i'm just a cook

"Wake up the fuck!" The strong man stood next to the driver's seat and shouted into the car microphone.

The passengers were already woken up by the sudden braking. When they opened their eyes and saw the scene in front of them, they couldn't help but turn pale with shock, and the timid ones couldn't help screaming.

The man turned up the volume with the microphone, and shouted: "Who the hell told me to kill him again!" At that moment, the car was completely quiet, and no one dared to speak out.

"My brothers are only asking for money. It's not easy for anyone to go out in this hot weather. Don't make things difficult for anyone. We will get out of the car and leave naturally after taking the money. Everyone, please." The man waved his hand, three times A friend with a knife took out a big cloth bag, opened the mouth of the bag, and signaled the passengers to throw their belongings into the bag.

Xiao Zhan's seat was close to the aisle, and it was in the middle of the car. He watched three robbers with pockets open their pockets and held knives to search for money one by one. The gangster next to the driver subdued at the same time.With a sweep of his eyes, he found an unopened can of soda stuck beside the armrest of Chen Lei's seat, and he had an idea in his mind.

At this time, the robber at the back of the carriage was finishing collecting the belongings in the last few rows, walked forward a few steps, and was only about two meters away from him, while the robber in the middle was walking towards him, and the robber at the front had his back turned to him. Looking at himself, the man next to the driver put the dagger against the driver's neck and looked at the time.Xiao Zhan secretly took the can of soda to his side and put it on the seat on the right side of his thigh, raised his head pretending to be afraid and stammered to the robber in the middle: "Big brother, I am still a student, I really don't have much money, Just let me go."

The robber swung the knife in front of Xiao Zhan, and said viciously, "Don't pretend to be a motherfucker in front of me, put the money in your pocket quickly, or I will bleed you, do you believe it or not?"

Xiao Zhan yelled "Ah", pretending to be frightened as if he wanted to raise his hand to block it, he stood up suddenly and grabbed the robber's arm and pulled it, raised his right knee and hit his jaw, the robber hummed Before he could snort, he rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground.

Xiao Zhan didn't wait for the other three robbers to react, he grabbed the knife in the robber's hand with his left hand, picked up the can of soda beside him with his right hand and threw it back, hitting the robber in the back of the carriage with a "slap". Between the eyes of the robber, there were stars in front of his eyes, and he fell backwards softly.

As soon as the soda can flew out of his hand, Xiao Zhan jumped up and kicked on the back of the seat, his body almost stuck to the top of the car, jumped over the head of the robber in the front part of the car, and came to the driver not far away, the man next to the driver was shocked , subconsciously stabbed the dagger in his hand towards Xiao Zhan, just as Xiao Zhan’s feet fell to the ground, the knife snatched from his left hand was swung backhand from bottom to top, and his right fist hit the man’s face with a bang. The blood on the right hand of the dagger fell to the ground, and the body flew backwards and hit the front windshield of the car, bounced back and fell unconscious to the ground.When Xiao Zhan swung the knife in his left hand to cut off the man's wrist, he twisted his waist and turned around. He kicked the robber in the face with the sole of his shoe, kicked him into the air, and fell to the ground without moving again.

From grabbing the knife and throwing the soda can to slashing the hand with the knife and kicking the last robber away, in less than five seconds, Xiao Zhan's thunderous speed stunned all the passengers in the car, with their mouths agape. Type, the entire compartment was silent.

Chen Lei knew that Xiao Zhan was very skilled, so she was the first to react, and clapped her two little hands vigorously. The passengers seemed to wake up at the same time, and there was a burst of thunderous applause.

Xiao Zhan scratched his head in embarrassment, walked to the back of the carriage, picked up the can of soda on the ground, returned to Chen Lei, handed back the deformed can of soda to her, and said in a friendly voice, "This can is still drinkable. "

Chen Lei stared at her big round eyes, the eyes flashed with excitement, her small hands were clenched into fists and she said excitedly, "Wow, you are really good, I decided to make you my idol! You will definitely be there when you are free." You have to teach me a few tricks!"

At this time, the bus driver came over, grabbed Xiao Zhan's hand and said incoherently: "Thank you little brother, if you weren't in my car today, my old life might be in danger. you drink."

Xiao Zhan smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, I can't drink. People call me 'Wen Taishi'. Even if I smell alcohol, I will faint like a dead body." Everyone laughed.

Someone had already called the police. Not long after, the Highway Patrolman arrived and was amazed when they heard what had happened. They said that the four robbers had committed crimes on this road section several times. He managed to escape, but this time he was brought down by Xiao Zhan alone.The captain of the Highway Patrol Forcedly memorized Xiao Zhan's contact number, saying that he wanted to report it to his superiors to ask for credit for Xiao Zhan. Xiao Zhan smiled and said nothing. Chen Lei replied that Xiao Zhan went to the provincial capital this time to When he went to the Public Security Bureau to receive a good citizen award for being brave and brave, the passengers and the patrolmen praised him again, saying that he had the spirit of a hero with a hatred for evil, and Xiao Zhan couldn't help but squirm.

After the four robbers were taken away, the bus continued on its way. Along the way, the passengers took out the drinks and snacks they had brought and warmly gave them to Xiao Zhan, but they had to accept them after they refused, but it was Chen Lei who was on the cheap side.

"Hey, you said that I have encountered so many things recently, is this bad luck or bad luck or bad luck?" Xiao Zhan recalled the things that happened after he lost his memory, and said with emotion.

Chen Lei patted Xiao Zhan on the shoulder, and said in a sophisticated way: "Young man, you are so unlucky, think about that perverted pervert, and think about the four tragic robbers just now, they are much more miserable than you. "

Xiao Zhan said with a bitter face, "It's all their own doing, but I didn't do anything! When I think about what column you want me to write, I feel more miserable than those guys."

Chen Lei widened her eyes, and shouted: "What do you mean? No one has a chance to cling to me, but you are fine. I am such a delicate beauty who finds you and finds me annoying?"

Xiao Zhan quickly waved his hands and denied, "No, no, you misunderstood me. With your beauty like Chen Yuanyuan, it belongs to the level of national beauty and heavenly fragrance. How can I not be tempted? But I have a girlfriend, right?" I'm afraid that if one day I can't stand the temptation of your flower-like appearance, I will do something worse than a beast to you, and I will regret it."

Only then did Chen Lei snort in satisfaction, raised her head and said, "It's not too bad. The beauty of this lady is indeed not something an ordinary person like you can easily resist, but don't worry, I won't give you this chance , because you are not my dish."

"Yes yes yes, I understand, I will restrain myself." Xiao Zhan tried his best to hold back a smile and said to the narcissistic Chen Lei.

At noon, the bus just arrived at the long-distance bus station in the provincial capital of Qinan, the driver insisted on treating Xiao Zhan to a meal, but Xiao Zhan refused anyway, which made the driver unhappy for a while, and even said that Xiao Zhan looked down on him.In the end, Xiao Zhan still wrote a bad check and promised to find him at the long-distance station when he returned to Qingdao, which coaxed the driver to leave with a smile.

"Sigh, even men can act like a spoiled child these days, it's hard to survive these days." Xiao Zhan couldn't help but sighed.

Chen Lei covered her mouth and snickered: "Doesn't that prove that you are charming enough? Idol classmate, where are you going now?"

Xiao Zhan pondered for a while: "Well, I'll go to the Provincial Public Security Bureau first, and I'll have to ask an elder about something later, how about you?"

Chen Lei looked at the time and said, "I'll contact my classmate first, and we'll have dinner together if we have time in the evening."

Xiao Zhan nodded: "Okay, then let's fart in our pants - the soldiers will be divided into two teams."