Fake hero

"This plane is really slow to fly, but the flight attendant is really nice. She has a good figure and looks pretty. She is 24 years old this year. Regardless of age, zodiac sign and appearance, she matches me very well. Alas, I forgot to leave her phone number." number."

With a professional smile on Wang Changwu's face, he cautiously faced the old woman, slandering him endlessly.Why don't you just look in the mirror and see the creases on your face, okay?How many reincarnations are you older than others?Even if you die, and kill Po Meng on the Naihe Bridge, the little girl is still alive.

Slander is slander, and Wang Changwu dare not show it on his face.Taking advantage of Huang Laoxie's luscious lust, he quickly said, "Huang Lao, why don't we go and see that Chu Tianyang first?"

Cong Xiaowei's face was stained with tears, and he buried his whole head in the quilt and cried bitterly.

The diagnosis was made, and my second child was caused by others to watch handjobs and become intermittent system dysfunction.In other words, this thing of mine will be like Duan Yu's Six Meridians Divine Sword in the future, sometimes it works well, and sometimes it doesn't.And with the growth of age and the decrease of the number of **, it is very likely that it will only become a decoration in the end.

"But fortunately, the most important function of your body is not affected at all." When Cong Xiaowei heard the doctor's words, hope was rekindled in Cong Xiaowei's eyes.

"You excrete, in layman's terms, the function of urinating is not affected at all." Cong Xiaowei couldn't bear the doctor Hong Guoguo's teasing, and could no longer care about his gloomy wife and beautiful female secretary behind him, and shouted at the doctor. Fuck me, handjob! ' and kicked the doctor's dick.

How can I still fool around with the female secretary in the office in the future?The wonderful life of being a secretary when you have something to do or not is about to end. Do you want to use your fingers in the future?Thinking of this, sad tears flowed down uncontrollably.

After calming down, Cong Xiaowei visited the Jia brothers with strange steps.

Both were more serious than his own, and one of them even had its yolk exploded, which made Cong Xiaowei feel very happy.The three of them shared the same hatred and immediately discussed a strategy.

Hearing the news that Jia Youcai was injured in Hainan, Mo Qiqi, the president of Huaxia National Martial Arts Association, was shocked.You must know that this Jia Youcai represents the influence of Chinese martial arts in Southeast Asia, so there must be no mistakes.

After listening to the ins and outs in detail, Mo Zhongzhi immediately complained, saying that he would deal with the matter seriously through the relevant departments immediately.Of course, Mo Zhongzhi didn't know the depth of the water here, just when he was about to make a phone call, the secretary whispered into Mo Zhongzhi's ear and said: "President Mo, please don't get excited, I heard that Xuanhuang has already arrived in Hainan Province Taoyuan County, where Jia Youcai's accident happened."

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Mo Zhi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.As the official representative of Chinese martial arts, Mo Zhizhi knows better than anyone else the weight of the two old guys Xuanhuang and Huang, and those so-called Chinese martial arts that usually go out to participate in competitions are like playing tricks in Xuanhuang's eyes.

Mo Zhizhi wiped off his sweat, nodded to his secretary and said: "You have worked hard to find out the detailed ins and outs of this matter. I know that you and Wang Changwu have a very close personal relationship. Ask him, after all, Hainan is his place. Let's see what he says."

After the secretary walked out the door, Mo Zhizhi collapsed on the chair as if he had collapsed.He knew how unreasonable Xuanhuang and Huang, especially Huang Laoxie, were. The most important thing was that they had the right to be unreasonable.

Seeing Huang Laoxie's smug smile, Wang Changwu asked, "Old Huang, Daoist Xuanxuan didn't look very well just now, and he didn't mention anything about Chu Tianyang." Huang Laoxie laughed loudly and patted Wang Changwu's shoulder said: "This old bastard, I've made a move, I'm going to die of anger."

After opening a can of beer and pouring it into his mouth, Huang Laoxie said triumphantly: "We have turned our heads because of this apprentice, and this old guy is so shameless that he wants to compete with me, what? Can I?" Have you ever beaten him? I’ll just say it’s better than anything? The old bastard said it’s okay to be better than anything, I said that’s good, don’t regret it.”

Huang Laoxie was so happy that he stood on the extended Lincoln leather seat and slapped his thigh: "Guess what I compared with him? I grabbed his face and kissed it, and licked that bastard with my tongue." eyes, that old bastard turned pale at that time."

Huang Laoxie rubbed his eyes vigorously, and a large piece of eye gum came out: "Hey, my eye gum is a secret weapon. If he dares to lick my excrement, the wisdom of the old Wang Bayi will be ruined."

Wang Changwu couldn't laugh or cry, isn't this too ridiculous?Huang Laoxie is not afraid of the fact that two of China's top masters are fighting in this way. Anyway, this guy doesn't have a good reputation at all, but Xuanxuanzi is really ruined.Looking at the big lump of shit in Huang Laoxie's hand, Wang Changwu really didn't know if it was right to introduce Chu Tianyang, a guy who was covered in bad water, to Huang Laoxie—two extremely wretched and despicable people together, It is enough for Huaxia to establish a wretched and despicable religion.

At this moment, Wang Changwu's phone rang. Looking at the phone number, Wang Changwu said to Huang Laoxie, "Old Huang, the phone number of the secretary of the president of the National Boxing Association." Well, after a few words, Wang Changwu said before hanging up the phone: "Tell President Mo that this is a matter for the two old men, Xuan and Huang, and tell him not to stretch his hands too far."

Seeing Huang Laoxie's questioning gaze, Wang Changwu smiled wryly and told Huang Laoxie about Chu Tianyang's recent behavior one by one, Huang Laoxie's eyes lit up and his mouth drooled.

"This apprentice is so damn suitable for my taste. How can it be so simple to cause trouble, this is simply a troublemaker, wow haha ​​that's great!"

Wang Changwu endured the extreme pain in his heart, and prayed that these two troublemakers would not cause any trouble when they got together.