The Heroic Biography of Little People

"Well... I really don't want to get up... I'm so tired, my waist is so sore..."

"That's not okay, my husband~jun~da~ren~~~"

Although Li Shushi's feeling is really bad now, when he heard the waxy voice from his ear, Li Shushi immediately jumped up from the couch, but before he could react, he felt A huge force came from him, and in less than a second, his entire body turned into a new decorative relief on the wall.

"Too...too...too much, to tease him like this, and he hasn't gotten through yet!"

Because I did physical labor for almost the whole night last night, it is conceivable that as a completely inexperienced guy without the strong backing of self-healing, maybe Li Shushi's little partner is already covered in blood and even in danger of being broken, but Even the magical skill of self-healing can't stop the deep fatigue. In fact, Li Shushi doesn't even want to move a finger now.

Well, having said so much, the most important point is - this guy is still naked!

So you can imagine what kind of impact he will have on a Su Xiaololi who has always been a lady when he appears in front of Su Xiaololi in this way. Blackening 100+hit combos and so on are all small cases. .

As for the two land girls who should have existed on the soft couch and had just been cultivated by Li Shushi?

You don't need to think about the ghost girl Nero sauce. The strong recovery power of ghosts can be said not to be too fast for such a "small injury", even easier than Li Shushi who needs to constantly use self-healing to maintain his face.

Although Xuanmi, Queen of Wusun, is unable to function as a normal human being and cannot be compared with abnormal ghosts, the children and grandchildren of the grassland, regardless of gender, have a heavy daily work, so it is naturally impossible for the newlyweds to have The privilege of being lazy, so all kinds of secret medicines that make the body recover quickly are emerging in endlessly, and as a royal nobleman, Xuanmi has enough prescriptions with good effects and no side effects, and she is already thinking about her own people Her lord queen was already ready to deal with government affairs as soon as the sky dawned, and to see if she could save anything.

Although such a move is completely unnecessary in Li Shushi's opinion, Su Xiaoluoli is very trustworthy.

Therefore, apart from the traces left on the couch that could not be cleaned up in time because of Li Shushi's existence, there was only Li Shushi left on the couch who was too tired to stay in bed.

Should it really be said that "there are no plowed fields, only exhausted cattle"...

However, although she gave Li Shushi a "sanction of love" early in the morning, Su Xiaoluoli did not do anything else. Instead, she gently brought a new set of clothes for Li Shushi and helped him put them on herself.

"I may meet a few at breakfast later, um, how should I put it... Some weird guys. But don't take them too seriously just because their behavior is a little weird, and of course you don't need to take them too seriously , just be normal."

It's just that the last exhortation is a bit baffling, but considering Su Xiaoluoli's scope of making friends can be regarded as all-encompassing, Li Shushi thinks that perhaps he needs to make mental preparations in advance.

Let's hope those monsters don't look too Picasso.

"Is it the helper you invited because of what happened last night?"

Li Shushi tentatively asked, after all, more information means more receptivity, right?

"It's okay to say that, but I always feel that there may be other reasons for them to appear here. What a headache."

Being able to make Su Xiaoluoli, who is not afraid of most problems, show such a frowning and unhappy expression, Li Shushi believes that those "uninvited guests" that Su Xiaoluoli said must be a group of difficult people to get along with.

With strength but with a weird temper, such a person has enough privileges wherever he goes, as long as he is strong enough... Should I say that this sentence was originally used by Li Shu to describe Lu Bu and the Bingzhou Army a few days ago? Today It was changed to someone else, and the victim is likely to be himself. Should it be said that it is really a retribution of fate.

Since fate is unfair, I will go against the sky!

Although I really want to say such words, and Li Shushi doesn't seem to have graduated from the second year of the second year, but even if the body is the death of the second year, the mentality is already...well, even if it is said to be Childlike innocence is still powerless to refute, but this is called laughing at life, they know a basket.

As long as you think about it this way, your depressed mood will immediately become brighter, the sky will be blue, the sun will be brighter, the air will be fresher, the birds will be singing, and the grass will be turning green... Well, finally There is really none now.

But as if being slapped in the face, Li Shushi suddenly saw a few touches of green outside standing proudly in the cold wind.

This, is this a slap in the face...

I used self-healing to treat myself habitually. Although there were some effects, there was no better effect except for the successful removal of obvious marks such as dark circles. If it wasn't for Su Xiaoluoli's intentional or unintentional help, Li Shushi felt that it was impossible to move to the breakfast place with his own strength and will, even if he could smell the attractive aroma from a distance.

Sure enough, everything needs a degree, especially for novices who are in the running-in period.

Silently chanting the eight-character motto "If you don't die, you won't die", huh?Whether it is seven characters or eight characters, Li Shushi, whose brain is still a little dizzy, said that he is not a mathematician, so it is normal that he can't tell the difference.

But these days it seems that even the emperor of mathematics can't tell the difference, after all, even a certain goblin (note) dares to open a mathematics classroom.

By the way, due to various reasons, the residence of Queen Wusun and Li Shushi, the leader of the Bingzhou Army, who were originally clearly distinguished, are now completely unclear. Although many personnel in the Bingzhou Army still need to stay where they are, but However, quite a few of them managed to sneak in here—you can say that it’s nothing more than the women’s family members, you old men can sneak in here for whatever you want, and you even sneak in under the banner of "protecting the lord". Don't worry, have you forgotten that only Su Xiaoluoli alone is enough to deal with the group of you, not to mention there is an equally tough hidden boss like Luo He.

Compared with these two, even a ghost like Nero sauce looks so harmless to humans and animals.

However, in consideration of not creating a sense of distance from his own subordinates, Li Shushi finally agreed to this approach. Anyway, with Su Xiaoluoli in this group of people, there is no need to do any unnecessary bad things to those female relatives, and Queen Wusun will not There is no hunger and thirst in the limbo, and there is no need to worry about the scenes that I saw in Chang'an and Luoyang.

"By the way, how did you play last night? I always feel that there is something wrong with the atmosphere outside. It feels like some amazing guy has appeared. It's just strange that although the feeling should be very majestic, But why does my intuition tell me that the owner of that breath should be... well, I couldn't find a suitable word to describe it for a while."

Li Shushi suddenly remembered the follow-up progress of the incident last night. Of course, he could think of it because he thought of Queen Wusun just now. After all, he said big things last night. The dignity of a man is greatly lost, although even without this matter, his dignity is not much different from that of the eldest lady.

"Well, the final work is left to Jia Wen and that old fox. It is probably better for him to come forward than me, a weak woman."

Liar, if you, Miss Su, are a mere weak woman, then we will definitely be first-class soft rice men.

Well, even if Su Xiaoluoli is not a weak girl, I'm afraid we can't escape the label of soft rice man.

Li Shushi always felt that a certain bottle in his body had dense cracks again, as if something was about to flow away.

However, although I always feel that I have lost something, as long as it is not soap, everything is ok, but since Jia Xu, an old fox, will take care of the funeral, I think there should be nothing to worry about.At first, I was a little worried that Su Xiaoluoli played too much and ruined all the grassland people, but now looking at the previous worries, maybe the game is unnecessary.

Of course, what Li Shushi didn't know was, how could Su Xiaoluoli stop if she took a serious action and didn't play bad part of it.

However, due to various reasons, Li Shushi may never know the existence of these things.

What's more, now he doesn't know what language he should use to describe what he sees in front of him.

Note: No doubt, it is the 9.