Fake hero

"Chop off the fat cat's paw tonight!" Chu Tianyang kicked the stone on the side of the road bitterly, and the stone as big as his fist was kicked to pieces.

"Aren't you in pain?" Second Pao took aim at another stone, but still didn't have the courage to kick it directly.

Chu Tianyang ignored the Second Pao, but muttered to himself: "Knowing that Xiaopang and we are together, you still dare to touch Xiaopang, and it is clear that you will not give me face!"

The chubby next to him was still struggling to pour those black things into his mouth, and said inarticulately: "Forget it, brother Tianyang, we... How many years have we been bullying the fat cat? Besides, his little cat Three or two, it's just tickling me." Xiaopang rolled his eyes from choking and said, "Only when Brother Tianyang hit me, it really hurts!"

Chu Tianyang kicked Fatty with a smile and cursed, and shook his head: "Go to my house to sleep at night, the old man seems to be going to sea in the middle of the night."

Second Pao and Xiaopang cheered happily, and the three came to the market talking and laughing.

Although the devil trio usually do everything by tricking and abducting, they buy what they want in the market in a regular manner.A few people bought a bunch of strange-shaped seafood, and bought some random gadgets, and then returned to Chu Tianyang's house in a hurry.

Xiaopang and Erpao's house lived opposite Chu Tianyang's house, and they could walk directly to Xiaopang's house across a small road that was two people wide, and Xiaopang and Erpao were neighbors. It is convenient to get together at the first time and even remove the "walls" on the two branches.

In this remote and backwater small village, people are very simple, and it is still perfectly interpreted here if you don’t pick up things on the road and don’t close your house at night.Only those wealthy people who are rich and unkind will close their homes tightly.

Chu Tianyang and the others usually stole from these people.

For example, Zhang Lao Wu, whom Chu Tianyang stole just now, was a loan shark at home.During the Chinese New Year, which family doesn't get together to gamble a few times?Playing small poker and mahjong, drinking some wine and bragging are the leisure and entertainment items in the winter countryside.

Every winter, Zhang Laowu starts to gamble around the Chinese New Year.Originally, a small gamble is fun, and it is not a big deal for the villagers to play a few games, winning or losing is not a big deal.Everyone doesn't care much about these.But what Zhang Lao Wu is best at is to incite people to continue gambling, and use a set of tricks he has figured out to fool the villagers with their money.

Seeing that the villagers had run out of money, he offered to lend it to them with interest.After the villagers were taken aback by the gambling he provoked, he began to lend usury.

In the past few years, there are many villagers who have been forced by him to sell their houses and fields.If Chu Tianyang didn't steal from him or smash his, who would he steal from?hit who?

But the reason why Xiaopang and Erpao like to go to Chu Tianyang's house is purely for the feast of teeth.

The children in the village have poor family conditions, but following Chu Tianyang is different.This kid is a monster by nature, he can catch up with the hounds, and the stones are super accurate, the birds in the sky and the fish swimming in the shallow sea can basically be killed instantly, so in the past few years, Fatty He Erpao and Chu Tianyang did not eat less delicacies from mountains and seas.Coupled with the fact that the students "respect" Chu Tianyang's protection fee every month and Chu Tianyang came up with some bad ideas to make money from time to time, the three of them lived an unusually happy life.

And what Chu Tianyang thought about eating was also a must. The ordinary ingredients made by Chu Tianyang were excellent in color and fragrance.In fact, this all depends on Chu Tianyang's skilled and precise knife skills and relentless pursuit of delicious food, as well as Chu Tianyang's old man and chubby old man who are greedy for drinks and often use all kinds of despicable means of coercion and lure to force Chu Tianyang cooks some delicious food, plus Xiaopang, the super food god, keeps nagging in his ears. Chu Tianyang's cooking skills have a lot to do with the gluttony and laziness of these people.

Several people brought the seafood home and boiled it directly in sea water, put ginger slices and scallions on it, and put the seafood directly into the pot after the water boiled. After a while, the fragrant seafood was served steaming hot.The seafood on the beach is fresh, so the best way to eat it is to cook it directly with sea water. This also depends on the fact that the nearby sea is not polluted. Otherwise, who would dare to cook seafood directly with sea water?

The seafood was drying on the table, and the three kids went up the mountain in the dark to dig out some bird eggs before returning to the yard to eat.

The heat of the day had all dissipated. Looking up at the starlight in the sky and smelling the fishy sea breeze in the air, the little fellows drank up old man Chu's shochu.

"God... Brother Tianyang, you... You are so good, you will definitely make a lot of money in the future, then you can't forget us, we are just... ready to mess with you." Xiaopang lay on the bed On the roof of Chu Tianyang's house, he stuttered and said.

"What are you farting? Is this the one who forgot his brother like that?" Chu Tianyang and Erpao got shredded tobacco from somewhere, and secretly rolled a cigarette while Xiaopang was not paying attention and lit it.

"That's what I planned. In the past few years, we have even smuggled and robbed, and the things that we went to sea and mountains a few times have sold for a price. In addition to the protection fees we collected from watching the venue and at the school, it is almost enough for the three of us. I went to school in the county seat, and when the three old men come back from the sea tomorrow, I told them that we must study hard and make progress every day, and go to the big city to take a good look, what do you think?"

Er Pao stuck out his tongue, and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke: "Brother Tianyang said what, I'll follow suit."

Fatty finally saw the two cigarette butts flickering below, and jumped down at the last few puffs of the Second Artillery, took two puffs and said: "Well, people in the county town have a lot of money, so we can extort more."

After eating and drinking like this, the three little devils finally fell asleep under the salty sea breeze and gentle waves.

When the old men came back from the sea and heard the three little kids saying that they had saved up money to go to the city to receive a better education, they were so excited that they burst into tears.

How many years have passed, if these children have a golden cudgel, they can all go to the Heavenly Palace.The adults in these villages usually scare the children without saying that the wolf is coming and the ghost is here, and tell the children directly: If you make trouble again, Chu Tianyang will come to beat you, basically the children just shut up and be good Go to sleep.

Although there is an unwritten rule in the countryside that adults should not mix with children in fighting and bickering, these old men still feel that they cannot hold their heads up before others.

After graduating from elementary school, these little brats even volunteered to study in the county town. Can the old men not burst into tears?

Finally made it through!

Is it expensive to go to school in the county?It's okay, we will pay for it even if we sell it!

not safe?Damn, if the three of Chu Tianyang and the others don't bully others, the old men will be very happy.

The two most important problems have been solved, and the matter is basically settled.

On the issue of tuition fees, Chu Tianyang and Xiaopang Erpao resolutely refused the family's money, saying that they had a solution.

The next day, Chu Tianyang and Xiaopang Second Artillery went to several villages in three ways to ask for alms: "The devil trio is going to study in the county town, and those who are sensible can help quickly."

The result was unexpected, almost every family enthusiastically donated money and materials, and even came to congratulate a few old men, but in the eager eyes of the simple villagers who are not good at hiding their true feelings, no matter how you look at it, there is a sense of keeping the clouds open See Yueming's excitement.

On the third day, several villages pooled the tuition and miscellaneous expenses for three years of junior high school for the three of them.