The Heroic Biography of Little People

Zhang Fei and Lu Bu, this pair is very affectionate in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.The two knew each other well from the Hulao, and thought they would never see each other again, but fate just likes to play tricks on people.When neither of them was prepared, Lu Bu defected to Xuzhou.He ignored Zhang Yang who was equally infatuated with him and came to the place where Zhang Fei was.Afterwards, the lingering lingering kindness and resentment continued until Lu Bu's fall.

But now Lu Bu is only 25 years old, and Zhang Fei has not yet performed the coming-of-age ceremony.Both of them had white faces and beardless faces, and Meng Zhang Fei's face was even softer.Although it is not as good as Zhao Yun's pseudo-mother, but at first glance, I thought that the person in front of me was a handsome scholar.It can be seen that although Zhang Fei always competes with a group of Yanzhao heroes drinking and eating meat to compete in martial arts, playing the piano and playing flowers since he was a child has created his unique temperament.Perhaps this is why he always uses rude language and behavior to cover up. After all, on the battlefield, this kind of demeanor is too lacking in lethality.

Of course, when God closes a door for you, he will inevitably open a window. Zhang Fei's voice may be regarded as the absolute No. 1 in the Three Kingdoms.Thinking of this, Li Shushi couldn't help but think of Xia Houjie who was stronger than Zhang Yun, Pang De, and Hua Xiong, and comparable to Zhang Liao, Xu Huang and others.

The Zhang family's butcher shop already occupies a very large area, and because of the young master's preference, they opened up a place dedicated to performing martial arts.In addition to his normal work, Zhang Fei spent most of his time in the martial arts arena competing with like-minded people, drinking, and drinking like crazy.

Today, this Martial arts arena ushered in the heaviest competition since it was built-"God of Fighting" Zhang Fei Yide vs. "Flying General" Lu Bu Fengxian.

"Wuah..." Li Shushi was so bored that he just wanted to sleep as he watched the two people coming and going.Zhang Sanye really lived up to his talent of full force, coupled with the skills, eyesight and experience he has cultivated over the years of killing pigs and sheep, although he is still a little immature at this time, he can already be compared with Lu Bu.Moreover, Zhang Sanye is still slightly ahead of Lu Bu in terms of pure strength, which still takes a lot of advantage in this wide-ranging competition.

However, in Lu Bu's conceited words, Zhang Fei is indeed strong enough, but it is still not enough for a real life-and-death fight.After all, Zhang Fei, a rookie who has never been on the battlefield, understands the life-and-death experience and the life-and-death struggle to exchange injuries for injuries.At this point, Zhang Liao, who was on par with Xia Houjie in force, now far surpassed Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei.

The two people on the field didn't think so much at this time. For more than the two of them, it was too difficult to find someone who could compete with them in terms of strength, otherwise Zhang Fei wouldn't be there. stone.Well now, when you meet your opponent, you will meet a good talent.The two of them seemed to eat a cold melon during the dog days, and the [-] pores in their bodies were exuding a refreshing breath.

"It's alright, kid. I didn't expect you to have a lot of strength, old Zhang. It's been a long time since no one has been able to loosen my muscles and bones." Since you can't overwhelm the enemy in terms of strength, it's not bad to say a few trash words, Although neither of them is an expert in this way.

"Little boy who is younger and fairer than me, you can only use your strength. We haven't used all our abilities yet." Although Lu Bu was half behind Zhang Fei in strength, he followed him with all his strength. Far superior to Zhang Fei's exquisite moves, this gap was easily reversed by him, just like Zhao Yun vs. Lu Bu.

Lu Bu no longer simply used strength to fight recklessly, which in itself was Lu Bu's recognition of Zhang Fei's strength.Although the two people are still exclaiming vigorously, they have already recognized in their hearts that the other party has the strength to compete with themselves.

The two guys didn't know each other, and gradually sparked a romantic relationship, but they suffered from the legion of passers-by and the soy sauce party.

Both of them were of extraordinary strength, how could ordinary wooden weapons withstand the devastation of these two ferocious beasts.Of course, it is impossible for two martial idiots to have fun with repeatedly damaged weapons.

So Zhang Fei took out an iron rod about two feet long, and Lu Bu also sacrificed his beloved Fang Tian's painting halberd.Sticks come and go, you hit each other to block, and there is a huge noise accompanied by the intersection of weapons.

Clever people like Li Shushi found something to cover their ears when two martial idiots were changing weapons, and they could still support it.Those who were not clever enough had no choice but to froth at the mouth and twitch.Coupled with the loud shouts of the two people from time to time, Li Shushi can only secretly rejoice that it is not a night battle with lights on, otherwise the entire Zhuo County residents will be angry and flatten this place.

"When..." With the sound of another huge weapon colliding, the two people on the field fell to the field at the same time exhausted.But look at the relaxed look of those two guys and the eyes that continue to provoke each other.Li Shushi said that he couldn't understand the unique affection between muscular men at all.

After the fight, the next fight is drinking.Maybe it was because I was too excited today, so I felt that drinking in this empty martial arts arena was not romantic enough, so Zhang Fei excitedly invited Lu Bu to his family's famous tourist attraction - Taoyuan for a drink.

Drinking, especially drinking by men, is all about spelling.The small bowl is dry, and the big bowl is filled.It's not over if you don't put the other party down.As for whether I hate the battlefield at the same time, I don't care at all.If you don't drink and lie down, there are only two situations. One is that you are a genius, you can kill him seven in and seven out at the wine table, overwhelm all the chasing soldiers and enemies, behead the generals and capture the flag and return; the other is you Expressing dissatisfaction with the host's hospitality in this way is like that idiot in Xuzhou later.

Is it true that idiots can't drink Zhang Butcher's wine?Not necessarily, although Lao Zhang is a good wine drinker, but he is born with a lot of respect for scholars.The idiot relies on Xiaoqiang behind him, and he is not very capable, but he doesn't like Zhang Butcher at all, so of course he will bear Zhang Butcher's grudge.But he didn't think about the relationship between Lao Zhang and Lao Lu. In the end, he not only lost his daughter but also his life to complete the love game between the two people.

Zhang Fei was riding a black stallion with only a white circle around its hooves.Seeing the huge flattery kissing Zhang Fei intimately, it is obvious that Zhang Fei treats him very well on weekdays.But Zhang Fei looked at Li Shushi's yellow claws, then looked back at his own horse, and sighed secretly, he had to throw away the goods.

However, Zhuohuang seems to only recognize Li Shushi, no matter the former Lv Bu or the now more itchy Zhang Fei, they all failed to seduce him.Zhang Fei's little boy's shoe wanted to try to use illegal means, but he was almost kicked off by Zhuohuang's standard turning back.In the end, he could only look at Li Shushi with jealousy, and the sad eyes made Li Shushi's hairs feel like an electric shock.

But compared to Li Shushi and Zhang Fei's ambiguity, Lu Bu's side is completely different.This fellow seems to have returned to the Bingzhou Army he is familiar with, bragging and spanking with his brothers so happy.And those fanatics who were originally rebellious also became submissive because of Lu Bu's strength. Who told Lu Bu to have a hard fist.

At this time, the Taoyuan is no longer as beautiful as it was when the flowers were blooming in spring, but looking at the large and small fruits on the trees, it has a special flavor.

Several pots of barbecue, some seasonal wild vegetables and some peaches from the peach orchard.The most important thing is the jar after jar of fine wine.

As the host, Zhang Fei first expressed his welcome to the guests and his regret that there was no winner in the contest just now, and finally he sincerely invited Lu Bu's shoes to have a showdown with him at the wine table.

It was supposed to be Lu Bu, the main guest of the banquet, who was supposed to speak next, but unfortunately seeing Li Shushi's private actions, Lu Bu directly gave him the opportunity to speak.

"Brother Zhang is known as a good drinker in Zhuo County, and there are countless good wines in the house. However, some good wines brought back by our shopkeeper a few days ago are said to be produced in Yizhou. Today, I brought them to Zhang. Big brother tastes and tastes, I don’t know what Big Brother Zhang thinks?"

At this time, Li Shushi held a bottle of wine in his hand, squinted his eyes, and smiled like a little weasel about to sneak into success.Lu Bu saw this smile, and then looked at Mr. Zhang who was still kept in the dark. Although he looked serious on his face, he had already laughed countless times in his heart.

"The fine wine produced in Yizhou is worth a try. I heard that there are good mountains and rivers and good wine, but the road is too difficult to walk."

Zhang Fei was very proud, and took the delicate small wine bottle from Li Shushi.Pick up and gently uncork the bottle.Suddenly, a strong aroma of wine burst out.Zhang Fei smelled the aroma of the wine, took a long sip, and immediately praised: "Okay, it really lives up to its reputation."

Then he couldn't wait to straighten his neck and fell down in one breath.In an instant, his originally fair face turned red as if he was constipated. Obviously, another child who was drinking alcohol for the first time was hurt by Li Shushi.

Seeing Zhang Fei's appearance, Lu Bu's heart rolled again. He thought of his first experience of drinking this kind of wine, and the taste was unforgettable.

It took a long time for Zhang Fei to catch his breath, and while fanning his mouth, he called out, "Spicy, really spicy, this wine is too strong." I don't know if it was because of the heat reaching his throat, but Zhang Fei's original loud voice was obviously narrowed a lot.

The banquet is actually over here.Because if Li Shushi hadn't stopped him, the third master would have smashed all the good wine in his cellar.After all, after drinking high-strength alcohol and then immediately tasting those products that have not been distilled, the feeling of drinking plain water is really quite bad.

In the end, Li Shushi succeeded in getting all of Zhang Fei's good wines in the cellar at the cost of Zhangjiazhuang's fine wines.So, on the way home, neither Lu Bu nor Li Shushi could see the road ahead.

One eye is all glittering gold, and the other is only shining wine.