deep stream wild flowers

The next day, when Principal Wolf was in class, he put an ugly big black plaster on his face. [ ] There is also a small piece on the bridge of the nose, like a clown.Quite funny.Don't say that both Chen Da and Wang laughed so hard that their backs ached.Even the little guys in the classroom looked at it and exclaimed in unison: "Principal Wolf, why do you dress yourself up like this today? It's so beautiful!"

In order to clarify the facts, Principal Wolf had no choice but to say to the children: "Students, do you know why I became like this?"

The children shouted: "I don't know!"

"Want to know?"

"Think!" They replied neatly and loudly:

"Then let me tell you, Principal Wolf was bitten by an ugly and fierce tigress!"

"Ah, it's amazing! It's scary..." The children were amazed again and again.

"Where did that tigress come from?" a thick-headed student asked curiously.

"This one always comes out of the big mountain behind the school, so, students, you must not run into the mountain casually, you know?"

"I know!" The little guys still answered in unison.

"Principal Wolf, the tigress bit your face like this, did you bite the big tiger?" the student who asked the question just now asked again.

"Student Wu Meng, why do you think I will bite this big tiger?" Lang Mo was very surprised.

"Because, you are the principal wolf. Since you are the principal 'wolf', you should also be very powerful and brave. Then, since the big tiger bit you, you should bite it too, even if it bites off its limbs." Tail, and bring the tail back for us to see, that would be great!"

Lang Mo almost passed out!But when the children heard this, they said unrelentingly: "Yes, yes, yes, Principal Wolf, when the big tiger comes again, you must bite off its tail!" He sighed and said: "Children, you are right. When the tigress reappears, Principal Wolf will not only bite off its tail, but also bite off its nose, mouth, and ears, and then bite off its tail." The teeth are also pulled out, do you think it's okay? "

"Okay, okay! Principal Wolf is awesome! Really amazing!..." The little sparrows in the classroom shouted in unison.

After school in the afternoon, wait for the kids to finish walking.Chen Da came to Lang Mo's room and said, "Principal Wolf, tomorrow is the weekend. I will go back to the village today and come here on time on Monday morning. How about you, how are you going to spend the weekend?" Lang Mo smiled and said, "Teacher Chen, you and Wang Of course it’s good to have a family and a wife, but I’m a bachelor and it’s so far away from home, what else can I do, I can only stay in this school!”

Chen Da laughed and said: "In this case, wouldn't you marry a wife sooner? People here are a little poorer, but the girls here are juicy and juicy, with big buttocks, and giving birth is like a dumpling. As much as you want, she will help you have as much as you want. How about it, Principal Wolf, are you interested in finding a girlfriend? With a companion who can wash your clothes and warm your bed, wouldn’t it be easy to spend your days like this? If you can afford it I, Chen Da, maybe I can make a fuss for you. I am afraid that you, a great scholar, will look down on our country girls, hahaha." This Chen Da was originally called Lang Mo Weilang, but when the child heard it late Call him 'Principal Wolf', and simply call Lang Mo 'Principal Wolf' together with Wang Du

Lang Mo hurriedly said: "How can I? How can I look down on this big girl in Fenghua Village! Don't tell me, the girls here are much more beautiful than the girls in the city!"

Chen Dasong asked: "So, do you have a crush on the girl from that family? Would you like me to help you find a matchmaker?"

"Just joking, joking, Mr. Chen, you don't have to take it seriously, but you have to go back and forth, there are really many beauties in Fenghua Village, and I have seen several of them. Is this really hard for me to imagine?"

"Haha, Principal Wolf, you are dishonest! Yes, do you know why? It's a bit long to say." One sentence immediately aroused Lang Mo's interest.This is exactly what he wants.Because he also wanted to figure this out early in the morning.

As soon as he talked about the origin of the beauties in the village, Chen Da also became energetic, so he sat down on the old chair next to the coffee table in Lang Mo's room, and Lang Mo, like a primary school student, put the old chair next to the desk. The temporary wooden stool was moved to the opposite of Chen Da, and the old TV was held aside, and a pot of tea was brewed.The two chatted while drinking tea.

After drinking a cup of hot strong green tea, Chen Da started talking: "If you want to talk about why this girl in Fenghua Village is so beautiful, you have to start talking about it when Anlushan rebelled in the Tang Dynasty. Anlushan I Don't tell me, you should know too. More than half of the Great Tang's country was destroyed by him!"

Lang Mo nodded and said: "Yes, I know that period of history very well!" Lang Mo was right, he was originally a student of the Chinese Department, and he must be more familiar with history than Chen Da in front of him.According to historical records, An Lushan was smart and capable since he was a child, and he was fluent in six minority languages.In his youth, Zhang Shougui served under the Jiedushi in Youzhou as a low-level military officer, and was later promoted to a senior general.For ten years to Tianbao, he also served as the Jiedu envoy of Pinglu, Fanyang and Hedong.He tried his best to please Tang Xuanzong and worshiped Yang Guifei as his godmother, which won Tang Xuanzong's trust.He saw the political chaos in the Tang Dynasty and the relaxation of military equipment, so he had a rebellious heart.

In the 755th year of Tianbao (15), An Lushan and Shi Siming set up troops in Fanyang, falsely preaching a "secret decree" to appeal to Yang Guozhong, and sent 20 troops, claiming 20.After Tang Xuanzong heard about the change, he hurriedly sent Feng Changqing to Luoyang to recruit troops for defense, and Gao Xianzhi led troops to station in Shanzhou.The two generals were defeated by the rebels, retreated to Tongguan, and executed for Tang Xuanzong.Tang Xuanzong sent Ge Shuhan to lead [-] troops to guard Tongguan.In the fifteenth year of Tianbao, in the first month, An Lushan proclaimed himself emperor in Luoyang, and the country was named Dayan.In June, Tongguan was broken and Chang'an was occupied.Tang Xuanzong fled in panic.When they arrived at Mawei post, the forbidden army mutinied, killed Yang Guozhong, and forced Tang Xuanzong to hang Yang Guifei to death.Tang Xuanzong fled to Chengdu.Prince Li Xiang fled to Lingwu, where he was the emperor, that is, Emperor Suzong of Tang Dynasty.

After Tang Suzong came to the throne, relying on the troops of Shuofang Jiedu envoy Guo Ziyi and Hedong envoy Li Guangbi, he mobilized troops from all walks of the northwest to actively prepare for a counterattack.In the south, Zhang Xun and Xu Yuan stood firm in Suiyang, and Lu Jiong stood firm in Nanyang, blocking the passage of the rebels going south and ensuring the source of Tang Chaojiang's and Huai's wealth.The rebel army looted and massacred everywhere, and after entering Chang'an, they also slaughtered and looted wantonly. The people in Guanzhong and other places rebelled one after another, and the rebel army lost many battles.

In the second year of Zhide, An Lushan was killed by his son An Qingxu, who proclaimed himself emperor.Guo Ziyi took the opportunity to regain Chang'an with an army of 15, and soon Luoyang.An Qingxu fled to Ye (now southwest of Linzhang, Henan).In the second year of Qianyuan, Shi Siming defeated the Tang army outside Yecheng, killed An Qingxu, made himself emperor of Dayan, and took advantage of the victory to fall into Luoyang again.In the second year of Shangyuan, Shi Siming was killed by his son Shi Chaoyi.The next year, with the help of Huihe soldiers, Tang recaptured Luoyang.Shi Chaoyi retreated to Hebei and committed suicide.The Anshi Rebellion has subsided so far, and it has lasted for eight years.

Chen Da slobbered and said a lot, nothing more than talking about how An Lushan rebelled, how it failed, and how it was killed in the end, etc. However, some of what Teacher Chen said is sometimes simply wrong. Ma Zui, he even said that Concubine Yang sent someone to kill An Lushan and destroy his body, in order to eliminate the evidence of Concubine Yang's usurpation and treason.When did Concubine Yang send someone to kill An Lushan, and when did she rebel?Hearing this, Lang Mo couldn't laugh or cry.

Perhaps seeing something wrong with Lang Mo's expression, Chen Da stopped his tongue and said, "You know, where did An Lushan's short-lived emperor's son escape?" The crux of the matter.

Lang Mo smiled and asked: "Where, you wouldn't say that he just fled to Fenghua Village?" His substitute. He escaped a catastrophe and came here with a group of personal guards under him, several old and weak ministers, court ladies and concubines!" Having said this, Da Chen's face looked quite mysterious. "What happened later?" "Although An Xu escaped the catastrophe of being killed, he died not long after arriving in Fenghua Village due to excessive shock and illness."

Lang Mo stuck his chin and continued to ask: "What happened next?" "After An Xu's death, there were only those strong guards like cows and some beautiful concubines, princesses, court ladies and so on. They saw the master After being killed, the group of dragons without a leader was in chaos for a while. Of course, some people thought of running away. But most people found that the mountains and rivers here are good and the land is fertile, so they stayed. Naturally, I don’t need to say more about what happened after that Yes! Of course they entered the bridal chamber in pairs. Think about it, among the women who came here from the palace, which ones were not selected through thousands of selections. Which ones were not white, tender, and beautiful. Then they Of course the next generation will be beautiful. Such good seeds, of course, have to bear beautiful flowers, even if you don’t want to! Don’t you think so? So, since then, there have been many natural beauties in Fenghua Village!”

Lang Mo laughed loudly: "Absurdity, you are pure absurdity!"Think about it, of course maids, concubines, and princesses are beautiful, but if those guards are all muscular and ugly, how can they give birth to beautiful women?So I say, you are making it up!Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable! "

Chen Dayi was a little anxious and said: "What I said is true! People of the older generation say so, maybe I am a descendant of a certain minister!" Lang Mo smiled even more happily: "Come on, Teacher Chen, no matter what you say, I won’t believe it too much, I just think it’s because I’ve gained some knowledge. You didn’t see how An Xu died, and I didn’t see it. Let’s just treat him as a natural old man. And die, how about it, enough creativity! Hahaha..." Principal Wolf's smile moved the lump on the eye socket, and even the plaster moved accordingly.The pain caused him to quickly stop smiling.

Now, Chen Dazhen was rather unconvinced: "Since you don't believe me, I still have a reason to explain why there are so many beautiful women here!"

"Oh. There is a reason? Tell me! But don't make it up!"

"This is definitely not a nonsense! Have you noticed that almost no one in this village uses a mobile phone?"

"Yeah, I also wonder if people in the village can't afford mobile phones. I don't think it looks like it. Nowadays, mobile phones are like toys. They are very cheap and no one can afford them. Or, there is no signal here? No wonder, I asked you a few days ago where there is a telephone, and you said that there are only public telephones here. There is no mobile phone, so I wondered at that time!"

"You're right in the first half of the sentence, but the second half is wrong. The county's telecommunications bureau erected that tower on the mountain behind our school very early. What kind of tower, oh yes, signal transmission Tower. But for some reason, the tower was struck by lightning as soon as it was erected! Whether it is flat ground or by the river, the result is still the same, and it was struck by lightning. The three transmission towers in a row were all destroyed in less than a year. This time, the telecommunications bureau was so scared that they no longer dared to throw them into the ravine. money. But they still didn’t give up, and invited a group of experts to rush around the village with a car full of instruments, and then they came to a conclusion, saying that the magnetic field here is too strong, and it is easy to attract lightning strikes and the like , I don’t understand too much. But the people in the nearby villages don’t believe this, they all think that there must be dragon energy here, so they blow up the launch tower!”

"Dragon Qi, what Dragon Qi?"

"Dragon Qi, isn't it the soul of An Xu? Anyway, he has been emperor for a few days, and of course he can be considered a half-true Dragon Emperor, but he died too unjustly, so his dragon Qi didn't dissipate. Wandering around in the sky in Hanamura, I saw some unpleasant things, especially the transmission tower that radiated radio waves into the sky all day long, disrupting normal rest! Of course he had to chop it up! So I said, this place is covered by dragon air, so naturally It is full of aura, and those girls are developing in so much aura, it is difficult to think whether they are beautiful or not."

Seeing that his words were getting more and more outrageous, Lang Mo hurriedly stopped his long speech.After chatting a few words, it is right to believe that Chen Dacai went home contentedly.

After Chen Da left, Lang Mo himself laughed. What did Chen Da say?It seems that he wasted his expression again.But he thought to himself: 'It would be better not to have a tower, since I don't have money to buy a mobile phone anyway.Well, it's getting late.It seems that I should go to Alan's place to take a look.See if Liu Mei is gone, if not, what should my little dick do?It's terrible! '