Assassin Hunting Country

In a private room of an inn outside Lingzhou city.Lu Jin was using his whirlwind chopsticks.Hungry wolf mouth.All kinds of dishes on the table were swept away like wind and clouds.While eating.Holding chopsticks facing each other.Chew slowly.Zhang Lian, who turned a blind eye to Lu Jin's series of voracious behaviors, said:

"Seeing that you didn't even say a word along the way. I thought you were angry. I didn't expect you to be a knife mouth. Tofu heart. Knowing your husband, I have been traveling hard these days. I specially prepared such a good table for you Husband makes up your body. Your husband, I really love you to death."

finished.Lu Jin leaned out.The drumsticks of the grilled chicken in the center of the table were torn off.Put it in your mouth.After a while, a bone was pulled out of his mouth.Then he put his mouth against his greasy fingers and continued:

"Why don't you talk. You're still angry. Hehe. I know you still can't think about it. I really don't know why you women are so narrow-minded. Why don't you just have a dream. Talk a few words in your sleep. As for that. But then again. Lian Er, you still feel sorry for my husband and me. Otherwise, why would you serve such a good table of food. At least it costs 100 taels of silver. Hehe. Wife, you give my husband my face. . Come on. Eat this."

Lu Jin said.Then he tore off the other leg of the chicken.Pass it to Zhang Lian next to him.Said very boldly.But Zhang Lian didn't seem to see it.Self-care sandwiches the food in front of him.I ate it in small bites.He didn't even give Lu Jin a straight look.This embarrassed Lu Jin who was full of enthusiasm.But Lu Jin was not discouraged.Instead, he continued to hold the chicken leg and said to Zhang Lian:

"Look at your husband. It's really abrupt. There's no such thing as an apology."

So Lu Jin got up quickly.Holding the chicken legs in both hands, she came to Zhang Lian.With a smile on his face, he bowed deeply to Zhang Lian.Then, very respectfully, he sang with a very out-of-the-ordinary Beijing opera singing:

"The lady is on top. Please accept this white, tender, oily, and fragrant chicken drumstick. It's all my apology to the lady. The lady ate the chicken leg. It can moisturize the skin. It can also enlarge the breasts and lift the buttocks. This lady likes it." It will be more graceful and outstanding. Beautiful and moving. And whether it is on the bed or off the bed, it will be very brave inside and outside the house."

Zhang Lian was eating.While listening to Lu Jin's inhuman voice, I felt uncomfortable.But fortunately, the first half is still human.It didn't happen.But after listening to those obscenities behind.It's like eating two blowflies.Terribly disgusting.So the nameless fire in his heart suddenly flared up.Then he got up.Throw the chopsticks in your hand on the table vigorously.Pointing to Lu Jin's nose, he cursed:

"There's so much to eat. I can't stop you stinky thief. What's the matter. You've eaten enough, haven't you. If you've eaten enough, you'll get the hell out of me. With your virtue. I don't know why Complete this mission."

"This mission. What's wrong with this mission." Listening to Zhang Lian's words.Lu Jin replied disdainfully.The heart said what happened to the task.It's not just sneaking and killing people.Steal something mysteriously.What can there be.You must know that Lao Tzu is also a famous silver medal assassin among the assassins.

"Hmph." Looking at Lu Jin's disdainful expression.Zhang Lian guessed what Lu Jin was thinking.So he snorted contemptuously twice.This made Lu Jin very unhappy.I wanted to say something.But Zhang Lian blocked her back with one hand.Said first:

"Oh. Miss Ben forgot. You, Lu Jinlu, the Great Assassin, can't read. Otherwise, why don't you even know such an important task until now."

talking.Zhang Lian picked up the chopsticks again.I took two bites of vegetables.eat it.Then he continued: "Since you don't know, then Miss Ben will tell you. Our mission is extraordinary. Because of this. Originally, my father wanted to come here in person. But I was injured by you, a perverted thief. Therefore You can't come. You can only leave it to us."

"It's not a big injury. It's just that the skin on my hand was bitten. It's okay. Why can't I come. But it's true. Zhang Zhang's martial arts are just like that. Even if he came, it wouldn't be of much use. In the end, he was killed by I, I. The little white dragon in the waves is here to turn things around. It doesn’t matter if you don’t come. Oops...how did you hit me.”

Before Lu Jin could finish speaking.Zhang Lian on the side threw the chopsticks in her hand towards Lu Jin's head.It made Lu Jin feel pain.Hurry up and lower your head.In desperation, my face just hit the chicken leg that I was holding in both hands.When Lu Jin looked up again.Zhang Lian, who was sitting on the seat, couldn't help but "puchi".He covered his mouth and bent over.Brows arched down.A pair of red phoenix eyes are narrowed into a slit.Can't help giggling.

In fact, Zhang Lian was not to blame for laughing.When Lu Jin looked up.That image really made people laugh: I saw the roasted chicken skin on the left side of Lu Jin's cheek.The right cheek was greasy.There is still a chicken leg that has peeled off in its mouth.There were also chopsticks thrown by Zhang Lian stuck in his head.Like two lightning rods.Buried deep in Lu Jin's bun.

Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian who was leaning back and forth with a giggle.I immediately understood that it must be a chicken leg hitting my face.It made my original handsome face impossible to see people at all.So he quickly spit out the chicken legs on his mouth.He hastily wiped his face with his sleeve.For a while, Lu Jin danced and danced.It's really embarrassing.

Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin who was at a loss.I can't help myself when I laugh.It took a while before the laughter stopped.Then he raised his hand and said to Lu Jin with a trill of laughter:

"Okay. Okay. I'm talking about Lu Da Assassin. Don't do it again. Such a trick. I guess you can't even complete this task."

"What task. You can't do it if you hit a chicken leg." Lu Jin wiped his face.Asked very curiously.

"It's not about hitting chicken legs. It's about paying attention to the image of this mission. Let me tell you this. This mission is to guard a high-ranking court official named Zhao Yi. It is precisely because this person is a high-ranking official that he goes in and out of government offices. .Mansion courtyard or something. So us guards should pay attention to this clothing image. Otherwise, not only will we lose face of "Jiningtang", but also the face of other adults. It will even lose face of the court." Zhang Lianqiang Holding back a smile.Said to Lu Jin word by word.

"Cut. What kind of bullshit high-ranking officials. It's not that they are loyal to the emperor and patriotic on the surface. They enrich their own pockets in private. Before you, I am your savior. After you, you will be a **** bastard who can do whatever you want. Deal with this kind of person. Lao Tzu's method It’s too much. Even if I don’t wear clothes, it will make this dog official named Zhao Yi comfortable and satisfied.”

Lu Jin listened to what Zhang Lian said.The expression on his face became even more disdainful.I remembered the time when I worked as a security guard in a five-star hotel in my previous life.Every month there will be several so-called senior officials.From central to local.From the village to the county.Those bullshit officials have five people and six people during the day.In the evening, the beast will be violent.How did you come here perverted.

Moreover, a large part of these so-called senior officials are staff members who eat and drink.As for the name of the senior official.That's all fucking fart scaring.Therefore, based on this, Lu Jin had a strong disdain for the high-ranking official Zhang Lian described.

"Oh, Miss, I really didn't expect that. You are an ignorant thief all day long. You actually have such insight." Zhang Lian listened to Lu Jin's long speech.Standing up from the seat very emotionally.The look of disdain and contempt in Lu Jin's eyes was gone.On the contrary, there is a feeling of "treating each other with admiration for three days".Seeing it, Lu Jin quickly straightened his back.Come up with a proud look.He waved his hand pretentiously and said:

"Where. Where. It's just a little insight into life. Don't worry. I deal with such high-ranking officials. It's not like those shameless guys. Even my wife is sent to bed with you. I will protect you, Lian'er. But Except for you, Lian'er's wife, I can give you everything else, including my body."

"I didn't expect that. You bastard still has the consciousness to sacrifice your life to be the savior." Zhang Lian heard Lu Jin's words that "you can give up your body".Said very admiringly.

"What is life-sacrificing savior? My life is much more precious than those dog officials. Lian Er, you have misunderstood what my husband means. My husband, I mean when necessary. As for me, I can choose to lose my life to him." Lu Seeing that Zhang Lian had misunderstood, Jin patiently explained to Zhang Lian word by word.

"Bah. A prostitute." Lu Jin just finished speaking.Then came Zhang Lian's short and direct comment.Just when Lu Jin opened his mouth to refute.Zhang Lian snatched the words first.continued:

"Your dog officials' opinions are not without reason. But then again, not all officials in this world are as filthy as you said. At least this Zhao Yi is not that kind of person. And this person's position is quite high It can be said that one person is under one person and above ten thousand people."

"Could it be the prime minister?" Lu Jin asked suspiciously.

"No. But when the prime minister sees him, he must be courteous."

"Oh. I see. It's the emperor's uncle. I visit the emperor for a few days every month. It makes the emperor restless. The one who is very uncomfortable. You say it makes the emperor uncomfortable. Who is rude? .Really." Lu Jin held his chin.Frowning.He analyzed it very seriously.

"Fuck you." Zhang Lian listened to Lu Jin's words.Immediately, a blush appeared on his face.He scolded Lu Jin fiercely.

"Why. You can understand this. I didn't say anything about my aunt. You can understand it. I said Lian Er. You have a good understanding. You are very thoughtful. It seems that you have been with me for so long. No It's a waste of money. This idea is gradually going to be dirty. It's good. It has a future." Lu Jin listened to Zhang Lian's expression.I knew that Zhang Lian understood what she was talking about.Quickly pinch your waist with your hands.Put on a senior official to inspect the village.Give pointers to the taste of the country.He said to Zhang Lian in a "little devil. You are great" chief executive tone.

Zhang Lian listened to Lu Jin's words.The moistness on this face suddenly turned blood red.Fortunately, Zhang Lian has been tested for a long time.So I blushed.It was back to normal after a while.He raised his hand and slapped Lu Jin on the head.The beating made Lu Jin scream "Aww".Then bowed his head.But Zhang Lian pointed at Lu Jin's nose and cursed:

"You are a perverted thief. Dogs can't stop eating shit. They talk nonsense. They are not afraid of losing their heads. Then Zhao Yi is a veteran of the three dynasties. The official worships the crown prince and Taifu. He is named Zhihou. He is one of the best people in Dazhou. You Have you forgotten what my father Zhang Zhang said to you before departure. If you want to get an official position, you must serve him well. If you want to serve him well, you must change your sloppy image."

"Ah." Lu Jin heard Zhang Lian's words.Immediately, he remembered the two conditions that Zhang Ji had discussed with himself in the woods.One is money.One is status.Both of these must be pointed at this person named Zhao Yi.But how high an official is the prince and Taifu?Why did the emperor reward the monkey?Why not enjoy some tigers, leopards, elephants and the like.This is not much more valuable than monkeys.If I were Lao Tzu, I would have pandas.And cute.valuable.

Zhang Lian on the side.Looking at Lu Jin's own words.I stood there in shock for a long time.speechless.I thought it was frightened by Zhao Yi's official position.How does she know.Lu Jin didn't even know what the prince and tutor did.Just thinking about the situation in the animal world.But Zhang Lian was very satisfied with Lu Jin's reaction.He looked up and down Lu Jin's sloppy gray sackcloth.Then he took Lu Jin's hand and walked out:

"Let's go. I'll go into the city to buy you a set of clothes in a while. I'll arrive at Master Zhao Yi Zhao's bamboo forest house in the suburbs of Lingzhou in the evening. Your clothes are too embarrassing. Miss Ben will get you some clothes this afternoon. Let's go. "

talking.Zhang Lian couldn't help but pull Lu Jin out of the box.At this time, the waiter outside the private room looked at Zhang Lian and Lu Jin with an apologetic smile.Zhang Lian very consciously took out 200 taels of silver from her chest and handed it to the waiter at the door:

"keep the change."

finished.Then he pulled Lu Jin away...