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Lu Xiaozhan was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Where are you? What happened?"

Ding Feng sighed faintly: "I'm fine, I'm still panting. But Sharapova...my Sharapova is going back to Russia, I'm broken in love! My life goal is gone!"

"You...!" Lu Xiaozhan couldn't laugh or cry, he wanted to yell, "Hero Ding, is that what you are good for, an old man? Isn't it just a Sharapova, you are worth living here at your age? These days There's no fucking way..."

Ding Feng spat suddenly: "Fuck me, there are a dozen or so beauties around you, like a swarm of bees, circling around you. Brother, I finally fell in love with one, but I was about to fly away with a buzzing sound!" Well, you’re still gloating if you don’t give me some advice? A typical full man doesn’t know how hungry he is!”

Lu Xiaozhan saw that Ding Feng was faintly showing signs of losing his temper, and quickly comforted him: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, isn't Sharapova just going back to Russia? She's going back to work, not to get married... Oh yes, she's married without?"

Ding Feng said dumbly: "This... I forgot to ask."

Lu Xiaozhan said depressedly: "For a long time, you don't even know if someone is married or not, so you just blah blah blah blah? It's alright, alright, now hurry up and wash me up and sleep, don't bother me on the phone."

Ding Feng said with tears: "Xiao Zhan, I'm very sad, I'm very lost, please comfort me...I said it's noon and you let me sleep? No, you have to come out and accompany me, or I will run to your house Go to toss you!"

Lu Xiaozhan only felt that his head was getting bigger, and he said quickly: "Okay, okay, I will accompany you now, you are waiting for me at the bird of paradise. Hey, don't think about committing suicide!"

Ding Feng said angrily: "Don't worry, the road is so jammed that the cars are driving twenty yards. If you want to die, no car can hit me to death."

Lu Xiaozhan smiled while wearing his shoes: "You can find a tricycle and slowly run over you to death..."

It was already half an hour after Lu Xiaozhan arrived at the Bird of Paradise, and it was after one o'clock in the afternoon when the restaurant was relatively free, and Lu Xiaozhan was delighted as soon as he entered.I saw Ding Feng sitting in the corner of the restaurant with a half head of sparse and messy hair and a sad face. His eyes were dull and his stubble was hidden. He looked at the ceiling and kept moaning. He Dandan stood aside and looked at him expressionlessly. Zheng Junguang sat He hugged his shoulders and comforted him in a friendly voice, while An Qi and the other four beautiful girls from the Bird of Paradise were secretly laughing while covering their mouths.

"Hey, hey, what do you mean?" Lu Xiaozhan walked over leisurely, and said with a smile, "In addition to Sharapova, there are many beautiful flowers in this world waiting for you, Daxia Ding, to pick them. Orchid giving up the whole piece of cabbage?"

Ding Feng turned his head and glared at Lu Xiaozhan fiercely: "You are a coquettish man! You only know how to kiss beautiful women and touch their little hands, but do you understand love? Hmph!"

An Qi and Ye Zhen Zhen's eyes shot over again, Lu Xiaozhan shrank his neck in fright, and said depressedly: "Where am I being coquettish? It's okay, don't complain about yourself here, before Sharapova comes back Russia, I'll call her out, let's go sing and relax, shall we?"

Ding Feng's eyes lit up, and his buttocks jumped up like a spring: "Damn it, your words are the most pleasing to me all day, hurry up, you will give Sharapao Baby call!"

Lu Xiaozhan took out his phone helplessly and dialed the number: "Miss Sharapova, do you have anything to do this afternoon?... Oh, I just booked the air ticket and nothing to do... That's right, we have a custom in China, that is, we will greet guests for her before saying goodbye. Hold a farewell party, we are already friends?...Yes, yes, so I would like to invite you to have fun in the afternoon, please enjoy it."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Xiaozhan turned his head to look at Ding Feng, and said, "Sharapova has booked her flight ticket, and she will leave tonight."

Ding Feng's face collapsed in an instant, and he murmured: "What should I do? My Sharapova is about to leave me, what should I do..."

Lu Xiaozhan patted Ding Feng: "So, take the last chance to confess your love to him, maybe he will stay here because of you? Use your beautiful singing to impress her!"

Ding Feng slapped his forehead: "That's right! It's not for nothing that I call the God of Songs with long legs!"

Lu Xiaozhan made arrangements one by one: "Eggy guards the store, Brother Guang will go with us, any of you four beauties who are interested in going together, raise your hand."

An Qi shook her head with a smile, Ye Zhen Zhen was a little eager to try it, but she didn't dare to say anything when she saw that the "real wife" An Qi was not interested.Yuan Yilin said that she wanted to go back to her residence to get some things, but Wang Lu looked at Lu Xiaozhan expectantly with her small face up: "Master, can you take me there?"

Lu Xiaozhan smiled: "Success, then Wu can follow us."

Wang Lu stomped her feet and said angrily, "Don't call me Wu Neng again!"

Lu Xiaozhan said: "Okay Bajie, let's go." After speaking, he pulled Ding Feng and left. After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped and smirked at Zheng Junguang: "Brother Guang, bring your eating guy with you. When we Daxia Ding is down and wants to seek death or something, you can pretend to be Sharapova and dance a bit of sex dance for him to coax him."

Zheng Junguang and Ding Feng felt disgusted at the same time, looked at Lu Xiaozhan with contempt, turned their heads and walked out.Lu Xiaozhan caught up with a smile: "Hey Brother Guang, don't forget to bring your meal guy." Zheng Junguang's voice came from afar: "It's in my bag..." Wang Lu also chased after him bouncingly: "Master ! Don't leave me behind."

The four of them came to the door of a ktv called Golden Chaoyang. Wang Lu went in to see if there were any free boxes. Zheng Junguang went in with her and said it was to cool off. Ding Feng pulled Lu Xiaozhan and stood in front of the door. The sun is waiting for the beautiful woman to arrive, making Lu Xiaozhan complain and keep wiping the oil on the tip of his nose.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Sharapova finally arrived, wearing a low-cut beige V-neck top with a denim skirt, deep ruts and long white legs unique to Westerners. It was even more dazzling under the bright sunlight, which made Ding Feng's forehead congested with blood and lost his mind for a while.

Lu Xiaozhan quietly pinched Ding Feng: "Hey, can you stop being so impatient? I'm ashamed of you." He walked forward and said with a smile: "Sharapova, The sun is too strong today, let's go in and talk."

Sharapova smiled and trotted over, the turbulent waves on her chest directly made Ding Feng shed shameful nosebleeds, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly took out a tissue to cover his nose.Fortunately, Sharapova didn't pay attention, and she ran over and grabbed the hands of the two: "The summer in Tianhai is much hotter than Moscow, let's go in first."

Lu Xiaozhan is used to holding the little hands of beauties, but he didn't respond much. Ding Feng is indeed because of his appearance and hair problems, few girls care about him, let alone such a tall Russian beauty holding his hand, he suddenly seemed like a middle-aged man. Like a thunderbolt, there was a buzzing in the brain, the blood rushed up, his face was flushed, and he followed in a daze to the hall.

There are a total of two hundred large, medium, small, and luxury boxes in Golden Chaoyang, occupying four floors. Lu Xiaozhan counted the number of people and there were only five people, so he asked for a middle box in order not to look too spacious.Of course, according to Ding Feng's wishes, he wished he could get an extra small box so that he and Sharapova could be squeezed tighter.

Since the snacks and drinks of Golden Chaoyang need to be purchased in the small supermarket on the first floor, it is definitely not feasible to send Sharapova, a beautiful foreigner, because her knowledge of beverage brands is limited to Coca-Cola and Pepsi, and Ding Feng But in order to fight for even a little chance to get tired of being with Sharapova, he refused to move his place.Lu Xiaozhan wanted to take a trip, but was stopped by Ding Feng and asked him to be an interpreter. As a result, Zheng Junguang glanced at Wang Lu who was shaking his head and listening to the song, and ran out of the box to the supermarket on the first floor with his head down. Go for drinks and snacks.

After waiting for ten minutes, Ding Feng became a little impatient, and shouted: "Fuck me, Zheng Junguang went to Hong Kong to buy water? I'm almost dying of thirst!"

Lu Xiaozhan said contemptuously: "Then why don't you go by yourself? His small arms and legs let him carry so many things, it's no wonder he can run fast." He stood up and looked out from the small window on the box door, I just happened to see Zheng Junguang walking over from the other end of the aisle, holding a big shopping basket in his hand, filled with big and small bags of food and several bottles of drinks, beer, and so on. gasping.

Lu Xiaozhan just wanted to open the door to greet him, but when he saw Zheng Junguang passing by the door of the box diagonally opposite, he almost collided with the person who came out to answer the phone in the box, and the man suddenly raised his face and frowned as if scolding After saying something, Lu Xiaozhan saw it clearly, and wondered: "Hey, why did you meet this bastard here?"