Fake hero

Three months later, when Xuanxuanzi opened the door to welcome Chu Tianyang with a good mood and excitement, what greeted him was not Chu Tianyang's excited hug, nor his numb staring, nor helpless crying. Trembling, this little fat man who had gained a lot of fat shook his body fat and asked curiously: "The time is up so soon? Can you let me stay for a few more days? Oh, yes, the elbow is gone again. , has the 120th issue of "Playboy" come out?"

Seeing that Chu Tianyang's nose was not his face, his face was not his face, he followed him out of the white warm and romantic hut with great reluctance, Xuan Xuanzi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, is this kid really him?

Accidentally swearing again, Xuan Xuanzi found that he was getting farther and farther away from his dream of cultivating immortals.

Seeing Chu Tianyang and Xiaopang Erpao sitting on the sofa chatting and spanking leisurely, their normal appearance was the same as usual, and the two veterans felt a sense of disappointment and joy.

What is disappointing is that this kid is still as virtuous as before when he came out, no, it should be said that he is more hated than before.Because this kid actually knew that he had watched "Playboy" with him, and he refused to pirate it.What's even more hateful is that this kid shamelessly used the crotch of his trousers to slap the big boobs in the book one by one, without even turning red.Seeing Chu Tianyang doing this, Xiaopang and Erpao also got up with cigarettes in their mouths.When an issue of "Playboy" was passed on to Huang Laoxie, the key parts were all mosaiced and bald by three bastards, and a famous Hollywood porn star even had his face burned by cigarette butts. There was a hole.

Huang Laoxie wants to cry but has no tears, these are all collector's editions!

If Huang Laoxie was disappointed, then Xuan Xuanzi was delighted.

This kid's nerves are super strong, and I just taught him deep self-hypnosis in the next two years.Among the kung fu that Xuan Xuanzi is most proud of these years, it includes this kind of kung fu called deep self-hypnosis abroad, and the kung fu called tortoise breathing massage by ancient schools in China.This kind of kung fu is not as simple as adjusting one's internal organs and breathing to the lowest level in the legend, but through the self-hypnosis of the brain, one's own body functions and metabolism are minimized, and a person enters a state of meditation dormancy.Xuan Xuanzi knew very well that if this generation could not be passed on, then Huaxia Kingdom's most extensive and profound turtle's breath practice would be completely lost.Without a strong will, it is absolutely impossible to practice this kind of kung fu.

After resting for three days, Xiaopang and Erpao were sent away again. Chu Tianyang shouted to Wang Changwu on the phone: "Take care of my seventh uncle!", and was kicked into Zone A by Huang Laoxie. training area.

Xuan Xuanzi still didn't show up, I don't know which corner this old guy has gone to.

Huang Laoxie asked curiously: "Do you really have a seventh uncle?" The heartless appearance of this kid is quite similar to his own demeanor back then, but every time he called his seventh uncle to take care of him, he didn't expect this kid to have snacks .

Unexpectedly, Chu Tianyang shook his head and said, "I have a hairy seventh uncle..."

"Then you are lying!"

"Finding faults, right? When did you not lie to someone?"

Huang Laoxie: "...let's not talk about this, let's start training."

Say something off topic.Today, the editor of the male channel is urging the issue of putting it on the shelf again, saying that it has 35 words and it will be put on the shelf in advance.

The first time I was told that it was put on the shelves was on the [-]th of February. I discussed with the editor that it should be a few days later. The results were really dismal, and to be honest, I really never thought about making money.

So I set the date at No.14 in March, maybe it has been more recently, the number of words has reached the requirement ahead of schedule, and the editor urged me to put it on the shelves again. Xiao Xiaosheng was writing a novel for the first time, and he felt a little reluctant.

The editor who reads is very responsible. When I came here, I changed my name again. Not only did I help to redo the cover, but also arranged various tweets.I don't know what it will look like when it's on the shelves, but I saw two pirated copies. . . .hey-hey.

I really hope that I will not be abandoned by my friends after it is put on the shelves. If it is really not possible, friends, remember to leave a message in the message area to let Xiao Xiaosheng know that you have silently read my novel, voted for recommendation, and saved it.

I am going to go out again these few days, this time to study, and I am going to start a business that I have never done before.I don't know if it is going well or not, and there will be no continuous updates, but it is estimated that the possibility of an outbreak is not high, please understand.By the way, I want to assure everyone that I will finish the book, no matter how poor my grades are, I will finish the book.If it is convenient for everyone after it is put on the shelves, please support it a lot.First, thank you.