i'm just a cook

The foreign beauty realized that the screams were coming from her side. Turning her head, she saw a young man standing beside her holding a bleeding hand, with a fork dangling tremblingly on the back of his hand.She screamed in fright, and quickly took out a silk scarf from her bag, trying to pull out a fork for the pickpocket to stop the bleeding.

Lu Xiaozhan tsk-tsk: "This foreign girl is really interesting, someone took her purse and she rushed to stop the bleeding, do you think she is weak, weak or weak?"

Ding Feng looked at the beautiful woman, without blinking, and said with a serious expression: "This foreign girl is very kind-hearted, it's not kind of you to say that about her."

Lu Xiaozhan let out a hey voice: "Did you be kind when you drool at others?"

Ding Feng was embarrassed for a while: "Ahem... that's another matter."

The two walked over while talking. Seeing the crowds gathering more and more, the thief didn't care about stopping the bleeding. He gritted his teeth, pulled out the fork and threw it on the ground, pushed the foreign beauty away and ran out.Seeing that she couldn't catch up, the beautiful woman was waving the silk scarf behind him and screaming.

Lu Xiaozhan stepped forward, grinned, and spoke in the same language as a beautiful woman: "Hey beautiful girl, please stop barking, he is shameless, let him go to the hospital by himself."

Seeing that Lu Xiaozhan understood the language of his own country, the beauty said in surprise, "You can understand me? That's great. May I ask what happened to that man just now?"

Lu Xiaozhan pouted and pointed to the wallet on the ground: "He took it out of your bag."

Only then did the beauty realize that her wallet was lying quietly on the ground, she exclaimed, and leaned over to pick it up: "God, how did this happen? Was that person a thief?"

Lu Xiaozhan smiled and bowed slightly: "Yes, so I gave him a fork to stop him. I'm sorry beauty, I feel ashamed that we have such people in Huaxia."

The beauty smiled generously and held out her hand: "Thank you very much for your help! My name is Sharapova, nice to meet you!"

Lu Xiaozhan raised his right arm covered with plaster, and stretched out his left hand: "I'm also very glad to meet a beauty like you, my name is Lu Xiaozhan."

Sharapova stuck out her tongue, and shook her left hand with Lu Xiaozhan.

Ding Feng listened to Lu Xiaozhan talking to the beauty about something he didn't understand for a long time, and took advantage of the gap between shaking hands and smiling to ask Lu Xiaozhan, "Hey, what language do you speak?"

Lu Xiaozhan pulled Ding Feng over and introduced to Sharapova: "This is my good friend Ding Feng. He discovered the thief just now and reminded me." Turning to Ding Feng, he said, "This is a Russian girl. Let me introduce you to her."

Ding Feng looked at Lu Xiaozhan with admiration: "You can even speak Russian? Tsk tsk... Fuck me, are you a cook?"

Sharapova smiled and stretched out her hand to Ding Feng, and said in apparently unauthentic Chinese: "Howl, I'm a Russian girl, I'm glad to throw you to death!"

Ding Feng looked at Lu Xiaozhan who was also embarrassed, and carefully held Sharapova's fingertips and shook them gently.

Sharapova chuckled and said to Lu Xiaozhan: "Lu, can I trouble you to translate? My Chinese is terrible."

Lu Xiaozhan stroked his chest with one hand, nodded and said, "I'm happy to help you." Turning his head, he scorned Ding Feng, "Did you see that? Seeing a foreign girl... ah no, seeing someone's foreign beauties are promising, don't pretend to be seeing them You cringe like a future mother-in-law."

Ding Feng let out a sharp sound, saying that he would ignore Lu Xiaozhan's ridicule.

Sharapova smiled and said, "Lu, Ding, thank you for today, can I treat you to coffee after shopping?"

Lu Xiaozhan looked at the time and agreed: "No problem, but Miss Sharapova, we haven't bought anything yet, I'm afraid you will have to wait for us for a while."

Sharapova nodded: "Okay, I also want to buy a few more things. If I finish shopping first, I will wait for you at the cashier."

Lu Xiaozhan smiled and said: "Then let's try to hurry up, Tolstoy said: Keeping the beauty waiting for a long time will cause a toothache!"

Sharapova wondered: "Did Tolstoy say that?"

Lu Xiaozhan pointed at Ding Feng solemnly and said, "He said it, because his Russian name is Tolstoy."

He uttered the word "Tuo" vaguely, and glanced at Ding Feng's head. Anyway, Sharapova didn't understand the meaning of it. It was all because Lu Xiaozhan had some irregular pronunciation. As for Ding Feng Feng—now he only has this Russian beauty in his eyes, how can he tell what Lu Xiaozhan is talking about?

Sharapova pushed the shopping cart one step ahead, while Lu Xiaozhan took Ding Feng to look for what he needed from shelf to shelf.When Ding Feng heard that this Russian beauty wanted to invite him to drink coffee, he was so excited that he was at a loss, and repeatedly urged Lu Xiaozhan to finish buying the raw materials quickly, so that he could drink coffee with the beauty and chat about life and ideals.Lu Xiaozhan gave him a disdainful look: "Your ideal is the same as that kid who took out his wallet just now, and it would be embarrassing to say it! Besides, why are you so eager? You can talk about your life without me as an interpreter."

Ding Feng was so hurt by Lu Xiaozhan that he couldn't speak. In order to prevent Lu Xiaozhan from being angry and refused to be an interpreter, he had to follow him with a shopping cart while smiling.

Lu Xiaozhan counted the things in the cart and murmured: "Rosemary, basil, taligen...the spices are all ready, let's go find pasta."

Ding Feng didn't understand what Lu Xiaozhan bought. All he could think about was Sharapova's hot figure and sweet smile. He said to himself: "Salad? Bowa? According to the literal meaning of the name Isn't she a big-breasted girl who can cook? Tsk tsk... Appropriate!"

Lu Xiaozhan staggered, and said angrily: "Can you be a little more sensual? Just stare at the big breasts?"

Ding Feng took it for granted and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Which man likes two screws on an iron plate? Hey Xiao Zhan, you said that Sharapova is beautiful and kind, how about we chase her down? "

Lu Xiaozhan said: "Don't talk about us, I want to chase after you, I'm not interested in Russian girls."

Ding Feng wondered: "Why? Although I'm very happy that you don't compete with me, I'm curious why you are not interested in her?"

Lu Xiaozhan smiled mysteriously: "You will know later."

Ding Feng asked: "Fuck me, don't be a fool, let's talk about it!"

Lu Xiaozhan said to himself: "Where is the spaghetti?" He ignored Ding Feng and walked away on his own.

The two bought all the raw materials needed for the competition as quickly as possible, and pushed the cart to line up to pay the bill. From a distance, Sharapova was already waiting at the exit with a few bags of things at their feet.Ding Feng dropped the shopping bag in his hand, and rushed to Sharapova in a stride, muttering: "Sin, sin, damn Xiao Zhan is really slow..."

Lu Xiaozhan angrily moved to the front with the big bag and small bag: "You bald man who sees sex and sees righteousness!"

Ding Feng said displeasedly: "Hey, why do you always expose people's faults?"

Lu Xiaozhan chuckled, leaned into Ding Feng's ear and whispered, "If you want to pick up a foreign girl, you're afraid that I won't reveal your shortest."

Ding Feng was so angry that his face turned green, and angrily walked out with a few bags at Sharapova's feet, saying, "Miss Sharapova, let's go and ignore this rascal."

Sharapova asked Lu Xiaozhan blankly: "What is Ding talking about? Why did he take away all the garbage bags thrown here?"

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Lu Xiaozhan walked to the door of the supermarket with Sharapova talking and laughing, but saw Ding Feng standing by the door looking at the parking lot not far from the door, Lu Xiaozhan walked over and touched Ding Feng: "Hey, what? Already? With a serious face, did you see the leader?"

Ding Feng pursed his lips: "I saw my colleague, he is here guarding us."

In the distance, two men with unkind expressions stood at the entrance of the parking lot, staring at the exit of the supermarket. One of them had a cloth tied on the back of his hand. It was the thief in the supermarket just now.Lu Xiaozhan said disapprovingly: "There are only two people, is it worth your nervousness?"

Ding Feng grinned: "I have practiced boxing and kicking for a few days anyway, are these two little shrimps worthy of my nervousness?" He said in a low voice, "Hey, you rest for a while. A chance to shake your head."

Lu Xiaozhan smiled contentedly, Ding Feng put down the bag in his hand and walked over, and when he was almost in front of the thief, Ding Feng smiled and said: "Oh, your hand doesn't hurt anymore? You know how to find someone to block us?"

The thief gave Ding Feng a bitter look, then turned to the person beside him and said, "Second Brother, it's this kid who messed with me just now."

The second brother nodded with a deep expression, whistled without saying a word, and more than 20 people surrounded him outside the parking lot.