Official Road Bandit Road Peach Blossom Luck
Chapter 1249 Turn over the serf and sing
Tong Xiaorui's sudden question surprised Tong Xiaojun a lot. He thought that his sister knew what he and his brother-in-law did last night, so he immediately said in a panic: "No, it's nothing! It's really nothing, sister. What did my brother-in-law do last night?" None!"
Tong Xiaorui looked at his younger brother who was full of panic and panic, and the doubts in his heart grew stronger?So he asked sharply: "Xiaojun! Don't try to hide it here. You must have done something last night! Bah! I'm so pissed off, you two big men dare to do such a thing!"
Tong Xiaojun was stunned: "What kind of things do two big men do? What kind of things? Fighting and killing is what big men should do!"
Tong Xiaojun suspected that his sister might have heard the movement last night. After all, the place where brother-in-law and Wang Simaozi fought was downstairs in their own house, and they fired a gun. It was not surprising that her sister heard the movement, so she immediately said in a serious manner: "Okay, Sister, since you already know. Then I will tell you what happened. But you must not tell your parents. Sigh! I think my brother-in-law will not blame me if I tell you, I was also forced???? ???"
Tong Xiaojun was about to tell his sister about what happened last night, but he saw that her sister had already closed the door, and then rushed to the bed, throwing off Zhao Yushan's quilt.
Tong Xiaorui took a closer look, and saw that Zhao Yushan was naked, with a pair of shorts in the middle, and under the shorts was a pillar of the sky.With eyes closed, mouth full of haha, he slept so soundly!
Although Zhao Yushan was born with supernatural power, he also has a problem. Every time he exerts too much force, he must get enough sleep afterwards.When he fell asleep due to excessive force, he might not be able to wake up even if there was thunder on the top of his head and fire on the soles of his feet!Last night he fought the Tibetan mastiff with his bare hands, and he really used too much force, so not only did he not wake up until now, he even didn't hear Tong Xiaorui's knock on the door, or the voices of her and her younger brother!
Tong Xiaorui was ashamed and angry, stomped her little feet, and said in her heart: "Ah, Zhao Yushan, Zhao Yushan, you are so tired after exercising so hard last night! Even when you were with me, you didn't Seeing that you are so tired, sleeping with Xiaojun all night, you are so tired? Pooh! It’s so disgusting!"
While thinking, Tong Xiaorui suddenly tore Zhao Yushan's ear, and said coquettishly, "Zhao Yushan, get up! Get up!"
Zhao Yushan was dreaming, dreaming that he was spending a good night with a super beautiful woman, but suddenly, the beauty turned into a beautiful snake and bit off his ear!
"Ah! My ears! My ears!" Zhao Yushan yelled strangely and jumped up from the bed. The movement was too big, and he broke his ears out of Xiaorui's grasp all at once.
This guy was rough and thick, his ears were fine, but he almost knocked Tong Xiaorui to the ground, and Xiaorui's wrist was flicked.
"Oh, Zhao Yushan! You hurt my hand! Be more honest! Otherwise, I'll kick you out of the house right away!" Tong Xiaorui shouted coquettishly.
Only then did Zhao Yushan open his sleepy eyes, and scanned the two people in the room, only to see Tong Xiaojun standing motionless at the door, with a look of dumbfounding on his face.But Tong Xiaorui was standing in front of her with straight eyebrows, rubbing her right wrist vigorously with her left hand.
"Xiaojun, what's wrong with you? It seems like you ate a dead mouse? What happened? Xiaorui? Why did you come to our room? The door is still closed, did you come through time?" Zhao Yushan asked asked with a blank face.
"I'll cross you big-headed ghost! Zhao Yushan, tell me clearly, what did you do with Xiaojun last night?" Tong Xiaorui stood on tiptoe, stretched out his hand and tore off Zhao Yushan's ear again.
"Oh, let go, Xiaorui, let go. Xiaojun, what's going on? Why don't I understand?" Zhao Yushan called out in a low voice.
Tong Xiaojun shrugged and said to himself, "Brother-in-law, not only are you confused, but I am also confused!"
"Just pretend for me. Tell me, did you have sex last night?" Tong Xiaorui blushed, finally gritted her teeth, and expressed her doubts.She had heard from the stewardess she was with a long time ago that many men like this tune, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to like this tune too.
"What?????? Are you gay?" Tong Xiaojun almost fainted, he really didn't understand how such dirty thoughts appeared in his mind of his always pure sister!But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem so strange. The so-called one who is close to vermilion is red, and one who is close to ink is black. If sister and brother-in-law are together for a long time, no matter how pure they are, they will become extremely evil!
Zhao Yushan was also a little dumbfounded, he put his head next to Tong Xiaorui's ear and muttered a few words.Tong Xiaorui's face turned red immediately, and she said bitterly, "Bah! You're shameless! What kind of bastard are you talking about?"
While talking, Tong Xiaorui glanced at Zhao Yushan's lower body, but thought in his heart: "It seems that what Brother Yushan said is also reasonable. Judging by the energy of the little guy, it seems that he didn't work last night."
However, although Tong Xiaorui had already agreed with Zhao Yushan's explanation in his heart, he still asked in doubt: "Then why do you and Xiaojun not pay up until now? I smashed down the door of the room, and Xiaojun fell into a daze." Get up and open the door? And you didn't even wake up?"
"Hey, it's a long story, let me tell you briefly, a robber came to our house last night and wanted to steal my Xiaojiu, and Xiaojun and I fought hard to beat the robber away????? ?” Zhao Yushan began to casually talk about Hu Yun.
Just as this guy was talking, there was a knock on the door, and then the voice of Tong's mother: "Hey, it's time to eat, what are you three doing in there, you are making a lot of noise. Xiaojun, you are not allowed to help your sister bully you Brother-in-law, did you hear that?"
Tong Xiaojun inside the door couldn't help sweating profusely when he heard his mother's words!I bully my brother-in-law?My dear, my brother-in-law tied his hands and feet, and he has to beat me eight times!
While eating breakfast, Tong Xiaojun suggested to buy a car after dinner.Yesterday afternoon, the card that Zhao Yushan gave him was still on him.Another 300 million was extorted from Xiang Shaojie last night, Tong Xiaojun now feels like a turned serf and singing.
How many times in his dreams he wanted to go to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store to pretend to be aggressive!It's a pity that I have been powerless.Now I can finally feel proud!Also, he has long taken a liking to a car sales lady at a Mercedes-Benz 4S store. The man is affectionate, and the concubine is interested, but the woman's parents are not willing!The reason is that he is too poor.
This time it's all right, my brother turned himself into a serf and sang, it's time to shake the granite heads of the two prospective parents-in-law.
***, I am rich today!Even people and cars are all in one pot!Thinking about the happy life in the future, Tong Xiaojun's nose is so beautiful that his nose bubbles out.
However, this guy was eating and fantasizing, but his father's majestic voice came from his ear: "Xiaojun, you can't use your brother-in-law's money to buy a car! You are also a big man, why use your brother-in-law's money ? Want to buy a car and make money yourself!"
Mother Tong also said beside her: "That's right, Xiaojun, your sister hasn't married your brother-in-law yet. Even your sister can't spend your brother-in-law's money casually. How can you spend your brother-in-law's money casually? You still have to buy car, how much does that car cost! The cheapest one costs more than [-] yuan!"
"Dad, Mom, it doesn't matter. As long as Xiaojun likes it. It doesn't matter." Zhao Yushan said without raising his head while pushing rice into his mouth.
"That's right. Parents, you don't even dislike brother-in-law, what do you dislike? My brother-in-law is not short of money, is he brother-in-law?" Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
Seeing his son's disappointment, Father Tong couldn't help sighing and said, "Oh! If you can be half as good as your brother-in-law, your mother and I won't have to worry about you. Xiao Zhao, In the future, you can't be used to Xiaojun, you brother-in-law should educate him well."
Tong Xiaojun couldn't help sticking out his tongue, and said to himself: "My dad, if you saw my brother-in-law's appearance last night, would you still judge my brother-in-law like that? I want my brother-in-law to educate me, I'm afraid you I don’t want to. Hehe.”
Tong Xiaorui's father wanted to say something more, but Tong Xiaorui said suddenly: "Dad, Mom, you don't have to stop Xiaojun. If he likes it, let him buy it. Even if he borrows from Brother Yushan, I will pay you the money later." Pay him back."
"What's the difference? We're all one family. How can we talk about two families? Isn't that too alien? Hehe, isn't that brother-in-law?" Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
After the family had a happy breakfast, Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun went to buy a car together, while Tong Xiaorui stayed behind to take care of the sweet potato shop with his parents.
Although Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun tried their best to persuade their parents to go out and have fun together, the two old people insisted on refusing, saying that today is the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, business must be good, and it would be a pity not to open for business.They still have to save money for Tong Xiaojun to marry a wife!
Tong Xiaojun said in his heart that our sweet potato stall, which has been sold for 50 years, is not as good as what my brother-in-law made in the middle of the night yesterday!But he just thought about it for himself, but he didn't dare to tell his parents.
Zhao Yushan drove his tattered Dongfeng light truck, and took Tong Xiaojun straight to the Benz 4S store in Wangcheng District.
Although today is only the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the 4S store has already opened.There are many cars parked in the parking space in front of the store.
Although Zhao Yushan's driving skills were not as good as Zhao Changqiang's, he had also undergone special training.He corrected the steering wheel a little, and the Dongfeng light truck jumped into the parking space without slowing down, and then stopped steadily.
What Zhao Yushan didn't expect was that as soon as he got out of the car, a woman with long cotton socks and a short skirt next to him, with a face like a wall covered in foundation, said angrily to him, "Why do you drive? Can't drive?"
Zhao Yushan was taken aback by the woman's inexplicable scolding, and he asked suspiciously, "What's the matter? I'm driving my car, what happened next to you?"
"What's the matter next to me? Fortunately, it didn't hinder me, otherwise you would have to go back to the pre-liberation overnight! See, this car is mine. If you bump into me just now, call me Ten years of work can't afford to pay for this car!" The woman said arrogantly, pointing to a black Mercedes beside her while speaking.
Tong Xiaojun is a rich man now, and he was upset when he heard a woman talking impolitely, so he raised his leg and walked towards her, wanting to argue with her.
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Tong Xiaorui looked at his younger brother who was full of panic and panic, and the doubts in his heart grew stronger?So he asked sharply: "Xiaojun! Don't try to hide it here. You must have done something last night! Bah! I'm so pissed off, you two big men dare to do such a thing!"
Tong Xiaojun was stunned: "What kind of things do two big men do? What kind of things? Fighting and killing is what big men should do!"
Tong Xiaojun suspected that his sister might have heard the movement last night. After all, the place where brother-in-law and Wang Simaozi fought was downstairs in their own house, and they fired a gun. It was not surprising that her sister heard the movement, so she immediately said in a serious manner: "Okay, Sister, since you already know. Then I will tell you what happened. But you must not tell your parents. Sigh! I think my brother-in-law will not blame me if I tell you, I was also forced???? ???"
Tong Xiaojun was about to tell his sister about what happened last night, but he saw that her sister had already closed the door, and then rushed to the bed, throwing off Zhao Yushan's quilt.
Tong Xiaorui took a closer look, and saw that Zhao Yushan was naked, with a pair of shorts in the middle, and under the shorts was a pillar of the sky.With eyes closed, mouth full of haha, he slept so soundly!
Although Zhao Yushan was born with supernatural power, he also has a problem. Every time he exerts too much force, he must get enough sleep afterwards.When he fell asleep due to excessive force, he might not be able to wake up even if there was thunder on the top of his head and fire on the soles of his feet!Last night he fought the Tibetan mastiff with his bare hands, and he really used too much force, so not only did he not wake up until now, he even didn't hear Tong Xiaorui's knock on the door, or the voices of her and her younger brother!
Tong Xiaorui was ashamed and angry, stomped her little feet, and said in her heart: "Ah, Zhao Yushan, Zhao Yushan, you are so tired after exercising so hard last night! Even when you were with me, you didn't Seeing that you are so tired, sleeping with Xiaojun all night, you are so tired? Pooh! It’s so disgusting!"
While thinking, Tong Xiaorui suddenly tore Zhao Yushan's ear, and said coquettishly, "Zhao Yushan, get up! Get up!"
Zhao Yushan was dreaming, dreaming that he was spending a good night with a super beautiful woman, but suddenly, the beauty turned into a beautiful snake and bit off his ear!
"Ah! My ears! My ears!" Zhao Yushan yelled strangely and jumped up from the bed. The movement was too big, and he broke his ears out of Xiaorui's grasp all at once.
This guy was rough and thick, his ears were fine, but he almost knocked Tong Xiaorui to the ground, and Xiaorui's wrist was flicked.
"Oh, Zhao Yushan! You hurt my hand! Be more honest! Otherwise, I'll kick you out of the house right away!" Tong Xiaorui shouted coquettishly.
Only then did Zhao Yushan open his sleepy eyes, and scanned the two people in the room, only to see Tong Xiaojun standing motionless at the door, with a look of dumbfounding on his face.But Tong Xiaorui was standing in front of her with straight eyebrows, rubbing her right wrist vigorously with her left hand.
"Xiaojun, what's wrong with you? It seems like you ate a dead mouse? What happened? Xiaorui? Why did you come to our room? The door is still closed, did you come through time?" Zhao Yushan asked asked with a blank face.
"I'll cross you big-headed ghost! Zhao Yushan, tell me clearly, what did you do with Xiaojun last night?" Tong Xiaorui stood on tiptoe, stretched out his hand and tore off Zhao Yushan's ear again.
"Oh, let go, Xiaorui, let go. Xiaojun, what's going on? Why don't I understand?" Zhao Yushan called out in a low voice.
Tong Xiaojun shrugged and said to himself, "Brother-in-law, not only are you confused, but I am also confused!"
"Just pretend for me. Tell me, did you have sex last night?" Tong Xiaorui blushed, finally gritted her teeth, and expressed her doubts.She had heard from the stewardess she was with a long time ago that many men like this tune, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to like this tune too.
"What?????? Are you gay?" Tong Xiaojun almost fainted, he really didn't understand how such dirty thoughts appeared in his mind of his always pure sister!But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem so strange. The so-called one who is close to vermilion is red, and one who is close to ink is black. If sister and brother-in-law are together for a long time, no matter how pure they are, they will become extremely evil!
Zhao Yushan was also a little dumbfounded, he put his head next to Tong Xiaorui's ear and muttered a few words.Tong Xiaorui's face turned red immediately, and she said bitterly, "Bah! You're shameless! What kind of bastard are you talking about?"
While talking, Tong Xiaorui glanced at Zhao Yushan's lower body, but thought in his heart: "It seems that what Brother Yushan said is also reasonable. Judging by the energy of the little guy, it seems that he didn't work last night."
However, although Tong Xiaorui had already agreed with Zhao Yushan's explanation in his heart, he still asked in doubt: "Then why do you and Xiaojun not pay up until now? I smashed down the door of the room, and Xiaojun fell into a daze." Get up and open the door? And you didn't even wake up?"
"Hey, it's a long story, let me tell you briefly, a robber came to our house last night and wanted to steal my Xiaojiu, and Xiaojun and I fought hard to beat the robber away????? ?” Zhao Yushan began to casually talk about Hu Yun.
Just as this guy was talking, there was a knock on the door, and then the voice of Tong's mother: "Hey, it's time to eat, what are you three doing in there, you are making a lot of noise. Xiaojun, you are not allowed to help your sister bully you Brother-in-law, did you hear that?"
Tong Xiaojun inside the door couldn't help sweating profusely when he heard his mother's words!I bully my brother-in-law?My dear, my brother-in-law tied his hands and feet, and he has to beat me eight times!
While eating breakfast, Tong Xiaojun suggested to buy a car after dinner.Yesterday afternoon, the card that Zhao Yushan gave him was still on him.Another 300 million was extorted from Xiang Shaojie last night, Tong Xiaojun now feels like a turned serf and singing.
How many times in his dreams he wanted to go to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store to pretend to be aggressive!It's a pity that I have been powerless.Now I can finally feel proud!Also, he has long taken a liking to a car sales lady at a Mercedes-Benz 4S store. The man is affectionate, and the concubine is interested, but the woman's parents are not willing!The reason is that he is too poor.
This time it's all right, my brother turned himself into a serf and sang, it's time to shake the granite heads of the two prospective parents-in-law.
***, I am rich today!Even people and cars are all in one pot!Thinking about the happy life in the future, Tong Xiaojun's nose is so beautiful that his nose bubbles out.
However, this guy was eating and fantasizing, but his father's majestic voice came from his ear: "Xiaojun, you can't use your brother-in-law's money to buy a car! You are also a big man, why use your brother-in-law's money ? Want to buy a car and make money yourself!"
Mother Tong also said beside her: "That's right, Xiaojun, your sister hasn't married your brother-in-law yet. Even your sister can't spend your brother-in-law's money casually. How can you spend your brother-in-law's money casually? You still have to buy car, how much does that car cost! The cheapest one costs more than [-] yuan!"
"Dad, Mom, it doesn't matter. As long as Xiaojun likes it. It doesn't matter." Zhao Yushan said without raising his head while pushing rice into his mouth.
"That's right. Parents, you don't even dislike brother-in-law, what do you dislike? My brother-in-law is not short of money, is he brother-in-law?" Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
Seeing his son's disappointment, Father Tong couldn't help sighing and said, "Oh! If you can be half as good as your brother-in-law, your mother and I won't have to worry about you. Xiao Zhao, In the future, you can't be used to Xiaojun, you brother-in-law should educate him well."
Tong Xiaojun couldn't help sticking out his tongue, and said to himself: "My dad, if you saw my brother-in-law's appearance last night, would you still judge my brother-in-law like that? I want my brother-in-law to educate me, I'm afraid you I don’t want to. Hehe.”
Tong Xiaorui's father wanted to say something more, but Tong Xiaorui said suddenly: "Dad, Mom, you don't have to stop Xiaojun. If he likes it, let him buy it. Even if he borrows from Brother Yushan, I will pay you the money later." Pay him back."
"What's the difference? We're all one family. How can we talk about two families? Isn't that too alien? Hehe, isn't that brother-in-law?" Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
After the family had a happy breakfast, Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun went to buy a car together, while Tong Xiaorui stayed behind to take care of the sweet potato shop with his parents.
Although Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun tried their best to persuade their parents to go out and have fun together, the two old people insisted on refusing, saying that today is the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, business must be good, and it would be a pity not to open for business.They still have to save money for Tong Xiaojun to marry a wife!
Tong Xiaojun said in his heart that our sweet potato stall, which has been sold for 50 years, is not as good as what my brother-in-law made in the middle of the night yesterday!But he just thought about it for himself, but he didn't dare to tell his parents.
Zhao Yushan drove his tattered Dongfeng light truck, and took Tong Xiaojun straight to the Benz 4S store in Wangcheng District.
Although today is only the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the 4S store has already opened.There are many cars parked in the parking space in front of the store.
Although Zhao Yushan's driving skills were not as good as Zhao Changqiang's, he had also undergone special training.He corrected the steering wheel a little, and the Dongfeng light truck jumped into the parking space without slowing down, and then stopped steadily.
What Zhao Yushan didn't expect was that as soon as he got out of the car, a woman with long cotton socks and a short skirt next to him, with a face like a wall covered in foundation, said angrily to him, "Why do you drive? Can't drive?"
Zhao Yushan was taken aback by the woman's inexplicable scolding, and he asked suspiciously, "What's the matter? I'm driving my car, what happened next to you?"
"What's the matter next to me? Fortunately, it didn't hinder me, otherwise you would have to go back to the pre-liberation overnight! See, this car is mine. If you bump into me just now, call me Ten years of work can't afford to pay for this car!" The woman said arrogantly, pointing to a black Mercedes beside her while speaking.
Tong Xiaojun is a rich man now, and he was upset when he heard a woman talking impolitely, so he raised his leg and walked towards her, wanting to argue with her.
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