Fake hero

Chu Tianyang's eyes lit up immediately, the box looked very precious, could it be gold inside?Thinking of gold, scenes of glamorous or extravagant scenes immediately appeared in the head of Chu Tianyang, a money fan.

"Show me." Chu Tianyang snatched the metal box while Huang Laoxie was not paying attention.

Huang Laoxie said coldly: "Look, there is a password on it, as long as you enter it incorrectly three times, you will turn into a human-shaped roast chicken, and your just-flying gun will become a small roast chicken."

Chu Tianyang quickly threw the box to Huang Laoxie again.

Huang Laoxie turned around with a solemn face, and then entered the password.

"Master, is this thing so scary?" Chu Tianyang became a curious baby again, but he was very much looking forward to this Huang Laoxie who entered the wrong password - he hadn't seen what a humanoid roast chicken looked like.

Huang Laoxie paused, turned around and cursed murderously: "Don't talk to me at this time."

"Master, after you leave, who can I ask for my "Playboy"?"

Huang Laoxie's expression froze again, hey, he made a wrong input again!Once again, I will really be fried into a human-shaped roast chicken!

Xuan Xuanzi said with a serious expression: "Tianyang, at such a young age, don't touch those obscene things, you must know that only when one's heart is clear and pure can one sublimate oneself..."

Chu Tianyang asked curiously: "But a few days ago I just read 'Empty is Sex is Empty', what a philosophy, people said that emptiness and sex are just the demons of ordinary people. You're making a fuss." Xuan Xuanzi shook his head angrily: "Damn! I'm a Taoist, what you said is a Buddhist way!"

Yep, one step further away from becoming a fairy.

Chu Tianyang wanted to open his mouth to make trouble, but Huang Laoxie quickly kicked him into the swimming pool. For a moment, the sharks thought it was some fresh prey, and swam towards him one after another.When he got close and saw that it was Chu Tianyang, he immediately scattered and ran away.A few of them didn't have time to run and just floated on the water and pretended to be dead - this fully confirmed the truth of natural selection of the fittest, in such a place that was originally a shit, there was such a thing as Chu Tianyang , Sharks can only desperately evolve.

Chu Tianyang rubbed his buttocks and said to Xuan Xuanzi with a smile: "Master, these sharks are so funny, they even learned to play dead, I have stayed at the seaside for so many years, I have never seen a shark pretending to be dead. "

At this time, Huang Laoxie finally entered the password, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and gave Chu Tianyang a hard look.Huang Laoxie has seen the power of this kind of miniature bomb with his own eyes. Within 200 meters, there is not even a single hair left.If he is blown up by this thing, the image of himself turning into a human-shaped roast chicken will definitely be passed on by Xuan Xuanzi, a bastard.I can't afford to lose that man!

After reading it, Huang Laoxie looked at Xuan Xuanzi solemnly.Xuanxuanzi also looked at Huang Laoxie solemnly, and nodded heavily.

"Take care of my seventh uncle!" After Huang Laoxie finished speaking, he got on the plane without looking back.

Chu Tianyang: "Is your seventh uncle a bastard? How old is he? Where can I go to see him?"

After Huang Laoxie left, Xuan Xuanzi swept away the dignified facial expression just now, and said to Chu Tianyang with a smile: "That old guy has finally left, come, come, come, Master will teach you how to step through the void and become a fairy."

Half an hour passed, and Chu Tianyang was finally convinced by Xuan Xuanzi's erratic figure, graceful footwork, hearty laugh, and bragging skills comparable to Huang Laoxie.

When he saw Xuan Xuanzi's domineering posture standing on one leg and pointing to the sky with one hand, Chu Tianyang couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding: "Wow! Master, this posture is so handsome! Could this be the legendary Flying Immortal? Learn this trick!"

After a long time, Xuan Xuanzi's face turned red, and he said with difficulty: "Fart Flying Immortal, I just played with my head and leg cramps just now! It seems that I need to eat some food..."

Chu Tianyang: "..."

There is another chapter in the afternoon