Fake hero

"Attention, listen to my password, everyone takes their places!"

"Seat No. [-] is normal."

"Seat number two is normal."

"Joint seats No. [-] and No. [-] are normal."

"Airport [-] is delayed by two seconds, it's normal."

"Seat No. [-] and No. [-] are normal."

After the technical director made an ok gesture to the director, the director signaled the host to start hosting.

"Hello, viewers, thank you for watching this episode of "Very Funny". I am the host of the show Xiaoxue. First of all, I would like to report a pleasant news to you. Since the day our "Very Funny" program was broadcast, It has been ranked No.1 in the ratings of entertainment programs for consecutive weeks! This is inseparable from the support and love of the audience! In order to thank the audience, from this issue onwards, we will add live telephone interaction , friends who call in will have the opportunity to win awards such as laptops and LCD TVs exclusively sponsored by Huaxia Guohaisen Group. This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Haining Autopilot... Our hotline is Three js, four qs, three ks, two as..."

"The No. [-] machine is activated, and Xiaoxue is standing on the left side to explain." The director said to the host through the earphone.

"Let's take a look at today's "Very Funny" program." The host pointed to an inflatable bouncy ball on the water and said: "In a moment, I will play a girl who can't swim, and my inflatable bouncy ball accidentally fell into deep water In the deep water area, I will randomly find an adult or a child to help me bring the bouncy ball back from the deep water area.”

The host smiled and said, "Everyone, please watch."

At this time, a huge crocodile's mouth suddenly surged up from the bottom of the deep water area, its mouth full of fangs ferociously rushed towards the bouncy ball, and the waterproof horn in its mouth let out a deep roar.

Then, the diver with the oxygen tube in his mouth took off the fake crocodile head and greeted everyone.

"According to the calculations of foreign scientists, in this game, everyone will be startled by the sudden appearance of the crocodile head and turn around and run away immediately. No one will think about why there are crocodiles in the swimming pool. So, if there is any If a friend who participates randomly does not turn around and run away, he will get a laptop exclusively sponsored by the Haisen Group."

After introducing the entire game process, the host Xiaoxue took off her professional attire, revealing her already changed swimsuit.The slender and curvy figure and the fair skin made the director secretly swallow a mouthful of saliva.The host Xiaoxue made an ok gesture to the position of No. [-] machine, and then threw the bouncy ball into the deep water area, while she sat on the shore of the deep water area and pretended to be helpless.

As soon as the bell was ready to open the door, Chu Tianyang jumped out of the child's head, and then plunged into the standard swimming pool of the water park.A few minutes later, he emerged from under the water slide.

Looking up at the 62-meter-high winding slide, Chu Tianyang couldn't wait to rush up.When Xiaopang Erpao and Qingfeng Ruoxi rushed up, Chu Tianyang was so anxious that he jumped up and down.

"Xiao Pang and the Second Cannon"

"Ruoxi is in the front, I am in the middle, and Qingfeng hugs me in the back."

"I don't want to be with the Second Artillery, I want to be with Qingfeng."

"Fart! Get down on you!"

"Ah! Chu Tianyang, you bastard!" Chu Tianyang kicked Xiaopang and Erpao headfirst.

"It's okay to rush down so high?" Qingfeng and Ruoxi blushed with nervousness, and their hands were tightly wrapped around Chu Tianyang's arm.

Chu Tianyang smelled the unique fragrance emanating from the two girls, and said intoxicatedly: "With me here, it's okay!"

Ruoxi sat in front, Chu Tianyang put his arms around Ruoxi's waist, and he still didn't forget to tell Qingfeng when he turned his head: "Put your body tightly on my back, yes! Hold my waist tightly with both hands."

"Let's go!" Following the huge current, the two girls screamed excitedly and slid down together with Chu Tianyang.

Although Chu Tianyang is playing for the first time, he also wants to experience this exciting game, but more exciting things are waiting for him.

Chu Tianyang secretly lifted the hand on Ruoxi Xiaoman's waist upwards, and then again, huh?This little girl didn't resist?wakaka!Chu Tianyang forgot where he was in an instant, and the softness and tenderness of his hand made Chu Tianyang fall in love with the feeling of touching Mimi in an instant.

You can't treat one more favorably than another, or Qingfeng will be unhappy.Separated one of the salty pig's hands, gently caressed Qingfeng's little buttocks.

Wow!It's as smooth as inner fat tofu. What did this chick grow up eating?The skin is so good!Chu Tianyang quickly mobilized his super powerful motor cells, and touched up and down, left, right, front, back, back, and back carefully.Just when Chu Tianyang entered the state of ecstasy and was groping, he heard the extremely uncoordinated coughing of Xiaopang and Erpao beside him.

Damn, choked on the water and then went to the side to cough, why always bother Lao Tzu's good things?Chu Tianyang opened his eyes reluctantly, only to find that Nangong Ruoxi and Ouyang Qingfeng were staring at him viciously, while his hands were still resting on Ruoxi's chest and Qingfeng's buttocks.

"It's so strange, how could my hand get on you? It's so strange!" Ruoxi was better, turned around and walked away with a blushing face, how could Qingfeng have seen such a formation? He was about to run away with a cry of '嘤咚', but was grabbed by Chu Tianyang, and said sincerely: "Qingfeng, Ruoxi, there are many interesting entertainments, let's go and play together? I... I am afraid...."

Nangong Ruoxi almost fell down.

This shameless guy, in order to take advantage of it, even said that he was afraid!My innocent body was actually touched by this guy, thinking that these days turned out to be the happiest and most carefree days I have lived in these years, thinking of Chu Tianyang's endless pranks, Nangong Ruoxi's beautiful eyes flowed, He took Qingfeng's hand and said: "Qingfeng, let's go play, don't bother with this bastard!"

Breeze nodded for a rare moment, and the two girls joined hands like lotus flowers to play games.

"Chu Tianyang, I can tell you that you have seen and touched my old lady's body. If you dare to be irresponsible, hum!"

"You have also touched Auntie's body, and you have taken advantage of it. If you dare not marry me, hehe!"

The two girls glanced at each other, the smell of gunpowder flashed by, and the two smiled at each other. It was still early, so why would people think they were small-bellied at this time?

"I don't dislike the two of you, how about marrying both of you?" Chu Tianyang asked desperately from behind.

Si Dao shot at Chu Tianyang with murderous eyes, Chu Tianyang shrank his neck and waved his hands and said, "I'm just joking!" But he thought in his heart that there are still many years left, and he will always find a way to get the two of you together.

"Women are such strange creatures!"

"Yes, yes! They don't even have birds, it's so pitiful..."

"I still have two bags on my chest. I look tired. It's not as practical as me and Xiaopang's stomach..."

Just as the three children were expressing their emotions for a man whose age was not commensurate with their age, a sweet voice sounded behind them: "Little friend, can you do me a favor?"

Chu Tianyang didn't even turn his head: "I'm not free!"

The host, Xiaoxue, froze in place for a long time. She waited for a long time, but she didn't see a few big men walking in.Because the time is too early, women and children who can't wait to come to play are all women and children. If the women are scared that the aunt will be late or the children will have epilepsy if they don't come, this show will not be easy to do.

Finally, I saw three children who could almost be frightened, and their words were even more ruffian than ruffians.

"Brother Tianyang, you are beautiful!"

"Damn! Which one of Ruoxi and Qingfeng from Lao Tzu's house is not a beauty?"

"This one is different, this one is big! The ass is round! It's a dick!" As soon as the chubby finished speaking, Chu Tianyang rushed over and grabbed the beautiful woman's hand enthusiastically, his eyes were still disheveled. Scan up and down.

"Sister, is there anything I can help you with? My little brother is willing to go up the knife mountain and down the frying pan."

Xiaoxue: "..."