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Chapter 1140 The Origin of the Big Black Bull
After learning that the motorcyclist was Zhao Qingmeng, Zhao Changqiang felt relieved, but his curiosity did not ease when he looked at the trembling big black bull.
The big black bull can stand up to his super Hummer.He was able to run the Super Hummer out of the way, but it didn't have anything to do with it. Why is it going to faint now that it was hit by Zhao Qingmeng with a wheel?
Zhao Changqiang guessed that he didn't greet Zhao Qingmeng, but leaned on the body of the super Hummer to watch the fun, to see how the scumbag Zhao Qingmeng controlled the big black bull.
At this moment, Zhao Qingmeng only had the big black bull in his eyes, and nothing else at all. This guy was only focused on rushing forward, so he didn't see Zhao Changqiang.
Zhao Qing rushed to the front of the big black bull with a few strides, and then grabbed the two curved horns of the big black bull with his hands.
The big black bull was naturally unwilling to be caught by his horns, raised his head and let out a long howl, trying to resist, but this guy still feels the world is spinning, his eyes are staring, so he can't use his strength at all.
Zhao Qingmeng grabbed the bull's horn with both hands, and first pulled it to the left. The big black bull instinctively pushed hard to the right, trying to resist Zhao Qingmeng's strength. swing.
The big black cow caught off guard was suddenly thrown to the ground by Zhao Qing!The huge body of the big black cow fell to the ground with a bang, and his head, which was originally counting stars, was completely confused.
"***, you bastard, I see you running again! I can't kill you!"
While grumbling, Zhao Qingmeng took out a nose pliers from his body, and snapped it on the big black cow's nose.
"Moo??????" the big black cow let out a long cry, be honest.
It wasn't until this time that Zhao Changqiang stepped towards Zhao Qingmeng, and shouted with a smile: "Brother Mengzi, you are as heroic as you were back then! Such a fierce big black bull was easily knocked down by you!"
"Huh? Brother Gun! Why are you back?" Zhao Qing suddenly stood up from the ground and said excitedly, tearing off the helmet on his head.
"Go home for the New Year! What's going on with you? This cow belongs to your family? Why did you come here? Just now this guy hit my car several times in a daze. You're so tough." Zhao Long Gun said repeatedly.
When Zhao Qingmeng heard that the big black bull had hit Zhao Changqiang's car, he was startled, quickly raised his eyes to look at the super Hummer not far away, and said, "Brother Gun, this bastard bastard didn't hit your car, did he? "
"It's okay, my car is modified, and armor-piercing bullets can't penetrate it, let alone this beast." Zhao Changqiang said with a smile.
Only then did Zhao Qingmeng heave a sigh of relief, and while running quickly to the side of the motorcycle, he helped his own motorcycle up, and said loudly to Zhao Changqiang, "Hey, it's good that it's okay. Brother Gun, you don't know, this bullshit The big black cow belongs to my father-in-law's family, and it caused me old trouble."
Zhao Qingmeng's wife, Bao Xiaoya, is from the General Hall, no wonder this big black bull came here.
"What's going on here?" Zhao Changqiang asked.
"Hey, I can't blame others for causing such a disaster, I have to blame myself. I also have to blame that bastard Zhao Yushan???????"
Zhao Qingmeng took out a long rope from the motorcycle trunk, tied one end to the back seat of the motorcycle, and tied the other end to the big black bull's nose pliers, and explained the origin of the big black bull to Zhao Changqiang in detail.
It turned out that after Zhao Qingmeng and Bao Xiaoya got married, Xiaoya said to Zhao Qingmeng: "Mengzi, you see, my dad is getting old and it's not easy to go out to work, and people don't want him very often. Why don't we find some for him at home?" What do you do for a living?"
"Okay, I think Zhao Yushan is good at raising cattle, why don't we let my father-in-law raise cattle too?" Zhao Qingmeng said after thinking for a long time.
The couple are real people, they did what they said, and soon bought a three-year-old black cow for the old man.Therefore, Zhao Qingmeng's old father-in-law stopped working in other places, and took care of the black cow at home every day.I hope that the black cow will come into heat soon and conceive a calf, and then his cow will become a large herd, and he can become a professional cattle breeder.
The black cow also struggled, and it came to the estrus in a blink of an eye.According to Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law's intention, just find a bull from Jiangjun Tangben Village and let the black cow impregnate a calf.But Zhao Qingmeng firmly disagreed.
This guy plausibly persuaded the father-in-law: "Father, what are you saying is not right? A black cow is going to be pregnant, just like a little girl is going to be pregnant, but it is a big deal, and it cannot be sloppy. Now even the country is calling for prenatal and postnatal care, advocating off-site pregnancy Marriage is also a matter of cattle. If you use the cattle from Jiangjuntang’s village, it is not in line with the principle of eugenics. Besides, Jiangjuntang does not have good shuttlecock cattle. We must find a good father for the black cow’s future calf, otherwise If the genes are not good enough, you will give birth to a calf who will suffer from illnesses, be dazed and brain-dead, wouldn’t it be fucked up?”
In those days, Zhao Qingmeng and his wife Bao Xiaoya were preparing to have a child and to get a birth certificate, so they went to the township family planning office to study all day long.This guy didn't learn in vain, all the "eugenics and postnatal care" were applied to cattle.
Father-in-law Zhao Qingmeng couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard his son-in-law's dirty words, thinking, "You bastard, what are you talking about? What do you mean a black cow is pregnant and my daughter is pregnant? Can it be the same?"
Although Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law was displeased with Zhao Qingmeng's way of speaking, but after thinking about it carefully, what his son-in-law said seemed to make sense.The common people have said that the dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes. If he wants to let the black cow give birth to a strong calf in the future, now he really has to find a good shuttlecock cow.
So, Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law said while tapping the pot of dry smoke, "Then whose shuttlecock do you think we use?"
Zhao Qingmeng patted his chest and said, "Father, you don't have to worry about this matter, just leave it to me. We will use Zhao Yushan's big bull. His bull is absolutely tough! The breeding is absolutely good. Dad, you know Zhao Yushan What did that bastard name his cow?"
"What's it called?" the old man asked subconsciously.
"It's called Rishiniu! It means that his big black cow can breed ten cows every day!" Zhao Qingmeng said with a smile.
Father-in-law Zhao Qingmeng felt a little embarrassed when he heard his son-in-law's words, so he ignored Zhao Qingmeng's words, but thought in his heart: "Bastard boy, no wonder you and Zhao Yushan's good-for-nothing became Zhao Zhuang Ermeng. They are not good birds."
The old man did not speak, but the mother-in-law, who was cooking, heard it, and hurried over to Zhao Qingmeng and said, "Oh, his brother-in-law, Zhao Yushan's bull is so powerful, can our heifer hold it? That bull in Zhao Yushan was ruined, right?"
"It's okay, Mom. When the time comes, I'll tell Zhao Yushan to tell Rishiniu to let him do things more lightly. Don't worry, that bastard Zhao Yushan can't do anything else. Playing with a bull is a must." .His cows can understand what he says." Zhao Qingmeng said with a big grin.
The mother-in-law wanted to say a few more words, but the mother-in-law said to the mother-in-law with a sullen face, "Okay, don't talk about it, hurry up and cook your meal! Men talk, what's the matter with you, old lady?"
While reprimanding his mother-in-law and aunt, the old guy was still slandering in his heart: "F*ck, a son-in-law and a mother-in-law, it's really indecent to talk about such things!"
The old guy wanted to show his authority in the family in front of his son-in-law, but he didn't expect his wife to stare at him as soon as he finished speaking and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is our uncle. You can’t say anything. You’ve known all day long that you can’t do anything, so hurry up and feed me the cows. Otherwise, I’ll knock you to death with a spoon!”
Seeing that his wife was really angry, the old guy shrank his neck in fright, and hurried out to feed the cows.
After the mother-in-law went out, the mother-in-law turned to look at Zhao Qingmeng, and said coldly: "His brother-in-law, have you seen your father's behavior? This is a real good man, and you must behave like this in front of my daughter from now on. Otherwise, be careful I'll beat you to death with a rolling pin!"
This time even Zhao Qingmeng shivered in fright, and said repeatedly: "Don't dare, dare not, Mom, I'll go feed the cow with Dad first." But he cursed in his heart: "What kind of mother or daughter, Xiaoya and her mother The temper is almost carved out of the same mold. Alas, take pity on me and my mother-in-law."
"Well, after feeding the cows, hurry up and come back to have dinner with your father. After eating, you go to breed our cows." The mother-in-law said to Zhao Qingmeng's back.
"Oh, I see." Zhao Qing agreed in a naive manner.
So, later, the black cow of Zhao Qingmeng's family became pregnant with the calf of Zhao Yushan's daily ten cows.
When Zhao Qingmeng said this, Zhao Changqiang immediately understood that the big black bull in front of him must be the son of Rishiniu!No wonder the first time I saw it, I thought of Zhao Yushan's Rishi Niu, so that's what happened!
Thinking of this, Zhao Changqiang immediately asked: "Brother Mengzi, do you mean that this big black bull is the son of Rishi Niu?"
"Isn't that wrong? It's Rishiniu's son. Brother Gun, you don't know that this bastard is even more fucked up than his old man Rishiniu. He is a troublemaker through and through. Ever since he was born, my father-in-law has never Have a good day. My father-in-law has always wanted to get rid of it!" Zhao Qingmeng said.
"What's going on?" Zhao Changqiang asked curiously.
"Oh, Brother Gun, you don't know. The big black cow in Niu Ri is simply a monster. Within a few hours of being born, he ran around the yard and made my old man's house run wild. The pot is broken. If he gets older, he will run around all over the village, either killing someone's dog today, or hurting his child tomorrow, or knocking down his fence. I also often ran into other people’s crop fields and made a mess of other people’s crops! Because of these messy things, my father-in-law and mother-in-law followed him almost every day to apologize and pay money and things.”
"Why don't you tie it up, or block it?" Zhao Changqiang asked a little funny.This cow is really interesting.
!!
The big black bull can stand up to his super Hummer.He was able to run the Super Hummer out of the way, but it didn't have anything to do with it. Why is it going to faint now that it was hit by Zhao Qingmeng with a wheel?
Zhao Changqiang guessed that he didn't greet Zhao Qingmeng, but leaned on the body of the super Hummer to watch the fun, to see how the scumbag Zhao Qingmeng controlled the big black bull.
At this moment, Zhao Qingmeng only had the big black bull in his eyes, and nothing else at all. This guy was only focused on rushing forward, so he didn't see Zhao Changqiang.
Zhao Qing rushed to the front of the big black bull with a few strides, and then grabbed the two curved horns of the big black bull with his hands.
The big black bull was naturally unwilling to be caught by his horns, raised his head and let out a long howl, trying to resist, but this guy still feels the world is spinning, his eyes are staring, so he can't use his strength at all.
Zhao Qingmeng grabbed the bull's horn with both hands, and first pulled it to the left. The big black bull instinctively pushed hard to the right, trying to resist Zhao Qingmeng's strength. swing.
The big black cow caught off guard was suddenly thrown to the ground by Zhao Qing!The huge body of the big black cow fell to the ground with a bang, and his head, which was originally counting stars, was completely confused.
"***, you bastard, I see you running again! I can't kill you!"
While grumbling, Zhao Qingmeng took out a nose pliers from his body, and snapped it on the big black cow's nose.
"Moo??????" the big black cow let out a long cry, be honest.
It wasn't until this time that Zhao Changqiang stepped towards Zhao Qingmeng, and shouted with a smile: "Brother Mengzi, you are as heroic as you were back then! Such a fierce big black bull was easily knocked down by you!"
"Huh? Brother Gun! Why are you back?" Zhao Qing suddenly stood up from the ground and said excitedly, tearing off the helmet on his head.
"Go home for the New Year! What's going on with you? This cow belongs to your family? Why did you come here? Just now this guy hit my car several times in a daze. You're so tough." Zhao Long Gun said repeatedly.
When Zhao Qingmeng heard that the big black bull had hit Zhao Changqiang's car, he was startled, quickly raised his eyes to look at the super Hummer not far away, and said, "Brother Gun, this bastard bastard didn't hit your car, did he? "
"It's okay, my car is modified, and armor-piercing bullets can't penetrate it, let alone this beast." Zhao Changqiang said with a smile.
Only then did Zhao Qingmeng heave a sigh of relief, and while running quickly to the side of the motorcycle, he helped his own motorcycle up, and said loudly to Zhao Changqiang, "Hey, it's good that it's okay. Brother Gun, you don't know, this bullshit The big black cow belongs to my father-in-law's family, and it caused me old trouble."
Zhao Qingmeng's wife, Bao Xiaoya, is from the General Hall, no wonder this big black bull came here.
"What's going on here?" Zhao Changqiang asked.
"Hey, I can't blame others for causing such a disaster, I have to blame myself. I also have to blame that bastard Zhao Yushan???????"
Zhao Qingmeng took out a long rope from the motorcycle trunk, tied one end to the back seat of the motorcycle, and tied the other end to the big black bull's nose pliers, and explained the origin of the big black bull to Zhao Changqiang in detail.
It turned out that after Zhao Qingmeng and Bao Xiaoya got married, Xiaoya said to Zhao Qingmeng: "Mengzi, you see, my dad is getting old and it's not easy to go out to work, and people don't want him very often. Why don't we find some for him at home?" What do you do for a living?"
"Okay, I think Zhao Yushan is good at raising cattle, why don't we let my father-in-law raise cattle too?" Zhao Qingmeng said after thinking for a long time.
The couple are real people, they did what they said, and soon bought a three-year-old black cow for the old man.Therefore, Zhao Qingmeng's old father-in-law stopped working in other places, and took care of the black cow at home every day.I hope that the black cow will come into heat soon and conceive a calf, and then his cow will become a large herd, and he can become a professional cattle breeder.
The black cow also struggled, and it came to the estrus in a blink of an eye.According to Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law's intention, just find a bull from Jiangjun Tangben Village and let the black cow impregnate a calf.But Zhao Qingmeng firmly disagreed.
This guy plausibly persuaded the father-in-law: "Father, what are you saying is not right? A black cow is going to be pregnant, just like a little girl is going to be pregnant, but it is a big deal, and it cannot be sloppy. Now even the country is calling for prenatal and postnatal care, advocating off-site pregnancy Marriage is also a matter of cattle. If you use the cattle from Jiangjuntang’s village, it is not in line with the principle of eugenics. Besides, Jiangjuntang does not have good shuttlecock cattle. We must find a good father for the black cow’s future calf, otherwise If the genes are not good enough, you will give birth to a calf who will suffer from illnesses, be dazed and brain-dead, wouldn’t it be fucked up?”
In those days, Zhao Qingmeng and his wife Bao Xiaoya were preparing to have a child and to get a birth certificate, so they went to the township family planning office to study all day long.This guy didn't learn in vain, all the "eugenics and postnatal care" were applied to cattle.
Father-in-law Zhao Qingmeng couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard his son-in-law's dirty words, thinking, "You bastard, what are you talking about? What do you mean a black cow is pregnant and my daughter is pregnant? Can it be the same?"
Although Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law was displeased with Zhao Qingmeng's way of speaking, but after thinking about it carefully, what his son-in-law said seemed to make sense.The common people have said that the dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes. If he wants to let the black cow give birth to a strong calf in the future, now he really has to find a good shuttlecock cow.
So, Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law said while tapping the pot of dry smoke, "Then whose shuttlecock do you think we use?"
Zhao Qingmeng patted his chest and said, "Father, you don't have to worry about this matter, just leave it to me. We will use Zhao Yushan's big bull. His bull is absolutely tough! The breeding is absolutely good. Dad, you know Zhao Yushan What did that bastard name his cow?"
"What's it called?" the old man asked subconsciously.
"It's called Rishiniu! It means that his big black cow can breed ten cows every day!" Zhao Qingmeng said with a smile.
Father-in-law Zhao Qingmeng felt a little embarrassed when he heard his son-in-law's words, so he ignored Zhao Qingmeng's words, but thought in his heart: "Bastard boy, no wonder you and Zhao Yushan's good-for-nothing became Zhao Zhuang Ermeng. They are not good birds."
The old man did not speak, but the mother-in-law, who was cooking, heard it, and hurried over to Zhao Qingmeng and said, "Oh, his brother-in-law, Zhao Yushan's bull is so powerful, can our heifer hold it? That bull in Zhao Yushan was ruined, right?"
"It's okay, Mom. When the time comes, I'll tell Zhao Yushan to tell Rishiniu to let him do things more lightly. Don't worry, that bastard Zhao Yushan can't do anything else. Playing with a bull is a must." .His cows can understand what he says." Zhao Qingmeng said with a big grin.
The mother-in-law wanted to say a few more words, but the mother-in-law said to the mother-in-law with a sullen face, "Okay, don't talk about it, hurry up and cook your meal! Men talk, what's the matter with you, old lady?"
While reprimanding his mother-in-law and aunt, the old guy was still slandering in his heart: "F*ck, a son-in-law and a mother-in-law, it's really indecent to talk about such things!"
The old guy wanted to show his authority in the family in front of his son-in-law, but he didn't expect his wife to stare at him as soon as he finished speaking and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is our uncle. You can’t say anything. You’ve known all day long that you can’t do anything, so hurry up and feed me the cows. Otherwise, I’ll knock you to death with a spoon!”
Seeing that his wife was really angry, the old guy shrank his neck in fright, and hurried out to feed the cows.
After the mother-in-law went out, the mother-in-law turned to look at Zhao Qingmeng, and said coldly: "His brother-in-law, have you seen your father's behavior? This is a real good man, and you must behave like this in front of my daughter from now on. Otherwise, be careful I'll beat you to death with a rolling pin!"
This time even Zhao Qingmeng shivered in fright, and said repeatedly: "Don't dare, dare not, Mom, I'll go feed the cow with Dad first." But he cursed in his heart: "What kind of mother or daughter, Xiaoya and her mother The temper is almost carved out of the same mold. Alas, take pity on me and my mother-in-law."
"Well, after feeding the cows, hurry up and come back to have dinner with your father. After eating, you go to breed our cows." The mother-in-law said to Zhao Qingmeng's back.
"Oh, I see." Zhao Qing agreed in a naive manner.
So, later, the black cow of Zhao Qingmeng's family became pregnant with the calf of Zhao Yushan's daily ten cows.
When Zhao Qingmeng said this, Zhao Changqiang immediately understood that the big black bull in front of him must be the son of Rishiniu!No wonder the first time I saw it, I thought of Zhao Yushan's Rishi Niu, so that's what happened!
Thinking of this, Zhao Changqiang immediately asked: "Brother Mengzi, do you mean that this big black bull is the son of Rishi Niu?"
"Isn't that wrong? It's Rishiniu's son. Brother Gun, you don't know that this bastard is even more fucked up than his old man Rishiniu. He is a troublemaker through and through. Ever since he was born, my father-in-law has never Have a good day. My father-in-law has always wanted to get rid of it!" Zhao Qingmeng said.
"What's going on?" Zhao Changqiang asked curiously.
"Oh, Brother Gun, you don't know. The big black cow in Niu Ri is simply a monster. Within a few hours of being born, he ran around the yard and made my old man's house run wild. The pot is broken. If he gets older, he will run around all over the village, either killing someone's dog today, or hurting his child tomorrow, or knocking down his fence. I also often ran into other people’s crop fields and made a mess of other people’s crops! Because of these messy things, my father-in-law and mother-in-law followed him almost every day to apologize and pay money and things.”
"Why don't you tie it up, or block it?" Zhao Changqiang asked a little funny.This cow is really interesting.
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