Assassin Hunting Country

It was approaching late at night, and there were still drums and zithers playing inside and outside Jiang's mansion. Lu Jin, who had put on a bright red groom's robe, was already drunk and swaying.

This can't be blamed on Lu Jin, because he had just finished changing the groom's clothes, and before he could pay homage to the eldest lady, he was surrounded by a large number of relatives, friends, and servants of the Jiang family for a toast. Very humble, if you can't drink, don't drink.

But as the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and a good man can't resist persuading him to drink. Under the wild persuasion of "Lu Daxia Jiuxian" from the left and "Lu Daxia Massive" from the right, Assassin Lu let go of his restraint and completely showed the style of a massive wine-gathering fairy Er, it's a cup on the left and a cup on the right.

Not long after, Lu Jin's face turned red, and his whole body became excited. He didn't need anyone to persuade him to drink, but he took the initiative to pick it up, respect everyone he saw, and drink whenever he met. Xiangxiang, even took off his clothes and climbed onto the wine table, while dancing the "Dance of the River", while shouting "Oh, buy it!" Pull it off, press it to the ground, and put his clothes back on.

Jiang Potian has been quietly watching Lu Jin's every move. When he found that Lu Jin had drunk so much that he almost didn't even recognize his mother, he signaled to Jiang Chen next to him to end the banquet and send Lu Jin to Lu Jin quickly. Go to the Missy's boudoir.After Jiang Chen got the order, he quickly dismissed the crowd at the banquet, and sent four powerful warriors to carry Lu Jin, who was in a puddle of mud, to the backyard!

"Where are you going to send me?" Lu Jin who was carried out was gently blown by the night wind, his head was a little sober, and he looked at the samurai who was supporting him and said drunkenly.

"Send my uncle to the eldest lady's bridal chamber!" All the warriors beside him said excitedly.

"Ah, dumb! Ah, dumb!" The warrior just finished speaking, when he saw Lu Jin speaking the language of an unknown country, he desperately broke free from the support of the two warriors, and shouted loudly:

"I just... just... go like this, and I won't be laughed at by that... that... that lady! No, I can't see her with this virtue!"

"Then how can we meet?" Another warrior looked at Lu Jin's smirk and asked cautiously.

"Of course, I stripped off my clothes before sending me in. I directly fought the eldest lady for [-] rounds, haha, I'm so dumb!" After Lu Jin shouted, he began to tear his clothes. Several warriors saw Lu Jin like this , hurried up to stop him, but Lu Jin didn't know where the strength came from, these four big-armed warriors didn't pull Lu Jin!

Seeing that Lu Jin was about to tear off all his clothes, the four warriors had no choice but to wink at each other, and suddenly pulled Lu Jin's limbs with force, and subdued him regardless of Lu Jin's shouting. , and then lifted Lu Jin up, and ran forward quickly!

"My uncle is drunk, the young master asked us to carry it here!"

"Oh, leave it to us! Missy is getting impatient!"

"Then trouble the two sisters!"

"Thank you for your hard work, don't send it away!"

Lu Jin, who was already drowsy and drowsy, vaguely heard a man and a woman talking in his ear!Then there was the sound of the door opening, and after that, Lu Jin's mind went blank, and he didn't know where he was......

I don't know how long it took, Lu Jin felt his lower body swollen and uncomfortable, so he opened his eyes dimly, looked around the brightly lit room, hiccupped, and shouted with full drunkenness:

"Fuck, where is the toilet? I need to pee!"

"Here it is!" As soon as Lu Jin finished speaking, a female voice came from next to his ear. The voice was very clear and pleasant, like larks in the forest and orioles under the trees. After hearing this, Lu Jin suddenly became more energetic. , shaking his head and carefully thinking about who the speaker was, suddenly Lu Jin's face suddenly became enlightened, and he hurriedly said:

"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't expect it to be a women's room? I'm going out right away!" As he spoke, he stood up staggeringly, and walked towards the door unsteadily!

"Are you here just to go to the toilet besides sleeping?" Before Lu Jin could reach the door, that pleasant voice reached Lu Jin's ears again.

"Oh! Sleep..." After listening to Lu Jin, he said to himself. After a while, Lu Jin seemed to understand something, and shouted with a rosy face, "What? Sleep? Lao Tzu Sleeping in the women's restroom? Miss, I'm really sorry. I'm happy today. I drank a few more drinks with a few buddies. Didn't scare you, hehe, I'm going out now! Oops, I'm suffocating! "

As he said that, he wanted to open the door, but before he opened it, Lu Jin felt that something was pulling him, and before he realized what was going on, he flew up into the air inexplicably, and circled twice in the air After that, I sat down on a chair just right.

After Lu Jin turned around a few times, his head became clearer, and the urination just now disappeared without a trace. Sitting on the chair and looking up, he realized that there was a woman in a red dress in front of him A woman in a bridal gown with a red hijab on her head was sitting upright on the head of the bed. Seeing this scene, Lu Jin suddenly remembered something, but suddenly he couldn't remember anything. And what about the bed?Could it be that he entered the clubhouse?

Before Lu Jin could figure out what was going on, the woman on the bedside said quietly: "It seems that you haven't sobered up yet, are you really so drunk that you even forgot today's big day?" The voice is still so beautiful, but there is more sadness and helplessness in the words, which makes people sound sad.

"Happy day?" Lu Jin repeated the word to himself, and suddenly he remembered that today was the day of his wedding with Miss Jiang's family. forgot?That's too inappropriate. Lu Jin, I told you to drink less, drink less, why do you still drink so much?Seeing that you made the little beauty angry, you must use all the knowledge and skills you have learned in all "love action movies" in Europe, America, Japan, and Korea to make up for your mistakes!

Lu Jin couldn't help but secretly scolded himself for drinking something wrong, and the wine was sober for three or four minutes, so he carefully looked at the bride across from him, always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell, so Lu Jin said very apologetically:

"There are a lot of relatives and friends, and some of them drank too much. I didn't keep you waiting for a long time, my lady, did I?"

"It's not too long, maybe more than half an hour!"

"Ah? So long? Damn it! I'm sorry, my lady~~~~, since my husband kept my lady waiting for so long, then let my husband take off your clothes, loose your shoulders and rub your back!" Lu Jin said. , stood up unsteadily, and walked slowly towards the head of the bed.

Hearing Lu Jin's blatant words, the bride lowered her head in embarrassment, her two hands hidden in her sleeves kept stirring the pair of wide sleeves!

Lu Jin walked to the bed, looked at the bride sitting there, and found that she seemed to be much fatter than the Miss Jiang he saw in the back garden that day, but Lu Jin didn't care at this time, because what he was looking at now They are all double shadows, and if the two shadows overlap, they will naturally gain a lot of weight.So Lu Jin once again cursed himself for missing such a good opportunity to appreciate the beauties up close because of drinking too much so that his eyes could not focus.

But Lu Jin didn't bother too much about the issue of drunkenness. After all, he couldn't understand today, and it's the same when he wakes up tomorrow. The bride's red hijab was lifted, and at the moment when the hijab was lifted, the bride's face was facing Lu Jin.

When Lu Jin saw the face of the bride in front of him, he suddenly felt as if his eyes had been pricked by countless needles, and what was even more strange was that his stomach began to churn up inexplicably, and he closed his eyes and endured a few blows in his throat , But I couldn't help it, wow, he spit out all the things in his stomach, completely, and then collapsed on the ground, using his unique tenor voice to let out an extremely sad cry screams:

"There is a ghost~~~~~!"

Lu Jin didn't vomit those things anywhere else, but just vomited on the face of the bride, who suddenly stood up, looking coldly at Lu Jin who was paralyzed on the ground with vicious eyes, Furiously said: "Why are you?" The voice was so loud that the whole room trembled, and its shocking power was no less than that of an abnormal micro-earthquake.

Sitting on the ground, Lu Jin looked at the male and female with big and small eyes; the collapsed bridge of the nose was almost touching the big fat black face, and the fat lips were half as thick as a copper coin. On the dark and fat chin with a bearded face, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is Zhang Fei who descended to earth, and that the king of Hades is still alive.At this time, her big fat black head was covered with the excrement sprayed out by Lu Jin, which looked even more hideous and terrifying under the dim oil lamp, which made Lu Jin sober from the wine all of a sudden, and couldn't stop sitting there. trembling.

"Don't come here, I don't want to die yet!" Lu Jin said in a sobbing voice, and kept moving backwards.

"Tell me, how could it be you?" The bride roared again, shaking Lu Jin's heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys into a tap dance involuntarily.

"I don't know either. I said, Madam Yasha, brother, I really drank too much today. I went to the wrong house and offended your old happy day. I will go out now and find the rightful owner for you. I saw a person lying there sleeping in the women's bathroom, maybe it was him, brother, I'll find it for you right away!"

Lu Jin heard the girl Zhang Fei say, "How could it be you!", proving that the right owner is not him, maybe he drank too much, went to the wrong place, and didn't accompany someone to hurry up, this guy looks so good, why would he still want to spit........wow......

Before Lu Jin finished vomiting, he felt light on his body. Before he understood what was going on, he was already absorbed by the bride with one hand like a magnet absorbing iron.At this time, Lu Jin's feet were off the ground, and his eyes were full of inexplicable fear.

"Don't think I don't know you, Lu Jin, tell me, how could it be you?" When the bride said Lu Jin's name, Lu Jin's head twitched, and the sweat on his body instantly drenched the back of his clothes. How could it be like this? ?Does she know me?How can it be?

But before Lu Jin could figure it out, the bride's eyes suddenly opened wide, and she exuded a surge of true energy, which made the surrounding tables and stools snap and snap. Lu Jin looked at all this, I couldn't help but lamented in my heart: This is not going into a bridal chamber, this is simply going to hell......