Fake hero

A security guard who was drinking water heard Chu Tianyang's answer, and spit out all the water, and the security captain also froze on the spot, at a loss.

Are these kids idiots?Why are you not even afraid of the police?

The security captain coughed and said: "If this matter is handed over to the police, you are likely to be charged with theft, and you will have to spend the New Year in prison."

Xiaopang turned around and opened the door, wanting to leave.I hate this kind of guy pretending to scare children the most, thinking that I don't understand the law?When I was in the country, I had already memorized the voluminous "Huaxia Criminal Law" and "Huaxia Civil Law" by heart.Even that idiot Chu Tianyang can memorize it fluently, and now these idiots still want to use the law to scare people with the police.

A security guard hurriedly stopped Xiaopang and asked, "What are you doing? The problem has not been investigated clearly, and you can't go anywhere."

Xiaopang said impatiently: "Then hurry up and call the police! I still have a lot of things to do, how can I have time to talk to you?"

The captain of the security guard is now feeling a little bit stuck.

Based on past intuition and experience, the security captain knew that this matter might not be as simple as imagined.But seeing that the daughter of the second boss's family did not intend to stop there, he could only bite the bullet and push forward.

"Search them first! Look at how much these scoundrels stole from the supermarket!" The second boss's daughter finally spoke.She saw the security put a pen into the little fat man's pocket, but she didn't stop him.And now it is even asking the security guards to search, which is a bit insulting.

"Grass!" Chu Tianyang finally didn't want to play anymore.This little girl is too insidious, I don't know how to offend her, she actually wants to frame us now, what's more, she even wants to search her body!

"If you don't report to the police, I will call the police. You frame us and don't report it. You also detain us and restrict our personal freedom. This has constituted a crime..."

The security guards petrified collectively.Does this kid study law?In this regard, the door is clear!

Erpao wiped his mouth and asked Xiaopang: "Have you eaten almost everything?"

Xiaopang nodded and said, "I'm not full yet, shall we go?"

The three children opened the door and were about to leave.

This time, the security guard who blocked their way just now arrived, and Chu Tianyang grabbed his arm and fell over his shoulder. The other security guards were only slightly stunned, and then rushed up together shouting.

"The goddess scattered flowers!" Erpao, a golden rooster, threw a large bag of lime in front of his finger.Chu Tianyang nodded and said, "That old guy Xuanxuanzi used to be in this position when he had cramps one day."

The security guards immediately moved in unison and lay down on the ground, covering their eyes with their hands and wailing loudly.

At this time, Xiaopang walked over slowly, slapping the face and kicking the crotch.In less than 5 minutes, the actions of these security guards turned into covering their eyes with one hand and their crotch with the other, and their bodies curled up like an overcooked prawn.Looking at it now, the security guard who was the first to be thrown out was in the best condition, but his nose was bleeding, and he was looking at Chu Tianyang and the others with a dull expression.

The daughter of the second boss's family even covered her mouth with her hands, staring at Chu Tianyang and the others with wide eyes in bewilderment.She saw it, the kid's lime was taken out from his crotch just now.It's just amazing!

Chu Tianyang clapped his hands, and called out coolly, the three children walked out swaggeringly, leaving the security guards lying on the ground crying.

"Wait!" Xiaopang slapped his head, as if thinking of something, and ran towards the security guard with a bleeding nose, so frightened that the security guard immediately lay down and pretended to be dead.

Xiaopang carefully disassembled the sanitary napkin, took out the cotton-like pulp and absorbent inside, and stuffed it into the security guard's bleeding nose.Then he proudly said to Chu Tianyang: "Brother Tianyang, it turns out that this thing is for stopping bleeding."

Chu Tianyang and Erpao suddenly realized that this thing is not for food, but for trauma to stop bleeding, and their own brains are not as good as Xiaopang.

Chu Tianyang hurriedly put the remaining large packs of sanitary napkins into a shopping bag, and he will pack them up during training in the future.

Xiaopang patted the foolish security guard's head and said, "Brother, if you are bleeding a lot, you have to use the one with wings. I read the manual below and said that it is suitable for heavy bleeding. You have to take care of yourself!"

When I stood up, I muttered: "Oh shit, the advertisements are all deceitful. With it, you can ride a bicycle, water ski, climb mountains and play basketball happily without any worries. It's all nonsense. These city people have evil intentions in their hair. ..."

After Chu Tianyang and the others left, the other security guards rushed over upon hearing the news, but naturally they did not find the three children who had left.

The security captain covered his crotch with one hand and covered his face with the other. Xiaopang took extra care of him, kicked his crotch and slapped his face.Looking at the daughter of the second boss's house, the security captain could only secretly call it unlucky.This time, not only was there no place for promotion, but he had to go to the hospital to check up on Xiaoniao.

At this time, the supermarket has reported the case.Because the New Year is coming soon, the supermarket also has to pay attention to low-key handling. It just cooperated with the police to record statements and gave a few seriously injured security guards a few days off.

Back at the training base, Xiaopang and Erpao lived in the white warm and romantic cabin shamelessly.The new year was coming soon, Xuan Xuanzi and Huang Laoxie didn't care about the three children.After the three children called the village chief's house to report their safety, Xuan Xuanzi led Chu Tianyang to another swimming pool.

"Tian Yang, I will give you a holiday these days. After the new year, the training will be various skills of gambling. Your master has come."

Sure enough, as Xuan Xuanzi expected, when he heard about gambling, Chu Tianyang's slender eyes immediately lit up.

"Master, let's hurry up and train, because an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot be exchanged for an inch of time!"

Huang Laoxie scratched his head and thought for a long time. This poem doesn't seem to be written like this, does it?

"Stop talking nonsense! After the new year, your life will really not be so easy! Let me tell you, these training sessions are just an appetizer!"

"Damn! I was scared by you? You said that last time, and now you still want to fool me? I'm not afraid!"

After Chu Tianyang walked away, Xuan Xuanzi said to Huang Laoxie: "Don't tell him yet, let him play carefree for a few more days."

Huang Laoxie also sighed, God knows what Chu Tianyang will look like after the next training.All the training, isn't it for the final goal?

For the first time, the two veterans tacitly did not quarrel, but looked at Chu Tianyang who was chatting with Xiaopang Erpao and spanked him.