Assassin Hunting Country
Chapter 25 The Function of Farts
At the dawn of the second night, the moon had just climbed the treetops, and the birds had already entered the nest. Our great assassin Lu Jin, wearing a bed sheet, tiptoed out of his room and came to the door of Zhang Lian's room. .
"Who?" Zhang Lian's alert voice came from the room.
"It's me! Lu Jin!" Lu Jin quietly said to Zhang Lian inside through the crack of the door.
"Then come in, the door is unlocked!" Zhang Lian replied without hesitation.
After hearing this, Lu Jin felt dizzy for a while, feeling that this conversation seemed so familiar.But I didn't think too much, so I opened the door and went in!
"Ah! You...you...why are you dressed like this!" Zhang Lian was startled when she saw Lu Jin who came in wearing a sheet, like an Indian Ah San.
"Oh, how is it? To meet you, I specially designed it in the style of Tianzhu in the Western Regions, which is fashionable and conservative, saving time and materials. Do you want one!" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian's surprised expression, while looking at her Turning around in front of him, he said proudly.
"Where are your clothes?"
"Where do I have any clothes? The broken ones are broken, and the other ones are lost, but my clothes are fine, haha!" Lu Jin said, jumping up and down twice, proving that his clothes fit well.
Looking at Lu Jin who was jumping around like a living zombie, Zhang Lian felt dizzy for a while, why did she have such a living treasure!
"Okay, okay, here, can you see if this night suit is suitable?" Zhang Lian said, throwing a brand new night suit to Lu Jin, Lu Jin took it, looked at the whole black dress, and thought it was pretty good , It's much better than the quilt on my body, so without saying a word, I pulled the quilt on my body, and started to change clothes!
"You bastard, can you pay attention, didn't you see Miss Ben here...you still..." Seeing that Lu Jin began to change clothes in front of her, Zhang Lian's face Blushing with shame, he immediately turned around and said!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a woman, hehe, it's okay, Sister Zhang, anyway, you have watched everything you should and shouldn't, and we are not outsiders, I don't mind!" Lu Jin said. Confident and confident, it will be replaced in a short while!
"Well, it fits pretty well. You have a good eye. My white and striped body is not enough for you to see!" Lu Jin jumped up and down, thinking that this night suit is really suitable.
"Have you changed?" Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin with a hippie smile and said angrily.
"Well, it's changed? What's the matter?" Lu Jin replied.
"Then you can go out!"
"why?"
"Miss Ben has to change her clothes!" Zhang Lian said so loudly that even the teacup on the table shook.
"It's okay, I don't mind, you can change, I'll wait for you here!" After Lu Jin finished speaking indifferently, he folded his arms and stood there, waiting for Zhang Lian to change her clothes!
"Get out!" Zhang Lian couldn't bear it anymore, kicked Lu Jin out of the door, and then closed the door.
Lu Jin cried out for pain while rubbing his own butt, cursing: "Why are you so unfair, you are allowed to look at me, can't I look at you? I didn't treat you as a woman, really. ......Oops...how did you throw the teacup, ouch...my head!"
Just when Lu Jin was holding his head and screaming that it hurts, Zhang Lian had already changed his clothes, came to the door, looked at Lu Jin with disdain, and said, "Here, put this on your face!" Give Lu Jin a veil.
Lu Jin took the veil, looked at it, then threw it back, and said aggrievedly: "I don't wear it, I just rely on this face for my living, cover it up, who else knows me?"
"You bastard, you still say you're a great assassin, you don't even wear a veil, what an assassin! If you don't wear one, I'll bring it for you!" Zhang Lian said, picking up Lu Jin, ignoring Why did Lu Jin scream and cry, tied the veil on Lu Jin's face, and then flew out of the inn with Lu Jin in his arms!
Jiang's Mansion is in the very center of the entire villa, so it is very easy to find, the two of them arrived outside the courtyard wall of Jiang's Mansion in less than a cup of tea!
"Let me tell you, this time it can't be like last time. If we want to go in together, I don't want to let the dog chase me anymore!" Lu Jin whispered to Zhang Lian, and then hugged Zhang Lian tightly. arm, pretending to be pitiful.
Zhang Lian really had no choice but to take Lu Jin. She sighed in her heart and didn't say anything. She just grabbed Lu Jin's collar and flew into Jiang's mansion as soon as she jumped.
The two quietly searched around in Jiang's mansion, passed through the walls and courtyards, and after turning around for a few times, they lost their direction, and there were so many guards and sentries in Jiang's mansion, which made Zhang Lian dare not easily perform light kung fu. In order not to be noticed by others, the two of them could only grope aimlessly in one courtyard, one courtyard after another!
"I said big sister, when do we have to find a way like this? Why do I feel that this road is getting more and more? Which way should we go?" Lu Jin said to Zhang Lian in a low voice.
"How would I know? I didn't expect that there is another world in Jiang's mansion. It seems that we have to think long-term!" Zhang Lian replied thoughtfully.
"I told you not to be so anxious a long time ago, take a look, you always don't listen to me, do you regret it?"
"Shut up, Miss Ben! Shhh! There's someone!" Zhang Lian said, pulling Lu Jin into the nearby rockery to hide.
Just as the two of them hid, they saw a group of warriors walking slowly from the rockery, but before the whole group had finished walking, they heard a small but dull "Puchi~~~~~" the sound of.This made the warriors vigilant, and began to watch the movement around them vigilantly.
"Shut up!" Zhang Lian lowered her voice and cursed at Lu Jin next to her.
"I didn't say anything!" Lu Jin also explained in a low voice.
"What's that sound? Eh? What's the smell? Why..." Zhang Lian suddenly felt a stench rushing towards her face, which made her almost lose her breath!
Before Zhang Lian could understand what was going on, she heard a sound of "Pu Chi~~~~Pu la la la la la~~~~~~" coming from Lu Jin's lower body. Immediately afterwards, Lu Jin's face seemed to be He looked very comfortable, and said very soothingly: "It's so cool!"
It was not only Zhang Lian who heard this voice, but also the warriors outside. Only one warrior shouted: "There are people behind the rockery!"
In an instant, six or seven warriors surrounded the rockery and illuminated the entire rock with torches.
When Zhang Lian saw the situation, she couldn't hide it, and the smell around her made it impossible to stay.
"You can't bear it, when it's bad, it has to be this time... What have you eaten, it's so stinky!" Zhang Lian pinched her nose and cursed!
"I said, big sister, I can bear it too, but I can't hold it back. I've been holding this fart for a long time......"
"Here it is! I found it, who are you?" Before Lu Jin could finish speaking, a few warriors came towards them with their knives in hand.
Zhang Lian didn't care about Lu Jin, and when she saw the warrior approaching, she pulled out her sword, only to see a flash of cold light, and the warrior in front screamed and fell to the ground!
"There are assassins, come quickly!"
"Notify the owner quickly, there are assassins!"
"Come on, brothers, don't let them get away!"
The warriors shouted non-stop, which suddenly made the peaceful Chiang Mansion lively. The originally dark courtyard was brightly lit and crowded with people.Looking at the situation, Zhang Lian felt that today's spying was in vain, so she shook her sword, like ten thousand pear blossoms blooming, and the sword's edge passed by like a stormy sea!In the blink of an eye, several warriors were placed on the ground.
Seeing more and more warriors coming for reinforcements, Zhang Lian knew that she was invincible, so she picked up Lu Jin with one hand and flew to the roof. After walking a few steps, she saw a few warriors with swords jumping out in front of her, blocking her way. Zhang Lian put down Lu Jin, without saying a word, she fought with her sword!I saw a few people coming and going, swords coming and going, feet coming and legs returning. After fighting for more than a dozen rounds, only heard a few screams of "ah~ah~ah~", Zhang Lian took those warriors Put it all in!
Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian's majestic and soft figure, and felt that she was so beautiful and chic at that moment!But before Lu Jin finished thinking about it, Zhang Lian grabbed Lu Jin's clothes and continued to rush forward.In this way, Zhang Lian defeated several groups of warriors who came to stop him, like killing gods, and ran rampant in Jiang's mansion, like no one's land!
Just when Zhang Lian led Lu Jin through several blockades and was about to reach the courtyard wall of the Jiang Mansion, Zhang Lian only heard Zhang Lian's "Ah~" and fell to the roof!
"What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian with a painful face, and the bloody arm with something the size of a steel needle stuck in it, Lu Jin asked in horror.
"Don't talk so much, let's go!" Zhang Lian gritted her teeth, endured the pain, looked at the courtyard wall in front, seemed to have regained her strength, supported Lu Jin with her other hand, and ran towards the courtyard wall!
"Ah~~" Just when Zhang Lian had just turned over to the top of the courtyard wall, a steel needle shot into her arm supporting Lu Jin. Zhang Lian felt pain and couldn't help letting go, and Lu Jin fell on the courtyard wall!
"I'll go down first, hurry up and follow!" Zhang Lian said to Lu Jin who was lying on the courtyard wall.Then with a kick of both feet, it floated down the wall and disappeared into the night sky in an instant!
But when Zhang Lian went down, she never expected that when she turned over and went down, one foot hit Lu Jin's head, which caused Lu Jin to be kicked into the courtyard wall by Zhang Lian's reaction force!Poor Lu Jin fell so unprepared that he almost passed out!He kept cursing Zhang Lian in his mouth: "This damn bitch, you are so fucking disrespectful, you actually ran away by stepping on me, and when I get out, I have to find you to settle the score! Oops...... …”
"Who?" Zhang Lian's alert voice came from the room.
"It's me! Lu Jin!" Lu Jin quietly said to Zhang Lian inside through the crack of the door.
"Then come in, the door is unlocked!" Zhang Lian replied without hesitation.
After hearing this, Lu Jin felt dizzy for a while, feeling that this conversation seemed so familiar.But I didn't think too much, so I opened the door and went in!
"Ah! You...you...why are you dressed like this!" Zhang Lian was startled when she saw Lu Jin who came in wearing a sheet, like an Indian Ah San.
"Oh, how is it? To meet you, I specially designed it in the style of Tianzhu in the Western Regions, which is fashionable and conservative, saving time and materials. Do you want one!" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian's surprised expression, while looking at her Turning around in front of him, he said proudly.
"Where are your clothes?"
"Where do I have any clothes? The broken ones are broken, and the other ones are lost, but my clothes are fine, haha!" Lu Jin said, jumping up and down twice, proving that his clothes fit well.
Looking at Lu Jin who was jumping around like a living zombie, Zhang Lian felt dizzy for a while, why did she have such a living treasure!
"Okay, okay, here, can you see if this night suit is suitable?" Zhang Lian said, throwing a brand new night suit to Lu Jin, Lu Jin took it, looked at the whole black dress, and thought it was pretty good , It's much better than the quilt on my body, so without saying a word, I pulled the quilt on my body, and started to change clothes!
"You bastard, can you pay attention, didn't you see Miss Ben here...you still..." Seeing that Lu Jin began to change clothes in front of her, Zhang Lian's face Blushing with shame, he immediately turned around and said!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a woman, hehe, it's okay, Sister Zhang, anyway, you have watched everything you should and shouldn't, and we are not outsiders, I don't mind!" Lu Jin said. Confident and confident, it will be replaced in a short while!
"Well, it fits pretty well. You have a good eye. My white and striped body is not enough for you to see!" Lu Jin jumped up and down, thinking that this night suit is really suitable.
"Have you changed?" Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin with a hippie smile and said angrily.
"Well, it's changed? What's the matter?" Lu Jin replied.
"Then you can go out!"
"why?"
"Miss Ben has to change her clothes!" Zhang Lian said so loudly that even the teacup on the table shook.
"It's okay, I don't mind, you can change, I'll wait for you here!" After Lu Jin finished speaking indifferently, he folded his arms and stood there, waiting for Zhang Lian to change her clothes!
"Get out!" Zhang Lian couldn't bear it anymore, kicked Lu Jin out of the door, and then closed the door.
Lu Jin cried out for pain while rubbing his own butt, cursing: "Why are you so unfair, you are allowed to look at me, can't I look at you? I didn't treat you as a woman, really. ......Oops...how did you throw the teacup, ouch...my head!"
Just when Lu Jin was holding his head and screaming that it hurts, Zhang Lian had already changed his clothes, came to the door, looked at Lu Jin with disdain, and said, "Here, put this on your face!" Give Lu Jin a veil.
Lu Jin took the veil, looked at it, then threw it back, and said aggrievedly: "I don't wear it, I just rely on this face for my living, cover it up, who else knows me?"
"You bastard, you still say you're a great assassin, you don't even wear a veil, what an assassin! If you don't wear one, I'll bring it for you!" Zhang Lian said, picking up Lu Jin, ignoring Why did Lu Jin scream and cry, tied the veil on Lu Jin's face, and then flew out of the inn with Lu Jin in his arms!
Jiang's Mansion is in the very center of the entire villa, so it is very easy to find, the two of them arrived outside the courtyard wall of Jiang's Mansion in less than a cup of tea!
"Let me tell you, this time it can't be like last time. If we want to go in together, I don't want to let the dog chase me anymore!" Lu Jin whispered to Zhang Lian, and then hugged Zhang Lian tightly. arm, pretending to be pitiful.
Zhang Lian really had no choice but to take Lu Jin. She sighed in her heart and didn't say anything. She just grabbed Lu Jin's collar and flew into Jiang's mansion as soon as she jumped.
The two quietly searched around in Jiang's mansion, passed through the walls and courtyards, and after turning around for a few times, they lost their direction, and there were so many guards and sentries in Jiang's mansion, which made Zhang Lian dare not easily perform light kung fu. In order not to be noticed by others, the two of them could only grope aimlessly in one courtyard, one courtyard after another!
"I said big sister, when do we have to find a way like this? Why do I feel that this road is getting more and more? Which way should we go?" Lu Jin said to Zhang Lian in a low voice.
"How would I know? I didn't expect that there is another world in Jiang's mansion. It seems that we have to think long-term!" Zhang Lian replied thoughtfully.
"I told you not to be so anxious a long time ago, take a look, you always don't listen to me, do you regret it?"
"Shut up, Miss Ben! Shhh! There's someone!" Zhang Lian said, pulling Lu Jin into the nearby rockery to hide.
Just as the two of them hid, they saw a group of warriors walking slowly from the rockery, but before the whole group had finished walking, they heard a small but dull "Puchi~~~~~" the sound of.This made the warriors vigilant, and began to watch the movement around them vigilantly.
"Shut up!" Zhang Lian lowered her voice and cursed at Lu Jin next to her.
"I didn't say anything!" Lu Jin also explained in a low voice.
"What's that sound? Eh? What's the smell? Why..." Zhang Lian suddenly felt a stench rushing towards her face, which made her almost lose her breath!
Before Zhang Lian could understand what was going on, she heard a sound of "Pu Chi~~~~Pu la la la la la~~~~~~" coming from Lu Jin's lower body. Immediately afterwards, Lu Jin's face seemed to be He looked very comfortable, and said very soothingly: "It's so cool!"
It was not only Zhang Lian who heard this voice, but also the warriors outside. Only one warrior shouted: "There are people behind the rockery!"
In an instant, six or seven warriors surrounded the rockery and illuminated the entire rock with torches.
When Zhang Lian saw the situation, she couldn't hide it, and the smell around her made it impossible to stay.
"You can't bear it, when it's bad, it has to be this time... What have you eaten, it's so stinky!" Zhang Lian pinched her nose and cursed!
"I said, big sister, I can bear it too, but I can't hold it back. I've been holding this fart for a long time......"
"Here it is! I found it, who are you?" Before Lu Jin could finish speaking, a few warriors came towards them with their knives in hand.
Zhang Lian didn't care about Lu Jin, and when she saw the warrior approaching, she pulled out her sword, only to see a flash of cold light, and the warrior in front screamed and fell to the ground!
"There are assassins, come quickly!"
"Notify the owner quickly, there are assassins!"
"Come on, brothers, don't let them get away!"
The warriors shouted non-stop, which suddenly made the peaceful Chiang Mansion lively. The originally dark courtyard was brightly lit and crowded with people.Looking at the situation, Zhang Lian felt that today's spying was in vain, so she shook her sword, like ten thousand pear blossoms blooming, and the sword's edge passed by like a stormy sea!In the blink of an eye, several warriors were placed on the ground.
Seeing more and more warriors coming for reinforcements, Zhang Lian knew that she was invincible, so she picked up Lu Jin with one hand and flew to the roof. After walking a few steps, she saw a few warriors with swords jumping out in front of her, blocking her way. Zhang Lian put down Lu Jin, without saying a word, she fought with her sword!I saw a few people coming and going, swords coming and going, feet coming and legs returning. After fighting for more than a dozen rounds, only heard a few screams of "ah~ah~ah~", Zhang Lian took those warriors Put it all in!
Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian's majestic and soft figure, and felt that she was so beautiful and chic at that moment!But before Lu Jin finished thinking about it, Zhang Lian grabbed Lu Jin's clothes and continued to rush forward.In this way, Zhang Lian defeated several groups of warriors who came to stop him, like killing gods, and ran rampant in Jiang's mansion, like no one's land!
Just when Zhang Lian led Lu Jin through several blockades and was about to reach the courtyard wall of the Jiang Mansion, Zhang Lian only heard Zhang Lian's "Ah~" and fell to the roof!
"What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian with a painful face, and the bloody arm with something the size of a steel needle stuck in it, Lu Jin asked in horror.
"Don't talk so much, let's go!" Zhang Lian gritted her teeth, endured the pain, looked at the courtyard wall in front, seemed to have regained her strength, supported Lu Jin with her other hand, and ran towards the courtyard wall!
"Ah~~" Just when Zhang Lian had just turned over to the top of the courtyard wall, a steel needle shot into her arm supporting Lu Jin. Zhang Lian felt pain and couldn't help letting go, and Lu Jin fell on the courtyard wall!
"I'll go down first, hurry up and follow!" Zhang Lian said to Lu Jin who was lying on the courtyard wall.Then with a kick of both feet, it floated down the wall and disappeared into the night sky in an instant!
But when Zhang Lian went down, she never expected that when she turned over and went down, one foot hit Lu Jin's head, which caused Lu Jin to be kicked into the courtyard wall by Zhang Lian's reaction force!Poor Lu Jin fell so unprepared that he almost passed out!He kept cursing Zhang Lian in his mouth: "This damn bitch, you are so fucking disrespectful, you actually ran away by stepping on me, and when I get out, I have to find you to settle the score! Oops...... …”
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