i'm just a cook

A beautiful woman wearing a pair of hot pants and showing a pair of white flowers and slender legs saw Xiao Zhan who was entering the door pensively by the sink at the entrance, and mistakenly thought that Xiao Zhan was peeking at her thigh with his head lowered, so she walked away in a fit of anger. He picked up the mop left by the cleaner and hit it up.

Xiao Zhan, who found out that he was in the wrong place, hurriedly exited the women's bathroom, and saw the beautiful woman holding up a mop that was about to become bald and aggressively chasing him out. The mop pointed at Xiao Zhan and forced him to the corner of the bathroom door. He even cursed: "Damn it! How dare you break into the women's bathroom in broad daylight? See if I don't call the police and arrest you!" After a while, a circle of people surrounded Xiao Zhan and the beauty.

"Damn, do you need to be so radical? Isn't it just that you went to the wrong place?" Xiao Zhan was in distress. At this time, surrounded by so many people, he was afraid that he would not be able to explain it. The long-legged beauty bowed and said in a loud voice, "I'm sorry, Mita (Korean language: Sorry)!"

The beauty and the crowd who didn't know the truth were taken aback, Xiao Zhan took the opportunity to slip out, and vaguely heard the beauty and the crowd say in unison behind the scenes: "Damn! Bangzi!"

"Are all the beauties so fierce these days? There's no way to live this day." Xiao Zhan muttered and secretly turned to the fire escape stairs, and went around to the bathroom on the third floor to solve it. Depression and urgency coexisted.

Xiao Zhan Shi Shi ran back to the Japanese restaurant on the second floor after solving his internal urgency, and was just about to sit down when he suddenly found someone else in the seat, a beautiful woman in her twenties with a ponytail tied up, her skin was fair and tender, With a slender figure, wearing a pair of hot pants, showing a pair of white thighs, a pair of big eyes staring at him angrily on his red face, the long eyelashes are still trembling slightly under the anger, although his face is full of bitterness. The hatred is deep, but there is another kind of beauty.

"Yeah? That long-legged beauty? Damn, the chase is here!" Xiao Zhan bowed his seated body, bent his knees at a sixty-degree angle, and looked at the beautiful woman in front of him in a daze, "This girl It's really beautiful if you look closely."

"**!" The beauty suddenly pointed at Xiao Zhan and yelled, and added, "Bangzi**!"

Ye Rongrong and An Song were puzzled, and An Song accidentally choked and spit out a mouthful of rice grains.

"What's the situation? What's the fuck, what's the stick?" An Song wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and hurriedly asked the beauty to divert his attention.

Ye Rongrong was also stunned, looked at Xiao Zhan, then at the beauty, and said, "Zhenzhen, what are you talking about? Is Xiao Zhan a dick? Or a stick?"

Xiao Zhan maintained that bow shape before he could sit down, opened his mouth wide and looked at the beautiful woman, and after a while he came back to his senses, turned around and asked Ye Rongrong: "Sister Hua, is this crazy girl your sister Ye Zhenzhen?"

Ye Zhenzhen was also stunned, and said to Ye Rongrong: "Miss, do you know this woman?" Immediately, she reacted, pointing at Xiao Zhan with anger on her face: "Who are you calling a crazy girl? You bastard! Peeping at the women's restroom Said, pretending to be a stick, it's too hateful!"

Pointing to Xiao Zhan's cheek with the gauze on it: "Oh! Have you ever been caught peeping in other places and beaten like this? I really don't have a long memory."

Xiao Zhan was also anxious, got up and pointed at Ye Zhen Zhen and shouted: "Hey, which eye of yours saw me peeping? I just accidentally went to the wrong place and pushed the wrong door, and besides, I didn't see you naked Shit, what are you talking about, you still use such a long mop stick to beat me, and you also attract a large group of people who don't know the truth to watch me, I am wronged! Besides, the injuries on my face and body It’s not because I was beaten up by someone as a prostitute, it was your sister! Ah, bah, bah, I was wrong, it was your sister who hit me!”

Ye Rongrong nodded in agreement.

Ye Zhenzhen was out of breath, she leaned her little head in front of Xiao Zhan and shouted: "I don't care if you were beaten or bumped, anyway, you're just a fuck, there's nothing to be pitiful about. Why don't you tell me you went to the wrong place? You have to Wait until I drive you away with a big mop stick? Besides, if you apologize, you apologize, why do you speak Korean? Are you embarrassed to admit that you are a Chinese man?"

Xiao Zhan also put his head in front of Ye Zhenzhen, and retorted loudly: "When I found out that I went to the wrong place, I just wanted to explain and apologize, but I was confused by your dolphin sound. When I wake up, your big stick You just came in front of me, as for why I apologized in Korean? That’s my pleasure! Brother, I can speak several languages, cut it, make a fuss.”

Just as he was talking, Xiao Zhan suddenly realized that he was already very close to Ye Zhen Zhen's little face, if he pronounced the word "du" he might be able to kiss her trembling red cherry mouth.

Feeling the embarrassment, Xiao Zhan's voice dropped and slowed down, and he said to Ye Zhen Zhen with a serious face: "But let's not say, I really encountered such a thing in front of a toilet a while ago, it's not like me I went to the wrong door, I went to the women's bathroom to peek, and when I was discovered, I said "I'm sorry, I went to the wrong place", authentic Beijing accent! My little daughter-in-law is big The girl saw that the tourists in the capital apologized, and she didn't say anything else in line with the principle that foreign people prefer to chant sutras. I didn't expect that when I walked outside, I heard that man say to another man in Korean, "Huaxia There are so many beauties, and her thighs are tender and white, Smecta', that wretched look pissed me off, and this stick is still pretending to be a Chinese after playing peeps, are you angry or not?" Angrily.

Ye Zhenzhen hadn't realized the change in Xiao Zhan's attitude, she was startled after hearing these words, and then flew into a rage: "The stick is so disgusting? That's why I didn't meet him, otherwise I'll beat him to death with a big stick!" After pondering, he smiled slyly and said, "Next time I will go to the men's bathroom by mistake and speak Korean, hehe...that's a good idea."

Xiao Zhan scratched his head, and said shyly: "Well, it's my fault that I went to the wrong place. It's normal for you to be so angry at me. I'm really sorry. But then again, I didn't expect you to be Sister Hua's younger sister. , I didn't expect you to be so beautiful and have such a good figure."

Ye Zhen Zhen was a little embarrassed by Xiao Zhan's praise, she hung her head and secretly smiled and said: "I have something wrong, I don't know who put that big stick in my hand, I don't even know who it is. I picked it up without thinking too much. In fact, I believe you are not a prostitute, seeing how gentle and handsome you are, you will definitely not go to the women's toilet to peep."

An Song and Ye Rongrong stared at each other with their mouths wide open, watching the two go from arguing to almost fighting to almost hitting and then softly flattering each other, they looked at each other speechlessly, shook their heads and continued to eat with their heads down.But Xiao Zhan secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and there was only one thought in his mind repeatedly: "This girl has a single-cell brain, and just a few words can get rid of her hot temper, she is just a silly girl. "