Lu Jin was shocked when he heard the words from the big tree, and then felt that the things below him seemed to be tightly entangled by dead branches, unable to move at all, and getting tighter and tighter, Lu Jin's face When I went to bed, I immediately shed a bean-like cold sweat, thinking, what's going on?Could it be that this big tree has grown into a spirit?

When Lu Jin thought of this, he was startled and frightened, and his eyes showed extreme panic. His pale face was clearly discernible in the dark night, like whitish paper spread across a pitch-black curtain.

But no matter how afraid I am, that baby was caught by that thing after all, if one is not good, I will really have no descendants, no matter whether he is a monster or a monster, let's settle the current matter first.

So Lu Jin swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, blinked fiercely, settled down, and then said to the old tree tremblingly:

"Grandpa Shenshu is at the top, and Lu Jin is at the bottom. I don't know that Grandpa Shenshu attained enlightenment and became a fairy here, and he is recuperating in peace. Too young this time..."

"Dream!" Before Lu Jin could finish speaking, he heard the voice and interrupted Lu Jin in a stern tone. Immediately afterwards, Lu Jin felt that the baby under him was being pinched even tighter. Not crying, not screaming, the whole face was twisted together, at this moment, only the voice continued:

"Fertilizing and watering, thank you for thinking it out, um, no matter what, this grandpa's voice is quite pleasant, but the old man is a bit afraid to take it!"

"You can afford it, you can afford it! You can afford everything, as long as you let go of the little one, let alone call you grandpa, even if you are enshrined on the memorial tablet of my family's lord and sect, it will be fine when the time comes. Whatever you want, the little one will burn for you!" Lu Jin bared his teeth in pain, and hurriedly begged the old tree.

"Really? What do you want? What do you want?" The voice was high-pitched, as if deliberately teasing Lu Jin, or deliberately admiring Lu Jin's painful expression.

"It's true, as long as you let the little one go!" Lu Jin agreed without hesitation!

"The old man likes a straightforward person like you, um, well, I want your baby!" The voice was very firm and powerful, as if Lu Jin's things were his own.

"Don't...don't...don't! Can you change it!" Lu Jin was furious when he heard it, and stopped him quickly without thinking about what he said.

"Others?" The voice asked suspiciously. At this time, Lu Jin suddenly felt a pair of sharp and cold eyes sweeping back and forth on his body. It felt like his body was like a test object in the dissection room. Being stared at by a medical expert who is dedicated to research, it was like being indescribably horrified. After a while, the voice continued:

"Well, it's okay, but you have to leave one thing on your body, otherwise, there is no place for this old man's face!"

"Ah?" Hearing this, Lu Jin's heart suddenly became cold. He kept one thing, that one?Head, arms, or thighs, without them, I would not be a complete macho, what should I do?Could it be that I stumbled here?Just when Lu Jin was thinking hard about the countermeasures, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the night sky, gently lifted Lu Jin's draped hair, and pasted it messily on Lu Jin's face. Hair, Lu Jin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, yes!

"Anything is okay with me?"

"Yes, everything is fine, except for your hair!" The voice replied calmly.

After hearing this, Lu Jin was a little surprised. He didn't expect this guy to turn around fast enough, but Lu Jin didn't panic, but continued to ask, "You keep your word?"

"Of course, the old man must do what he says!" The voice said firmly, appearing very confident.

"Okay, then just watch!" After finishing speaking, Lu Jin closed his eyes, curled his mouth wide, clenched his teeth, and pulled out his hands as violently as if they were grabbing his crotch. The ghost listened to the ghost fleeing, God heard the screams of God running away, and drooped his head powerlessly...

"You...you...could it be...self...from the palace?" The voice was a little frightened after Lu Jin's head drooped, and he said hesitantly.

At this time, Lu Jin raised his hands high above his head, and slowly released his clenched fists. Reflecting the faint starlight, he could vaguely recognize that Lu Jin was holding a handful of thick hair in his hands!

"You... you said you can do anything except hair, this... this is the hair on my body. It is unique and invulnerable to gods and ghosts. Now I give you all of it!"

"You..." The voice said in surprise, but it became flat again in an instant: "If this is the case, then the old man will not break his promise and walk!"

As soon as the voice fell, Lu Jin felt his lower body loosen, and he fell to the ground. He quickly covered his lower body with his hands and rubbed it. Lu Jin felt a heat flow unconsciously under his lower body while rubbing. It flowed out slowly, Lu Jin touched it with his hand, then put his hand on his nose and smelled it, an indescribable fishy smell came to his nostrils.

Only then did Lu Jin remember that when his baby was pinched, he hadn't finished urinating yet, and this hot flow... Damn, why is I so unlucky tonight? Thinking of the pissing that made me not only lose my hair, but also draw a map, who did I provoke tonight?

Thinking, thinking, an indescribable grievance gushed out from Lu Jin's heart, turned into two tears, slowly slipped from his eyes, and then Lu Jin lay down on the ground and began to cry!

Just when Lu Jin was weeping and thinking about why he was so unlucky tonight and cried bitterly, an old man suddenly appeared next to the big tree. He was dressed in white, with gray hair, a stern face, and a pair of clear and transparent eyes. In the dark night, his eyes are like two bright night pearls, shining with a clear light, but this light is three points of kindness and seven points of chilling, which makes people feel a sense of awe when they see it!

I saw the old man came to Lu Jin who was crying bitterly, squatted down, put one hand on Lu Jin's back, and said slowly to Lu Jin: "This man is just missing a few hairs. What's the big deal? Crying!" What are you crying for?"

"You know what the hell, my second brother is crying, can I not cry with you? Look how sad my second brother is crying!" Lu Jin was sad and in pain, and he didn't care about the person who was speaking. Who is it? He said to himself, turned over and let the old man look at the pants that had become a map.

At the moment when Lu Jin turned over and pointed at his pants, Lu Jin suddenly realized that this strange old man seemed to be acquainted, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before, and suddenly Lu Jin remembered the sacred tree just now , I thought, is this old man a demon or a human?So Lu Jin quickly turned over again, facing the loess, and said to the old man with his back facing the sky:

"Who are you, are you a human or a demon?"

"Of course it's a human! Why, didn't you feel it when I pinched your baby?" the old man said calmly.

When Lu Jin heard it, he was at a loss for words. He thought to himself, it’s a dark place, and it’s the wilderness again. Where can I go to feel it... Damn, I didn’t expect that I was molested by an old man, and I got so many fluffy things. The tone is really...

"Okay, don't scold the old man in the dark, bearded and staring!" The old man seemed to see Lu Jin's thoughts, and said to Lu Jin unhurriedly, which made Lu Jin's face pale for a while, thinking, Is this fucking human?I know what the fuck is going on in my heart, gods, they must be gods, at least they must be the human form of that big tree.

Um!It seems that I can't just think about it and invite such a great god in a muddleheaded way. Now I have to send him back with peace of mind. Otherwise, it will be troublesome to ask for my things. I don't have any hair on my body now except for my hair!

"Seeing that you have confessed your mistakes with great concentration, you are also a little clever, and your temper is very suitable for this old man. I will not pursue this matter of peeing! Seeing that you have good aptitude, this old man is going to teach you a set of martial arts!"

"Teaching martial arts?" Hearing what the old man said, Lu Jin, who was lying on the ground and trembling with fright, suddenly got up like a chicken blood, and asked the old man inconceivably.

"What? Don't want to learn?"

"I want to learn, I want to learn, of course I want to learn the kung fu of the gods!" Lu Jin knelt on the ground with stars in his eyes, and nodded repeatedly, thinking, no matter whether this old man is a demon or a fairy, he His martial arts are absolutely indistinguishable. Damn, I am a great assassin, a macho man among men. Although he possesses all kinds of "sacred skills and secrets", those are all created by human beings. There is really nothing to brag about. Today I met a If a non-human guy teaches himself non-human martial arts, then won't I be... well, hehe!

"What are you thinking?" The old man looked at Lu Jin with a lewd smile, frowned, and asked in a stern tone.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, hehe, I'm learning, I'm interested in learning!" Lu Jin hurriedly put away the wild daydreams that day, and replied earnestly.

"Well, that's good. There are no fewer than a hundred kinds of martial arts here, but before I teach you, I want to know whether you know martial arts!" At this time, the old man sat cross-legged, opposite Lu Jin, closed his eyes, and said faintly. Said.

"Yes! And it's very powerful." Lu Jin replied with a lewd smile.

"What kind of kung fu is that?" The old man continued to ask.

"Shengong esoteric!" Lu Jin put away his obscene smile and said proudly.

"Shengong esoteric? The old man is ignorant and ignorant. I really haven't heard of it. I don't know what kind of move it is?" At this time, the old man opened his eyes, looked at Lu Jin curiously, and asked very puzzled.

"The milking dragon's claw hand, the chicken-grabbing dragon's claw hand, and the even more ruthless Eighteenth Touch!" Lu Jin said calmly.

The old man frowned when he heard this, and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he continued to ask:

"Then what is your best move?"

"That's Lao Tzu's Overlord Seizing Soul!" Lu Jin replied without hesitation, with a proud look on his face, as if he had stood on the podium!

"How's the power?"

"It can make people scream!"

"Will people die?"

"****!" Lu Jin replied with great emotion.

The old man felt that what Lu Jin said was getting more and more wrong. What kind of move could make people scream, and what kind of move was it? Driven by curiosity and thirst for knowledge, the old man suddenly stood up and looked at Lu Jin. Seriously said:

"Since this is the case, then use your Overlord Soul Seizing Spear to fight the old man a few times. The old man wants to see how good your marksmanship is!"

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