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Chapter 1242 The most stupid killer in history
After Zhao Yushan gagged the killer's mouth, he bent down to pick up the May Fourth pistol on the ground, and threw it to his brother-in-law.
Tong Xiaojun was startled, and couldn't help but look hard at the heavy gun in his hand.This is a real guy!Tong Xiaojun had never touched it before.
He used to fight with people on the street. He dreamed that he could have a gun. When he met someone who was not convinced, he would grab it and put it on the opponent's forehead. Mom, he has to do whatever he is asked to do.How majestic!
"Ask my brother-in-law later, this gun will belong to me." The guy thought excitedly.
Zhao Yushan didn't have time to pay attention to the excited brother-in-law, grabbed the killer by the collar, picked him up like a chicken, and followed the brother-in-law to the old man's garage.
After entering the garage, Tong Xiaojun turned on the light in the garage, and was about to close the door with the remote control, but he heard Zhao Yushan say, "Wait a minute. Brother, go up and get me your first aid kit. Do you have a knife at home?" Take two. Little Nineteen is injured again. I have to treat it first. I’m going to get little Nineteen now. Be careful when you go home, don’t wake up the family.”
As Zhao Yushan spoke, he casually threw the killer into the corner of the garage, like throwing a dead dog.The sharp pain from the wrist almost made the killer pass out.
Tong Xiaojun agreed, and after Zhao Yushan got out of the garage, he quickly closed the garage door and ran towards his home.
The killer was the only one left in the dark garage, surrounded by silence, which made him feel as if he had been suppressed to the eighteenth level of hell.
Time is not long, Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun came back, and Jiujiro came in together.This rammed product is indeed sturdy enough. After the pain when it was shot just now, it can actually walk with a limp.
Tong Xiaojun closed the garage door with the remote control, and whispered, "It's safe now, even if we kill this guy, no one will know."
Zhao Yushan gave his brother-in-law a thumbs up.Xindao: My brother-in-law is okay, not only careful, but also ruthless!If Brother Gun hadn't been strictly prohibited from expanding the special public relations department, he could have been brought in.But this guy doesn't know that Tong Xiaojun is just lip service, but if he wants to be serious, he won't be able to.
The killer's soul almost flew away in fright. He wanted to speak, but his mouth was blocked and he couldn't speak.Just screaming anxiously.
Zhao Yushan looked impatient, slapped him on the face, and shouted: "You fucking be honest, or I will kick your balls first."
A deep sense of panic flashed in the killer's eyes, and he subconsciously closed his crotch.I was afraid that Zhao Yushan would really kick his balls.
Zhao Yushan ignored the killer, but opened the first-aid kit and rummaged through it twice, then said, "No knife?"
"Yes, yes. Here. Brother-in-law, what do you think of my knife? Rambo knife, I asked someone to buy it for me from outside. Lambo, do you know who it is? The muscular man in First Blood?? ????"
As Tong Xiaojun spoke, he took out three knives from his body and handed them to his brother-in-law.Zhao Yushan casually pulled a knife out of the black crocodile-skin sheath, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully.
This is a commemorative knife for survivors of the Vietnam War, designed by the famous American knife maker Gill, who designed all the knives in the Rambo movie series.It has a total length of 38.5 cm and a blade length of 26 cm.The handle of the imported colored wood is serrated, it is indeed a good knife.
The correct name of this knife is Boi knife, and it's funny to be called Rambo knife by my brother-in-law.
Zhao Yushan couldn't help grinning inwardly, and thought to himself: "It seems that my brother-in-law is really not a good bird! Whoever is a decent person has nothing to do to collect this stuff."
"Brother-in-law, how is it? Is my knife okay?" Tong Xiaojun asked again.
Zhao Yushan twirled the knife a few times in his hand, then grabbed the handle and waved it around a few times, saying, "Well, it's okay. But the weight is still a bit light."
Tong Xiaojun couldn't help being a little frustrated. He thought that his beloved knife would be well received by his brother-in-law, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of his brother-in-law, it was the standard of "not bad".
The killer looked at Zhao Yushan who kept playing with the knife, and his eyes almost popped out of fear.He thought of the horror scenes he had seen in the movies before. The cruel murderer used this kind of knife to cut off the captive's nose, ear, and appreciation device, and forcibly gouged out the captive's eyes!
What reassured him a little was that Zhao Yushan didn't walk towards him with a knife in the end, but walked to the side of the big black cow.Only then did he understand that the vicious man in front of him wanted to take bullets from the big black bull with a knife, not goug his eyes.
"Brother-in-law, do you want to find something to tie it up first?" Tong Xiaojun asked.He was worried that after Zhao Yushan used the knife on Nineteenth Lang later, Nineteenth Lang would go crazy.
"No. If you can't bear this pain, he is not worthy of being my brother!" Zhao Yushan gently stroked the long mane on Jiujiu Lang's forehead with his hand, and continued: "Dude, hold on, It'll be fine in a while. Just take the bullet out and you'll be pain free in no time."
As he spoke, Zhao Yushan took out a small bottle of medical alcohol from the first aid kit, poured it all on the blade, wiped it clean with sterile gauze, and then lightly cut the bullet hole on Nineteen Times Lang's left front leg.
Tong Xiaojun's Rambo knife is indeed a good knife, extremely sharp, and Zhao Yushan is quite comfortable with it.
But Zhao Yushan's bomb retrieval skills were really not that good, not only did Nineteen Jiro's wounds become unrecognizable, but it took a lot of effort to get the bullets out.Even Tong Xiaojun was trembling watching, not to mention the killer.He seemed to feel that every knife from Zhao Yushan was cutting on his body. Although the weather was still ruthlessly cold, beads of sweat kept rolling down his face.
On the other hand, Nineteenth Lang, not only didn't even move from the beginning to the end, but also kept ruminating leisurely.Super tough!
"How is it? Is my technique okay?"
After taking the bomb, Zhao Yushan said to his brother-in-law with a proud face while bandaging Jiujiujiro.
"To tell you the truth, the bomb retrieval technique is really mediocre. The bandaging technique is not bad." Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
"Well, this evaluation is fairly fair. This is the first time I have completed the bomb extraction operation independently, and this result is not bad. It's a pity that the doctor is no longer here. If he were here, Xiao Nineteen would not have to suffer so much. " Zhao Yushan said with some regret.
"The doctor you mentioned refers to a certain person?" Tong Xiaojun asked a little strangely when he heard his brother-in-law's tone.
"Well, he's one of my brothers. He's a nice guy, but he likes to hang his dead face all day long. Forget it, let's not talk about it, now it's time to deal with this bastard."
While talking, Zhao Yushan played with the sharp dagger, walked up to the assassin, and tore the cloth ball out of his mouth.
The corner of the killer's mouth was opened by a huge cloth ball, and blood flowed out, but the killer couldn't care less about these, just after his mouth was free, he said repeatedly in a crying voice: "Master, master, you must not kill me!" Me! I will tell you everything I know, you must not kill me!"
"Grass, what a softie, bear a bag." Zhao Yushan said disdainfully.
"Yes, yes. What the uncle said is true. I am a bear, I am a softie, I am someone else's dog, I hope the uncle will spare me. You can do whatever you want me to do." .
"Tell me, what's your name, and what's going on." Zhao Yushan said while playing with the gleaming dagger in his hand.
"Yes, yes, I said, I said, my name is Wang Si, people call me Wang Si Mazi???????"
Only then did the killer tell Zhao Yushan what happened in detail.
It turned out that last night, after Xiang Changming left Zhao Yushan, he immediately called his master Xiang Shaojie and told him what happened.
When Xiang Shaojie heard that Zhao Yushan's Nineteenth Lang had killed four of his Tibetan mastiffs worth over one million, he was furious immediately!He insisted on taking someone to kill Zhao Yushan.Later, I heard from Xiang Changming that Zhao Yushan seemed to be quite strong, and his strength was surprisingly great, and he was a little too arrogant to take people to the residential area to chop Zhao Yushan aggressively, and he might have to trap himself in it. was sent to prison.At that time, he and his second brother Xiang Renjie would become troubled brothers.
"Damn it, that Zhao Yushan can let him go first. But his cow must die! Fuck, dare to kill my four Tibetan mastiffs! If I don't kill it, it will be difficult to relieve my hatred!" Young Master Xiang Jay made up his mind.
Zhao Yushan is a fierce man, and his big black bull is not a beast to mess with.After all, he is an existence that can kill four big Tibetan mastiffs by himself!If you want to kill it smoothly, you have to plan well.
After Xiang Shaojie thought for a while, he called Wang Simakzi and entrusted him with the heavy responsibility of killing Nineteenth Lang.In order for Wang Simazi to complete the task smoothly, he specially gave him a May Fourth pistol.
To kill a cow with a gun, in Xiang Shaojie's opinion, this is a luxury enough.
In fact, to say that Wang Simaozi is a killer is to exaggerate him.This guy is a real bastard.The daily work is to follow Xiang Shaojie's side, pretending to be a tiger, and sycophanting.Then when he was free, he would also do sneaky things.
When Xiang Shaojie personally handed him a gun and asked him to kill Jiujiu Jilang, not only was he not afraid, but he was so excited!He has long known that Xiang Shaojie has real iron, and he always wanted to borrow it to play for a few days, but Xiang Shaojie never gave it to him.Unexpectedly, Xiang Shaojie wanted him to kill a cow with this gun, which made him extremely excited.
Excitement is excitement, but excitement should not be drunk as melons and beans.Wang Simaozi can be called the stupidest killer in history. He was so excited that after seeing the sturdy Nineteenth Lang, he was so excited that he couldn't open the insurance or load the gun!It took a long time for this guy to load and shoot, and the result??????
Wang Simazi was afraid that Nineteenth Lang would punch him in the lungs, so he hid 20 meters away and started shooting.
"Bang!" The shot missed, not even hitting Jiujiro's hair.
"Bang!" Another shot missed!Still didn't even poke Nineteen Jiro's hair!
After two shots, Nineteenth Lang was unscathed, nothing happened!
If he continued to shoot according to Nineteenth Lang's marksmanship, it is estimated that if he was given a train of bullets, he would not be able to hit Nineteenth Lang.What's terrible is that after hearing the gunshots from the opponent, Jiujiro ran towards the hiding place of Wang Simaozi desperately!
So, when Wang Simako fired the third shot.Nineteen Jiro was shot!At any rate, the place where the bullet was shot was not a fatal place, otherwise it would be an injustice for Nineteenth Lang to die!
Seeing that he had been hit by a single shot, Wang Simakzi was so excited that he almost jumped up!
!!
Tong Xiaojun was startled, and couldn't help but look hard at the heavy gun in his hand.This is a real guy!Tong Xiaojun had never touched it before.
He used to fight with people on the street. He dreamed that he could have a gun. When he met someone who was not convinced, he would grab it and put it on the opponent's forehead. Mom, he has to do whatever he is asked to do.How majestic!
"Ask my brother-in-law later, this gun will belong to me." The guy thought excitedly.
Zhao Yushan didn't have time to pay attention to the excited brother-in-law, grabbed the killer by the collar, picked him up like a chicken, and followed the brother-in-law to the old man's garage.
After entering the garage, Tong Xiaojun turned on the light in the garage, and was about to close the door with the remote control, but he heard Zhao Yushan say, "Wait a minute. Brother, go up and get me your first aid kit. Do you have a knife at home?" Take two. Little Nineteen is injured again. I have to treat it first. I’m going to get little Nineteen now. Be careful when you go home, don’t wake up the family.”
As Zhao Yushan spoke, he casually threw the killer into the corner of the garage, like throwing a dead dog.The sharp pain from the wrist almost made the killer pass out.
Tong Xiaojun agreed, and after Zhao Yushan got out of the garage, he quickly closed the garage door and ran towards his home.
The killer was the only one left in the dark garage, surrounded by silence, which made him feel as if he had been suppressed to the eighteenth level of hell.
Time is not long, Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun came back, and Jiujiro came in together.This rammed product is indeed sturdy enough. After the pain when it was shot just now, it can actually walk with a limp.
Tong Xiaojun closed the garage door with the remote control, and whispered, "It's safe now, even if we kill this guy, no one will know."
Zhao Yushan gave his brother-in-law a thumbs up.Xindao: My brother-in-law is okay, not only careful, but also ruthless!If Brother Gun hadn't been strictly prohibited from expanding the special public relations department, he could have been brought in.But this guy doesn't know that Tong Xiaojun is just lip service, but if he wants to be serious, he won't be able to.
The killer's soul almost flew away in fright. He wanted to speak, but his mouth was blocked and he couldn't speak.Just screaming anxiously.
Zhao Yushan looked impatient, slapped him on the face, and shouted: "You fucking be honest, or I will kick your balls first."
A deep sense of panic flashed in the killer's eyes, and he subconsciously closed his crotch.I was afraid that Zhao Yushan would really kick his balls.
Zhao Yushan ignored the killer, but opened the first-aid kit and rummaged through it twice, then said, "No knife?"
"Yes, yes. Here. Brother-in-law, what do you think of my knife? Rambo knife, I asked someone to buy it for me from outside. Lambo, do you know who it is? The muscular man in First Blood?? ????"
As Tong Xiaojun spoke, he took out three knives from his body and handed them to his brother-in-law.Zhao Yushan casually pulled a knife out of the black crocodile-skin sheath, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully.
This is a commemorative knife for survivors of the Vietnam War, designed by the famous American knife maker Gill, who designed all the knives in the Rambo movie series.It has a total length of 38.5 cm and a blade length of 26 cm.The handle of the imported colored wood is serrated, it is indeed a good knife.
The correct name of this knife is Boi knife, and it's funny to be called Rambo knife by my brother-in-law.
Zhao Yushan couldn't help grinning inwardly, and thought to himself: "It seems that my brother-in-law is really not a good bird! Whoever is a decent person has nothing to do to collect this stuff."
"Brother-in-law, how is it? Is my knife okay?" Tong Xiaojun asked again.
Zhao Yushan twirled the knife a few times in his hand, then grabbed the handle and waved it around a few times, saying, "Well, it's okay. But the weight is still a bit light."
Tong Xiaojun couldn't help being a little frustrated. He thought that his beloved knife would be well received by his brother-in-law, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of his brother-in-law, it was the standard of "not bad".
The killer looked at Zhao Yushan who kept playing with the knife, and his eyes almost popped out of fear.He thought of the horror scenes he had seen in the movies before. The cruel murderer used this kind of knife to cut off the captive's nose, ear, and appreciation device, and forcibly gouged out the captive's eyes!
What reassured him a little was that Zhao Yushan didn't walk towards him with a knife in the end, but walked to the side of the big black cow.Only then did he understand that the vicious man in front of him wanted to take bullets from the big black bull with a knife, not goug his eyes.
"Brother-in-law, do you want to find something to tie it up first?" Tong Xiaojun asked.He was worried that after Zhao Yushan used the knife on Nineteenth Lang later, Nineteenth Lang would go crazy.
"No. If you can't bear this pain, he is not worthy of being my brother!" Zhao Yushan gently stroked the long mane on Jiujiu Lang's forehead with his hand, and continued: "Dude, hold on, It'll be fine in a while. Just take the bullet out and you'll be pain free in no time."
As he spoke, Zhao Yushan took out a small bottle of medical alcohol from the first aid kit, poured it all on the blade, wiped it clean with sterile gauze, and then lightly cut the bullet hole on Nineteen Times Lang's left front leg.
Tong Xiaojun's Rambo knife is indeed a good knife, extremely sharp, and Zhao Yushan is quite comfortable with it.
But Zhao Yushan's bomb retrieval skills were really not that good, not only did Nineteen Jiro's wounds become unrecognizable, but it took a lot of effort to get the bullets out.Even Tong Xiaojun was trembling watching, not to mention the killer.He seemed to feel that every knife from Zhao Yushan was cutting on his body. Although the weather was still ruthlessly cold, beads of sweat kept rolling down his face.
On the other hand, Nineteenth Lang, not only didn't even move from the beginning to the end, but also kept ruminating leisurely.Super tough!
"How is it? Is my technique okay?"
After taking the bomb, Zhao Yushan said to his brother-in-law with a proud face while bandaging Jiujiujiro.
"To tell you the truth, the bomb retrieval technique is really mediocre. The bandaging technique is not bad." Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
"Well, this evaluation is fairly fair. This is the first time I have completed the bomb extraction operation independently, and this result is not bad. It's a pity that the doctor is no longer here. If he were here, Xiao Nineteen would not have to suffer so much. " Zhao Yushan said with some regret.
"The doctor you mentioned refers to a certain person?" Tong Xiaojun asked a little strangely when he heard his brother-in-law's tone.
"Well, he's one of my brothers. He's a nice guy, but he likes to hang his dead face all day long. Forget it, let's not talk about it, now it's time to deal with this bastard."
While talking, Zhao Yushan played with the sharp dagger, walked up to the assassin, and tore the cloth ball out of his mouth.
The corner of the killer's mouth was opened by a huge cloth ball, and blood flowed out, but the killer couldn't care less about these, just after his mouth was free, he said repeatedly in a crying voice: "Master, master, you must not kill me!" Me! I will tell you everything I know, you must not kill me!"
"Grass, what a softie, bear a bag." Zhao Yushan said disdainfully.
"Yes, yes. What the uncle said is true. I am a bear, I am a softie, I am someone else's dog, I hope the uncle will spare me. You can do whatever you want me to do." .
"Tell me, what's your name, and what's going on." Zhao Yushan said while playing with the gleaming dagger in his hand.
"Yes, yes, I said, I said, my name is Wang Si, people call me Wang Si Mazi???????"
Only then did the killer tell Zhao Yushan what happened in detail.
It turned out that last night, after Xiang Changming left Zhao Yushan, he immediately called his master Xiang Shaojie and told him what happened.
When Xiang Shaojie heard that Zhao Yushan's Nineteenth Lang had killed four of his Tibetan mastiffs worth over one million, he was furious immediately!He insisted on taking someone to kill Zhao Yushan.Later, I heard from Xiang Changming that Zhao Yushan seemed to be quite strong, and his strength was surprisingly great, and he was a little too arrogant to take people to the residential area to chop Zhao Yushan aggressively, and he might have to trap himself in it. was sent to prison.At that time, he and his second brother Xiang Renjie would become troubled brothers.
"Damn it, that Zhao Yushan can let him go first. But his cow must die! Fuck, dare to kill my four Tibetan mastiffs! If I don't kill it, it will be difficult to relieve my hatred!" Young Master Xiang Jay made up his mind.
Zhao Yushan is a fierce man, and his big black bull is not a beast to mess with.After all, he is an existence that can kill four big Tibetan mastiffs by himself!If you want to kill it smoothly, you have to plan well.
After Xiang Shaojie thought for a while, he called Wang Simakzi and entrusted him with the heavy responsibility of killing Nineteenth Lang.In order for Wang Simazi to complete the task smoothly, he specially gave him a May Fourth pistol.
To kill a cow with a gun, in Xiang Shaojie's opinion, this is a luxury enough.
In fact, to say that Wang Simaozi is a killer is to exaggerate him.This guy is a real bastard.The daily work is to follow Xiang Shaojie's side, pretending to be a tiger, and sycophanting.Then when he was free, he would also do sneaky things.
When Xiang Shaojie personally handed him a gun and asked him to kill Jiujiu Jilang, not only was he not afraid, but he was so excited!He has long known that Xiang Shaojie has real iron, and he always wanted to borrow it to play for a few days, but Xiang Shaojie never gave it to him.Unexpectedly, Xiang Shaojie wanted him to kill a cow with this gun, which made him extremely excited.
Excitement is excitement, but excitement should not be drunk as melons and beans.Wang Simaozi can be called the stupidest killer in history. He was so excited that after seeing the sturdy Nineteenth Lang, he was so excited that he couldn't open the insurance or load the gun!It took a long time for this guy to load and shoot, and the result??????
Wang Simazi was afraid that Nineteenth Lang would punch him in the lungs, so he hid 20 meters away and started shooting.
"Bang!" The shot missed, not even hitting Jiujiro's hair.
"Bang!" Another shot missed!Still didn't even poke Nineteen Jiro's hair!
After two shots, Nineteenth Lang was unscathed, nothing happened!
If he continued to shoot according to Nineteenth Lang's marksmanship, it is estimated that if he was given a train of bullets, he would not be able to hit Nineteenth Lang.What's terrible is that after hearing the gunshots from the opponent, Jiujiro ran towards the hiding place of Wang Simaozi desperately!
So, when Wang Simako fired the third shot.Nineteen Jiro was shot!At any rate, the place where the bullet was shot was not a fatal place, otherwise it would be an injustice for Nineteenth Lang to die!
Seeing that he had been hit by a single shot, Wang Simakzi was so excited that he almost jumped up!
!!
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