Lan fell asleep in a daze.

Fang Qin's dream was slightly different. Ye Lan also dreamed of Fang Qin singing at the party, but Fang Qin immediately shouted for him to step down from the stage as soon as Fang Qin spoke.This cheeky guy didn't step down, and then Ye Lan and her friends picked up rotten eggs, banana peels and watermelon peels and threw them viciously at Fang Qin until Fang Qin was knocked off the stage.

Seeing the dirty egg yolk on Fang Qin's face, Ye Lan, who was dreaming sweetly, smiled sweetly.

"This child!" Shen Meiyu had never seen Ye Lan smile so happily, she was very curious about what kind of dream her daughter had.

Seeing her sleeping so soundly, Shen Meiyu caressed Ye Lan's face affectionately.

She is content when the child is happy.And all of this was given by that playful man.

Thinking of that playful man, Shen Meiyu couldn't help smiling.

My business is gradually improving, and when I can support myself and is no longer looked down upon by his wife, then I will have something to do with that man, haha.

Children's Day is here. Except for the garden activities held in the first grade of junior high school, all other classes in the second and third grades of junior high school are in class normally.

The party that Class [-], Grade [-], wanted to hold was held at noon, and the school had no objection.

After class in the morning, Fang Qin immediately ran to the supermarket, bought a lot of gifts, and almost sent them to Shanlin Middle School in a large truck.

He was away from school all day, and in order to express his apology to these students, he bought three gifts for each student, hoping to use these small favors to win back a little favor with them.

When Fang Qin returned to school, it was the end of the third get out of class. The students in other classes saw so many gifts from the students in the second and sixth classes, and they all yelled: "I strongly demand that the class teacher be changed, and we also want Teacher Fang to be the teacher!" Our head teacher!"

"Why?" The head teacher of a class glared angrily at these yelling students, like a big bad wolf trying to eat sheep.

The students in that class didn't dare to answer, and the students in the other class yelled in a strange tone: "Of course it's because Teacher Fang never cares about the students and even buys them gifts, haha. If our class teacher is so kind to us, we I wouldn't call her a climacteric spinster..."

The student suddenly noticed something strange in the air around him, something called murderous aura was spreading rapidly in the air, and he realized something was wrong.

He turned around slowly, and saw that the "menopausal old maid" head teacher in his mouth had his hands on his hips, glaring at him, his feet softened all of a sudden: "You...you...Mr. You, I was just Just kidding...don't...don't mind..."

Teacher You roared angrily: "Middle school students have copied the daily code of conduct a thousand times, remember, I'm not joking!"

Fang Qin didn't know that he would have all kinds of influence on other classes and teachers in the school. Of course, even if he knew, he didn't bother to bother.

He just does his own thing and doesn't care what other teachers think.

The students in Class [-] and [-] saw Fang Qin bring a large cart full of gifts to the school, and rushed down from upstairs in one breath, shouting, "Ah, Teacher Fang, we love you so much!"

A large group of boys, like bandits, climbed into Shangqin's van and began to rob and share the spoils on the spot. Fang Qin was so anxious that Fang Qin yelled: "Hey, everyone has three shares, everyone has it, everyone don't grab it, don't grab it! Rob……"

Those guys didn't care about Fang Qin, they immediately dispersed when they grabbed something they liked, Fang Qin was so anxious that he pulled one to the left and one to the right like a monkey, but he still couldn't stop the group of bandits.

"Haha..." Such a happy scene made all the students laugh out loud, even the teachers couldn't help laughing.

Although Fang Qin didn't spend much time in school, as long as he was there, there would be joy in school, which was not as dull as usual, which made the teachers who had slight opinions on him change their views on him.

Fang Qin was very depressed, and asked a few students from the "Xiao Kai Class" to help move the remaining things up.

When he got to the classroom, Fang Qin discovered that those boys were giving the girls the gifts they had snatched. Fang Qin was taken aback for a moment by seeing how close they were as brothers and sisters.

"No way? When did the friendship between boys and girls in the class become so good?" Fang Qin was very puzzled, but this was not a bad thing, so Fang Qin didn't bother to argue with them.

"Hey, students, please be quiet." As soon as Fang Qin spoke, the students immediately fell silent, and all turned their attention to the other gifts he brought in, but Fang Qin ignored them.

Fang Qin wanted to cry, and secretly scolded these students for having no conscience, and his status in their hearts was not as good as these gifts. Alas, being a teacher by yourself is really a failure.

Reining in his thoughts a little, Fang Qin said to the students: "Now almost every student has one or two gifts in their hands. I bought three gifts for each of you. Now each student chooses gifts according to their seat numbers. Everyone gathers three gifts, and the first one will come up first."

The students happily received three gifts, their faces full of joy.

Fang Qin secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was no robbery this time.

When the class bell rang, Fang Qin immediately left and went back to the office to rest.

"This group of little bastards!" Fang Qin felt that he was almost overwhelmed by them, so he couldn't help spitting.

"Wipe it off." Ma Xiaolian handed over a towel and looked at Fang Qin with a smile on her face.

Fang Qin wondered why Ma Xiaolian kept staring at herself and smiled: "Do I have flowers on my face? Why are you smiling like that?"

Ma Xiaolian said with a chuckle: "The students in your class have already said that you will sing at the party that is waiting for you, so the old principal Zheng decided to hold the party in your class in the school auditorium. So, now all the teachers and students in the school We are all waiting to hear you sing!"

Fang Qin rolled his eyes, and almost foamed at the mouth: These little bastards, how far are they going to fool themselves before they are reconciled!