Urban alchemy doctor
Chapter 292
"Everyone is tired from filming, hurry up and try our unique wild pheasant stewed with mushrooms. This is a real wild pheasant, which was hunted by the hunters in our village. And this mountain mushroom , but they are all grown-up old mountain fungus, nourishing yin and tonifying yang, whether men or women eat them, they are all great nourishing things." The eldest son of the old village chief wiped the sweat from his face and smiled happily Speaking to everyone.
The old village head asked him to arrange the fire food. Naturally, he also made a lot of money by taking advantage of the old village head's relationship.Also because he is the son of the old village chief, this can be said to be through the back door.Because he was afraid of being criticized, he spent a lot of time thinking about these meals.
Seeing his son coming, the old village head got busy with his work: "Director Wu, producer Liu, this is a special product only found in our mountains. Look at this purple bamboo bamboo tube rice, which is not something that people in the city can eat. !"
"Well, I smelled a fragrance before I got close, just like the wind in this mountain. Ah, I don't know how long I haven't eaten in the countryside. The prosperity of big cities is prosperous, but there is no such primitive What a style...Old village chief, you have taken care of yourself!"
Producer Liu sniffed his nose like a dog. When the faint fragrance came, Producer Liu's contemptuous eyes immediately shone with joy.At first, he thought that there would be no good food in this poor mountain village.But now he understands that the food here is not comparable to the delicacies of mountains and seas in the so-called big cities. [
The old village chief's son specially served Luo Yulan a bowl of chicken soup in a big bowl, and Luo Yulan gave the old village chief's son a wink and said, "thnks!"
Luo Yulan's winking eyes made the honest and honest man blush, he quickly put the chicken soup on the item box in front of Luo Yulan, and hurried back.It is undeniable that Luo Yulan does have the ability to confuse men.
The old village chief who was serving soup at the side was startled when he heard Luo Yulan's words, and then his face turned cold, and he shouted at his son: "Dazhu, what kind of soup do you make? Why is there shit in the soup?"
Da Zhu, the son of the old village head, looked at his father in confusion, looking at his father in confusion. He, his wife, and a few nimble women in the village cooked this meal together.They know that people in the city love to be clean, so they scouring vegetables and rice several times.chicken.The chicken was washed repeatedly so that there was not even a trace of blood left.But how could there be shit in the soup?
And when those who brought the soup heard what the old village chief said, they all threw down the soup bowls on the spot as if they had eaten a few mouse feces, and vomited it out.Especially Producer Liu and Director Wu, they even vomited out their guts.
Seeing this, Da Zhu quickly shook his head to explain, but the old village chief seemed to not listen to Da Zhu's explanation at all, pointing his finger at Luo Yulan and said, "Since this is the case, then... how could Miss Luo Yulan say that there are three shits in it? "
Why at this time, everyone realized that all this was just a misunderstanding. Director Wu, who almost vomited all the gall, finally realized that all of this came from Luo Yulan's "English".
After vomiting, everyone couldn't help laughing at the simplicity of the old village chief. Director Wu took the pure water bottle, rinsed his mouth and said to the old village chief: "Old village chief, what Miss Luo said is English , it’s not that there are three poops in the soup, hehe, that means thank you in English…”
Hearing this, the old village chief couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, and quickly apologized to everyone, saying that he had made a mistake.Producer Liu is instructing people to clean up all the vomited dirt.After a while, everyone resumed eating.
Xiao Yun, on the other hand, covered his mouth and chuckled, because the old village chief winked at Xiao Yun when he was apologizing.Xiao Yun knew that the old village chief was trying to punish these guys on purpose.
Although he is from the mountains, he has the simplicity and kindness of the mountain people.But it doesn't mean he can let these people fool him.For the benefit of the villagers, he can't drive these people away, and he has to greet them with a smile.However, after all, he has been the village head all his life, so he can be regarded as an official anyway, and he still has these tricks.
After tossing for an hour, those people were also full, but when the old village head and Da Zhu were cleaning up the dishes, they saw the leftover rice and the chicken skins that were picked out. As for the bones, they casually eat two bites, and then rush to fill up more chicken.As a native of the mountains, Dazhu couldn't understand such a wasteful situation.
The old village head went to Luo Yulan to clean up. Seeing that she hadn’t eaten the chicken or chicken soup, he couldn’t help but asked a little strangely: “Miss Luo, are these meals not to your liking? Why don’t you eat chicken and make instant noodles instead?” eat?"
The old village head was very puzzled. Could it be that instant noodles are more delicious than chicken?
Luo Yulan chuckled and said, "Although pheasant chicken is good, but I'm trying to lose weight and can't eat greasy things. So I can only eat some noodles..."
The old village chief smiled and went to clean up without saying anything.In the eyes of the old village chief, Luo Yulan was not fat at all, and could even be said to be thin.However, if you still want to lose weight like this, I really don’t know what you can do with such small arms and legs?
After these people finished eating, they began to drink tea again, and then continued filming.This time, the scene where Lu Yu Xiaocun's princess was robbed was filmed.In the words of the director, in this way, the princess can know the benefits of 'sex' and pave the way for her future prostitution——(chaotic) court.
Of course, this time Jie Se can no longer use any petty thieves, but a bandit.Therefore, some extras are needed to play Robber Lolo.
"Old village head, can you help me find some people to come and act... 100 yuan per person per day, 200 yuan for the bandit leader?" Producer Liu and the others didn't have extras, so they had to find the old village head to find a way . [
Originally, the old village head had no interest in participating in acting, but when he heard that 100 yuan per person per day, he couldn't help being moved, and nodded quickly and said: "Yes... yes... but, I don't know if my Dazhu can do it. Are you playing the bandit leader?"
When Supervisor Liu heard what the old village head said, he looked at Director Wu again, and couldn't help but smiled wryly.Although Dazhu was tall, he looked like a loyal and honest person.Such a person is not good at playing the bandit Luo Luo, let alone the bandit leader.After all, no matter how glaring an honest person is, it is impossible for him to feel too real.
Just when Director Wu didn't know whether he should agree or not, Luo Yulan at the side said coquettishly, "I think it would be good to let the man named Roxa above the bamboo building play the bandit leader... ..."
Luo Yulan's words made Director Wu and Producer Liu startled, and looked up in the direction of Xiao Yun.
I don't know how many people died at the hands of Xiao Yun. Such a person who was full of killing and bloody aura, although his realm has been raised by another level, has hidden a lot of the domineering aura on his body , but it still looks a little imposing.It is also appropriate to use him to play the bandit leader.
In Luo Yulan's heart, she had long coveted Xiao Yun.Such a strong and very masculine man, she really wanted to have something to do with him.
At this time, Producer Liu quickly waved to Xiao Yun and said, "Hey, brother, you've hit a big luck, hurry up and go downstairs, the bandit leader has a lot of roles, if you perform well, you You don’t have to live in this kind of crappy house any more, the world of fancy outside is still up to you..."
Xiao Yun was standing on the bamboo building at this time, looking at the floating clouds in the sky, without even looking at Supervisor Wu, he just shook his head lightly, expressing that he would not play the role of a bandit leader.
Seeing Xiao Yun shaking his head, producer Liu couldn't help being a little angry: "Yo hey? Shame on you? Boy, do you know that if you find an extra in the city, how many people will rush to do it?" What's more, you are the bandit leader with three episodes!"
Director Wu looked at the old village head at this time, hoping that the old village head would come forward, and the old village head was a little embarrassed.Because he knew that he had no binding force on Xiao Yun.But if they can really take over this job, the villagers will make a lot of money again.
So the old village head bit the bullet and said: "Luoxa, why don't you come down and try it out. It's a great thing to be able to shoot TV! If you become popular, it's your luck, isn't it?"
"Eagles and crows are both flying birds, but one of them hunts prey, and the other can only eat scavenger. Therefore, in this world, there are words about eagles hitting the sky, but there is no saying about crows hitting the sky..."
Xiao Yun said something coldly, what he meant was obvious, that is, he had no interest in filming TV dramas, they just picked whatever scenes they wanted, and left as soon as they finished filming, these things are not welcome here The arrival of goods.
The old village head smiled awkwardly, he understood what Xiao Yun meant.But at this time, Luo Yulan roared coquettishly, looked at Xiao Yun with disdain and said, "Yo, there are quite a lot of words, which university did you graduate from? Harvard? Or Cambridge? Hmph..."
"Who the hell are you calling a crow? His mother's words are really ugly. Do you think that I just make movies for this kind of elegant art? Let me tell you, I have friendship with both black and white here. It's just a phone call to get you, kid." Producer Liu couldn't help saying that when he heard what Xiao Yun said.
At this time, the old village head was also afraid that Xiao Yun and these people would really have some troubles, so he hurriedly came out to persuade him: "Everyone, everyone...don't be as knowledgeable as him, people from the mountains, who haven't seen much in the world, have a bad temper Stubborn. My lords have a lot, for my sake, don't argue with him..."
"I'm not going to shoot... What kind of plane are you doing!" Luo Yulan turned around angrily and walked towards the direction of the car at this time.
After Producer Liu yelled twice, he looked at Director Wu, who shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, let's stop here today. Tomorrow, we will continue in another place..."
Xiao Yun watched those people tidy up and leave, but did not respond in any way.And the reason why Xiao Yun did this is because after killing Nightmare that day, Xiao Yun not only got the diary, but also found an old-fashioned Nokia mobile phone from Nightmare.But the phone is turned off.After all, this kind of border defense area has electronic interception and search equipment. If it is turned on, it is easy to be found.Only after the mobile phone arrives at the designated place, will it be turned on to continue the next task.
Of course Xiao Yun would not bring that phone over, he just brought back the phone card inside, and got an old phone from the village, and was going to insert the card into the phone to see if he could get some clues.The presence of these people will obviously affect Xiao Yun's actions.
The old village head asked him to arrange the fire food. Naturally, he also made a lot of money by taking advantage of the old village head's relationship.Also because he is the son of the old village chief, this can be said to be through the back door.Because he was afraid of being criticized, he spent a lot of time thinking about these meals.
Seeing his son coming, the old village head got busy with his work: "Director Wu, producer Liu, this is a special product only found in our mountains. Look at this purple bamboo bamboo tube rice, which is not something that people in the city can eat. !"
"Well, I smelled a fragrance before I got close, just like the wind in this mountain. Ah, I don't know how long I haven't eaten in the countryside. The prosperity of big cities is prosperous, but there is no such primitive What a style...Old village chief, you have taken care of yourself!"
Producer Liu sniffed his nose like a dog. When the faint fragrance came, Producer Liu's contemptuous eyes immediately shone with joy.At first, he thought that there would be no good food in this poor mountain village.But now he understands that the food here is not comparable to the delicacies of mountains and seas in the so-called big cities. [
The old village chief's son specially served Luo Yulan a bowl of chicken soup in a big bowl, and Luo Yulan gave the old village chief's son a wink and said, "thnks!"
Luo Yulan's winking eyes made the honest and honest man blush, he quickly put the chicken soup on the item box in front of Luo Yulan, and hurried back.It is undeniable that Luo Yulan does have the ability to confuse men.
The old village chief who was serving soup at the side was startled when he heard Luo Yulan's words, and then his face turned cold, and he shouted at his son: "Dazhu, what kind of soup do you make? Why is there shit in the soup?"
Da Zhu, the son of the old village head, looked at his father in confusion, looking at his father in confusion. He, his wife, and a few nimble women in the village cooked this meal together.They know that people in the city love to be clean, so they scouring vegetables and rice several times.chicken.The chicken was washed repeatedly so that there was not even a trace of blood left.But how could there be shit in the soup?
And when those who brought the soup heard what the old village chief said, they all threw down the soup bowls on the spot as if they had eaten a few mouse feces, and vomited it out.Especially Producer Liu and Director Wu, they even vomited out their guts.
Seeing this, Da Zhu quickly shook his head to explain, but the old village chief seemed to not listen to Da Zhu's explanation at all, pointing his finger at Luo Yulan and said, "Since this is the case, then... how could Miss Luo Yulan say that there are three shits in it? "
Why at this time, everyone realized that all this was just a misunderstanding. Director Wu, who almost vomited all the gall, finally realized that all of this came from Luo Yulan's "English".
After vomiting, everyone couldn't help laughing at the simplicity of the old village chief. Director Wu took the pure water bottle, rinsed his mouth and said to the old village chief: "Old village chief, what Miss Luo said is English , it’s not that there are three poops in the soup, hehe, that means thank you in English…”
Hearing this, the old village chief couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed, and quickly apologized to everyone, saying that he had made a mistake.Producer Liu is instructing people to clean up all the vomited dirt.After a while, everyone resumed eating.
Xiao Yun, on the other hand, covered his mouth and chuckled, because the old village chief winked at Xiao Yun when he was apologizing.Xiao Yun knew that the old village chief was trying to punish these guys on purpose.
Although he is from the mountains, he has the simplicity and kindness of the mountain people.But it doesn't mean he can let these people fool him.For the benefit of the villagers, he can't drive these people away, and he has to greet them with a smile.However, after all, he has been the village head all his life, so he can be regarded as an official anyway, and he still has these tricks.
After tossing for an hour, those people were also full, but when the old village head and Da Zhu were cleaning up the dishes, they saw the leftover rice and the chicken skins that were picked out. As for the bones, they casually eat two bites, and then rush to fill up more chicken.As a native of the mountains, Dazhu couldn't understand such a wasteful situation.
The old village head went to Luo Yulan to clean up. Seeing that she hadn’t eaten the chicken or chicken soup, he couldn’t help but asked a little strangely: “Miss Luo, are these meals not to your liking? Why don’t you eat chicken and make instant noodles instead?” eat?"
The old village head was very puzzled. Could it be that instant noodles are more delicious than chicken?
Luo Yulan chuckled and said, "Although pheasant chicken is good, but I'm trying to lose weight and can't eat greasy things. So I can only eat some noodles..."
The old village chief smiled and went to clean up without saying anything.In the eyes of the old village chief, Luo Yulan was not fat at all, and could even be said to be thin.However, if you still want to lose weight like this, I really don’t know what you can do with such small arms and legs?
After these people finished eating, they began to drink tea again, and then continued filming.This time, the scene where Lu Yu Xiaocun's princess was robbed was filmed.In the words of the director, in this way, the princess can know the benefits of 'sex' and pave the way for her future prostitution——(chaotic) court.
Of course, this time Jie Se can no longer use any petty thieves, but a bandit.Therefore, some extras are needed to play Robber Lolo.
"Old village head, can you help me find some people to come and act... 100 yuan per person per day, 200 yuan for the bandit leader?" Producer Liu and the others didn't have extras, so they had to find the old village head to find a way . [
Originally, the old village head had no interest in participating in acting, but when he heard that 100 yuan per person per day, he couldn't help being moved, and nodded quickly and said: "Yes... yes... but, I don't know if my Dazhu can do it. Are you playing the bandit leader?"
When Supervisor Liu heard what the old village head said, he looked at Director Wu again, and couldn't help but smiled wryly.Although Dazhu was tall, he looked like a loyal and honest person.Such a person is not good at playing the bandit Luo Luo, let alone the bandit leader.After all, no matter how glaring an honest person is, it is impossible for him to feel too real.
Just when Director Wu didn't know whether he should agree or not, Luo Yulan at the side said coquettishly, "I think it would be good to let the man named Roxa above the bamboo building play the bandit leader... ..."
Luo Yulan's words made Director Wu and Producer Liu startled, and looked up in the direction of Xiao Yun.
I don't know how many people died at the hands of Xiao Yun. Such a person who was full of killing and bloody aura, although his realm has been raised by another level, has hidden a lot of the domineering aura on his body , but it still looks a little imposing.It is also appropriate to use him to play the bandit leader.
In Luo Yulan's heart, she had long coveted Xiao Yun.Such a strong and very masculine man, she really wanted to have something to do with him.
At this time, Producer Liu quickly waved to Xiao Yun and said, "Hey, brother, you've hit a big luck, hurry up and go downstairs, the bandit leader has a lot of roles, if you perform well, you You don’t have to live in this kind of crappy house any more, the world of fancy outside is still up to you..."
Xiao Yun was standing on the bamboo building at this time, looking at the floating clouds in the sky, without even looking at Supervisor Wu, he just shook his head lightly, expressing that he would not play the role of a bandit leader.
Seeing Xiao Yun shaking his head, producer Liu couldn't help being a little angry: "Yo hey? Shame on you? Boy, do you know that if you find an extra in the city, how many people will rush to do it?" What's more, you are the bandit leader with three episodes!"
Director Wu looked at the old village head at this time, hoping that the old village head would come forward, and the old village head was a little embarrassed.Because he knew that he had no binding force on Xiao Yun.But if they can really take over this job, the villagers will make a lot of money again.
So the old village head bit the bullet and said: "Luoxa, why don't you come down and try it out. It's a great thing to be able to shoot TV! If you become popular, it's your luck, isn't it?"
"Eagles and crows are both flying birds, but one of them hunts prey, and the other can only eat scavenger. Therefore, in this world, there are words about eagles hitting the sky, but there is no saying about crows hitting the sky..."
Xiao Yun said something coldly, what he meant was obvious, that is, he had no interest in filming TV dramas, they just picked whatever scenes they wanted, and left as soon as they finished filming, these things are not welcome here The arrival of goods.
The old village head smiled awkwardly, he understood what Xiao Yun meant.But at this time, Luo Yulan roared coquettishly, looked at Xiao Yun with disdain and said, "Yo, there are quite a lot of words, which university did you graduate from? Harvard? Or Cambridge? Hmph..."
"Who the hell are you calling a crow? His mother's words are really ugly. Do you think that I just make movies for this kind of elegant art? Let me tell you, I have friendship with both black and white here. It's just a phone call to get you, kid." Producer Liu couldn't help saying that when he heard what Xiao Yun said.
At this time, the old village head was also afraid that Xiao Yun and these people would really have some troubles, so he hurriedly came out to persuade him: "Everyone, everyone...don't be as knowledgeable as him, people from the mountains, who haven't seen much in the world, have a bad temper Stubborn. My lords have a lot, for my sake, don't argue with him..."
"I'm not going to shoot... What kind of plane are you doing!" Luo Yulan turned around angrily and walked towards the direction of the car at this time.
After Producer Liu yelled twice, he looked at Director Wu, who shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, let's stop here today. Tomorrow, we will continue in another place..."
Xiao Yun watched those people tidy up and leave, but did not respond in any way.And the reason why Xiao Yun did this is because after killing Nightmare that day, Xiao Yun not only got the diary, but also found an old-fashioned Nokia mobile phone from Nightmare.But the phone is turned off.After all, this kind of border defense area has electronic interception and search equipment. If it is turned on, it is easy to be found.Only after the mobile phone arrives at the designated place, will it be turned on to continue the next task.
Of course Xiao Yun would not bring that phone over, he just brought back the phone card inside, and got an old phone from the village, and was going to insert the card into the phone to see if he could get some clues.The presence of these people will obviously affect Xiao Yun's actions.
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