The champion of protecting flowers in modern times

"Zhan Shibang, Lan Rulan?" Henry Zhang froze for a moment, "What does this mean?"

Lin Xiaocao glanced at Henry Zhang, with a look of 'you are still pretending to be stupid', and smiled hesitantly, "Brother Xiao, why would you think of looking for Uncle Lan if you haven't heard of this name before?"

Lin Xiaocao's very lewd eyes at this time made Henry Zhang shudder.

Couldn't help but subconsciously took a step back, slightly avoiding Lin Xiaocao, and the same question was thrown out again.

Lin Xiaocao was puzzled, and looked Henry Zhang up and down a few times, "Brother Xiao, you really don't know Uncle Lan?"

Henry Zhang shook his head.

"Fuda doesn't know Uncle Lan, even if it's wretched, it's useless!" Lin Xiaocao sighed, "Although I haven't been in Fuda for a long time, I am very familiar with Uncle Lan's name!"

"Let's hear it?" Henry Zhang immediately became interested, and at the same time he was puzzled for a while. According to Sister Bai, his partner should be a policeman. If it is not appropriate to reveal his identity, he should be very low-key. Why? Maybe the fame spreads far and wide, and everyone knows it.

Lin Xiaocao glanced at Henry Zhang again, handed the basketball to the guard next to him, and the four guards took the lead and rushed towards the direction of the basketball.

"Brother Xiao, let's talk as we walk, Uncle Lan is over there at the basketball court."

The two walked out side by side, Lin Xiaocao's voice also slowly fell.

"Uncle Lan, whose real name is Lan Rulan, uh... Brother Xiao, if you want to learn from Uncle Lan, don't mention this name in front of him. He likes others to call him Uncle Lan, or call him by his English name respectfully." , James Bond!"

"This is what Zhan Shibang and Lan Rulan mean?" Henry Zhang thought it was two people at first.

"Remember this." Lin Xiaocao said with reverence in his eyes, "Uncle Lan, the legend of the small store! The store he runs has broken the iron law that girls buy more snacks than boys. It can be said that going to Uncle Lan's store Yes, they are all big boys, at least, I have never seen a girl who dared to go to Uncle Lan's canteen. This is already an immortal legend."

"Why?" Henry Zhang couldn't help asking.

Lin Xiaocao didn't even think about it, "Because Uncle Lan is wretched! Very wretched!!"

same description.

Henry Zhang finally understood that Sister Bai didn't use other words when describing Uncle Lan's characteristics. It seems that 'wretched' has run through his entire characteristics.

It's really a challenge for a pure person like me to partner with such a wretched uncle!

Henry Zhang couldn't help sighing in his heart, and the pressure increased greatly.

"His wretchedness has reached a level that ordinary people can't reach. How can ordinary people make a girl run for hundreds of meters with a glance." Lin Xiaocao said with emotion.

"Here... see the canteen over there." The two had already walked to the side of a basketball court. At this time, there were more than a dozen people scattered on the basketball court, and the sound of basketball slapping rhythmically rang in their ears.

Henry Zhang looked in the direction Lin Xiaocao was pointing at. On the side of the basketball court, there was a small one-story house. On the upper part of the one-story house, there were three golden characters... Commissary!

Majestic!

A sense of righteousness and awe-inspiring rushes to the face, and it makes people feel a burst of enthusiasm in an instant!

The Land of Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger!

This may be the first impression given to people.

"Brother Xiao, I won't accompany you there. A few days ago, I went to Uncle Lan to learn the scriptures and just got rejected..." Lin Xiaocao smiled awkwardly, and looked at Henry Zhang with encouragement, "Brother Xiao, come on!" Already!"

The corner of Henry Zhang's mouth twitched lightly.

The big store, the legend of Uncle Lan!

I really want to see and see myself.

Lin Xiaocao ran directly to the basketball court, yelled for a ball, leaped high beyond the three-point line, with an extremely standard shooting posture, with a light flick of the wrist, the basketball drew a beautiful arc in the air...

"Shhh!!"

With Lin Xiaocao's soft drink, the basketball landed very crisply.

boom!

Three do not stick!

The sound of laughter immediately resounded.

Lin Xiaocao frowned, and shook her head unwillingly, "This is unscientific!"

At this time, Henry Zhang has already walked to the front of the commissary, in front of which is a row of glass cabinets, which are scattered with various snacks and marked with prices.Henry Zhang glanced at the overall layout of the commissary, and it didn't give people the slightest feeling of being different, except for one place, of course.

Henry Zhang's eyes fell on the wall on the left...

"Girls' underwear counter?" Henry Zhang couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Didn't it mean that no girls come to this store to shop?"

Looking at the various underwear scattered on the wall on the left, his eyes reluctantly left, and he glanced again, "Where's Uncle Lan?"

The light in the commissary was slightly dark, and after Henry Zhang glanced a few times, his gaze fell directly behind a glass cabinet not far from his side.

Short and disheveled hair, light gray clothes, slightly fat body.

This figure was sitting on a small chair about ten centimeters high. One bare foot was lifted up, and the trousers were rolled up, revealing a black and thick foot hair. One hand was constantly rubbing himself. A faint smell filled the gap between his toes...

"Uncle Lan?" Henry Zhang spoke softly.

The figure didn't react in the slightest. He lowered his head, rubbed his toes with his left hand, and held a magazine in his right hand, studying with great concentration...

"Although the behavior is a bit wretched, but he is also a person who has read poetry and books." Henry Zhang secretly gave a thumbs up, moved a few steps, approached the direction of this figure, and cast his gaze again.

At this moment, the little virgin Xiao blushed.

In this magazine, women with hot figures and only wearing underwear were published, with endlessly charming eyes, as if they were staring at the people who read the magazine. The seductive and seductive posture immediately made Henry Zhang subconsciously He looked away, and for a while, he couldn't help the curiosity in his heart. He turned back slowly, and looked over again...

"Tsk, this is okay, no, the waist is too thick." A rough and obscene voice rang in Henry Zhang's ear.

"Uncle Lan..." Henry Zhang couldn't help but speak again.

The spirit of the figure sitting on the small chair has been completely immersed in the world of the magazine, staring at the magazine intently, stretched out his left hand, and moved it to the other side very skillfully, picked up a magnifying glass, and through the magnifying glass Observing more intently, the breasts of a western beauty are magnified several times and presented.

"Hey, why don't you go lower...lower..." While holding a magnifying glass in his left hand, this figure tilted the magazine with his right hand, as if he wanted to change the angle and look in through the gap...

boom! boom! boom!

Henry Zhang couldn't help knocking on the glass a few times, and at the same time his voice amplified a bit, "Uncle Lan!"

Didn't pay any attention to it.

Being able to concentrate to such an extent, no matter what he is doing, is worthy of admiration.

Although Henry Zhang admired it, he had to find a way to interrupt Uncle Lan's research, took a deep breath, and suddenly increased the decibel of his voice, "Uncle Lan! There is a beautiful woman here!"

"Beauty?"

Reflexively, the figure stuffed the magazine in his hand into the gap between the glass cabinet below and the floor. At the same time, he put down the magnifying glass with the other hand, picked up a heavy book from the side, put it on the glass cabinet, and Turning around in an instant, he muttered seriously, "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, nature is similar, habits are far away..."

The whole set of actions was done in one go.

Henry Zhang couldn't help being stunned.

At this time, he finally saw Uncle Lan's true face.

Obscene!

Very obscene!

These two modified words involuntarily popped up in Henry Zhang's mind.

At the same time, I sighed that the descriptions of Bai Qingcheng and Lin Xiaocao before were too accurate.

That wretched face, wretched eyes, wretched lips...

The beard stroke on his lips almost didn't engrave the word obscene on it.

Fuda No. [-] wretched!

Well deserved!

Henry Zhang even felt that, looking at the world, there are very few people who can make people say the word "wretched" with just one look, and there are very few people who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Uncle Lan in front of him.

At this time, Uncle Lan seemed to have noticed something was wrong, looked up at Henry Zhang, snorted immediately, stood up, his belly was fat, and his body was three points tall, he glanced at Henry Zhang, his eyes were murderous, "Stinky boy , do you dare play uncle?"

Henry Zhang hurriedly waved his hands with a smirk, "Uncle Lan, don't get me wrong, boy, I'm just watching you study...studying life, too focused, and I happen to have something to look for you, so I have to make a bad move and invite Uncle Lan Forgive me."

"Hmph!" Uncle Lan snorted again, took a few steps back, sat on a slightly higher chair, raised his legs, and naturally put one hand in the intertwined gap...

"If you come to help Uncle Uncle, buy more delicious food. Uncle Uncle will give you a [-]% discount. At most, I won't give you a small change." Uncle Lan said.

Henry Zhang glanced left and right, and said cautiously, "Uncle Lan... Sister Bai asked me to come."

"What big sister Bai?" Uncle Lan hurriedly stood up and moved towards Henry Zhang, "Could it be a pretty girl?"

Henry Zhang understood that Uncle Lan is always interested in women only.

If it weren't for Bai Qingcheng's description so aptly, Henry Zhang really thought that he had made a mistake. Who would have thought that it was the police?

"It's a beautiful girl." Henry Zhang thought for a while and gave a very positive answer.

"Where is she? What's her name? Age? Height? Measurements? Hobbies?" Uncle Lan dropped a series of questions in one breath.

"........."

Henry Zhang felt that he couldn't hold back. After being silent for a while, he couldn't help but asked very curiously, "Uncle Lan, I heard that you have a lot of research on women? Moreover, you are very...very..."

"Very wretched, isn't it?" Uncle Lan said very calmly.

Henry Zhang nodded.

"Cut, it's because they don't understand the innocence of Uncle's heart." Uncle Lan's eyes revealed a somewhat quiet look, leaning over the glass cabinet, resting his chin in his hand, looking at the sky with deep eyes, like a mature old man The man was silently thinking about life, and after a while, the voice slowly rang out, "I actually don't know anything about women, and I have watched even fewer movies about women. Basically, I have only watched Okuyamaxiang, Yagisawa, Shirakawa Minami, Shiratori Chieko, Shiraiya Shuri, Kitayama Shizuka, Kitahara Ayumi, Kitahara Mahiro, Kuramoto Ana, Kurata Anri, Asahina Mari, Asakura Kasori, Asakura Maria, Mochida Akane, Okita Yukari, Kawana Yui, Otomo Rina, Shimada Kana, Tsutsuya Ka, Watanabe Kazuma, Kazama Mai, Kazami Kyoko, Fukuyama Yoko, Okamoto Natsuo, Takakura Rina, Takano Hitomi, Miyamoto Hitomi, Miyamoto Yoko, Miyaji Nai, Sabuko Miyama, Hitomi Kudo, Anna Miyashita, Junko Kawada, Yuki Kazuki..."

Uncle Lan seemed to be able to say the name of the person without thinking, and he said it in one breath for 10 minutes without any sign of stopping.

Henry Zhang's eyeballs are getting bigger and bigger.

"Yang Yuan Kyoko, Hayakawa Serina, Saito Asako... the movies of these people, and others, I really rarely watch."

Uncle Lan sighed, "I think Uncle is so old, but his knowledge is still so shallow, I'm ashamed! Ashamed!"

Seeing Uncle Lan's expression of self-blame, Henry Zhang couldn't help but sigh, patted Uncle Lan on the shoulder lightly, and comforted him, "Uncle Lan, you are already fine, the names you said, I've never heard of one."

Uncle Lan immediately raised his eyes and looked at Henry Zhang with an incredulous face. Seeing Henry Zhang's serious face and clear eyes at the moment, he couldn't help laughing with a strong taste in his eyes, "Stinky boy, you are better than Uncle Uncle." Pretend!"

"Pack?"

Henry Zhang was puzzled, frowning, isn't it strange to hear it?

"I really haven't heard of it." Henry Zhang replied seriously.

At the same time, he secretly sighed in his heart, Uncle Lan is the number one wretch in Fuda, and he can be regarded as the number one pure in Fuda!

(ps: Just to clarify, I have never heard of the above name.)