The Heroic Biography of Little People

"Yang~Bailao, have you thought about it? Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and our debts should be cleared."

Winter Festival, one of the most important festivals of the Han Dynasty, is also one of the rare legal holidays in the country.Whenever this day comes, His Majesty the Emperor, who is the supreme head of state, and the common people will put down their work to celebrate.Even the tenants in those high-end courtyards will get some animals' water and a thick or thin red envelope depending on the generosity of the owner.

Different from the meaning of the Spring Festival three months later, the Winter Festival means that everything has begun to go dormant, especially in the northern core area controlled by the Han Dynasty, which is very cold and not suitable for farming.So take this opportunity to recuperate and overhaul the house and farm tools to prepare for the hard work after the beginning of spring next year.

Therefore, unlike the Spring Festival, when farming starts, which is more emphasized, the Winter Festival places more emphasis on celebration. Even a stingy emperor like Lingdi will open the treasury at this time to show his greatness in the Gyeonggi area.Sometimes when I am in a good mood, I will go out of the palace and come to the home of a certain minister to "have fun with the people".

At this time, the Li Mansion was also brightly lit, and a temporary stage was so dazzling under the illumination of many torches.Under the stage are many flowing water seats, on which is the unique specialty of the Li family - Li's Qiang cooking.There are a group of nimble butchers specially borrowed from Zhang Butcher to handle various ingredients for the guests, and there are also many servants seconded from the Zhang family to cook meat and vegetables for the guests.

Standing directly in front of the stage are the guests of honor of the party - including Zhang Qi, the former patriarch of the Zhang family, Zhang Qi, and the current patriarch, Zhang Fei.Tong Yuan, a celebrity who has shocked Hebei, Li Shushi, the current head of the Li family (self-appointed), and Liu Xuande, an ape who is revered as a descendant of the royal family.

Of course, Liu Bei was able to achieve this position not only because of his self-proclaimed status as a clan member of the Han Dynasty.After all, there are so many people with the surname Liu in this era, so for the Han Dynasty, any member with the surname Liu who has not been reported by Zongzheng cannot be regarded as a real royal descendant. It may not be a big problem to talk about it in private. It is easy to be caught.

So Liu Bei did something very important to be eligible to sit here.What Liu Bei did was to use his own relationship and the Zhang family's good reputation to successfully invite Lu Jian, the eldest son of Lu Zhi, the No. 1 National Confucian in Zhuo County, to the party.Of course, although Lu Jian humbly claimed that he was just in favor of his father, there was still a seat for him at the table directly in front of the stage.So there were only six people at that table.

The closer to the periphery, the lower the level of the person doing it.By the time of the outermost circle, there are already relatives of those servants.This is also the benefit given by Li Shushi. After all, the servants of the Zhang family are not his own. Giving more benefits can not only leave a good impression but also mobilize their enthusiasm. Why not do it.

In fact, there are still many wealthy businessmen planning to come to join in the fun. After all, Li Shushi's Winter Festival Gala is still very gimmick.There are only a few kinds of winter festivals in each family. Having a reunion dinner is a must-have program, and then invite a juggling troupe or a geisha to perform a few shows and sing a few ditties, and finally roll around the bed with your wife and concubine waiting to watch the year Burn firecrackers.

However, because many of the programs at this Winter Festival Gala have a strong spoof color, and considering that the participants may become blackened and run away if they are exposed too seriously, Li Shushi can only bear the pain to reject these big benefactors. outside the gate.But next year, if everyone still wants to make a fuss, it won't be too late to form a professional theater troupe.

Although there were only six people at the first table, only three people could actually sit down.Li Shushi needed to jump up and down all night, from hosting the show to participating in the performance to the final "fireworks show", his participation was indispensable.Zhang Fei and Liu Bei also have a lot of performance tasks and it is difficult to sit down.So old man Tong was so happy that no one would grab food from him, and having a little wine with Zhang Qi and Lu Jian was really cool.

And because of the special nature of the Winter Festival, it would not hurt to be a little bit unrestrained today. After all, in Li Shushi's view, the Han's Winter Festival is actually the Han's version of the carnival, but it has always lacked carnival means.

In the evening, with a cross-age Erki flying into the sky, the first Winter Festival Gala of Dahan began.

Standing in the center of the stage, Li Shushi looked at the firelight flashing across the sky, and then at the surprised faces below the stage against the firelight. He couldn't help feeling in his heart that the wisdom of the working people is indeed boundless.Back then, I just mentioned the suggestion and basic formula of black gunpowder to Old Man Tong, but this half-baked Taoist priest only took a few days to figure it out.At first, Li Shushi thought it was Old Man Tong who was gifted and unpredictable, but in the end, Old Man Tong told him to get down with one word.

"My adoptive father also studied your stuff back then. I remember he said that this thing is really useless except for a louder sound. Why, do you have any new ideas?"

Fortunately, Li Shushi's idea of ​​making firecrackers with black powder aroused old man Tong's interest, and finally produced some usable finished products before the Winter Festival.Especially considering that as long as the hp is not cleared in this world, people will not be killed or disabled, and the safety of gunpowder and firecrackers has been greatly improved.

Although Erqijiao is not a high-tech production, its debut in this big man with a lack of entertainment industry is shocking.Except for Li Shushi on the stage and Old Man Tong in the audience, everyone else looked at the flickering flame with shock and then fanaticism, and then the crowd who recovered from their senses erupted into loud cheers.

Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli each have a loudspeaker (obtained from the cute blacksmith). Li Shushi's opening remarks are simple and lack of originality.However, his role is just to be a target, and the job of making the audience laugh is Su Xiaoluoli, a black-bellied loli, whose increasingly sharp complaints seem so interesting in this day of relaxation.

The first program at the opening, Xiaoqiang's Guqin.

Speaking of it, everyone was a little shy about performing on stage, but when Lu Bu was forced by Li Shushi to perform the first show, many people inexplicably broke out with strange fighting power.So Dian Wei who wanted to perform a real-life Flying Halberd, Zhang Fei who wanted to sing a rock song written for him as compensation, Guan Yu who wanted to go on stage and recite his own poems, etc., all seemed to be very fond of the number one title. interested.

According to some onlookers, these people had fought more than once in private for this starter, but Lu Xiaoqiang was sure to beat his opponent no matter in terms of experience, level, or skill, so this battle was inexplicably ignited. In the end, it still didn't change the result.Of course, the two little foxes, Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli, who are both scheming and fanning the flames, laugh constantly as if they succeeded in stealing a chicken.Well, sure enough, with such a provocation, the number of programs is no longer a problem.

Lu Bu's guqin was learned from his wife, Yan Shi, and was later trained by Su Xiaoluoli, a guy who looked more professional than Yan Shi, so the performance of the guqin was already quite high in the eyes of Lu Jian in the audience.Seeing that the most educated and elegant people in the audience praised his performance greatly, Lu Bu was also very encouraged.

At the end of the song, the audience cheered thunderously, and the cheers continued to emerge under the instigation of Li Shushi.This is the charm of the Winter Festival. Everyone put aside their usual identities and enjoyed this rare joy to the fullest.

But perhaps the only thing that was not harmonious was the small objects thrown on the stage by some big girls, which made many big and three rough old men full of resentment towards Lu Bu's little boy.

The second program after Lu Bu is the short story about Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren.Of course, this is definitely not the white-haired girl, but a story about the necessity of the spirit of contract.

Huang Shiren played by Liu Bei's children's shoes and Yang Bailao played by Lu Bu, as for the director's position, Li Shushi arranged for Gao Shun's children's shoes, who has no acting talent at all, to play the role.But looking at Lao Gao's conscientious attitude during the rehearsal, there must be something wrong between this kind of professionalism and the disprofessional spirit of those two.

Speaking of it, Li Shushi still has some regrets about the actors in this play. In his opinion, if Liu Bei played Yang Bailao and Sun Quan played Huang Shiren, then the story would be much more perfect.Of course, it would be even better if another leader of Yamakoshi came to talk about the director.

What, you say you don't understand why.Hee hee hee (Mei Chunyuan's signature laughter), drama comes from life and is higher than life, and just like Yang Bailao said in the play, "The debt problem is a problem left over from history."

Although everyone didn't know that the white-haired girl was a magical thing, but this did not prevent them from watching the three people on the stage playing tricks.You must know that although the landlords are very good these days, there are still many local ruffians and business partners who often make such and other problems. The whole family should be buried with him.So Li Shushi is not worried at all that the audience will be confused.

In the end, Li Shushi made a concluding speech: The contract is really important, otherwise, those who pay carefully will become grandpas, and those who want debts will become grandchildren.

Of course, the performance of the main performer of this show, Liu Bei Children's Shoes, the top 1 actor of the Three Kingdoms, really opened Li Shushi's eyes.Crying, laughing, and laughing at any time, he pretends to be crazy and acts foolishly freely, and his grasp of the details is even more wonderful. He really lives up to his title of actor.And this is just a fledgling Liu Bei, think about how he turned a C-shaped turn from the northeast of the Han Dynasty to the southwest of the Dahan, and when his acting skills are perfect, what kind of magic will be so natural and breathtaking.

But at this time, although Liu Bei has first-class potential as a politician, he still has more pure attributes than thick and black attributes. He is also very happy that his ability can bring joy to the people of the big man. After stepping down, he can't stop pulling Li Shushi The hand thanked him for giving himself this opportunity, and expressed that he hoped to allow himself to participate in similar programs in the future.

To make the future Emperor Zhaolie of the Shu Han so sincerely grateful, Li Shushi's heart is also super refreshing.

ps I finally don't have to run naked this week, I'm very happy.Although the category heavyweight is not a heavyweight list, I still hope to have a decent result, and hope that new and old book friends can continue to support us.

Does PS have to be updated to be on the list?As a rookie, we are completely unclear.But compared to those gods with a speed of 25 per hour, a rookie like us who can't cook anymore is really far behind.So I don’t compare with those strong people, I still change the basics every day, and add every [-] votes. Anyway, it’s only a week, let’s fight when there is no serious health problem.

Thank you again for your support~