The Heroic Biography of Little People

Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian.

He is a symbol representing the Three Kingdoms, and he is also one of the many trendsetters of this era.Holding the most ferocious weapon in his hand, riding the most famous BMW and the most famous beauty on his crotch, leading the best army in the world, he used his actions and experiences to fully explain everything in this extremely chaotic era——Temptation , Faith, Tiger, Wisdom, Loyalty and Betrayal.

However, he is still a loser in the end, a meteor that streaks across the chaotic sky like Xiang Yu.There are too many similarities between the two of them, echoing each other at the beginning and end of the history of the Great Han Dynasty, and jointly composing an elegy for warriors.

Of course, all of the above has nothing to do with Li Shushi. Although I was a little surprised to see the No. 1 military force of the Three Kingdoms, but after spending a long time with Zhang Tuhu, Liu Daer and others, I naturally have enough immunity.

The problem now is that such a big living person is lying here. According to what the Taoist priest said before, if you don't treat him in time, no matter how good your martial arts are, you will still go to the underworld to drink tea with Lord Hades.

Let Lu Bu hang up?

This is an extremely attractive proposition. Others may not know it, but Li Shu really knows it. It is the absolute No. 1 military power recognized by all Three Kingdoms games.

Just imagine, if one day you successfully travel back, you sit in the yard, waving a big cattail fan, bragging to your grandson on the palmtop computer: "Your grandfather and I were in a certain Three Kingdoms era, but I ended up with Lu Bu." What a prestige that is.

As for worrying about changing the course of history or something, there is no need to worry about it. Lu Bu is also a tragedy.He has almost never won a few battles in his life.There are only a handful of them, but in the first battle of the Romance, he helped Ding Yuan sort out Dong Fei, then helped Yuan Shao bully Zhang Yan, and then he stabbed Cao Shorty's chrysanthemum with the only military adviser in his life, and then he was bullied by a woman and drank. Zhang Tuhu, who was drunk, finally cooperated with the three families that later divided the world into bullying Yuan Xiaopang.

The above is all of Lu Bu's historical achievements. In this regard, he is dozens of blocks behind Xiang Yu.

So, without him, Ding Yuan would have been directly thrown down by Dong Fei; Yuan Shao's nephew Gao Gan was not given for nothing; Yuan Xiaopang would still be finished.The only variable is probably the changing situation in Yanzhou and Xuzhou.However, Tao Qian was also a warlord who joined the army in his early years, and if he really wanted to be ruthless, coupled with Chen Gong's rebellion, Shorty Cao would still be in danger.

It sounds like there are only three choices in front of me: kill him, kill him and kill him.Well, Lu Xiaoqiang is the same as a certain Wannian Immortal Shou Chunx Yangping, when faced with a choice, there is only one road leading to Santuchuan.

However, compared to the above reasons, seeing a life with no grievances or enmities with him just disappear, can I feel at ease?

It's just that Lu Bu does have the potential of a Nanjing old lady...

Li Shuzhen is very entangled now, but the common people who are watching strongly have no pressure. From Lu Bu's appearance to Lu Bu's life experience, from Lu Bu's life experience to whether Lu Bu is married, from how many concubines Lu Bu has and then to What crime was committed... When Li Shushi was woken up by the loud voice, the topic had become the story that the old shopkeeper and Lu Bu's mother had to tell. It was so good that Li Shushi felt that he should believe it.

"It's not a problem to throw it here like this. Let's send it to the shrine. I heard that if the dead are not handled properly, the people around will be sick."

An uncle who was jumping with a burden was really blocked by people and couldn't walk. Seeing that the time to go to work was about to pass, he came up with an idea in a hurry.

"That's right, what Uncle Chu Bai said is reasonable." "Brother Chu is wise."...

Immediately, as if they had found the backbone, the onlookers arranged for two middle-aged onlookers to be responsible for carrying them. Li Shushi was asked to explain the situation to the managers of the shrine and cemetery.Soon, the masses who have no excitement to watch should go to do whatever they want.

Li Shushi, who received the "glorious" mission, followed him to the shrine community again.

When they arrived at the shrine community, several people argued about which god's shrine they should send to.One prefers Qinglong, the other likes Baihu, and Li Shushi is still thinking about whether to tease Suzaku's sister again.

In the end, Li Shushi, who was obviously more knowledgeable, succeeded in overthrowing the two uncles.Using the excuse of urination escape, Li Shushi summoned Suzaku Baoyu to him.

The manager of the shrine cemetery did not pay much attention to this kind of unknown people who did not suffer from the plague. For him, the people in his hometown were more reliable than the unknown people who could not prove their identities.In order to watch the rare last moment of Xiaoqiang, Li Shushi volunteered to stay.

In this era, unless the corpses are difficult to transport or there are too many corpses, most of them are still used to burial instead of environmentally friendly cremation (in fact, if people are allowed to cultivate in the cemetery, burial can obviously provide more nutrients than cremation, as for polluting groundwater. It is entirely the effect of the shroud. If there are no microorganisms and humus in the soil, what do you tell them to eat those plants? Cremation also emits a lot of greenhouse gases and toxic gases. To put it bluntly, it is still a mess).

Because of Li Shushi's request, Lu Xiaoqiang was not in a hurry to be buried, but lay quietly on the wet ground.Li Shushi looked at the man in front of him with complicated emotions.He was about to be abandoned here, before he could radiate the light and heat he should have.

"Buzzing..." The phone rang.

"Hee hee~ I want to come and see me~ But I'm having a lot of fun playing now." Different from the voice of a little loli who was bullied the first time, Suzaku now reveals confidence and vivacity a feeling of.

Hearing such a voice, Li Shushi didn't know what tone to use for a moment, but in the end he chose the same tone as last time, except that some of the tone that was obviously abducting Lori was removed.

Suzaku calmly listened to Li Shushi's narration. Strangely, Li Shushi felt that his thinking became clearer and clearer. He didn't know whether it was because Suzaku was a good listener or because of Suzaku's divinity as a god, but Li Shushi himself preferred to be the first. kind of argument.

"Well~ Speaking of which, this person has a lot of karma, but there are so many black lines representing bad luck. I really don't know if he will have the courage to live after he knows."

Suzaku's relaxed tone made Li Shushi sweat profusely, Brother Xiaoqiang, although I know you have always been a representative of strength, I never thought that you lived so strongly.

"Hoho~ Speaking of which, this person might become a good toy. It's been a long time since I had such an interesting subject."

Suzaku was obviously intrigued by something, but is this Frankenstein-like voice okay?Where did that sweet little girl go?You can't afford to hurt such an innocent young lady like me.Li Shushi overturned the coffee table in front of him with a full face in his heart.

"Hey~~You are my 'good friend'~ Then come and help my sister." Suzaku's voice became more peaceful in Li Shushi's feeling.

People don't call you hello, they told you your name before!Don't you claim to be a younger sister? Why did you suddenly become an older sister again! !And that tone of voice that abducts Zhengtai is supernatural, when did you become a strange aunt! ! !

Just when Li Shuzhen was complaining weakly in his heart, Lu Bu's "corpse" was covered with a layer of cherry red light, and then a beam of fiery red light gathered on the light film, and this beam of light finally reached the unavoidable Li Shushi's heart to avoid.

"Okay, the operation is complete." Suzaku's excited voice came from the bottom of Li Shushi's heart.

Li Shushi was obviously stunned by the strange scene just now, and didn't notice Suzaku's tone of expecting praise at all.

Suzaku Children's Shoes was obviously very angry, and snorted as if losing his temper, but seeing Li Shushi still looking stupid, he didn't plan to pursue it further.

"I will give you the 'Xiaoqiang' you called as a 'pet', I hope you will cherish it~" When Li Shushi woke up, he heard Suzaku's voice in his ear.

"I hope you can know that maybe a person's fate has been written by the way of heaven when he was born. But even so, your life will still have a beautiful movement in the prescribed score."

"I hope you can understand that sometimes the result is not necessarily the most important thing. A happy process may give you more spiritual satisfaction. So, I hope you can look at him, when he passes by When you are in this sky, you can help him turn a small direction, so that he, and you who are full of unknowns, can have a gratifying smile when you reach the end of your life."

"The last word for you. This is what I heard when I was guarding the south and away from other relatives when I was most depressed."

"Flowers bloom, and then wither; stars twinkle, and there will always be a day of disappearance; whether it is the earth, the sun, the Milky Way, or this vast universe, there will be a day of death. Human life, compared with these - It's just as short as a blink of an eye. In such a short time, people are born, laugh, cry, fight, get hurt, rejoice, and be sad... Hating someone, falling in love with someone, these are all instant encounters. They will return in the end In death's eternal sleep."

"So go, forget the confusion, forget the tiredness, forget the fear, and play your own splendor."