Fake hero

"Goodbye, Dad!" Chu Tianyang hung up the phone very depressed, and all his provocative words were stillborn. 【_】

I thought that my father would be very excited when he heard my voice, tears flashed like neon lights, but I didn't expect that there was a faint sound of mahjong rubbing over there, and I heard my father say: "Tian Yang, over there Then hang around, someone at home is sending money now, I have already played mahjong for more than 100 yuan, I hang up if I have nothing to do, shit! Whoa, haha, what, give me money..."

Xiaopang, Erpao and Fat Mao covered their mouths, laughing until their stomach hurts.In order to make Chu Tianyang even more depressed, the three children took turns calling their father on the phone.Thanks to Chu Tianyang, Caomo Village is now not only connected to electricity, but also installed several satellite phones.Chu Tianyang and his four fathers are all equipped with free mobile phones, and the fishing boats have also been replaced with modern large fishing boats with mechanical tows.

The three children called home brilliantly, but their final fate was strangely similar. As if his own father didn't want to recognize them, he hung up the phone without saying a few words—it turned out that the fathers of the four children were gathering together Let's play mahjong together.Erpao's father scolded Erpao all over his head and face: You bastard, answering your phone call made Tianyang's father win 500 yuan, what? The government only subsidizes me with 5 yuan a month, get out , Don't call me if you have nothing to do. . . "

Three fat men and one thin man were lying on the bed with sad faces.

"You said, are we biological?" With tears in the corners of his eyes, Xiaopang looked sadly at the wall clock on the wall, put on his clothes and ran out whimpering, and the remaining three children also whimpered, carrying He ran out with a hopeless expression—it was time to eat, if he went a little later and someone else ate two extra crabs, that would be really sad.

"Hey, are you Teacher Wang? I'll ask Shen Fuwa and Zhang Erpao for leave." Huang Laoxie played chess with Chu Tianyang while holding the phone under his neck.

"What reason do you need to ask for leave? Damn, they have diarrhea and pulled out their intestines. Who am I? Who cares who I am! I am not his grandfather, I am his ancestor!"

"Huang...Grandpa, what did our class teacher say?" Xiaopang asked Huang Laoxie cautiously. This old guy is a typical violent hooligan. Fortunately, I turned around and got another punch from Chu Tianyang, and I returned to my original handsomeness.

"Damn, your teacher finally asked you two to eat shit."

Fatty: "..."

"That Huang...Grandpa, can you ask me for leave too? Although we are in military training, it's not good if we don't ask for leave." Fat Mao tried his best to make his face look like a bun, with countless wrinkles blooming. .

Huang Laoxie glanced at Fat Mao in a daze, shook his head and cursed: "Let your idiot boss ask you for leave. That university is the university I hate the most, so I don't have time to go."

Chu Tianyang raised his head and said to Fat Mao: "Can you be a little bit promising? It's just about him, why do you beg this old bastard? I've done it for you, isn't it just asking for a vacation, it's nothing."

Fat Cat frowned and asked, "You asked me for leave, and you told the officer who are you to me?"

"I'm your uncle."

"Damn, my uncle is four years younger than me?"

"I have a great seniority!"

"That's not okay, people don't believe this reason at all."

Chu Tianyang rubbed the chess piece back and forth in his hands, and asked Sha Mao, "Does he believe it? It doesn't matter if he doesn't believe it, I will beat him until he believes it. Anyway, Huang Laoxie will wipe our ass after the trouble." After finishing speaking, Chu Tianyang Tian Yang stared at Huang Laoxie closely, as long as Huang Laoxie dared to say no, he would immediately postpone the dangerous trip to Africa for another half a month.

As if he knew what Chu Tianyang was thinking, Huang Laoxie didn't hesitate at all, and said impassionedly to Fat Mao: "Tianyang is right, if you don't agree, you can hit him to agree, anyway, something happened, that bastard Xuan Xuanzi Hold it for you."

"Fuck!" The four children uttered this verb with a perfect accent at the same time.

"Is our car too cool?"

Fat Mao sat on the co-pilot, looked at the amazed and envious eyes of passers-by, and asked a little uneasy.

Xiaopang twisted his buttocks, turned up the air conditioner under the rear seat and asked, "Damn, what is this? When we come next time, let Brother Tianyang drive the helicopter, and we will stop right away." playground.

"Fuck you, whoever wants to play with that thing, I don't play it, the noise is so loud."

What attracted everyone's attention was not how luxurious the car Chu Tianyang was driving, but because of the license plate number of this car.

In Yanjing, the capital of China, traffic police is one of the most tiring jobs.Not only because of the traffic jams in the capital, but also because when on duty in the capital, it is necessary to have a record book of license plate numbers in mind.You have to keep some license plate numbers in your mind all the time: up to the State Council, the organ directly under the Communist Party and government, down to the major ministries and commissions, and even the favorite mounts of princelings and state-level yamen, these must be firmly remembered .Once you don't remember to fine someone for violating the rules, you may be inexplicably transferred to the suburbs for duty within a week.

What Chu Tianyang drove was an imported Audi a8l w12. In a capital city full of luxury cars, such a car is quite low-key.It is not very conspicuous when walking on the spacious road, the key is the license plate number.

In Yanjing, the capital of China, the best license plate number is not Jinga, but Jiaa.What Chu Tianyang drove was one of the 25 numbers before A, and this license plate number is usually a special car for people with numbers before **. , the guard immediately reported to the chief, and the chief just nodded with a smile.

At this time, everyone in this faction knew that they had decided to let this little brat go to Africa alone to expand the territory, and the danger there was definitely not something that could be solved by a high force value.Therefore, at this time, no one will make this little one unhappy.As long as it is not too much, everything will follow Chu Tianyang.

The four children from the countryside naturally didn't know that it was not the car but the license plate that attracted everyone's attention. Chu Tianyang didn't care. He turned this 4-displacement car into a low-flying plane. Not only were the traffic policemen along the way unstopped, they also kept saluting to themselves along the way.

The car arrived at the south gate of Yenching University. Under the guidance of Fat Mao, the four of them prepared to park the car in the parking space outside the school gate.

At this time, the electric door, which had never been opened without special circumstances, suddenly and slowly opened.Chu Tianyang looked at Fat Mao: "Are you letting us in?"

Fat Cat stared at the big eyes and shook his head: "I don't know, this door is never opened. Is it because your license plate number is bullish, so they opened it for you?"

The person in charge of duty today is a veteran who has been out of the army for five years. When he was standing guard at the gate, when he saw the car slowly approaching, his pupils shrank suddenly.

No one would think that this kind of license plate number would be counterfeit. Although the dark reflective film made it impossible to see the inside of the car from the outside, the security guard firmly believed that this must be the top three figures of the Communist Party of China who came to Yenching University.

While saluting, Chu Tianyang saw tears flickering in the eyes of this young security guard.

Yenching University covers a very large area, so there is a school bus within the school.The four drove their cars directly to the parking lot in front of the complex building.

"This university is really big enough." Chu Tian raised his hand to build a pergola, looking at the rippling lake.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's ask for leave quickly. First the instructor, then the instructor."

Chu Tianyang picked up a cigarette and said casually: "This is a trivial matter, you can settle it yourself."

After more than ten minutes, the fat cat ran down sweating profusely.

"The instructor agreed, but the instructor, we have to go together."

"why?"

Fat Cat shook his head and said, "That guy looks like a black-faced judge, I...I'm afraid he'll beat me up."

"Damn, I'll give you a bag of lime with the latest formula, and blind his eyes!"

Under Sha Mao's hard work, Chu Tianyang still had no choice but to go to the instructor with Sha Mao.

"Brother Tianyang, let's eat in the cafeteria of this university tonight, okay?" Looking at the spacious and bright fourth cafeteria in front of him, Xiaopang felt that the dishes made by the master chefs here must be very delicious.

"Don't be fooled by its beautiful appearance." Hearing that Xiaopang wanted to eat in the cafeteria, Fat Cat immediately vetoed it.

"The food in the canteen is really inedible. Not to mention the small quantity, the taste is not as good as the one fried with a frying spoon for the dog."

A few people talked and laughed and came to an independent three-story building behind the complex.At the gate of the small building, there were two soldiers standing guard.Chu Tianyang looked at the standard weapons in their hands, curled his lips and asked the fat cat: "What do you think they are doing with two guns? Putting tablets?"

Sha Mao quickly squeezed Chu Tianyang nervously: "Grandpa Tianyang, I beg you, please leave some virtue in your words, I will stay here for at least four years, and if I have good academic performance, I will pay more. It will take more than four years to study for a master’s and doctor’s degree here.”

"Don't talk nonsense, go in and ask for leave."

The military training for freshmen at Yenching University was conducted by the Yenching Garrison in the capital of the army.Adhering to the usual military style, these regular active soldiers removed all the laziness and laziness of these delicate and proud sons of heaven in a month and a half. For college students who don't distinguish between five grains, it is enough to drink a pot.

This is also the reason why Sha Mao was terrified. He happened to be really upset when he just entered school. After dissatisfied, he was given a mere three days of sick leave.

Fat Mao has no idea whether he can give this personal leave this time.

I know I’m sorry everyone, my daily journey is more than [-] kilometers, forgive me, please continue to support me, I’m sorry for the friend who has been adding me to qq