deep stream wild flowers

Chapter 9 Stealing Sweet Potatoes

Alan's vegetable field is very large, covering two or three acres of land, and it took the two of them a whole morning to complete such a small vegetable field. 【 】Although Lang Mo only dared to be responsible for weeding, he squatted on the ground for several hours, pulling it out like an old hen pecking at rice, and he also felt back pain.He asked: "Alan, why did you plant so many vegetables, did you come here alone?" "

Stretching his waist, Alan said: "You think I'm willing to grow so many vegetables! The country people are no better than your city people. Some vegetable farmers will send them to the vegetable market, and the country people usually grow their own vegetables to eat. Besides, this Fenghua village is in the countryside. It’s almost [-] kilometers away, and every three days in the township is a fair day, and you can only buy vegetables when you go to the market. If I have to go to the township to buy vegetables every time, then my restaurant can’t open? What’s more, the road is so far away , and it’s difficult to walk, and it takes several hours to go back and forth. Who can bear it?” Lang Mo kept nodding, indeed, it’s not easy for the farmer uncle!

When it was almost twelve o'clock at noon, Alan wiped the sweat off his face and said, "The vegetable field is too hot, it's time to rest, or else it's easy to suffer from heat stroke." At this moment, what Lang Mo most wanted to hear was this sentence He was already so hot that he almost stuck out his tongue to catch his breath.Lang Mo: "In this case, let's go back quickly." ""go back?No, if we go back like this, we will definitely be gossiped if we are seen. ""We didn't do anything, why are we afraid of gossip?" Lang Mo was quite puzzled. "Although we didn't do anything, other people don't think so. If people see us, they must think we have done something?" Alan replied. "Don't think so complicated, we really didn't do anything!" After Lang Mo finished speaking, he suddenly said: "Why do I think this is like a tongue twister, what are we doing and not doing?" I also feel a little dizzy. "After Lang Mo touched the back of his head and said these words, Alan suddenly laughed. After laughing, her face suddenly turned red because she realized that she had said something wrong just now. Lang Mo seemed to have figured out the mystery, So, in order to prove his pure thought, he grinned and tried to explain: "Alan, we are weeding, nothing to do, right? "

Who knew this sentence made Alan blush even more: "Die! Big bad wolf! Don't make tongue twisters here. Let's go under the tree next to the vegetable field to enjoy the shade!" Lang Mo laughed secretly, following Alan like an asshole Behind the village, although the countryside is poor, there are many trees and clear water.This is incomparable in the city. I came under a big sweet-scented osmanthus tree.Lang Mo: "We won't go back, so what will we have for lunch?" Alan pointed to the ground, where a small square lunch box with aluminum skin was lying next to the root of the tree.Lang Mo said with a smile: "So you brought food! It's just that this lunch box is so small, how can it be enough for the two of us." Okay, how about we have half of each of us?" "Okay, half of each of us."

When eating, the problem arises again. There is only one pair of chopsticks and two mouths, what should I do?Lang Mo said with a cheeky smile: "One bite for each person?" Alan stared: "I think you are really a big bad wolf! You think beautifully! I will eat half of it first, and then I will eat it for you!" After finishing speaking, he ignored Lang Mo She ate alone, and soon, she only ate a small half, and gave the lunch box to Lang Mo.For Lang Mo's age, the appetite is the best time, he took the lunch box, gobbled it up, and finished the meal within a few mouthfuls.I touched my stomach, but it didn't seem to be bulging at all, it was still deflated.

Watching Lang Mo move funny.Alan seemed to think of something.She brought Lang Mo to a vegetable field full of vines, and said to Lang Mo, "I'll show you the wind and dig out two potatoes." Lang Mo: "Potatoes? Whose family are these?" "It's at the fat aunt's house at the entrance of the village." "If this is the case, don't we become thieves without other people's consent?" "Stealing your ghost, this is called digging, not stealing, hurry up!" "Okay, Aren’t they just two potatoes? What if someone sees them?” “Students are always talkative. Usually, few people come to the vegetable fields at noon. Hurry up and dig!” So ​​under the guidance of Alan, he found the two largest ones. Cane, grab the vegetable vine, and then lift it up with all your strength.There was only a slight "tearing" sound in the mud, and two potatoes as big as teapots were lifted out.Picking up the potatoes, Lang Mo was about to speak when he heard Alan say in surprise: "Not good!It can't be such a coincidence, the fat lady is here! "

When Lang Mo heard that someone was coming, although Lang Mo was bold, he was young after all, and he was doing such a sneaky thing, his head was a little dizzy, and he couldn't think of a way to deal with it.Seeing this, Alan quickly ran up to him, took his hand, turned around and slipped into the dense green brackets in the vegetable fields.They just hid.On the ridge of the vegetable field, a middle-aged woman with a figure like a bucket, humming, swayed along the ridge to the vegetable field.

After the fat aunt came to the vegetable field, she walked to the center of the vegetable field, bent down and picked a winter melon, then patted on the winter melon, her ears stopped ringing, and then she picked up the winter melon and was about to leave.Alan, who was hiding behind the bracket, saw this and said to himself: "Amitabha, Amitabha, please, please, don't let her see the potatoes being dug..." Lang Mo asked quietly: "Why, this fat lady Very powerful?" "She, she is the number one shrew in Fenghua Village, no one dares to provoke her?" Alan turned his head and told Lang Mo softly. "Then since you know she's powerful, why are you still messing with her?" "Because only their family has potatoes!"

At this time, behind the bracket, the two were almost lying on the mud floor, and they were tightly stuck together.This is the closest Lang Mo has been to Alan.Alan's delicate fragrance once strongly stimulated his nose.Alan's soft body leaned tightly against his side.Lang Mo started thinking wildly again.Alan was afraid of being caught, so he naturally stared at the fat aunt, but Lang Mo, a pervert, was staring at her closely. He was praying, hoping that the fat aunt would stay for a while, so that this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity could be used properly. Extend it for a while.

As a result, his sincere prayer finally worked, and the fat aunt found the two stolen potatoes.She put down the wax gourd and looked around, but there was nothing unusual.But she didn't want to do it, and started cursing at the sky: "Which thief who suffered a thousand dollars and died stole my sweet potato, who is it? Come out if you have a seed, or retract it into your mother's belly If you dare to steal my sweet potatoes, I will let him eat rotten intestines, let him have children without a penis, and let him have cancer... The following words are even more unheard of. Lang Mo originally wanted to rush out, but when he thought that he was a principal, he had to be a teacher. If he went out like this, how would he be able to meet people and be a teacher? So uneducated, so impolite!Why are you so unqualified?Isn't it just two potatoes? There's no need to curse people like that, right? "

The fat aunt scolded for a long time, only to feel that the scolding was enough, so she picked up the winter melon and left the vegetable field.The two looked at each other and smiled wryly.Lang Mo: "How did she know that his potatoes were stolen? Aren't there a lot of voles in this field?" When digging potatoes, she brought out the fresh soil, of course she knew that her things were stolen, and it was not long ago, so she scolded the street like this!" "I see, it seems that her quality is not good enough. Why don’t we eat these potatoes?” “Yes, why don’t you eat them? It doesn’t matter if she scolds hers and I eat mine. When she scolds, doesn’t she scold her back? She scolds the streets in the countryside. It's a perfectly normal thing. If someone steals from me, maybe I'll start scolding too. It's just that I scold more gently." After speaking, he took a potato, tore off the skin, and opened his mouth to chew.After listening to Alan's words, Lang Mo felt a little funny: "That's right, she can't scold us, eat!"

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