Fake hero

"You also want an invoice?" Huang Laoxie suddenly felt that he didn't have a deep enough understanding of this kid's despicableness.

Chu Tianyang rolled Huang Laoxie's eyes and said, "Don't think I don't understand. Now I'm on a business trip, so of course I'll be reimbursed for all expenses. When I came in, I heard that first domestic fat man tell the manager that you'd pay me. Make more invoices and I will reimburse you when I go back to China... I almost fooled you!"

Huang Laoxie looked at Chu Tianyang very speechlessly, rolled his eyes and said, "Think about it, if you get these big wild horses, you won't make any money. But if you go back to China, it's just you Little maids and ladies have to give you a big red envelope."

Chu Tianyang heard that there is money to be made in bed, and the treatment is better than that of male dogs.Immediately called the waitress to cancel the service he booked.But I heard Huang Laoxie say to the waitress from the side: "Don't cancel, send me here, remember to invoice me..."

At five o'clock in the evening, the most famous Fran town at the foot of the Alps faded away from the mysterious halo of the last layer of sunset, and European-style street lamps began to light up gradually, shining a golden light in the white world.

Huang Laoxie had already changed into a standard European court royal attire, sweeping away his wretched appearance, his hair was combed meticulously, and there was a trace of burning light in his eyes, as if someone had connected him to 2 volts of electricity.

Chu Tianyang refused to accept this Lao Shizi's shabby clothes: the clothes worn by the French royal family are knee-length robes inlaid with gold threads. Because they want to highlight the elegant and slender figures of the royal family men and women, the clothes from the chest down to the hip bones In the upper part, there are more than 20 waist buttons tightly wrapping the excess fat on the waist, the purpose is to highlight the slender and elegant slender figure.

Seeing Huang Laoxie struggling to fasten the buttons one by one, Chu Tianyang grabbed his clothes tightly as if defending his chastity and shouted: "Is it okay if I change it to you? I change it to an anima." !"

Huang Laoxie had a black line on his face: "Armani! You country bumpkin, why did I bring you here!"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie who had buttoned up the buttons, and burst out laughing: "Hey! This dress is made for you, it really protrudes from the waist, now you have nothing left..."

When Huang Laoxie walked out, a black French logo 799 sedan was already quietly waiting outside the door. This extended version of the sedan was specially customized for the royal family and nobles of the French Republic.

Although the French Republic implements a constitutional monarchy, the king and nobles have almost no rights, but as a country with a long history, the royal family is still completely preserved by the people-this is the incredible pride of Europeans, when we When the constitutional monarchy began to launch a political revolution, the United States was still a wild land composed of a group of indigenous people.

What Huang Laoxie wanted to attend was the birthday party held by King Louis XVIVIII of the French Republic for his daughter.But the purpose of bringing Chu Tianyang is a bit impure, Huang Laoxie wants to trick Chu Tianyang into the noble first princess of France: Irina.

Ten-year-old Irene will be baptized tonight, and royals and nobles from all over Europe's high society will attend this grand gathering.

Chu Tianyang pulled the medal on Huang Laoxie's chest and asked, "What kind of noble are you?"

Huang Laoxie replied angrily: "Count! Don't be pala, what if the pala fades?"

Chu Tianyang asked curiously: "With your virtue, how did you become a noble... Earl?"

"Damn! I am the first foreigner in France who has no noble blood but has been named a count! Otherwise, do you think it is so easy to break through the Batumi Agreement?" Seeing Chu Tianyang's bewildered expression, Huang Laoxie waved his hands: "I told you that you don't understand. Remember to be polite when you eat later. You are not allowed to steal knives and forks and put them in your crotch. If you are not full, I will treat you to steak later."

Huang Laoxie was afraid that Chu Tianyang would embarrass himself as if he was in China. If this embarrassment was thrown abroad, Huang Laoxie would die.

dumb?Chu Tianyang twitched his lips. Now that he's done writing, why is he so dumb?Isn't this contradictory?

At the moment of driving, Chu Tianyang heard the waiter in the hotel who recommended women for Huang Laoxie whisper to the waiter next to him: "I really didn't expect to be an earl. If you want two girls tonight, you have to issue an invoice to him." ..."

Damn, you are shameful!Chu Tianyang gave Huang Laoxie a contemptuous look, and thought about finding a false witness to hang a medal on his chest after returning to China.

The car moved forward slowly in the bustling night, and soon came to the residence of the French royal family - the royal castle of Amboise. This super huge complex is not so much called a castle as a town. .In the huge Amboise Royal Castle, there is also the more prestigious Blois Castle. The most prestigious castle in the Amboise Royal Castle is now the residence of the French royal family and nobles.

The car slowly drove into the city gate with two very huge knight towers. The endless garden is full of various plants. Although it is winter, there are still many unnamed flowers blooming beautifully against the residual snow. .

On the front of the castle, a huge symbol of the French royal family and aristocratic lilies hangs, and bodyguards in black suits are watching every corner of the entire garden with serious expressions.

Chu Tianyang shook his head and got out of the car and asked Huang Laoxie: "Hey, are you so funny! Are these grandchildren still riding horses? That horse can really pretend to be a beast. Can you give him back the long hair on the animal? A cloak, is that horse also an earl without noble blood..."

Huang Laoxie was so angry that he really wanted to stuff his head into his crotch, roast himself and sell him as a roast chicken.

In order to divert the attention of the bad boy Chu Tianyang, Huang Laoxie quickly grabbed Chu Tianyang's hand and went up the stairs. Xiaohe said: "Look, that river is called the Loire River, how beautiful it is!"

Chu Tianyang looked at Huang Laoxie like a fool and said: "If you have anything to ask me, just tell me, let me see a small river? I grew up by the sea! This, at most, can be regarded as catching up." A cleavage..."

Huang Laoxie hurriedly begged for mercy. At this time, he could not be beaten or scolded. After all, the old man still had the noble status of an earl. When people saw the medal on Huang Laoxie's chest, they would bow their heads to pay respects to Huang Laoxie. .

When Chu Tianyang saw Huang Laoxie being very useful, he not only felt a chill.If one of these people bowed and threw a small white flower in front of Huang Laoxie, wouldn't Huang Laoxie become a little angel?