Fake hero

Hearing Huang Laoxie's words, Xiaopang suddenly realized, opened both hands with a smile, and fell into a beautiful obsession: "I want to marry ten! Yes! Marry ten wives! Live as long as you can, let's live!" If you get tired, kill and eat meat! Master, have you never eaten human flesh? I will chop them up and wrap them into buns, marinate them into bacon, and make them into hot pot to honor Master! Yes, I will marry ten, if ten are not enough to eat Just marry twenty! Master is so old, how many years can he live? He has never eaten human flesh, so let his disciples honor you from now on!

Huang Laoxie wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, gritted his teeth and turned his face away.

What a filial child, how could I meet him?This fat man doesn't eat all the fat, but he always wants to eat other people's meat, it's not a thing.

"How many wives does Second Pao want to marry?" Huang Laoxie wiped away his tears and smoothed the scars in his heart, and looked at Second Pao with anticipation.

"I'm Zhang Erpao, an indomitable man, why marry a wife? I've been with Brother Tianyang all my life, fighting together during the day, and sleeping in the same bed at night! If there is a quota to force me to marry, I will give my quota to Xiaopang , but the premise is that my wife wants to make bacon and eat it, and I want two-thirds." Second Pao firmly stated its position.

Fatty rolled his eyes at Erpao and said, "Cut, at most half of one person, split your wife in the middle, or we won't talk about it!"

Huang Laoxie lay on the ground, crying sadly.

One dreamed of salting his wife into bacon, the other didn't even have a normal sexual orientation, and the other was an idiot, Chu Tianyang, who simply didn't ask.Huang Laoxie stared at the sky speechlessly. Could it be that my unique knowledge has been lost?The 72-style intercourse technique, the secret method of turning a strong woman into a woman, and the little King Kong who scored ten degrees, are there no successors?

After Huang Laoxie was sad, he opened his mouth to ask Chu Tianyang, but after thinking about it, he closed his mouth again.Don't embarrass yourself, look at that kid's idiot, and take it easy in the future.

"Tian Yang, what do you think of that girl Ouyang Qingfeng?" Huang Laoxie had been thinking about it for a long time, but he was still very unwilling.

"How's that? Taste? I didn't make it into pork buns, so I don't know how it tastes. The texture is okay, and the buttocks are smooth and tender."

Hearing Chu Tianyang's answer, Huang Laoxie's eyes lit up with gold.Wow Kaka, this precious apprentice of mine still has the demeanor of mine back then, but I just saw it wrong.Huang Laoxie moved forward excitedly: "From now on, you marry that little girl back, and you can touch it any way you want every day, how cool it is!"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie like an idiot and said, "Are you sick? Marry him home just to touch him? Don't you have any sense of responsibility? Besides, am I stupid or crazy? Marry That vicious girl? We fought and couldn't catch her when we got home, do you want to watch a police movie?" Chu Tianyang waved his hand: "I want to marry you and marry yourself, don't keep introducing such ugly monsters to me. I won't be responsible after touching her."

Huang Laoxie was speechless again. If you grow up and dare to kiss that girl and be irresponsible, you will probably be castrated when you go out.

"That girl is so nice, she has grown up so well now, and she will definitely be a beauty when she grows up! If you don't work hard, you will have no chance to let others look at you in the future!"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie very seriously, then pointed at his nose and shouted angrily: "Damn! You old guy, it turns out that you had a grudge against that girl's grandfather, so you asked me to marry her!"

Huang Laoxie's heart suddenly skipped a beat. This apprentice's mentality has improved too fast. It seems that class struggle can indeed make people smarter. In the future, he will have to use more advanced methods to intimidate this kid.