Fake hero

In the evening, Xuanhuang bought a lot of ingredients and together with Xiaopang Erpao forced Chu Tianyang to cook.

Xiaopang volunteered to help Brother Tianyang with a face of righteousness, but was kicked away by Chu Tianyang - if this kid entered the kitchen, it would be like a weasel entering a chicken coop.

Soon, a table of fragrant dishes was served on the table.

Huang Laoxie took a sip of wine and said casually, "Did you really never see a white light when you were dying?"

Chu Tianyang shook his head.

Xuan Xuanzi asked unwillingly: "Did you dream of a guy in black or white chasing you?"

Chu Tianyang shook his head.

Xiao Pang suddenly stuffed a piece of beef into his mouth, rolled his eyes and asked: "Is it important to dream? Then when I drowned when I was young, I seemed to have dreamed of my seventh uncle... "

Xuanhuang regained his spirits immediately, and asked, "Has your seventh uncle been dead for many years?"

Xiaopang rolled his eyes at the two veterans and said, "I don't have the Seventh Uncle, it's Brother Tianyang who always called the Seventh Uncle to be remembered by me..."

Second Pao asked curiously, "Why are you two so curious about this thing?"

Xuan Xuanzi said: "According to Western research... I can't understand it even if I tell you."

Chu Tianyang drank a glass of wine and said: "Then I have always dreamed recently that I am playing with a group of beautiful girls with bare buttocks, and we are lying together and circling to our heart's content. That sexy scene, tsk tsk, is so exciting .You ask them for me, what does this mean?"

Xiaopang said seriously: "This means that you were a boar in your previous life, and those women were your sows in your previous life, and you will meet again in this life..."

Huang Laoxie said impatiently: "What else can he explain? You have been watching pornography since you were 12 years old. If you return him, they are all uncensored high-definition genuine versions. What can you explain?"

Chu Tianyang asked curiously: "What did I dream about that has something to do with this?"

Huang Laoxie raised a middle finger at Chu Tianyang: "When I was 15 years old and watched uncensored high-definition porn, I had the same dream as you did!"

Chu Tianyang was immediately depressed: "I thought this dream meant that I would have so many wives in the future. It turned out that I watched pornography."

"Tian Yang, think about it carefully, what did you dream about during the time you passed out?"

Seeing the two veterans asking the truth, Chu Tianyang pursed his lips and thought for a long time before saying, "Actually, I really dreamed of some strange things. I'm afraid you will laugh at me if I say it."

The two veterans waved their hands together.

Chu Tianyang's expression also became very serious: "I dreamed that I was standing on a cliff..."

"Hanged?" Second Pao opened his mouth wide, with a look of terror on his face.

"Your sister just hanged herself! Listen to him!" Huang Laoxie stuffed a chicken thigh into Erpao's mouth, and Erpao's eyes narrowed with joy - the chicken thigh was taken out of the chubby bowl.

"Under the cliff, there are soldiers in black armor that can't be seen at a glance, but they still have black mist on their bodies for some reason. I can't see their faces clearly, and I don't know what they are going to do. But I can feel it. They were looking at me, eager and fanatical, and they wanted me to put on that black hat."

"What kind of hat is that?" Huang Laoxie asked eagerly.

Chu Tianyang gave Huang Laoxie a strange look, shook his head and said, "I can't see clearly, it's quite big anyway."

At this time, Xuanxuanzi winked at Huang Laoxie, raised his glass and said, "It's just a dream, come, drink and celebrate that we found out that this kid pretended to be lame."

Chu Tianyang drank the wine in his glass with a red face and said: "I've always been embarrassed to say that the eyes of those guys are like... like seeing the eyes of a young lady, right? I'm still a virgin..."

The next day, the two veterans got up early and came to Chu Tianyang's room solemnly.

"Are you letting people live? It's early in the morning..." Chu Tianyang looked at his watch, it was not yet nine o'clock.

"If you don't want to get that ancient magic weapon, just go back to sleep." The two old guys pretended to go out, but when they turned around, Chu Tianyang turned over and went back to sleep.

"You don't want the unique weapon in the world anymore?"

Chu Tianyang curled his lips sleepily and said: "That weapon is not beautiful at all, and I am not a fool. It is really not worthwhile to open a hole in the arm to put that thing in."

"That's an ancient divine weapon!"

"That's useless! I'm still super handsome!" After speaking, Chu Tianyang turned over and went back to sleep.He was beaten up by two veterans who couldn't bear it, and was dragged to the military hospital.

When he came back in the afternoon, Chu Tianyang, whose nose and face were bruised and swollen by Huang Laoxie, rolled up his sleeves in mourning and showed Xiaopang Erpao: "Look, my body fat is gone, and now even my arms have been cut off." For such a long cut, I am ashamed of my ancestors!"

Huang Laoxie kicked Chu Tianyang into the air, and cursed bitterly: "I can't let you go out, you are a troublemaker! Tell me, when will you go out to play without causing me any trouble?" return?"

Xuan Xuanzi squinted his eyes and said: "Didn't you just think he could cause trouble at the beginning? At the beginning, I told you to fuck well, but you look at him now, he is just as virtuous as you!"

Huang Laoxie suddenly jumped into a rage, and the two started fighting with their hips on their hips like fighting cocks.

Xiaopang asked curiously: "Brother Tianyang, what trouble did you cause him? Why did he lose his temper so much?"

"It's okay, didn't you want to shut down the electricity in Area A last time?"

The Second Pao nodded: "But we were discovered without success."

Chu Tianyang said awesomely: "The old man tied me to the operating table with that fairy rope, and then he gave me an operation, and it is said that he added a layer of anti-wear lining to my arm. I didn’t get used to those doctors, after I had the operation, I secretly pulled the switch of the hospital, and then removed all the fuses, hehe, in fact, this is a good thing, right?”

"Fart you!" Huang Laoxie took advantage of Xuan Xuanzi's panting time, turned around and cursed: "Why didn't you say that you shocked the chief of surgery with a pacemaker? Thanks to the old man's body It's pretty solid, otherwise he would be a cadre at the university level! You pull the switch, do you know how many patients with severe illnesses almost died?"

Chu Tianyang said aggrievedly: "How do I know? I thought it was a brick. I used it to take advantage of it and wanted to greet him on the head. It's their fate that they died. They were trained to die in your hands." Why haven't you been ashamed of seeing so many people?"

Huang Laoxie: "I..."