Fake hero
75 Housewarming for the New Year and Land Contest
Chu Tianyang stared blankly at the big red envelope in his hand, it turns out that being the boss is like this, no wonder everyone is vying to be the boss.
Chu Tianyang only told Xiaopang that he asked him to find some people to help Fat Cat bring things and luggage over, but the younger brothers sent Taishan the orangutan as a representative and gave him a red envelope, and Xiaoxiong, who hadn't contacted for a long time, was ass. Dianpidian followed over and gave one away.
The reason is to congratulate Brother Mao on his new year.
Damn, this reason is too far-fetched, right?However, in line with the principle of not taking advantage of the bastard, Chu Tianyang accepted the red envelope with a smile.When the ape Tarzan and Little Bear were about to leave, Chu Tianyang said politely: "Come and find me if you have any injustice."
The ape Tarzan immediately twisted his body back, the difficult movements made Chu Tianyang think that the ape Tarzan should go to the national gymnastics team.
"Boss, something really happened."
Chu Tianyang nodded to signal Taishan the ape to continue.
"Recently, a large game hall opened not far from the No. [-] Middle School, including a billiard hall and a bar. There are also a lot of people, and the business is very hot. The boss asked our brothers to help watch the venue, but recently there is no I know why the gangsters in Dongcheng District took over. I sent a few guys over there who were beaten up with bruised noses and swollen faces. Later, Heizi, me and a few people from the basketball team also went. Speaking of this, Tarzan blushed : "It turned out to be a trick, Heizi still has a plaster cast on his arm. "
"Are they playing tricks?" Chu Tianyang squinted his eyes, his eyes filled with murderous aura.
Tarzan the Ape nodded and said, "That's right, who would have thought that they would use lime to fight!"
Is it shady if you use lime?Chu Tianyang thought for a while that he had no chance to use the large bags of lime hidden on his body, so he gave Xiao Liu a very contemptuous look.Chu Tianyang laughed, a little cruelly.These little brothers, you can't let yourself take action to settle things as soon as something happens, right?
He waved at Tarzan the ape, and asked Tarzan to follow him into the house.Chu Tianyang took out a dozen of money from the cabinet, stuffed it into Taishan's hand without counting it, and said: "You can settle this matter yourself, you can't rely on me for everything. But I can show you a clear way. In this case, you don’t have to be afraid even if they use anything in the future..."
Seeing the orangutan Taishan excitedly go back to get ready, Chu Tianyang bared his teeth and grinned wickedly.Lao Tzu is the ancestor who played lime, and these grandchildren are playing lime with my subordinates?I won't be called Chu Tianyang if I can't play with you to death!
Hearing Chu Tianyang's move to the ape Taishan, Xiaopang Erpao and Fat Mao couldn't help but widen their eyes and asked, "Is this possible?"
"I came up with the idea, when can't it go?" Chu Tianyang held a toothpick in his mouth, thinking about how to make these boys come up with something famous, so that those little bastards would shy away when they heard the name of Tarzan the ape.
"When we were in the village, hehe, if those adults thought of this trick, we would be in a bit of trouble." Xiaopang patted his chest with lingering fear, causing the fat on his belly to sway.Chu Tianyang patted his belly enviously, and was frustrated to find that there was still a big gap.
The gangsters in Dongcheng District are actually the least scaled group of people.
Because there are basically few schools in Dongcheng District, these punks can basically only operate in the fringes of society.Those places that the big gangsters look down on have become their territory.
Because there are few schools, the level of fighting and ruthlessness of these gangsters is much higher than that of Tarzan and the others.This fully proves Darwin's theory of evolution - fighting with adults every day is indeed growing faster than school bullies.
These people also have many fighting methods, and their tactics are very clear, that is, no matter what method they use, they just need to kill the enemy.
"That Xiaoliu? Grass! Let me tell you, they ran fast that day, otherwise I would have killed them directly!" A bald man was spitting all over the place.
"Yes! Yes! Brother Guang is brave, look at that little six, he is just like his unfinished ape. If Brother Guang hadn't been merciful, that kid would have been lying down long ago."
Brother Guang held a cigarette in his mouth, and said in an awesome way: "Remember, we brothers must not be soft-hearted in war. Winners and losers must use any means to ensure victory."
When the bald head was bragging, he saw the orangutan Taishan leading a dozen brothers, carrying a big black sack in his hand, and killing them in a mighty manner.
"Brothers! Copy that guy and call brother out!" The bald head threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground and stomped it out fiercely, staring at the tall and burly ape Tarzan with stern eyes. Damn, he succeeded with lime last time. Do you use lime again?
At this time, a group of more than 20 younger brothers ran out together, with all kinds of guys in their hands.
The bald head looked at the number of people, and his side was almost twice as big as theirs. Except for the ape Tarzan who was a little bit more aggressive, the rest of the people were like bean sprouts, afraid of a ball!
"Brothers, this is where we eat! Someone is coming to grab our jobs, what do you think?"
"beat him!"
The bald head nodded in satisfaction and said: "Yes! Beat them! These defeated men are coming again! This time beat me to death!" After speaking, he and a group of younger brothers greeted them aggressively.
Ape Tarzan stopped suddenly when the distance between the two sides was more than 20 meters.Then, under the surprised eyes of the bald head and all the younger brothers, he opened the big black pocket, took out the motorcycle helmet from inside, put it on, and pulled out the baseball bat from inside.
Before the bald men had time to react, they led the younger brother to rush over without saying a word.
Last time, it was because the boys under Tarzan the Ape had never been in contact with these little ruffians, and they suffered a dark loss when they were limed.The gangsters on campus fight with open swords and sharp guns, and then fight with each other.Unlike these people, they use all kinds of tricks.
The trick Chu Tianyang gave them this time was to put on motorcycle helmets.On the one hand, it can avoid blows to the head during the fight, and on the other hand, after wearing the helmet, basically no one can recognize it except for a special guy like Tarzan who can be quickly recognized everywhere.
You said I was the one who fought with the helmet on yesterday?I also said it was you!
The ape Tarzan admired the current boss who was hiding behind the scenes.
Not only is his kung fu high, but he also has a clever head and means, and his shots are generous.Chu Tianyang said that after taking down this area, he will be the boss of this area.
With such a boss, the future is bright.
The bald head had never seen such a fight before, he rushed over with a helmet on and a baseball bat in his hand.Where did you hit someone?head?It's useless for you to fight, they are wearing helmets.body?When you hit someone, they have already smashed that thick stick on your head.
If you sprinkle lime this time, you can only fool your own eyes.
Therefore, the boys on the bald side screamed and fell to the ground and pretended to be dead. Occasionally, a few guys who resisted with sticks were quickly knocked to the ground, and the rest of the boys saw that something was wrong. Turn around and run, the speed is so fast that people think these people are practicing sprinting.
The bald head was beaten like a pig's head, and the bald head was trampled under his feet. Tarzan took off his helmet, pointed at the bald head with a baseball bat and asked, "I'll give you another chance, and I won't bully you. Let's go heads-up. .You win and I will never come here again. If you lose, pack up and get out!"
The bald head was beaten like a colorful easter egg, and I thought, what a comparison, I can't beat you, a Mongolian orangutan, even if we are singled out.Are there orangutans in Mongolia?
Ape Tarzan kicked his bald head vigorously: "It's not just a one-on-one fight, you go back and find your bastard brothers, let's fight again. Our boss said that this place must be taken today."
The bald head looked at the sturdy ape Tarzan, wondering in his heart when did he follow the boss?The bald head knew that with Tarzan the ape's IQ not much higher than that of a pig, he definitely didn't come up with this bad idea.
Then he, the boss, is really a talent. Thinking of this, the bald head spat bloody saliva on the ground and said bitterly: "Xiao Liu, do you dare to let me meet your boss?" I want to challenge him one-on-one! "
Before Xiao Liu could speak, the younger brothers behind Xiao Liu roared with laughter.
Xiao Liu's eyes were full of sarcasm: "bald head, open your dog eyes and see, can you beat your sixth grandfather with just your body?"
"I didn't say fight with you, I meant fight with your boss!"
Xiao Liu pointed to his younger brothers behind him and said, "Ask my brothers if I'm talking nonsense. Our boss beats me up twice. You are not worthy of fighting with our boss!" Kicking his bald head, Xiao Liu said impatiently: "Are you waiting for rescue? Let me tell you, your brothers have been cleaned up by Xiao Tai Sui and the others. In a word, you and he Do you want to give up the territory? Our boss said that if you can’t do it, try not to do it, but if you don’t know how to flatter, the boss said that he doesn’t mind letting you stay in the hospital for a few months.”
"Xiao Taisui?" The bald head was stunned for a moment when Xiao Liu mentioned this name, and then burst into a burst of laughter, pointing to Xiao Liu and said: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Ma Liugang, you actually recognized it because of this little territory." Little Tai Sui will be the boss."
A younger brother came up from behind and kicked the bald head directly in the face, watching the bald head spit out two molars from his mouth and cursed: "You are a ****, when did our sixth brother say that we are too old? If it weren't for our boss If you say that your own people can't fight among themselves, the sixth brother has already cleaned up little Tai Sui."
Xiao Liu also said with a sneer on his face: "Please grow up your own brains, okay? Now Xiao Liu and I are following the same boss, do you understand now? Our power is beyond what you can imagine."
The bald head stood there in disbelief, it turned out that the rumors on the Tao were true.It is said that the various forces in the campus area have been integrated!And the momentum of this consolidation continues!
Thinking of this, the bald head said inarticulately: "I want to see your boss!"
More than 3000 words, two chapters and one chapter, once again wish everyone a happy new year
Chu Tianyang only told Xiaopang that he asked him to find some people to help Fat Cat bring things and luggage over, but the younger brothers sent Taishan the orangutan as a representative and gave him a red envelope, and Xiaoxiong, who hadn't contacted for a long time, was ass. Dianpidian followed over and gave one away.
The reason is to congratulate Brother Mao on his new year.
Damn, this reason is too far-fetched, right?However, in line with the principle of not taking advantage of the bastard, Chu Tianyang accepted the red envelope with a smile.When the ape Tarzan and Little Bear were about to leave, Chu Tianyang said politely: "Come and find me if you have any injustice."
The ape Tarzan immediately twisted his body back, the difficult movements made Chu Tianyang think that the ape Tarzan should go to the national gymnastics team.
"Boss, something really happened."
Chu Tianyang nodded to signal Taishan the ape to continue.
"Recently, a large game hall opened not far from the No. [-] Middle School, including a billiard hall and a bar. There are also a lot of people, and the business is very hot. The boss asked our brothers to help watch the venue, but recently there is no I know why the gangsters in Dongcheng District took over. I sent a few guys over there who were beaten up with bruised noses and swollen faces. Later, Heizi, me and a few people from the basketball team also went. Speaking of this, Tarzan blushed : "It turned out to be a trick, Heizi still has a plaster cast on his arm. "
"Are they playing tricks?" Chu Tianyang squinted his eyes, his eyes filled with murderous aura.
Tarzan the Ape nodded and said, "That's right, who would have thought that they would use lime to fight!"
Is it shady if you use lime?Chu Tianyang thought for a while that he had no chance to use the large bags of lime hidden on his body, so he gave Xiao Liu a very contemptuous look.Chu Tianyang laughed, a little cruelly.These little brothers, you can't let yourself take action to settle things as soon as something happens, right?
He waved at Tarzan the ape, and asked Tarzan to follow him into the house.Chu Tianyang took out a dozen of money from the cabinet, stuffed it into Taishan's hand without counting it, and said: "You can settle this matter yourself, you can't rely on me for everything. But I can show you a clear way. In this case, you don’t have to be afraid even if they use anything in the future..."
Seeing the orangutan Taishan excitedly go back to get ready, Chu Tianyang bared his teeth and grinned wickedly.Lao Tzu is the ancestor who played lime, and these grandchildren are playing lime with my subordinates?I won't be called Chu Tianyang if I can't play with you to death!
Hearing Chu Tianyang's move to the ape Taishan, Xiaopang Erpao and Fat Mao couldn't help but widen their eyes and asked, "Is this possible?"
"I came up with the idea, when can't it go?" Chu Tianyang held a toothpick in his mouth, thinking about how to make these boys come up with something famous, so that those little bastards would shy away when they heard the name of Tarzan the ape.
"When we were in the village, hehe, if those adults thought of this trick, we would be in a bit of trouble." Xiaopang patted his chest with lingering fear, causing the fat on his belly to sway.Chu Tianyang patted his belly enviously, and was frustrated to find that there was still a big gap.
The gangsters in Dongcheng District are actually the least scaled group of people.
Because there are basically few schools in Dongcheng District, these punks can basically only operate in the fringes of society.Those places that the big gangsters look down on have become their territory.
Because there are few schools, the level of fighting and ruthlessness of these gangsters is much higher than that of Tarzan and the others.This fully proves Darwin's theory of evolution - fighting with adults every day is indeed growing faster than school bullies.
These people also have many fighting methods, and their tactics are very clear, that is, no matter what method they use, they just need to kill the enemy.
"That Xiaoliu? Grass! Let me tell you, they ran fast that day, otherwise I would have killed them directly!" A bald man was spitting all over the place.
"Yes! Yes! Brother Guang is brave, look at that little six, he is just like his unfinished ape. If Brother Guang hadn't been merciful, that kid would have been lying down long ago."
Brother Guang held a cigarette in his mouth, and said in an awesome way: "Remember, we brothers must not be soft-hearted in war. Winners and losers must use any means to ensure victory."
When the bald head was bragging, he saw the orangutan Taishan leading a dozen brothers, carrying a big black sack in his hand, and killing them in a mighty manner.
"Brothers! Copy that guy and call brother out!" The bald head threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground and stomped it out fiercely, staring at the tall and burly ape Tarzan with stern eyes. Damn, he succeeded with lime last time. Do you use lime again?
At this time, a group of more than 20 younger brothers ran out together, with all kinds of guys in their hands.
The bald head looked at the number of people, and his side was almost twice as big as theirs. Except for the ape Tarzan who was a little bit more aggressive, the rest of the people were like bean sprouts, afraid of a ball!
"Brothers, this is where we eat! Someone is coming to grab our jobs, what do you think?"
"beat him!"
The bald head nodded in satisfaction and said: "Yes! Beat them! These defeated men are coming again! This time beat me to death!" After speaking, he and a group of younger brothers greeted them aggressively.
Ape Tarzan stopped suddenly when the distance between the two sides was more than 20 meters.Then, under the surprised eyes of the bald head and all the younger brothers, he opened the big black pocket, took out the motorcycle helmet from inside, put it on, and pulled out the baseball bat from inside.
Before the bald men had time to react, they led the younger brother to rush over without saying a word.
Last time, it was because the boys under Tarzan the Ape had never been in contact with these little ruffians, and they suffered a dark loss when they were limed.The gangsters on campus fight with open swords and sharp guns, and then fight with each other.Unlike these people, they use all kinds of tricks.
The trick Chu Tianyang gave them this time was to put on motorcycle helmets.On the one hand, it can avoid blows to the head during the fight, and on the other hand, after wearing the helmet, basically no one can recognize it except for a special guy like Tarzan who can be quickly recognized everywhere.
You said I was the one who fought with the helmet on yesterday?I also said it was you!
The ape Tarzan admired the current boss who was hiding behind the scenes.
Not only is his kung fu high, but he also has a clever head and means, and his shots are generous.Chu Tianyang said that after taking down this area, he will be the boss of this area.
With such a boss, the future is bright.
The bald head had never seen such a fight before, he rushed over with a helmet on and a baseball bat in his hand.Where did you hit someone?head?It's useless for you to fight, they are wearing helmets.body?When you hit someone, they have already smashed that thick stick on your head.
If you sprinkle lime this time, you can only fool your own eyes.
Therefore, the boys on the bald side screamed and fell to the ground and pretended to be dead. Occasionally, a few guys who resisted with sticks were quickly knocked to the ground, and the rest of the boys saw that something was wrong. Turn around and run, the speed is so fast that people think these people are practicing sprinting.
The bald head was beaten like a pig's head, and the bald head was trampled under his feet. Tarzan took off his helmet, pointed at the bald head with a baseball bat and asked, "I'll give you another chance, and I won't bully you. Let's go heads-up. .You win and I will never come here again. If you lose, pack up and get out!"
The bald head was beaten like a colorful easter egg, and I thought, what a comparison, I can't beat you, a Mongolian orangutan, even if we are singled out.Are there orangutans in Mongolia?
Ape Tarzan kicked his bald head vigorously: "It's not just a one-on-one fight, you go back and find your bastard brothers, let's fight again. Our boss said that this place must be taken today."
The bald head looked at the sturdy ape Tarzan, wondering in his heart when did he follow the boss?The bald head knew that with Tarzan the ape's IQ not much higher than that of a pig, he definitely didn't come up with this bad idea.
Then he, the boss, is really a talent. Thinking of this, the bald head spat bloody saliva on the ground and said bitterly: "Xiao Liu, do you dare to let me meet your boss?" I want to challenge him one-on-one! "
Before Xiao Liu could speak, the younger brothers behind Xiao Liu roared with laughter.
Xiao Liu's eyes were full of sarcasm: "bald head, open your dog eyes and see, can you beat your sixth grandfather with just your body?"
"I didn't say fight with you, I meant fight with your boss!"
Xiao Liu pointed to his younger brothers behind him and said, "Ask my brothers if I'm talking nonsense. Our boss beats me up twice. You are not worthy of fighting with our boss!" Kicking his bald head, Xiao Liu said impatiently: "Are you waiting for rescue? Let me tell you, your brothers have been cleaned up by Xiao Tai Sui and the others. In a word, you and he Do you want to give up the territory? Our boss said that if you can’t do it, try not to do it, but if you don’t know how to flatter, the boss said that he doesn’t mind letting you stay in the hospital for a few months.”
"Xiao Taisui?" The bald head was stunned for a moment when Xiao Liu mentioned this name, and then burst into a burst of laughter, pointing to Xiao Liu and said: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Ma Liugang, you actually recognized it because of this little territory." Little Tai Sui will be the boss."
A younger brother came up from behind and kicked the bald head directly in the face, watching the bald head spit out two molars from his mouth and cursed: "You are a ****, when did our sixth brother say that we are too old? If it weren't for our boss If you say that your own people can't fight among themselves, the sixth brother has already cleaned up little Tai Sui."
Xiao Liu also said with a sneer on his face: "Please grow up your own brains, okay? Now Xiao Liu and I are following the same boss, do you understand now? Our power is beyond what you can imagine."
The bald head stood there in disbelief, it turned out that the rumors on the Tao were true.It is said that the various forces in the campus area have been integrated!And the momentum of this consolidation continues!
Thinking of this, the bald head said inarticulately: "I want to see your boss!"
More than 3000 words, two chapters and one chapter, once again wish everyone a happy new year
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