Fake hero

"I feel like the angel is afraid of me."

"Yes! I'm afraid of you! Your crotch is full of murderous intent!" Huang Laoxie scolded angrily, "Don't you just embarrass me! Tell me you stole things and put them in your crotch. Did I tell you? But you Why can't the torn crotch be sewn together? There is a leak at the gate of the castle, where do you want my old face to be placed?"

Chu Tianyang scratched his head embarrassingly and said, "It must have been ground by those stones when I climbed the castle just now." Chu Tianyang took out two gems from his crotch and said, "You can be satisfied! If these two gems If it falls, the owner of the family will have to hunt for you desperately!"

"What is this?" Huang Laoxie looked at the two black stones the size of eggs in Chu Tianyang's hand, but couldn't figure it out.

"The two eyes of that statue." Huang Laoxie looked in the direction of Chu Tianyang's finger, and couldn't help taking a breath of air-this kid actually carved Louis, who had spent three generations of craftsmen's lives, on the top of the main castle. The eyes of the family totem were plucked out!

Huang Laoxie hurriedly dragged Chu Tianyang into the limousine specially designed to pick up and drop off guests.

Because of these two gemstones, Huang Laoxie immediately terminated the next training, and after confessing to King Louis, he led Chu Tianyang back to the country in a hurry.

If people found out about this, they would have to call the door.

When Chu Tianyang was about to board the plane, he said to Huang Laoxie with tears in his eyes: "Can I say goodbye to Yi Lianna? You must know that when we come out to hang out, the most important thing is a word of love!"

Seeing Huang Laoxie's unkind expression, Chu Tianyang also knew that he had caused a catastrophe, and said with a gloomy expression: "I still have her smell on my hand, you will suffer retribution if you break up our pair of mandarin ducks like this! The 380-volt lightning strikes you to death!"

"Forget it, I'd better make a poem for her."

Chu Tianyang looked up to the sky and sighed sadly: "Ah! My beautiful bride is going to part ways with me today! And my master is that hateful jackal who was beaten by thousands of knives! My heart is bleeding, my love I am hesitating, if one day I finally die of love, please sprinkle cigars, pork knuckle, geoduck and beef sauce on my grave..."

After the bitch finished expressing his feelings, he patted his buttocks and glanced at the stunned Huang Laoxie and said, "Let's go, why are you still standing there? How many innocent little girls in China are waiting for me to rescue them."

Huang Laoxie shook his head and nodded again. Just now, I thought this kid was brainwashed by God to come up with such affectionate poems. He also compared me to a jackal, who is usually immortal.In the end, I found out that it was still this little bastard, and God didn't influence him.

"Did the Paladins find anything?" The Pope sat tiredly on the recliner. Recently, his health has been getting worse, and he always feels powerless.

The archbishop in red shook his head and said, "Since the appearance of the two-winged angel, the evil aura that has been lingering around the castle has disappeared, and the Holy Knights have not found anything."

The Pope shook his head and sighed, "How much suspense does my lord want to leave for us servants?"

The archbishop in red looked at the increasingly haggard face of the Pope, knelt at the Pope's feet devoutly and said softly: "Your Majesty, you are the supreme spiritual leader, please take care of your body. Now that the two-winged angel has appeared, I think the situation may not be as complicated as I thought."

The pope shook his head and said, "On the contrary, the appearance of the two-winged angel may indicate that the situation is becoming complicated and uncontrollable."