Assassin Hunting Country

After entering the cave designated by Lu Jin, the two walked for about a quarter of an hour, but found nothing unusual. Everything was the same as when they first came in, except that the air in the cave seemed a little stuffy!

"How is it? I'm a great immortal, right? I haven't had any tricks for such a long time, so, listen to Lu Jin, good luck is in front of you!" Lu Jin walked triumphantly to the side Zhang Lian said.

But after Lu Jin finished speaking, Zhang Lian didn't even look at Lu Jin, and continued to walk forward on her own, as if Lu Jin didn't exist in front of her eyes!It made Lu Jin, who was talking endlessly but no one responded, very embarrassed!

"You smell! What's this smell?" Zhang Lian stopped suddenly while walking, sniffed it vigilantly with her delicate nose, and asked Lu Jin!

Lu Jin put on a very serious look, sniffed it carefully, and replied with a deep face: "Well, something is wrong!"

"Then what's the smell? It's very strange!" Zhang Lian frowned and sniffed her nose twice!

"It's very strange, I don't know what's wrong, but there is body fragrance, if you don't believe me, smell it!" Said Lu Jin put his body close to Zhang Lian, and asked her to smell it!

"You bloodthirsty thief! Hmm! It smells so bad, you haven't showered for a few days?" When Lu Jin approached Zhang Lian, Zhang Lian suddenly felt a salty smell of sweat rushing towards her face, which made Zhang Lian recede After a few steps, he covered his nose and scolded Lu Jin!

"Do you understand aesthetics? Do you understand aesthetics? How can this be smelly? It's body fragrance, okay? What a unique smell, what a magical effect, damn, I admire my body, I haven't showered for a month It can produce such a peculiar fragrance, eh! Could this be the so-called 'Xiangfei is alive'!" Lu Jin said, and couldn't stop smelling it, which made Zhang Lian, who was opposite him, so disgusted that he almost couldn't spit it out. !

Just as Lu Jin kept inhaling the "fragrance" of his body, suddenly a strong smoky smell penetrated into Lu Jin's nostrils.

"Huh? Where is it on fire?" Lu Jin, who worked as a security guard in his previous life, was extremely sensitive to the smell of smoke, because one of his important jobs at that time was firefighting, and he had participated in many firefighting and disaster relief drills. I have experienced it many times, so I have a deep memory!

"It's not on fire, but smoke. It may be a mechanism. If you don't believe me, look!" Zhang Lian said, pointing behind Lu Jin.

Lu Jin turned his head, took a closer look, and then yelled: "My God!" The cave behind was filled with smoke, and the road ahead could not be seen clearly.

Suddenly, Lu Jin heard Zhang Lian's muffled cough, and turned his head. Seeing this, Lu Jin was stunned, and saw that Zhang Lian in front of him was wrapped in pale yellow smoke, and his figure was blurred. , and the pungent smoke continued to flow upwards, Lu Jin's nostrils could smell nothing else except the pungent smell!

"Cough...cough...cough...cough why is there such a thing here?" Lu Jin's eyes were already slightly red from the smoke, and tears kept flowing.

"Cough...cough...this is an agency, we have to rush out, or we will die here!" Zhang Lian's eyes were also red, and her face was full of tears. To run forward!

Lu Jin pulled Zhang Lian back and said sternly: "Run if you want to die, the smoke is so thick that you will be overwhelmed before you run a few steps, and you will be turned into bacon by then. !"

What Lu Jin said was indeed true. In his memory, not many people were burned to death in the fire in his previous life, most of them were suffocated to death by such thick smoke!Fortunately, Lu Jin received such training in his previous life, so he is not afraid of such things!

"Then what should we do? If we don't leave, we will be smoked to death!" Zhang Lian was held tightly by Lu Jin, and she said anxiously, her coughing became louder!

"Do you have water?" Lu Jin asked Zhang Lian!

"I've already drank it all up, there's nothing left, what's the matter?" Zhang Lian replied while wiping away tears while coughing.

"Then there's no other way, I can only do this. I tell you, you must listen to me in a while! I guarantee you to rush over alive!" Said Lu Jin quickly tore off two pieces of cloth from the clothes on his body, and put one Handed it to Zhang Lian and said, "Go, soak the cloth with diapers!"

"You bastard, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, Miss Ben...cough...cough" Hearing Lu Jin speak so obscenely, Zhang Lian scolded angrily, but the thick smoke The smoke became thicker and thicker, and Zhang Lian could only cough, unable to speak at all.

"I really can't do anything about you woman!" Lu Jin saw that the smoke was getting thicker and thicker. If no measures were taken, the two of them would surely die here, so he snatched the cloth from Zhang Lian's hand, unbuttoned his pants, and put Two pieces of cloth were wrapped in the private parts, coughing and squeezing hard!

"You bastard, Miss Ben...cough...cough...cough" Seeing Lu Jin making such an obscene gesture in front of her, Zhang Lian raised her hand hand, wanted to hit Lu Jin, but his body was so smoked that he couldn't use his strength at all!

"Don't get excited...cough...I'm doing it for your own good...cough...ah...it came out, um... Cough...not a lot!" Lu Jin said, quickly put on his trousers, handed a cloth soaked in urine to Zhang Lian, and said, "Put this on your mouth and nose, and then put your body Lower it as much as possible, and rush over quickly!"

"Cough...cough...cough...you get lost, Miss Ben, you bastard, even if Miss Ben dies, she won't be humiliated like this!" Zhang said. Lian tried her best to push Lu Jin aside.

"Cough...cough...damn it, you bitch, I'm doing it for your own good...cough...do you think my urine is precious? Authentic boy urine, The good medicine of a thousand medicines, the good prescription for all kinds of diseases, drinking it all year round not only strengthens the body, but also prolongs life, and has unique effects on infertility, impotence, premature ejaculation, and cold sex. Many girls and daughters-in-law rush to buy it I don't even give it, you don't want it for nothing! And it's still such a big one, it's the best of the best!"

Lu Jin was coughing, while talking in bursts, when Zhang Lian was almost fainted by the smoke, Lu Jin strode up, supported Zhang Lian, and said: "You take it for me! " Then he buckled the cloth with urine on Zhang Lian's mouth and nose.

And Lu Jin put another piece of cloth on his nose and mouth, and said in his mouth: "Damn it, I didn't expect the smell of my urine to be so unique, it smells like fried stinky tofu, it's amazing! Boy urine is not normal!"

As he said that, Lu Jin supported Zhang Lian, and the two lowered their bodies, and walked quickly towards the cave!After about a cup of tea, the smoke in the cave gradually faded, and the smell was not as strong as before!Zhang Lian also gradually woke up, opened her eyes and saw that she was held in Lu Jin's arms, walking forward quickly, and there was a pungent smell of urine coming from her nose, upon closer inspection, the piece of cloth actually After sticking it to her face, Zhang Lian's veins popped up instantly, and she pushed Lu Jin somersault with her hands.

"You bastard, how...how...this miss fights with you today!" Zhang Lian said, and then she drew her sword to chop Lu Jin.

"Wait a minute! Look around, we have already broken through the mechanism!" Lu Jin yelled at Zhang Lian in time, letting her see the situation by herself.

Holding up her sword, Zhang Lian looked around, and found that the thick smoke had indeed dissipated a lot, and the cave in front was clearly visible, as long as she walked a little further, the smoke would all dissipate, but remembering that she was slapped in the face by Lu Jin Urine, the anger in my heart was ignited again!When he went up, he slapped Lu Jin and scolded: "The prostitute! How dare you insult me ​​like this!"

Although Lu Jin dodged from left to right, Zhang Lian beat him a few times, thinking that I was really thankless. She obviously saved her, but she didn't thank her, but kicked her nose on the face and hit her. up!

"I saved you, do you know?" Lu Jin yelled at Zhang Lian while hiding, "Without me, you would have become a fucking bacon. Besides, my boy's urine smells good, and that The taste of stinky tofu is almost the same, and the reason is the same, it smells stinky, but it tastes delicious! And it can beautify the skin!”

"Okay, Miss Ben will let you drink enough!" As she said, Zhang Lian pulled Lu Jin over, pushed him to the ground, opened her mouth, picked up two diapers, and was about to stuff them into them. In Lu Jin's mouth, at this moment, the whole cave began to shake non-stop!

"What's wrong? An earthquake?" Lu Jin, who was crushed to the ground, felt particularly strongly, and asked Zhang Lian with some fear.

"It seems to be another mechanism!" Zhang Lian said, then stood up, looking at the depths of the cave in a daze.

Lu Jin also stood up, feeling that the whole world was shaking as if the end of the world was coming. He thought to himself, what kind of mechanism is this? After playing with the fire, and then playing with the earthquake, he really regarded this place as crossing the line of fire ?

However, after Lu Jin thought wildly, he immediately regained his composure, thinking that the key to escaping from the earthquake is speed and time. Seeing that the shock has just begun, it should be too late, so he asked Zhang Lian, "Can you use your lightness kung fu?"

Zhang Lian nodded after hearing this question.

"Well, take me with you, run as fast as you can, and start running immediately!" As soon as Lu Jin finished speaking, Zhang Lian picked up Lu Jin and rushed into the cave.The surrounding shaking became more and more violent. First, small gravels on the cave fell down one after another; then fist-sized stones fell down like raindrops; finally, the entire cave collapsed.Zhang Lian almost exerted all her breastfeeding strength, running forward non-stop, dodging boulders one after another, avoiding countless dangers up and down.

Just like that, Zhang Lian and Lu Jin were about to rush through this trap, when suddenly a huge boulder one foot square fell from Zhang Lian's head. Seeing the two of them, Zhang Lian yelled at Lu Jin: "No, my life is over!"