The Heroic Biography of Little People

"The following is the result of our first life choice in "Legend of Mulan". The majority of the audience who supported Mulan's point of view defeated the other two choices. Then the following plot will develop according to the choices of the audience friends. .”

Therefore, the plot continued according to the choice of most audiences.

Mulan successfully persuaded her father, and the father and daughter took out all the savings of the family to buy a horse and a matching outfit for the horse from the horse market in Chang'an.Although these things exhausted all the savings of the Hua family, but in order to be filial to his brave daughter, a father would not begrudge such a little money, not to mention that it was full of his best wishes for his daughter.

It has to be said that the girl who put on a strong outfit really has a bit of a manly heroism. This appearance immediately attracted the attention of many female audiences, and even many savage prairie girls shouted out various cheers in public slogan.

In this way, Hua Mulan disguised herself as a man and walked into the camp of the Han army.

Because of the urgency of the battle, after a simple training, Mulan followed her comrades onto the battlefield.

Compared with the Xiongnu soldiers who are used to fighting and looting, these recruits from the big Han, it can even be said that they were a group of farmers or small handicraftsmen a month or two ago, the gap in strength is too big, and Such a gap obviously cannot be changed simply by accumulating the number of people.

Only in the first battle, these soldiers became the breakthrough of the Huns. They didn't last long, and they had to face the dilemma of being torn apart by the Huns.Soon, the Han army who went out of the city to fight was defeated by the Huns.

Naturally, the Huns will not let go of this great opportunity to capture captives. Those young and strong will become their slaves, adding slaves they lack to the Huns, and even the craftsmen that the Huns lack most.Those generals with status are even rarer spoils of war, because they can obtain information about the Han people from them, and even become the most beneficial weapon against the Han army.

It was also for this reason that Mulan on a horse looked so eye-catching among a group of ordinary soldiers. All the Huns believed that this young general must be the son of a certain honorable man of the Han Dynasty.It is their favorite trophy.

Therefore, under the siege and interception of the Huns, Mulan was finally captured helplessly.

The enemy soon discovered her daughter disguised as a man. Facing a group of ferocious beasts, the magnolia flower, which had just passed the year of cardamom, withered on the battlefield like this.

The curtain fell slowly, leaving only the mournful but powerless cries of the girl, and the vicious and excited roar of the man echoing throughout the hall.It arouses the infinite reverie of the audience.

And Mulan's short life came to an end in this way.

Is it really so cheating! ! !

Maybe I was shocked by the way the drama ended in this way.The audience watched the curtain fall slowly in a daze, and then they seemed to wake up for a while and let out all kinds of strong dissatisfaction. Various languages ​​and national curses were intertwined in the venue, making the situation a little chaotic for a while. .

Li Shushi even believed that if it weren't for the fact that the Han people are so famous in Wusun, there might have been audiences rushing to the stage to engage in various impulsive behaviors that threatened social security and needed to be suppressed with high-pressure water guns and rubber bullets.

No, perhaps there are people who dare to do so.

For example, Ya Ya Loli, who is pulling her trouser legs and looking at her with teary eyes, although she looks like a mouth-resistant loli with no combat effectiveness, Li Shushi knows very well that if she cannot satisfy her.Then I will definitely turn into a meteor (la) star (ji) from outside the sky, whether I will have a chance to return to the earth, or what kind of state I will use to return to the earth is unknown.

As for the absolutely murderous gazes of the girl in palace costume and Xuanwu Yujie over there, people couldn't help pinching their legs and foaming at the mouth.

Hello!It is obviously the choice you made yourself, why do you have to let me bear such a big resentment!

Faced with such an angry audience, the crew finally had to "follow public opinion" to let everyone make a new choice, and then decide the direction of the plot based on the choice again.

Um.This also means that the audience is likely to have to go through a cheating journey.

In the end, basically all the viewers voted for their father's point of view. After all, the third option, the practice of refusing to be recruited by the Han court, seems to have the potential to be cheating, and the rhythm of death is called a Excited.

So, the curtain reopened.

Mulan, who was finally persuaded by her father, gave up the idea of ​​joining the army for her father, after all, she is still young.Her father was not too sick to lift a hoe and a weapon, so no matter how worried she was about her father, Mulan sewed her father's clothes again to make them look stronger, and then watched her father go to the government. to report.

The days of waiting are painful, although the aunts of the neighbors often come to the door for various reasons to comfort the young girl.But it can't replace the loneliness and sorrow of feeling lonely because of his father's departure.

But Mulan was lucky after all, half a year later, Mulan's father returned to this home safe and sound.Because the border generals of the imperial court were in charge, not many Huns dared to invade the area Mulan's father wanted to guard.Although the areas invaded by the Huns suffered some losses at first, after the baptism of the war, those recruits who survived have made great progress, and relying on the strong city walls, they successfully resisted the Huns' offensive again.

And the life of the Mulan family seems to have returned to the tranquility they used to.

In this rare peace, two years flew by like a sharp arrow.

During this period, in order to paralyze the Huns, the courtiers of the Han Dynasty came up with a proposal of marriage.Marrying a girl with the name of the Han clan to the grasslands of the Huns made those Huns think that the Han people are still as weak and bully as before and can only passively defend.

Although marrying the princess to the Xiongnu Grassland was just a trick set up by the Han Dynasty, the preparations were not slackened because of this. All kinds of brocades embroidered with beautiful patterns and patterns were important dowry items for the princess.In order to demonstrate the great importance the Han court attached to the "princess", the emperor of the Han Dynasty not only ordered to select the most outstanding weavers in the palace, but also ordered to select ingenious weavers around the capital Chang'an to jointly complete the brocades for the princess.

Among these brocades, the most important one is the peace map that shows the Han Dynasty’s willingness to be friendly with the Huns for generations. The weaver with the picture of peace will be awarded the title of "No. [-] Weaver in the World".And grant land property and exempt family members from corvee.

Thinking of her aging father's aging body, Hua Mulan immediately went to the government to sign up for the selection after hearing the news.And there are many girls who have the same thoughts as her, and Mulan will face the fiercest competition.

Just at this time, the imperial court once again issued a decree: In order to guard against the increasingly restless Qiang people in the west, it decided to recruit soldiers to resist possible enemy invasions, and the veterans who had returned from the battlefield before were the priority recruited objects.

Mulan's father is naturally on the list again, but now Mulan's father is even weaker than before.If he goes on the battlefield again, it's hard to say whether he will still be as lucky as before.

"So Mulan was caught in a dilemma.

Should he go to participate in the Weaving Girl Contest sponsored by the royal family, or go to the military camp instead of his father to participate in the cruel war?

Although the former is an absolutely safe method, no matter how confident Mulan is, she knows how vast the territory of the Han Empire is, and there are countless capable people and strangers hidden in this vast territory. It will be an incomparable challenge to win the final victory. Dangerous process.And more importantly, to get the title of 'No. [-] Weaver in the World', one has to wait until the picture of marriage is completed, which takes at least half a year to a year, and what will happen to Mulan's father during this period? No one can predict.

But another choice also made Mulan feel very distressed.

Because Mulan is no longer a child, she has heard too many stories about war from her father and the elders and young men in the same village over the years.I have also seen more than one tragedy in which elderly parents with white hair were sent to black-haired people because of the war.Such a fact made Mulan hesitate. She knew that although she was a lively and vigorous girl, she still had a natural gap with those powerful men in the same village. Those people could not avoid the harm or even death caused by the war. How could he have full confidence to come back alive?

The most important thing is that now my father is getting old and his health is even worse.If she died in battle, it would be a devastating blow to the family, and the elderly father would not be able to bear such a blow anyway. "

"O omniscient and omnipotent god, please tell Mulan what choice she should make?"

As the lights were turned off again, the figure of the girl praying with a helpless expression on the stage was frozen in the eyes of the audience, and the audience who had experienced it once probably already guessed it.It was time for them to choose again.

really.

"Audience friends, it's time to choose again~" Su Xiaoluoli bounced to the center of the stage again, and this time the pair of uncoordinated wings behind her were replaced with bat-like fleshy wings.Compared with the pair of exaggerated wings just now, the size of the fleshy wings this time is much smaller, so Su Xiaoluoli's charm index has a tendency to explode immediately.

Once again, I would like to thank Sister Xuanwu Yuyu for her friendly support, the timing of the air-conditioning release is too gj.

"It's still the old rules~ Those who think Mulan should take part in the 'No. [-] Weaver in the World' competition please raise your left hand, those who think Mulan should serve in the army for your father please raise your right hand. Those who think Mulan should hide in the mountains with her father please raise Both hands. Finally, I would like to thank the xxx company for sponsoring and supporting this session, more choices, more laughter, just in the xxx company."

This time, the discussion on how to choose in the audience was much more heated than the first time, not only because they were attracted by the plot, but more importantly, after experiencing the last "death choice", everyone was very interested in the director of this play. They have a deeper understanding of the degree of unscrupulousness, and they already know that if they choose wrongly, they will definitely see some eye-catching performances.

Of course, there will never be a lack of foodies who take advantage of the opportunity to eat and drink. After all, there is no time to bow your head and enjoy the food in order not to miss every detail during the performance. Naturally, you should make good use of this relatively free time. Anyway, just raise one hand. alright.

As for the idiots who raised their hands, let them stare at the delicious food!

However, audiences who raise both hands don’t have to be completely obsessed with the things on the table, because after the first selection, Li Shushi already knows how long it takes to make such statistics, so naturally he can look at the Arranging some scattered small programs during the boring time can be regarded as alleviating the nervousness of the audience.

With the distant sound of Hu Konghou and Hudi, a veteran from the Flying Bear Army stepped onto the stage.The repertoire he sang was provided by Li Shushi with lyrics and music, and Ma Qing's second adaptation came from the modern "Paradise", the famous song of the singer from the Mongolian grassland.And this is the most suitable song that Li Shushi can think of.

Maybe there are more suitable ones, but as a person whose IQ is very ordinary at first, and in this era, it is only four times that of 9, and he can't even touch the passing line. Their brains are far superior to photonic computers. Not only do they have dynamic x vision, but they can also use their brains as the British Museum.

So I'm really sorry for embarrassing so many time traveler senbei.

However, it seems that this song has been affirmed by the audience.Even though some Wusun people didn't quite understand the content of the lyrics, they tapped lightly along with the song.There was a fascinated expression on his face.

So, when Li Shushi was looking at the positive feedback from the audience around him with satisfaction, he heard the dissatisfied voice of Queen Wusun Xuanmi beside him, of course, in a coquettish tone:

"You are embarrassing me. Should I enjoy the food or the moving songs? You have given me a huge problem. It's too bad!"

"Isn't it possible to have both the fish and the bear's paw?" Li Shushi thinks this is not a problem at all. His favorite thing to do at the beginning was to listen to various styles of music while working and studying.This practice is very helpful for him to improve his concentration.

It's just that Xuanmi obviously doesn't agree with Li Shushi's "bad habit".

"Whether it's food or melodious music, if you mix the two together, it's like stuffing two dishes with different styles into your mouth. It tastes weird."

What else can you say about the requirements of this kind of sister paper who strives for excellence?

Probably just smile.

Fortunately, Su Xiaoluoli had already appeared on the stage at this time, and the anticipation of the statistical results and the fear of being hit by a thunder made Xuanmi let go of the entanglement with Li Shushi.

Of course, another important reason is that Xiao Li Nie, who had been dominated by Suzaku, finally aroused Miss Suzaku's sense of shame with her tearful expression.Returned Xiaoyouyou who had been played with for a long time to Li Shushi's hands.

Feed the food I chewed into little Li Nie's mouth, feeling the attachment of the little one in her arms, a sense of responsibility for being a parent reverberated in my heart, which made Li Shushi's temperament mature a lot.

Although this feeling of maturity will probably disappear completely once she leaves Xiao Li Nie's halo.

"Let's take a look at everyone's choices... oh~ the proportion this time is even more astonishing? It seems that everyone has similar views on Mulan's future. Victory without a doubt."

whispering sound……

For such a result, Li Shushi could only secretly regret it.Although he has tried his best to bring the audience's thoughts into the ditch, it is obvious that everyone seems to recognize the truth.Unexpectedly, he jumped on the option that had already detonated a thunder before without hesitation. Unfortunately, he thought that because of the experience just now, the audience would choose a safer option.

Should it really be worthy of watching a play?No matter how exciting it comes, anyway, those who watch the show are not afraid of making troubles.

However, you audience, don't underestimate our lower limit!

Huh?It seems that something has evaporated directly, forget it, today is a special day, so don't care about these small things.

"That's it. Mulan took the horse that her father bought with all the savings in the family and her father's blessing. Along with the early morning mist, she bid farewell to her father and left her hometown where she had lived for 16 years. Listen again I can only fall asleep with the sound of the Weihe River slapping against the bank without my father's warnings. I can no longer see my father's aging but kind face. I can only see the fortress built on Longshan Mountain to guard against the enemy. There are those galloping horses on the other side of the Yellow River.

All this made Mulan, who had never traveled far, feel fresh, but at the same time she felt a little uneasy.She doesn't know what kind of future she will face, whether her disguise will be seen through, whether a girl will show her flaws living among a group of men, whether she will be able to walk off the battlefield alive, and whether her old father in her hometown will be able to take good care of herself .With such complicated thoughts in mind, Mulan stepped into the military camp, a world that was extremely strange to her. "

Although Mulan in the narration seems to have a lot of thoughts, the Mulan on the stage feels a little excited no matter how she looks at it, as if she is looking forward to something that has already been accomplished.This made Li Shushi in the audience secretly slander:

Although everyone is used to your "Miss Mulan" heroic appearance, but women's clothing is more suitable for you. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. )

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