Fake hero

Chapter 19 A Fart Shocks the World

On the platform, several leaders looked anxiously at the train timetable.

The broken train was actually late!

"Here we come! We're here!" The leader, a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a set of work clothes, looked happy and shouted at the people next to him.

The two young men hurriedly pulled up the huge banner in their hands, which read: "Welcome to Changwu Martial Arts School"

In order to ensure safety, the school leaders asked all the students to obey the teacher's arrangement when getting off the bus, and the teacher arranged for the students to get off the bus in an orderly manner after all the people in the car were gone.Hanging up such a sign was also discussed in advance. In the name of mutual visits between Changwu Martial Arts School and Shaolin Temple, the request of the great gods was secretly arranged, and no one was disturbed as much as possible.

Here are Henan Provincial Department of Education, Henan Provincial Folk Martial Arts Promotion Association, Henan Mingdu Martial Arts School, and Henan Songshan Shaolin Temple in charge of reception.

The chief reporter of "Henan Daily" has already been in place, and the camera is also ready to be turned on.

The person in charge of the reception here didn't know that the target this time was Chu Tianyang and the children.They just know that their leaders seem to be very nervous, and they have repeatedly asked that the reception task must be carried out smoothly and the guests must be satisfied.

The children were quite obedient, they didn't run around after getting off the train, they just stood on the platform and chirped like birds just out of the cage.It's no wonder that keeping these super energetic kids stuck in the train for two days is a torture in itself.

A deputy director came from the Provincial Department of Education, which was enough to give Principal Zhou a lot of face.Then the Martial Arts Promotion Association, the principals of Mingdu Martial Arts School, and the Zhike monks in charge of receiving Shaolin Temple stepped forward to shake hands with Principal Zhou and other relevant leaders of the school.

Chu Tianyang and the others have been following Principal Zhou and looking around. This was also decided by Principal Zhou and the school leaders.Let Chu Tianyang, a troublemaker, follow Principal Zhou, which can reduce the probability of Chu Tianyang causing trouble to a certain extent.

When Principal Zhou shook hands with the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School, Chu Tianyang felt the sudden cold breath emanating from the principal of Mingdu.

Chu Tianyang couldn't help but carefully looked at this giant humanoid beast.During the introduction, Chu Tianyang knew that the principal of this famous martial arts school was named Liang, and his name was Liang Jian.He used to be a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, and he seems to be quite good at martial arts.Just looking at this person's thick one-line eyebrows, Chu Tianyang knew that this guy probably didn't have a big heart.

"Principal Zhou, why didn't Wang Changwu come?" Liang Jian was quite sensible, and after a handshake, he came to Principal Zhou and asked coldly.

Principal Zhou frowned, he didn't like Liang Jian's way of talking to him.Wang Changwu was not his subordinate, so he couldn't even ask Principal Zhou if he came or not, and it was still in this questioning tone.

"Principal Liang, is it possible that Principal Wang is too busy with official duties? After all, the martial arts school and business have to be taken care of, so maybe you don't have time to come here." Because Liang Jian opened the martial arts school, Principal Zhou also appointed Wang Changwu as the principal identity moved out.

Liang Jian pursed his lips and snorted heavily: "I think I'm scared out of my wits! I'm ashamed to see so many talents in my famous martial arts school!"

Principal Zhou frowned again.Although he didn't have much contact with Wang Changwu, Principal Zhou often heard about Wang Changwu's chivalry and righteousness, so he admired him a lot.In addition, he was in a foreign land, and when he got off the train, he heard someone slandering his fellow villagers here, which made Principal Zhou feel somewhat uncomfortable.

Principal Zhou just wanted to say something lightly to Liang Jian, when suddenly a childish voice came from behind him: "The martial arts school in the famous capital is full of talents? Hehe, what's so great about a group of mediocre people?"

When Liang Jian heard these words, the huge muscles all over his body twitched violently.The already sharp-edged face was even more distorted and ferocious, like a ghost from hell.

Principal Zhou was taken aback, how could he forget about this troublesome little ancestor!

Chu Tianyang was very angry. Just after he recognized Wang Changwu as his elder brother, someone spoke ill of him in front of him.Chu Tianyang was like this. It was okay for his own people to abuse each other, but it was absolutely not acceptable for outsiders to say that they were not good.

"Principal Wang of our Changwu Martial Arts School said that Mingdu Martial Arts School is just a second-rate martial arts school, so just send me to compete with each other." Seeing Liang Jian looking at himself with gloomy eyes, Chu Chu Tian Yang also took out a report card from his pocket and said: "I am the No. 3 last martial arts subject of Changwu Martial Arts School this semester. Principal Wang said that I am stupid and let me go home after this summer camp. go planting."

Looking at the sadness in Chu Tianyang's eyes, Principal Zhou sighed secretly.Such a scheming little hooligan can hardly be found in a hundred years.

No matter how angry Liang Jian was, he couldn't turn his back on Xiao Budian.After being insulted by Chu Tianyang with a gun and a stick without dirty words, he couldn't return his words.He could only take an angry look at Principal Zhou who was pretending to be stupid, and walked away in a huff.

Chu Tianyang grinned and said to Principal Zhou with a smile: "Actually, this is my report card in the village. It is really No.3 from the bottom."

Principal Zhou had no choice but to return Chu Tianyang with a slightly embarrassed smile and said, "It's okay, those who achieve great things, their academic performance was not very good when they were young."

Chu Tianyang nodded, as if deeply moved.

"Actually, I just can't understand the slanderous face behind that humanoid monster. Principal Zhou, I didn't cause you any trouble, did I?"

Principal Zhou waved his hand and said, "I can't stand it for a long time. Even if you don't speak, I have to hurt him a few words."

The accommodation is arranged in Mingdu Martial Arts School.

This is also the meaning of the Provincial Department of Education. It is indeed a headache to arrange the board and lodging of more than 300 children at once.Songshan is not like Guangzhou, there are countless hotels.Therefore, the Provincial Department of Education entrusted Mingdu Martial Arts School with full authority.As a co-organizer, Liang Jian, the principal of Mingdu Martial Arts School, seized this opportunity to promote his martial arts school.

In all fairness, the area and hardware facilities of Mingdu Martial Arts School are better than those of Changwu Martial Arts School.After all, this is the birthplace of Shaolin Kungfu. If the hardware facilities cannot keep up, it is impossible to survive in this land that breeds a large number of martial arts schools.Unlike Changwu Martial Arts School, relying on Scorpion Baba and Wang Changwu's reputation alone, it can recruit a large number of students.

Including Chu Tianyang, the first time they got off the bus, they were still shocked by the majestic and rough decoration of the Mingdu Martial Arts School.

The gate of Mingdu Martial Arts School was imitated like the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple, which is seventeen or eight meters high.The main door in the middle is not open, and it is said that the middle door is only opened when state leaders, Shaolin Temple, and a few domestic eminent monks come to Mingdu Martial Arts School.

There are small entrances and exits on both sides in turn. They are said to be small gates, and they are also ten meters high.On both sides of the small gate stand two statues of clear water golden crystal beasts. The exquisite and delicate knife technique endowed these two stone sculptures with endless vitality.

The entire gate is greenish-brown in color and is built from a single block of stone.On the top of the main entrance, there are four large characters painted on iron like silver hooks: Mingdu Martial Arts School.

Standing at the gate of the martial arts school, you can hear the sound of training inside from time to time, and the chants are really touching.

The children who had been chattering all stood there silently with their mouths wide open. For the first time, their eyes reflected the piety from the bottom of their hearts and their love for martial arts.

There was such a look in Chu Tianyang's eyes -- just for a moment.

Seeing such an effect, Liang Jian was obviously very satisfied.Chong Wang nodded slightly to the director of his school's academic affairs office. The director understood and immediately cleared his throat to make a speech.

With a bang, a huge loud fart successfully sent everyone's impulse to devote themselves to martial arts to Java. Everyone, including the reception director and principal Liang Jian of Mingdu Martial Arts School, looked at him in surprise. here.

Chu Tianyang and Erpao pinched their noses and looked at Xiaopang, so everyone believed that it was the fat man with the big bag who farted.

Only Chu Tianyang and Er Pao knew in their hearts that this fart was actually done by Chu Tianyang.

After a moment of confusion, Chu Tianyang ferociously brewed a fart from his stomach, and then expelled it by violently contracting the anal sphincter.

As for the trivial matter of framing Xiaopang, Chu Tianyang never cared about it.Anyway, it's not the first time to do this kind of thing, Chu Tianyang has no psychological burden at all.

Xiaopang also pinched his nose and thought he was unlucky. From the first time Chu Tianyang cheated on himself when he was five years old, Xiaopang knew that such things would happen many times.

Liang Jian's face turned livid.

What do these three children mean?The contradicting at the train station has already made him unable to step down, and this time he farted in public at the gate of his school. Could a normal person not even be able to hold his fart?It must be on purpose!

Chu Tianyang slapped Xiaopang on the back of the head violently, and cursed fiercely: "Why are you farting in public here? Can't you hold back? The leader of the martial arts school in the famous capital is about to speak, but you are farting here , what does it look like?"

Well, even the director of the Academic Affairs Office scolded him along the way.

The three children were fearless. Now that they had bullied brother Wang, Chu Tianyang felt that he had an obligation to bring this place back.

Chu Tianyang's consistent principle is, either don't step on it, or step on it to death, so that the unlucky guy will never turn over, even if he turns over, he will be afraid of himself for the rest of his life.

Principal Zhou was standing not far away, feeling the coldness coming from his back. Is this kid Chu Tianyang really a student?Why does it look like a reincarnated troublemaker?

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