The snake demon husband is hard on the bow

"How could this be?" Du Yuanyuan was unscathed, he picked up the black residue and murmured, and then the scorched debris fell from between his fingers, and he came back to his senses He asked urgently, "little girl, are you okay, let me see."

"Wow, wow—" Little Mushroom was extremely wronged, kicking his two calves, "Daddy wants to kill Xiaodie."

"..." Du Yuanyuan breathed out black lines, "Do I have to work so hard to kill you? Stop crying! Give me a look." He grabbed the tearful little mushroom and hugged it to his lap Looking left and right, it seems that there is nothing serious except that the little face is blackened, and Xiao Du raised his hand, which was not very clean, and wiped it twice on his face, and it immediately became muddy, Xiaodie's pink and tender There are a lot of smudges on the face, just like a little cat, Du Yuanyuan immediately laughed when he saw it, "It's not bad, it's as good as your mother."

"My mother?" Xiaodie's eyes were stuck, with teardrops still standing on her eyelashes, "Daddy, you said, oh, I understand, it's your girlfriend, right?"

"Ahem, not a girlfriend." Du Yuanyuan couldn't explain clearly for a while. If it was his boyfriend, it would be even more wrong. You can't instill this kind of thinking in a young girl.

Unexpectedly, Xiaodie kept asking, "Who is that, who is it?"

"It's...uh, someone." Du Yuanyuan was speechless, and then changed the subject, "This fireball is really powerful."

"Daddy, take this opportunity to change the subject." Xiaodie pouted, "Who is my mother?"

"You're not old enough to learn how to draw text." Du Yuanyuan felt more and more amused, holding the little mushroom, facing a pile of broken copper and iron, the flickering candlelight reflected on their cheeks, but in this dark night, there was a way Endless warmth. "He, he... uh, it's actually a man..."

"Huh?" A look of surprise and confusion immediately appeared on Xiaodie's immature face, "According to Xiaodie's knowledge, both mothers are women, why is father's wife a man? What's going on?"

"..." Du Yuanyuan pursed his lips, "Can you not learn how to speak from me?"

"What's going on!" Xiaodie was very anxious, and suddenly found that she didn't understand this world at all, and she didn't care about her dark face, shaking Du Yuanyuan and said, "Daddy, tell me quickly! Could it be that there are men in this world too?" ?”

"Yes, yes..." Du Yuanyuan was at a loss for words, "Well, your father and my wife are the beautiful uncle that day."

"He? How could it be him!" Xiaodie swiped down and jumped off Du Yuanyuan's lap, "Didn't Daddy say that he is your good friend?"

"Uh, good friend and wife, what's up."

"How can this be?" Little Mushroom muttered.

"Why can't it be, what, let's drop it!" Du Yuanyuan shook his head, a little suspicious that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, "Your father and I are just like this."

"You, you are Duanxiu!" Xiaodie finally came to a conclusion, "You like men!"

"Ah, you're right, add [-] points." Du Yuanyuan laughed, "Okay, what I like has nothing to do with you, even if I like sows, it's not up to you, a little girl, to point fingers and express opinions. Do you understand, come here, Go wash your face."

"Daddy is a big glass! Woohoo." Xiaodie seemed to fall into a kind of bottomless sadness in an instant, and tears welled up in her eyes again. Du Yuanyuan, who was crying, was at a loss. Basin, yelling I don't want I don't want...

Du Yuanyuan was stunned, more startled than the fireball technique, what's wrong with this girl, can't she accept the fact that she has two fathers, then she also got up and chased after her, and she was almost killed by one after running a few steps Something tripped and looked down, it was the little mushroom sitting on the grass with its knees hugged.

"Hello." Du Yuanyuan bent down and patted her, "Just saying that, I didn't really ask you to call him mother, just call him father, if you want to open it up."

"Don't touch me, woohoo, I'll ignore you." Little Mushroom buried his face between his knees, sobbing angrily and aggrieved.

"What the hell!" Du Yuanyuan was also a little annoyed, "I am gay and have a relationship with you for a dime, and you are not my woman."

"Woo! Humph!" Little Mushroom suddenly stopped crying, Huo Xia stood up, his little figure was very rustling under the night sky, full of heroism, and then his little mouth curled up, "Xiaodie will be laughed at by others... woo woo woo .”

... So that's why Du Yuanyuan looked up to the sky and sighed.It seems that it's time to brainwash her to save trouble in the future.

Of course, Du Yuanyuan didn't tell the truth, but confused right and wrong with black and white, boasted heavily to himself, and completely described Mo Qingye as his little wife.

In such a bad and melancholy situation, a small number of comrades should be allowed to brag about their failures.Xiao Du was spitting all over the place with a look of intoxication, and the little mushroom on the side was even more fascinated by it.

Daddy, is it true?

Daddy, you are amazing.

There are bursts of crisp and immature children's voices coming out continuously, and the little mushroom's black grape eyes are full of envy and longing, what a beautiful love.

Du Yuanyuan sat cross-legged, with a straw in his mouth, with a complacent expression on his face, "That's natural." He said with a hint of disdain, "Your father is so handsome and handsome, as long as a small look floats over him, he He was caught immediately."

"So, then, he fell in love with you?" Little Mushroom actually didn't understand what love was, but in her young heart, it was a very beautiful thing to be happy with each other, "Daddy, just use one Only quail eggs convinced Uncle Qingye?"

"That's a must." Du Yuanyuan vowed, "Don't say I gave him a quail egg, even if I gave him a grain of rice, he would be so happy."

"Wow~ He loves you so much, Xiaodie is so envious." Little Mushroom exclaimed, "Then, what are you doing, besides eating, strolling and chatting, and that, Daddy, how did the child be born?"

...Finally, five 63 strokes have returned to the essential problem, which is probably something that every child is curious about. "What's the matter?" Xiao Du patted the little mushroom's hair, "Why haven't we figured out the situation yet, we are both men, what should we do, and we don't need it anymore, it's not you what?"

"What if it's a boy and a girl." Little Mushroom asked persistently, "Will Xiaodie be able to have a baby in the future?"

"Of course, ahem." Du Yuanyuan rolled his eyes, "I'll ask your mother this question later."

"I don't bark." Little Mushroom murmured in a low voice, "It's so strange to call my mother to an uncle, others would think I'm crazy."

"I didn't ask you to call, as long as you treat him as your mother in your heart." After Du Yuanyuan finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "Qing Ye, you also have today hahaha."