beauty hunter

Chapter 588 Tu Yile's Blind Date Party (1 more)

Chapter 588 Tu Yile's Blind Date Party (1 more)

Wen Yan took the phone away from his ear, looked at the notification that he had hung up, and couldn't help but smile.

In the past, he was chased and killed because of making today's fruit, burning the library, but the donation of Xi Gong enabled him to get help from Song Tian, ​​all of which have their own causes and consequences.

Now he can only wait for Song Tian to figure out how to verify and how to prove it, so that he can formally implement his plan.

I believe that this contemporary top qigong master has his own way, after all, he is the head of the clan, and he has a decisive influence no matter what.

"time to eat!"

Tu Yile's voice came from the kitchen.

Wen Yan turned his head to look, and saw this guy coming out of the kitchen with a soup pot in his hand, he couldn't help asking in surprise, "What is this?"

Tu Yile grinned and said: "Have you heard of Haidilao? Today at noon, I cooked with Chef Tu, and carefully prepared a sumptuous and not extravagant lunch for the master!" Holding the soup pot, he approached it all the way and put it directly in front of Wen Yan on the small table.

"Haidilao?" Wen Yan sat up and looked curiously, "What is it?"

"Ahem, to put it simply, put all kinds of dishes in a pot, then add water to boil, and eat it directly from the pot." Tu Yile introduced solemnly, "The content is rich, simple and fast, and it is a home-cooked dish. Best eating option for travel."

Wen Yan looked at the white soup noodles in the soup pot, and thoughtfully said: "It seems that I didn't ask you to make lunch, why all of a sudden..."

Tu Yile said confidently and confidently: "As a slave, of course you have to be ready to cook, wash, and even beat your shoulders and backs for your master at any time. Cooking a meal is really nothing. Wait a moment, master, I'll get a bowl for the rice!" Turning around , slipped back to the kitchen.

A few minutes later, Wen Yan stirred the soup pot with his chopsticks, and looked up at Tu Yile who was sitting across from him: "Tu Yile, to be honest, do you really know how to cook?"

Tu Yile insisted: "Of course! This pot of Haidilao is the proof of my strength!"

Wen Yan took the chopsticks and carried a dish that was so rotten that he couldn't name it at all: "Your strength, in my opinion, is as scum as this vegetable scum!"

Tu Yile blushed slightly: "Well, I accidentally overcooked it, but the taste is still good..."

Wen Yan dipped his chopsticks in, tasted it, put the chopsticks down immediately, took the soup spoon, without saying a word, scooped a large spoonful into Tu Yile's rice bowl, and said, "Give me the whole thing." go down!"

Tu Yile was stunned: "What's the matter?" He picked it up and tasted it, and immediately his eyes widened, and he turned his head to think about it.

Wen Yan said lightly: "Don't spit."

Tu Yile's entire face was in the shape of a bitter gourd, he had no choice but to swallow the contents of his mouth, and got up to leave.

Wen Yan said coldly: "You are not allowed to drink water, just let me eat it all!"

Tu Yile instantly petrified.

Wen Yan immediately straightened his face.

Tu Yile was startled, picked up his rice bowl aggrieved, and began to eat bite by bite with difficulty.

Wen Yan looked at him leisurely.

He just tasted it just now, and he realized that this guy definitely knocked over the salt shaker, the soup was so salty that it was no different from eating pure salt!

After a full 5 minutes, Tu Yile managed to eat up the whole bowl of rice and salty soup, and said with a bitter face: "Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't be so courteous..."

Wen Yan interrupted him: "Come on, what do you want to do?"

Tu Yile opened his mouth, but refused to speak.

Wen Yan frowned and said, "With your thick skin, there shouldn't be many things that would make you embarrassed to say it."

Tu Yile scratched her head: "This matter may embarrass you..."

Wen Yan said displeasedly: "If you're like this mother-in-law again, I'll leave immediately."

Tu Yile raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and sighed: "I admit defeat! Come with me on a blind date!"

Wen Yan almost swallowed himself to death.

Blind date? !

Tu Yile said embarrassingly: "I know it's a bit embarrassing to say this, to tell the truth to the master, I'm old, and I've had a lot of women, but I'm not good at talking about feelings with people...Frankly speaking, I'm a little scared .”

Wen Yan came back to his senses, and wondered, "What's there to be afraid of?"

Tu Yile smiled wryly and said: "Do you know Xia Chong Yu Bing? Insects that die as soon as summer is over, they can't tell what ice is. I am similar to this. I grew up in an environment purely about profit. Let me talk about feelings, how should I say it?"

Wen Yan asked in surprise: "Is it so difficult? It's just a meeting to chat, and it doesn't make you sweet talk and make you feel nasty. It's really inappropriate. It's not appropriate to meet and say hello, say goodbye, turn around and leave. Is it difficult?"

Tu Yile sighed and said: "This is different. This is the first time in my life that I decided to change my life. If it ends like this, I will be very unwilling."

Wen Yan was really surprised now: "Wait, what changes life?"

Tu Yile exclaimed: "I have been in this society for many years. I almost died a few times recently. Frankly speaking, I am terrified. Wandering in this industry is no different from living with your head in your hands. As for you, master, I'm afraid Lie Heng and the others have killed me long ago. Although I, Tu Yile, am not a very good person, I still cherish my life. How can I go on like this for a long time? That's why I thought, I should change my way of life and marry a wife. However, at least you should leave some descendants for the Tu family, and don't die in my generation."

Wen Yan was taken aback when he heard that.

This guy's idea was too sudden, which made him a little uncomfortable for a while.

Tu Yile explained: "Didn't you leave Yanjing a few days ago and leave me here? I searched the newspapers when I had nothing to do, and contacted a faint agency. They arranged a blind date for me. Tonight, on July [-] Let's meet at a coffee shop."

Wen Yan finally understood, and realized, "You want me to go on a blind date with you, not just accompany you?"

Tu Yile smiled and said: "Of course it's better to give some advice. I admire your vision, Master, and your advice must be right."

Wen Yan thoughtfully said: "I suddenly thought of a question, you want to find a wife, if she finds out that you lack male function, what kind of reaction will she have?"

Tu Yile said in a low voice: "Of course it's up to Brother Wen..."

flutter!

Wen Yan tapped his chopsticks on his head, and shouted: "The fox's tail is exposed, right? So you want me to restore your 'function' in advance!"

"No, no, no!" Tu Yile was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Absolutely not! What I mean is, only Brother Wen can help me find a way to make her sleep with me again in a year..."

Wen Yan looked closely at his expression, secretly felt that he was not lying, frowned and said, "Are you telling the truth?"

Tu Le was stunned: "So you thought I was joking after I talked for a long time?"

Wen Yan thought several times in his mind, and said decisively: "Okay! I will accompany you, but you have to remember, even if you find a wife, you are still my slave!"

"That's for sure! But I have a small request, I hope the master will agree." Tu Yile said cautiously.

"Huh?" Wen Yan didn't expect him to dare to make a request.

"Well, I heard that slave owners used to treat slaves' wives as playthings, but the society is different now, so..." Tu Yile scratched his head and said, "Please don't think about my wife..."

Wen Yan almost died of anger when another chopstick hit him on the head.

What the hell is going on in this guy's mind!

……

At seven o'clock in the evening, the two went to the coffee shop by car.

Wen Yan dressed casually as usual, but Tu Yile bought a suit at some point, and even went out to have a haircut. After dressing up, he turned out to be a dog, at least he looked much better than the skinny monkey before.

After getting off the car, Tu Yile said nervously, "Is there nothing wrong with my image?"

Wen Yan looked him up and down: "No problem, just as wretched as before."

Tu Yile smiled wryly: "I'm so nervous now, you still make fun of me!"

Wen Yan looked incomprehensible: "I really don't understand, you haven't seen any big scenes, why are you so nervous?"

Tu Yile took two deep breaths, finally puffed up his chest, turned around and walked towards the coffee shop named "Jin Yu Liang Yuan".

After entering the coffee shop, the two went up to the second floor, stood on the stairs and looked around.

Wen Yan looked at it and asked, "What does the other party look like?"

Tu Yile shook his head and said, "I don't know what she looks like. I made an appointment to wear the lovesick bird matchmaking logo on my chest. It looks like she hasn't come yet."

Wen Yan looked at the bird-shaped stamp pinned to his suit, nodded and said, "Then find a place to sit down first."

The two found a seat by the window and sat down, ordering something casually.

As soon as the waiter left, a charming voice suddenly sounded: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Tu?"

Tu Yile sat on the outside, raised his head when he heard the sound, and was startled, his eyes fell on the majestic chest of the other party and couldn't move away.

The other party obviously did not reject his reaction, and said softly: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Tu? I am Yang Min who was arranged by Acacia Bird's matchmaking agency."

"Yes!" Tu Yile came back to his senses and stood up excitedly, "Please sit down! I am Tu Yile!"

The other party was wearing a tight-fitting skirt, which made her hot figure even more exciting. Seeing Tu Yile's enthusiastic "normal reaction", she smiled slightly and sat on the opposite seat: "Order something Is it gone?"

Tu Yile nodded hurriedly: "Order! I want orange juice, what do you want?" He was lustful at first, but he didn't expect the blind date to be so hot, and he became excited from head to toe.

On the side, Wen Yan stared blankly at the girl sitting down, unable to speak a word.

The girl "Yang Min" on the opposite side showed a charming smile, and was about to speak, when she suddenly realized something was wrong, her eyes moved sideways to Wen Yan, and instantly petrified.

Before Tu Yile noticed the difference, he introduced: "Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my friend Wen Yan, Miss Yang, just ignore him."

The girl never expected to meet Wen Yan here, and was at a loss for a while.

Wen Yan came back to his senses, and turned to look at Tu Yile: "Are you sure her name is Yang Min?"

Without thinking, Tu Yile said, "Of course, it's written in the information."

Wen Yan turned his eyes back to the girl's face: "Then I don't understand, how can a person be called Yang Min and Xuan Xiaoran at the same time?"

Tu Yile was stunned: "What Xuan Xiaoran?"

The girl opposite suddenly got up: "I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered something, goodbye..."

Wen Yan said slowly: "Since you're here, why are you in such a hurry? To be a liar should also have the professional ethics of a liar. At least let's talk about it after the show is over."

The girl was shocked and said angrily, "You are a liar!"

Wen Yan said with a half-smile, "At least I've always been called Wen Yan, and I haven't changed my name to Zhang Yan or Li Yan."