Assassin Hunting Country

Lu Jin and Zhang Lian lay quietly in the pile of hay, nervously watching the sergeants outside carrying out a carpet-like search of the stables, making them sweat involuntarily.

At this moment, Zhang Lian, who was closely watching the movements of the soldiers outside, suddenly felt that her chest was pinched by something, and her whole body couldn't help being shaken. When she looked down, one of Lu Jin's hands was touching her own. Pinched back and forth on the chest, so Zhang Lian slapped Lu Jin's salty pig's hand without saying a word.

Hearing a "pop", Lu Jin immediately withdrew his hand from Zhang Lian's body, and then Zhang Lian turned her head, and angrily yelled at Lu Jin in a low voice:

"What do you want,"

"I...I...I'm nervous," Lu Jin was in pain from Zhang Lian's slap, but he didn't dare to cry out, so he could only grin his teeth and stammered.

"You are nervous," Zhang Lian repeated in a low voice with some disbelief.

"Yeah, you probably don't know. When I'm nervous, I like to pinch round things, such as steamed buns, buns, oranges, apples, and hydrangeas. Whenever I'm nervous, I can't help finding round things to pinch."

"Then you bastard, you can just find a steamed bun, why do you want to..." Zhang Lian's face flashed bright red when she said that.

"The dry food on my body has long since dried up. I don't have any around me. I can only look around. Who knows that your thing is so big and so old and round. It is simply the best in the ball. It makes me nervous. My thoughts involuntarily captured it, grasped it uncontrollably, and pinched it, especially the extremely elastic feel, which made my nervousness disappear at once. Good Lianer, at this tense moment, In order to let your husband and my mind relax, let my husband pinch it, "

"Get out, you bastard," Zhang Lian became so angry after hearing Lu Jin's words that she couldn't care less, so she whispered to Lu Jin, then raised her foot and pointed at Lu Jin's ass. One kick, fortunately Zhang Lian's foot was injured, otherwise Lu Jin would have to be kicked out of the haystack. Seeing that she didn't kick Lu Jin out with one kick, Zhang Lian wanted to kick him a second time.

At this moment, Lu Jin didn't care about his painful butt, and hurriedly shouted to Zhang Lian: "What do you want, if I get kicked out, then we two will be exposed, what's the matter, Wait until we go out to solve it, okay?"

After being told by Lu Jin, Zhang Lian didn't kick the second kick, but stopped next to Lu Jin's buttocks, hesitated for a moment, and then took it back, but Zhang Lian didn't stop there, but pinched it with her hands. The flesh on Lu Jin's ribs was tightly twisted, causing Lu Jin's facial features to shift and his muscles deformed in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound, so he could only breathe heavily, bite the fodder, and clenched his fists , standing there stiffly in a cold sweat.

At this time, Zhang Lian came to Lu Jin's side, and said calmly with a smile on her face, "Okay, I'll settle the score with you after I get out." After speaking, Zhang Lian pinched him hard again. Lu Jin almost passed out, so he let go.

Just like that, the haystack returned to calm again, and the two of them lay there quietly again, staring at the situation outside. After about less than a cup of tea, Lu Jin suddenly poked Zhang Lian next to him with his hand. said:

"You said that they rummaged through boxes and boxes like this, and they even had to dig open the mouse holes to look at it. Do you think they will find us sooner or later?"

"Then what's the matter, what do you want to do?" Zhang Lian didn't look at Lu Jin at all, and whispered to Lu Jin angrily.

At this time, Lu Jin had already moved his body to Zhang Lian, and said to Zhang Lian with a smile in a low voice, "I just want to say that this place is not safe. See if we can hide in another place."

"Change place, there are more soldiers than locusts outside, you may be caught before you find a place, and you want to change place, what place to change," Zhang Lian gave Lu Jin a white look, and reprimanded Lu Jin in a low voice.

"I also know this truth, but our haystack is too big, and it is easy to be discovered. If it is discovered, it is a bit humane for those bastards to stab it with a knife or a gun. If you meet someone If the scum who has done all the bad things, devoid of conscience, comes here to light the fire, then our husband and wife will be roasted with charcoal." Lu Jin said, the muscles on his face began to twist unnaturally, It was as if the scene he described had actually happened right in front of his eyes.

Although Zhang Lian does not agree with the risky transfer in such a situation, Lu Jin's words make some sense after thinking about it carefully. After all, after the sergeants searched the houses, they would probably search the haystack. If you want to escape again, it is really harder than climbing to the sky. Besides, this time the thief is not as serious as before, and it seems to be true. If this is the case, let's see what the thief is thinking. Zhuan Fa, after all, this guy is a little clever in an emergency.

Thinking of this, Zhang Lian turned her head and said to Lu Jin: "Since you said that, where is the right place to go, and what is the best strategy?"

"I don't have a good plan now, but I have chosen the place for your husband," Lu Jin said, pretending to be mysterious and winking at Zhang Lian.

"Where?" Zhang Lian was teased by Lu Jin, her curiosity suddenly rose, and she hurried over to ask.

"Toilet," Lu Jin said happily, shaking his head without hesitation.

"Toilet," Zhang Lian was a little surprised after hearing Lu Jin's answer, but she didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lu Jin's gourd, so she asked very puzzled.

"Yes, it's the latrine. Although there are more people going there and the environment is very bad, but according to the famous saying, the most dangerous place is the safest place, so I think it's a good place. When the time comes, You hide in the women's toilet, and I hide in the men's toilet.

By the way, you can also excrete the contents of your stomach. You also know that I ate something just now, and you don’t know if the food was undercooked or if he put some laxatives on it. I've saved a lot..." As he said that, Lu Jin held his stomach, the expression on his face became more painful, and his body swayed unnaturally.

After hearing this, Zhang Lian finally understood what was going on. It turned out that Lu Jin, Assassin Lu was so suffocated by shit that he had to go to the toilet. No wonder this guy had such an awkward expression. After thinking about this key point, Zhang Lian joked With a smile on his face, he said to Lu Jin:

"You are going to the toilet,"

"Yes, I've held back for a long time, I'm afraid if I don't go again..."

"Then when you were fighting with Liao Yun just now, didn't you spit out some, why, you haven't cleaned it up yet," Zhang Lian continued to tease Lu Jin in a joking tone.

But here, Lu Jin didn't have so much time to tease Zhang Lian, because his stomach seemed to be swollen and swollen, as if he had swallowed a grandson. He lay there enduring the sweat, but he couldn't get out of this place by himself unless he persuaded Zhang Lian to help him. Therefore, he could only raise his hips slightly, press his legs tightly to temporarily control it, and then Zhang Lian replied with a very fast speech speed:

"Only a small part comes out of the mouth, and a large part is concentrated in the back. I said good wife, you can pity your husband and me, and help him find a toilet, otherwise, your husband I really want I can't hold it anymore." After speaking, Lu Jin raised his butt again, tightly covered his stomach with both hands, and pinched his face as if his eyes and mouth were to be pressed together, appearing extremely uncomfortable and painful.

Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin's painful and sad expression, no matter how much she gloated, she couldn't help but feel pity in her heart. Although she wanted to help this perverted thief, after all, this guy was the one she would rely on for the rest of her life. , but in the current situation, I really have more than enough energy, not to mention how many masters there are in the Marquis Mansion, but the many sergeants who are currently searching the stables cannot easily escape with their own abilities, not to mention their own strength. With injuries on his body, it was even more difficult. Going out like this would be like throwing himself into a trap, but if he didn't go out, it would be difficult for him to deal with it on the spot.

Just when Zhang Lian was in a dilemma, all the sergeants outside suddenly came out from all the rooms, and at some point in the middle of the yard, a general with a helmet and full armor came to the haystack. At this time, the sergeant leader just now Come to the general, kneel down on one knee, and report loudly:

"General Qi, the subordinates have sent people to search everywhere, but there is no trace of the chaotic party,"

After listening to the leader's report, the general just nodded and did not speak. Instead, he walked back and forth in front of the queue of sergeants with his hands behind his back, Zhang Lian looked at the general's back, He felt very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while, but for some reason, seeing this person, Zhang Lian suddenly had an extremely ominous premonition in his heart.

At this time, the general stopped suddenly, swept the sergeants in front of him, stretched out his arm suddenly, pointed at the haystack behind, and shouted loudly:

"Have you searched for that pile of fodder?"

The general's sudden roar made all the sergeants present tremble in fright, and none rushed out to answer the general's question, but all of them lowered their heads with pale faces and waited for the general. Zhang Lian, who was in the haystack, was also terrified by the general's subsequent roar and roar. She was not frightened by the general pointing out her hiding place, but by seeing the general waving his hand and pointing at him. At that moment, the saber hanging on his waist was exposed, the saber that caused him serious injuries.

At this time, Lu Jin, who was in pain, covered his stomach with his hands, and pouted his buttocks, saw that Zhang Lian hadn't spoken for a long time, and thought that Zhang Lian wanted to see his jokes, so he deliberately chose to remain silent, so he said to Zhang Lian with great difficulty:

"You can watch Lao Tzu's jokes anytime, but don't do it now, Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu... I can't hold back anymore..."

"If you can't hold back, you have to hold back," Zhang Lian yelled at Lu Jin with a serious face before Lu Jin finished speaking.

After hearing Zhang Lian's words, Lu Jin looked at a loss, and asked without understanding, "Why?"

"There is no reason, because we have run into a deadly enemy," Zhang Lian's complexion changed slightly, obviously fearful.

"Who,"

"Wu Ming," Zhang Lian said the word Wu Ming heavily from her mouth, only to hear Lu Jin's heart skip a beat, and all of them sighed inwardly, it's really a narrow road...