The champion of protecting flowers in modern times
Chapter 2 I've never seen such an arrogant [for collection]
ps: During the new book period, collections and red tickets are very very very very very very important, please everyone!
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Under the light of the slanting moon, walking out of the secluded forest by Wenxi Lake is a street that is also dimly lit. However, this street is full of hair salons and saunas, and it is a famous "red light district" in this area.
None of this matters.
The important thing is that Henry Zhang's forehead is constantly sweating coldly at this moment.
"This... what is this place?"
From the moment he walked out of the secluded forest, Henry Zhang's eyes touched all kinds of things he had never heard of, and he was stunned. He walked forward numbly, but his mind was in chaos. Everything here is so strange, just like just now, A Jialing brand motorcycle roared past, shocking Henry Zhang's little heart.
"Could it be that I'm dead, and this is hell?" Henry Zhang is almost certain that this is definitely not the world he lives in.
However... these are still not important!
Even more important is.
"Girl, why are you holding the champion's hand so tightly?" Henry Zhang kept muttering in his heart, half of the cold sweat on his forehead flowed down because of this, and the woman was wearing a backless dress with pitifully scant fabric, bursting into tears. The skin-to-skin relationship made the little heart of the boy chicken that had been raised for 20 years in the Song Dynasty continue to speed up.
Of course, on the surface, Henry Zhang's face was still very calm.
The more uncertain the situation, the more you have to keep your mind clear.
"Where are you going?" the woman asked, her eyes were filled with pity and contempt, she dared to say that this handsome guy is still a country bumpkin, no, judging from his curious expression just now, he is not as good as a country bumpkin.Not only that, but when the light came out, the woman realized that the clothes of this handsome guy were even more strange. He was actually wearing a white robe. Are there still young people wearing robes now?However, it was really strange that he didn't feel any awkwardness at all, as if the white robe was designed for him.
Henry Zhang thought he had covered it up very well.
"Which one?" Henry Zhang froze for a moment, and glanced at the hair salons and hotels with a faint red light on both sides.Immediately relieved, there is no need to observe now, and you can learn without a teacher.
It should be asking which place to choose to sell news.
"casual."
Henry Zhang chuckled, he didn't care.
About 10 minutes later, in the room on the second floor of the hotel closest to where the two were standing before.
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"You... you call a chicken and you don't bring your ID card?"
The woman's face showed extreme anger, and her chest heaved rapidly. Don't you know that an ID card is required to open a room in a hotel?After working in this business for so long, this is the first time a woman has to use her ID card to open a room.
She now has the urge to hit her head to death!
Regarding the ID card, Henry Zhang has been thinking about entering the house from downstairs, but he has never been able to figure out why.
"Calling chicken?" Henry Zhang was stunned, and then he chuckled, "The girl is really understanding, she came here after so many twists and turns, she is really hungry."
Henry Zhang was secretly happy in his heart, the organization and service that provided the information was really thoughtful, and he still provided food at such a late hour, but the words here are really strange, why is it not 'killing chicken' and 'ordering chicken' but 'calling chicken'?
"I understand! Beggars are beggars! Haha, with the ingenuity of this number one scholar, this is so hard for me."
"Hungry?" A trace of disdain flashed in the woman's eyes, "I don't know if you will be full."
Henry Zhang was not happy, and stretched out five fingers on the spot, "Girl, I have a record of eating five chickens in one go."
"Are you so powerful?"
"Of course... Hey, girl, why did you take off your clothes?"
"........."
The woman stared at Henry Zhang fiercely. She had seen all kinds of prostitutes by herself, and she had never seen such a crazy and stupid woman. After being stopped by Henry Zhang, the woman who wanted to take off her clothes sat by the bed, anyway. It's Bao Ye, you're a handsome guy, you can do whatever you want.
Henry Zhang was even more puzzled, how could the world be completely different by jumping off a cliff by himself, the most obvious sign is that women wear less clothes, and they even take off their clothes in front of him.
Silence for a moment.
Henry Zhang stood up.
The woman finally breathed a sigh of relief, I rely on you, the old lady can wait anxiously.
After a while, Henry Zhang took a step forward.
For such a handsome guy, although the woman has already despaired in her heart, she still holds the mentality that a miracle will happen.
"Girl, why isn't the Beggar Chicken up yet?"
"........."
The woman stood up abruptly, she couldn't stand such a man who pretended to be crazy, so she went straight to the point, "The night package is a full service, let me give you a blowjob first."
"Blow the flute?" Henry Zhang was overjoyed, and immediately had a familiar intimacy, "You can also blow the flute?"
Henry Zhang is happy, this is the only familiar word he has heard so far.
The woman's eyes widened. She was very curious why Henry Zhang used the word 'also' to describe it. After a while, she replied unhappily, "There is no one in our business who can't play the flute."
"The girl is really knowledgeable and talented. I want to compete with her in the next moment. What do you think?"
"You...want to compete with me... blow the flute?" The woman jumped up, her hair standing on end, no wonder he didn't move after coming in, could it be that he was glass?The woman's lips trembled and said, "You can also blow the flute?"
"Of course, my surname is Xiao, and I have been immersed in the flute skill for several years, and I have finally achieved something." Henry Zhang waved his hand very modestly.
The woman couldn't help but subconsciously took a step back, and a picture like this appeared in her mind: the handsome guy in front of her was wearing a cute rabbit blindfold, kneeling on the ground, but in front of her was a burly man, laughing loudly... …
so horrible.
Henry Zhang hasn't noticed the woman's strangeness yet, "Hey, by the way, girl, are you used to five-finger Xiao or seven-finger Xiao?"
"I use ten fingers together." The voice trembled.
Henry Zhang was taken aback, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "It's really amazing."
"So, girl, let's compete? You come first."
Although the woman was a little creepy, but for the 500 yuan tonight, she still went all out, and immediately squatted gently in front of Henry Zhang, stretching her hand over...
"what!!"
boom! ! !
With Henry Zhang's scream, the door of the room was suddenly kicked open, and several uniformed figures rushed in.
"Don't move! We are the police!"
Henry Zhang was taken aback, "Police?"
"Ah!!" The woman below was so frightened that she hugged her head, and instantly understood what happened, trembling all over. She didn't expect to be so unlucky to meet a pornographic agent tonight.
"We are the anti-pornography team of the Yangpu District Police Station, and now we suspect that you have engaged in illegal activities here, and we will arrest you." A middle-aged man in police uniform said in a deep voice, looking at Henry Zhang with a bit of contempt in his eyes, Looking at the postures of the two, is there any doubt?However, you guys are almost there. When the other room rushed in, it was already turning upside down. Are you still brewing dark clouds?
"Sweeping porn?"
The sudden intrusion of these policemen made Henry Zhang's mind even more disordered, and suddenly a flash of light flashed, people here "order chicken" means "calling chicken", "sweeping pornography", is it sweeping the floor?Sweeping the yellow land, tsk tsk, yes, quite appropriate.
Henry Zhang arched his face with a smile, waved his hands and said, "If you want to sweep, sweep it quickly, and notify the kitchen after sweeping out, please let them move quickly, I'm still waiting for 'calling chicken'. Hehe..."
"Ha ha……"
As if a gust of cold wind was blowing, the policemen present shivered involuntarily, and their eyes fell on Henry Zhang, all of them dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
Their anti-pornography team has acted so many times, and no client has ever dared to say the word "calling chicken" in front of them. This kid not only said it, but also asked himself to wait for someone to go out early. He... he will continue to call chicken ?
I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen such arrogant...
…………
Under the light of the slanting moon, walking out of the secluded forest by Wenxi Lake is a street that is also dimly lit. However, this street is full of hair salons and saunas, and it is a famous "red light district" in this area.
None of this matters.
The important thing is that Henry Zhang's forehead is constantly sweating coldly at this moment.
"This... what is this place?"
From the moment he walked out of the secluded forest, Henry Zhang's eyes touched all kinds of things he had never heard of, and he was stunned. He walked forward numbly, but his mind was in chaos. Everything here is so strange, just like just now, A Jialing brand motorcycle roared past, shocking Henry Zhang's little heart.
"Could it be that I'm dead, and this is hell?" Henry Zhang is almost certain that this is definitely not the world he lives in.
However... these are still not important!
Even more important is.
"Girl, why are you holding the champion's hand so tightly?" Henry Zhang kept muttering in his heart, half of the cold sweat on his forehead flowed down because of this, and the woman was wearing a backless dress with pitifully scant fabric, bursting into tears. The skin-to-skin relationship made the little heart of the boy chicken that had been raised for 20 years in the Song Dynasty continue to speed up.
Of course, on the surface, Henry Zhang's face was still very calm.
The more uncertain the situation, the more you have to keep your mind clear.
"Where are you going?" the woman asked, her eyes were filled with pity and contempt, she dared to say that this handsome guy is still a country bumpkin, no, judging from his curious expression just now, he is not as good as a country bumpkin.Not only that, but when the light came out, the woman realized that the clothes of this handsome guy were even more strange. He was actually wearing a white robe. Are there still young people wearing robes now?However, it was really strange that he didn't feel any awkwardness at all, as if the white robe was designed for him.
Henry Zhang thought he had covered it up very well.
"Which one?" Henry Zhang froze for a moment, and glanced at the hair salons and hotels with a faint red light on both sides.Immediately relieved, there is no need to observe now, and you can learn without a teacher.
It should be asking which place to choose to sell news.
"casual."
Henry Zhang chuckled, he didn't care.
About 10 minutes later, in the room on the second floor of the hotel closest to where the two were standing before.
…………
…………
"You... you call a chicken and you don't bring your ID card?"
The woman's face showed extreme anger, and her chest heaved rapidly. Don't you know that an ID card is required to open a room in a hotel?After working in this business for so long, this is the first time a woman has to use her ID card to open a room.
She now has the urge to hit her head to death!
Regarding the ID card, Henry Zhang has been thinking about entering the house from downstairs, but he has never been able to figure out why.
"Calling chicken?" Henry Zhang was stunned, and then he chuckled, "The girl is really understanding, she came here after so many twists and turns, she is really hungry."
Henry Zhang was secretly happy in his heart, the organization and service that provided the information was really thoughtful, and he still provided food at such a late hour, but the words here are really strange, why is it not 'killing chicken' and 'ordering chicken' but 'calling chicken'?
"I understand! Beggars are beggars! Haha, with the ingenuity of this number one scholar, this is so hard for me."
"Hungry?" A trace of disdain flashed in the woman's eyes, "I don't know if you will be full."
Henry Zhang was not happy, and stretched out five fingers on the spot, "Girl, I have a record of eating five chickens in one go."
"Are you so powerful?"
"Of course... Hey, girl, why did you take off your clothes?"
"........."
The woman stared at Henry Zhang fiercely. She had seen all kinds of prostitutes by herself, and she had never seen such a crazy and stupid woman. After being stopped by Henry Zhang, the woman who wanted to take off her clothes sat by the bed, anyway. It's Bao Ye, you're a handsome guy, you can do whatever you want.
Henry Zhang was even more puzzled, how could the world be completely different by jumping off a cliff by himself, the most obvious sign is that women wear less clothes, and they even take off their clothes in front of him.
Silence for a moment.
Henry Zhang stood up.
The woman finally breathed a sigh of relief, I rely on you, the old lady can wait anxiously.
After a while, Henry Zhang took a step forward.
For such a handsome guy, although the woman has already despaired in her heart, she still holds the mentality that a miracle will happen.
"Girl, why isn't the Beggar Chicken up yet?"
"........."
The woman stood up abruptly, she couldn't stand such a man who pretended to be crazy, so she went straight to the point, "The night package is a full service, let me give you a blowjob first."
"Blow the flute?" Henry Zhang was overjoyed, and immediately had a familiar intimacy, "You can also blow the flute?"
Henry Zhang is happy, this is the only familiar word he has heard so far.
The woman's eyes widened. She was very curious why Henry Zhang used the word 'also' to describe it. After a while, she replied unhappily, "There is no one in our business who can't play the flute."
"The girl is really knowledgeable and talented. I want to compete with her in the next moment. What do you think?"
"You...want to compete with me... blow the flute?" The woman jumped up, her hair standing on end, no wonder he didn't move after coming in, could it be that he was glass?The woman's lips trembled and said, "You can also blow the flute?"
"Of course, my surname is Xiao, and I have been immersed in the flute skill for several years, and I have finally achieved something." Henry Zhang waved his hand very modestly.
The woman couldn't help but subconsciously took a step back, and a picture like this appeared in her mind: the handsome guy in front of her was wearing a cute rabbit blindfold, kneeling on the ground, but in front of her was a burly man, laughing loudly... …
so horrible.
Henry Zhang hasn't noticed the woman's strangeness yet, "Hey, by the way, girl, are you used to five-finger Xiao or seven-finger Xiao?"
"I use ten fingers together." The voice trembled.
Henry Zhang was taken aback, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "It's really amazing."
"So, girl, let's compete? You come first."
Although the woman was a little creepy, but for the 500 yuan tonight, she still went all out, and immediately squatted gently in front of Henry Zhang, stretching her hand over...
"what!!"
boom! ! !
With Henry Zhang's scream, the door of the room was suddenly kicked open, and several uniformed figures rushed in.
"Don't move! We are the police!"
Henry Zhang was taken aback, "Police?"
"Ah!!" The woman below was so frightened that she hugged her head, and instantly understood what happened, trembling all over. She didn't expect to be so unlucky to meet a pornographic agent tonight.
"We are the anti-pornography team of the Yangpu District Police Station, and now we suspect that you have engaged in illegal activities here, and we will arrest you." A middle-aged man in police uniform said in a deep voice, looking at Henry Zhang with a bit of contempt in his eyes, Looking at the postures of the two, is there any doubt?However, you guys are almost there. When the other room rushed in, it was already turning upside down. Are you still brewing dark clouds?
"Sweeping porn?"
The sudden intrusion of these policemen made Henry Zhang's mind even more disordered, and suddenly a flash of light flashed, people here "order chicken" means "calling chicken", "sweeping pornography", is it sweeping the floor?Sweeping the yellow land, tsk tsk, yes, quite appropriate.
Henry Zhang arched his face with a smile, waved his hands and said, "If you want to sweep, sweep it quickly, and notify the kitchen after sweeping out, please let them move quickly, I'm still waiting for 'calling chicken'. Hehe..."
"Ha ha……"
As if a gust of cold wind was blowing, the policemen present shivered involuntarily, and their eyes fell on Henry Zhang, all of them dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
Their anti-pornography team has acted so many times, and no client has ever dared to say the word "calling chicken" in front of them. This kid not only said it, but also asked himself to wait for someone to go out early. He... he will continue to call chicken ?
I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen such arrogant...
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