Fake hero

"Come here, Tianyang, your senior brother brought you a bronze figurine for training."

Hearing the words "Bronze Man", the muscles on Chu Tianyang's face twitched, he plunged into the water, and then showed his head from a long distance away.

Xuan Xuanzi couldn't laugh or cry immediately.

Isn't this kid always fearless?

"Come up, this is the bronze figure used for acupuncture training, not the bronze figures from the Shaolin Temple, it scares you."

"Damn! I thought it was those bald monks from Shaolin Temple. It's a good thing they didn't come. If they came, they would definitely interrupt their sex. It's useless for them to keep anyway." Chu Tianyang returned to his arrogant paper tiger nature. , swearing and climbing up.

Tang Jieyi asked Chu Tianyang with a half-smile: "I heard that your academic performance in school is very bad?"

Chu Tianyang immediately flew into a rage, and without even thinking about it, he jumped into the big hole Tang Jieyi dug: "Nonsense! My academic performance has always been at the top... the top! The teachers all praised me for having ideals. A new-age stream with morality, culture, and discipline... New-age students, on the contrary, are chubby and second-hand guns, often dragging down the class."

Tang Jieyi and Xuan Xuanzi looked at each other and smiled, how could this kid be so bragging?However, although bragging is not taxed, bragging is very likely to suffer.

Tang Jieyi nodded and said, "Alright then, since your academic performance is so good, memorize this book as soon as possible." Then, he took out a tome from his pocket that was thicker than two bricks stacked together and put it in the In the hands of Chu Tianyang.He said to Chu Tianyang earnestly: "Brother, I am stupid. It took me three nights to memorize this book. You have to work hard!"

Xuan Xuanzi looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, but he still couldn't hide the contempt that appeared inadvertently.Just blow it up, you spent three months back then, okay?I also had to get a rope to tie my hair to the beams of the house, and get an awl to prick my buttocks every day.

Chu Tianyang was pale, with tears in his eyes.I finally looked forward to Xuanxuanzi, and finally didn't have to risk my life to train hard every day, but I didn't expect this old guy to be more sinister, and his mother let me learn.Lao Tzu's academic performance has always been very stable, which is No.3 from the bottom!

Xuanxuanzi asked with a smile: "Tianyang, in three days, can you memorize it?"

Chu Tianyang couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at Xuan Xuanzi and cursed: "I thought a cruel old guy had left, but I didn't expect that one came here and it's not a thing. Three days! You let me take all these books in three days If you memorize it, you might as well just kill Lao Tzu!"

Xuan Xuanzi didn't feel annoyed, and said with a smile: "Although I am a kind-hearted teacher and don't like to fight, there are still some ways to make you, a naughty boy, suffer."

Seeing the strange light in Xuan Xuanzi's eyes, Chu Tianyang couldn't help but shudder.These two old bastards have been fighting for so many years, and in the end it was Xuan Xuanzi who suppressed Huang Laoxie. How could he forget this?This old guy is more insidious than that old guy, and his methods are more vicious.

Sure enough, Xuan Xuanzi glanced at the immortal appearance, stared at Chu Tianyang viciously as if changing his face and said: "If you can't memorize it within three days, hey, you will have nothing to eat on the fourth day."