Urban alchemy doctor

Seeing the face of the old village chief, Xiao Yun finally didn't get angry.In the eyes of Director Wu, as long as he can control the old village chief, then the mountain people here are just small corners that he can bully.This is the survival rule he learned in the big city.But obviously, he forgot that the rules of survival in big cities do not apply to mountain people.Especially not applicable to Xiao Yun, a man who just struggled out of hell.

"You shameless person killed my master, today I will kill you to comfort the spirit of my master in heaven!"

At this time, the heroine played by Luo Yulan was full of frost, her eyes were full of anger, and she angrily yelled at a guy who looked like a low-brow.

The vile child said with a smile: "Hey, I said Fairy Yuxiao, don't be angry. In fact, your master is a sanctimonious person. His heart is full of dirty things. If I kill him, that's for the sake of the people." Eliminating harm, you can even say that I killed him, to a large extent, to preserve your chastity. Hehe, you don't want to bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don't know a good heart!"

"Nonsense, my master raised me from a young age, and the name of Junzijian was mentioned in the world, who knows who doesn't know who doesn't know. You whore thief not only used tricks to harm my master, but also uttered evil words and slandered my master. Qing Yu, if I don't kill anyone today, it won't be enough to quell the hatred in my heart!"

It has to be said that Luo Yulan has pretty good acting skills, at least, this gnashing of teeth looks somewhat real in Xiao Yun's eyes.

"You fucking kept in the dark and said that I slandered the old man? Do you think you hear rats screaming every time you take a bath? Humph, that's what your so-called master swordsman made. He knows that you are most afraid of the sound of mice, as long as you hear the sound of mice, you will not dare to leave the pool for half a step. When you are extremely nervous, you will even close your eyes and dare not look at the surrounding situation. Humph, and the old man The undead will sneak into the bathroom and play "five-on-one" in front of you. Let me ask you, did you ever take a shower, and when you closed your eyes, a milk-like thing suddenly shot in your mouth? middle?"

Speaking of this, that guy saw the heroine played by Luo Yulan sinking into deep thought, and he couldn't help but proudly said: "Hmph, do you think about it now? I didn't make up these things, I saw them all with my own eyes. You are greedy for sex and love flowers, but I am a real villain, and your master is a beast in human skin. Hehe, in my opinion, you should follow me obediently. I promise to make you popular and spicy Yes. And Laozi's 'milk' is enough. Fairy Yuxiao, hehe, you should be very good at tasting his mother's Yuxiao, right?"

"The shameless traitor, even now, is still uttering obscenities and slandering his family teacher. This girl will never let her go today..." Before the heroine could finish her sentence, the villain said: "Look at the hidden weapon. " Immediately the villain raised his hand, and threw a stone towards the heroine.

At this time, the play was at the high point, and everything could be passed at once, but unexpectedly, the stone thrown by the villain fell into Xiao Yun's goose pen and hit the aluminum one. Goose bowl.Immediately there was a 'clang clang' sound.The geese in the circle were also startled by the sound and screamed loudly.

Director Wu was sitting next to the group of big geese, and when he heard the cry, he couldn't help shouting: "Remember that the sound quality of this passage must be dealt with carefully..."

Producer Liu quickly nodded and said yes flatteringly.But after the few big geese honked a few times, seeing that no one paid attention to them, they lowered their heads to eat on their own, ignoring those messy people or things.

Director Wu waved his hand gloomily. Producer Liu understood, and quickly signaled the prop staff to get ready. Two thin transparent rain wires were tied with a stone and an iron dart-like thing, and they rushed along the cableway prepared in advance. With a pull, the stone and the iron dart collided together.

At this time, the camera turned, and there was a man in martial arts costume standing on the bamboo building, and he was doing a kind of throwing darts.

"The daring traitor, actually used such despicable and shameless means! Do you know who is the person you want to assassinate?"

The man let out a deep cry, then jumped, and floated down the rope and the slide, with the image of a hero rushing towards his face.

The man landed beside Luo Yulan, looking at the villain with contemptuous eyes.Then he knelt down to the heroine played by Luo Yulan and said, "My subordinate Jin Yiwei Qianhu Ouyang pays a heartbroken visit to His Highness, I am late, I hope the princess will forgive me..."

Hearing the nondescript words that the man said, Xiao Yun couldn't help but want to laugh.Although Xiao Yun knows little about ancient things, on this occasion, the so-called Jinyiwei Qianhu shouldn't say "forgive me" ah, a person who is a dog, dare to say "forgive" to his master Isn't this 'purely an act of seeking out money?Where did this happen?Is this director an idiot?

This thought flashed across Xiao Yun's mind, and he was relieved immediately. This director is at least as far as an idiot.It is understandable to come up with anything.

The heroine played by Luo Yulan looked at the man kneeling in front of her in astonishment, and after a while she said in a daze, "You...who is your name? Who...who is the princess? Me... Me? Did you recognize the wrong person? "

And that man I stood up, with a serious look, I cupped my fist towards the sky and said: "Your Majesty Meng..."

When he said this, the man suddenly shut up, and then spit a few times, and Luo Yulan and the villain also covered their mouths and noses at this time, and ran away from their original positions. Among them, Luo Yulan It is because of the sling hanging under the skirt that it made a big front.And the most important point is that this woman is actually a vacuum inside, and she is not wearing underwear at all.

Of course, it's not that Luo Yulan has any exposure complex, it's just that according to the director's role, he wants the heroine to turn into a prostitute (female), and finally engage in some prostitution) - a scene of chaos in the palace.This no underwear is just a foreshadowing.

Anyway, this so-called secret history or something like that, if you don't get something like this out, you dare not shoot it.Nothing could be more normal.

But they didn't expect that this time, Luo Yulan's naked buttocks were exposed to the eyes of the people around her, which was very embarrassing.

Qin Qingwu turned her face away at this time, her little face was red.The blood fox, on the other hand, had a calm expression on his face. While eating stewed meat, he brought his small mouth to Xiao Yun's ear, and said in a mosquito voice: "This woman has been fucked by many men before, and everything has changed there. It's carbon black..."

Xiao Yun, on the other hand, looked at the blood fox with embarrassment, but didn't speak.

Although the blood fox said so, Xiao Yun knew that the blood fox had no rejection or demand for these things at all.Xiao Yun didn't know if the blood fox used his body to please the man to complete the task.But Xiao Yun knew that the blood fox didn't regard her own body as a woman's or a man's body at all, but just as a killing tool.

For the blood fox, her body is for killing people.As for whether the body looks like a woman or a man, it doesn't matter at all, there is no way to change anything.

This is just like when Xiao Yun saw the blood fox naked in the bathroom.At that time, the first place the blood fox covered with the bath towel was the tattooed part of her body, not the lower part and chest part which are more important to women.

Now that Xuehu said so, he was just despising that so-called international star.As for why she despises Luo Yulan, only Xuehu himself knows.

Just as everyone looked at Luo Yulan with bloodshot eyes, then Supervisor Liu jumped to his feet and shouted: "Damn, where is the stench coming from, hurry...quick stop..."

While hopping, Producer Liu ran up to the old village chief and shouted, "Old village chief, what the hell is going on? Our show is going well, where is the stench coming from? It stinks... Look, look, what has become of this..."

The old village head was also taken aback by the scene in front of him, especially the scene where Luo Yulan's big buttocks were displayed before everyone's eyes.However, although the old village head is a man, he is old after all, so he doesn't care much about this.Hearing Producer Liu jumping and shouting, he quickly sniffed his nose.At this time, the stench had already permeated in front of them, so the old village head quickly stomped his feet and said, "Producer Liu, don't worry, I'll go and have a look..." After finishing speaking, the old village head turned and left.

Two minutes later, the old village chief walked over with a strong middle-aged woman.As soon as he walked over, he said with an embarrassed smile on his face: "Well, this is his aunt Zhaocai, who is from my village. She didn't know that an art film was being made here, so...well, she picked up pig manure to water it. Cai, you shouldn't be passing by here... oh... this... I'm sorry, Director Wu..."

As the old village chief said, he quickly winked at the middle-aged woman, as if to ask the middle-aged woman to apologize or something.However, the middle-aged woman didn't look at the old village chief's eyes at all, and said fiercely: "Old village chief, I don't care what you said. The world is the way of the world, and people go, besides, this way I I’ve been walking for decades, what do you mean you shouldn’t go this way? Oh, they made their so-called movies, but they asked me not to water the vegetables? How can there be such a reason in the world?”

Zhaocai's aunt lost her husband at a young age, and raised three daughters and one son by herself. It can be said that life is difficult.However, this difficult life has also created Zhaocai's aunt's perseverance and unyielding character.As long as she has a reason for anything, she will never admit defeat.Of course, the old village head knew this, so he winked at the middle-aged woman to let her bow her head and admit her mistake, and the matter was just exposed.After all, these people are the gods of wealth in the village.With the money of these people, the village will have a much better life this year.

"Hehe..." At this time, Qin Qingwu also recovered from the shyness of Luo Yulan showing her buttocks just now. Hearing what his aunt Zhaocai said, she couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling: "This 'grace' that has been blessed by His Majesty I didn't say the two words, but I swallowed them...hehe..."

And the female teacher also found it funny, and at the same time felt that what these people kept talking about was art, and they were all fucking pornographic.So she blushed and said in a low voice; "It's what I deserve, I don't have the ability to make good movies and TV shows, and I'm just embarrassing myself with these pornographic things..."

"Yeah..." The blood fox also nodded in agreement, but it also made Xiao Yun calm down from his anger for a while, and then laughed.