Fake hero

"You don't even know, that bastard Chu Tianyang ate an egg more than him that time, and he just punched my egg out of my stomach. [ ]" Without Chu Tianyang, the little Fat, the big eater, has a big appetite, and his mouth is so delicious that everything he eats tastes good. Fat Mao was taken aback when he saw it.

I wipe! More than 5000 Australian lobsters, this guy ate three without blinking! More than 8000 bottles of the Royal Salute will be killed directly with the beer!The cat has a cat, and he can eat so righteously without spending his own money. If it weren't for the big socialist family, it would be heaven!Fat Mao thought about this question and stuffed his hands into his mouth.

Erpao casually picked up a cigar and said, "As for Xiaopang's promising future, Brother Tianyang is very angry. Who wouldn't feel bad if he changed it? The fat that has been hard to grow for more than ten years, how long does it take to toss it?" Is it gone? My dad can deny him when I go home!" Erpao lowered his head and patted his increasingly round belly and said with emotion: "Look at our happy life, didn't Brother Tianyang make it for us all by himself? Little fat, you heartless bastard! Although Chu Tianyang is a bit of a bastard, we must also remember his goodness. If he is not here, who do you think I am going to abuse by playing games? This game is an idiot..."

The three children had enough to eat and drink, so they went to play with Chu Tianyang in the car.Xiaopang recently learned to drive, and he is practicing with Chu Tianyang's large-displacement modified Mercedes-Benz. The cats, dogs, and grandparents on the street will all tremble at the same time when they hear the heavy roar of the engine. The little Mazha moved to a safe location, the fruit sellers hurriedly closed their stalls, and only a few unfilial children coaxed the old man to say that he would bask in the sun, and put the old man on the side of the road. . . . .

"Can you do it?" Sha Mao and Erpao played a game of Arhats, and Erpao rolled his eyes under the pressure.

Xiaopang started the fire very unwillingly: "Swearing, right? Look at our brother's tricks, who in the neighborhood doesn't know?" When he refueled suddenly, a layer of white smoke rose from the ground.The old man hiding aside yelled at Xiaopang: "Handbrake! Forgot to release the handbrake again!"

Xiaopang nodded awkwardly, and said to the uncle: "Thank you, you~~ uncle!" The uncle waved quickly: "Let's go, we will play poker when you leave, and we don't feel at ease when you are by your side. Also, the one on the street The old man doesn't want to raise his son anymore, he put it aside and wait for you to hit him, be careful..."

Xiaopang Erpao and Fat Cat: "..."

On the second ring road of Yanjing, the traffic began to crowd like ants.The Second Pao couldn't stand the fat cat's fat body like a hill, so he asked Xiaopang to open the hard top of the car, stood up and rode on the fat cat's neck.

"Captain, that modified Mercedes-Benz is on the road again."

"Is it illegal?"

"Not really, but the hardtop was opened, and a fat man stood on the co-pilot."

"Is there a car from the Liu family behind?"

"No."

"Don't worry about him, as long as he's not speeding or causing trouble, just pretend he didn't see it." Just as the captain finished speaking, he heard the traffic policeman on duty over there suddenly shouting: "Captain, I'm speeding! I... go, go against the road!"

The captain secretly scolded himself for being unlucky, and always encountered such things when he was on duty.I already knew the origin of this modified Mercedes-Benz last time, and the backstage is no worse than the Liu family.Speeding and retrograde, I have to take care of it if I bite the bullet.

"Turn on the police lights, let's chase! Damn, remember to have a good attitude towards them after intercepting them, salute, and use honorific words!"

"Look at our technology! Why are these cars going in the wrong direction? Can they drive!" Xiaopang bragged, dodging left and right to the oncoming vehicles.

Fat Mao carefully fastened his seat belt, trying not to tremble in his voice: "You seem to be going backwards!"

"I am retrograde? How is it possible? I have always obeyed the law...**, it is really retrograde! I have crossed the double yellow line!"

The Second Pao twisted its fat body and shouted loudly: "Hey! You have called the police, and you are chasing after you! Dog dog! Oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Fat Mao lamented that he was out of touch with Brother Tianyang, while hugging Erpao's leg tightly.

When the car returned to the normal driving lane, it naturally slowed down, and was overtaken by the police car and pulled aside.

Keeping in mind the teachings of the leader, the little policeman came over to salute cordially, bent down and waited for Xiaopang to roll down the window.

"What are you doing?" Fatty rolled down the window and asked impatiently.

The little policeman squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying and said, "I'm sorry sir, you just went the wrong way, please show your driver's license."

"I didn't! Who saw me going backwards?" Xiaopang stared at him, and his righteous look made the little traffic policeman feel in a trance that he really remembered the wrong person.

"You didn't go retrograde just now, just... just... you pressed the double yellow line. According to the regulations..." Before the little policeman could finish speaking, Xiaopang interrupted the little policeman very unwillingly: "press Is the thread broken? Is it crushed? If it’s not crushed, why are you chasing after me?”

Small police:"......."

"Sir, have you been drinking? According to the traffic law, drinking alcohol is not allowed to drive, which is not conducive to..."

"Drinking? Does beer count as wine? Does soy sauce count as oil?"

Small police:"......."

Watching the Mercedes-Benz drive away, the little policeman reported to his superiors with grief and indignation: "Boss, I said he had crushed the wire, and he asked me if it was broken. I said he had been drinking, and he said that if beer counts as alcohol, it would be fine." Soy sauce should be considered as oil, I... I'll fuck him!"

After finally arriving at the headquarters of the Liu Group in the crowded traffic, the fat cat jumped out of the car and opened his mouth to curse: "Little fat, you bastard! I will never ride in your car again, what a disgrace! Erpao you!" This son of a bitch farted at least a dozen times on my neck!"

Xiaopang and Erpao put their hands in their pockets and whistled like nothing happened, ignoring Fat Mao.

"Brother Tianyang, the security at the gate won't let you in." Xiaopang glanced at the security's crotch, wondering if he should kick him.

After a while, Chu Tianyang ran out and said carelessly to the security guard, "My friend." He wanted to bring Xiaopang and Erpao in.

"You can't go in without the notice from the captain on duty today." The security guard on duty today didn't know that Chu Tianyang became the personal bodyguard of the eldest lady and the second lady, and the official appointment notice didn't come down yet, so the security guard strictly abided by his duties , will not be released without being notified by the superior.

"Then call your captain on duty, and I'll tell him."

"Whose child, what a big tone!" Behind Chu Tianyang, a rough and hoarse voice sounded.