Ni Chu

As soon as Xiang Qing's sedan chair arrived at Xiang Ye's barracks, the officer in charge of the ceremony had just called out, and before Xiang Ye came to greet her, she couldn't wait to lift the sedan chair curtain, jumped down with a "bao", and led the Wu Xiu, who was following behind the sedan chair, rushed towards the barracks in a hurry.

"Xiang Qing, why did you come down by yourself?" Xiang Ye, who heard the ceremonial officer's shout, ran into Xiang Qing who was rushing into the barracks in a red bridal outfit before he walked out of the barracks. He hurried up to meet her and whispered to her Said: "You should wait for me to pick you up in the sedan chair. How can a bride rush to her husband's house?"

Xiang Qing pouted and glared at him, and said with some dissatisfaction: "I just can't wait to run here, I just can't wait to marry you, what's the matter, who wants you to come and pick me up soon,"

Xiang Ye patted his forehead with black lines all over his face, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, since you're all in, hurry up and meet the guests with me, and then go back to the tent and wait."

When the wedding was going on, neither Xiang Yu nor Fan Zeng came. They each sent a team to send all the gifts they had received to Xiang Ye's barracks, while they themselves were busy preparing for the homecoming banquet two days later.

What the groom Xiang Ye did at the beginning was high-spirited and extremely proud. I wonder who else in the world can marry two wives at once and go home. That is him. Scene wedding.

But when the person sent by Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng told him that the bride's homecoming reception would be held two days later, he was depressed. This time, he was really depressed. The wedding banquet was easy to organize. The guests had a toast, and then each of them ate their own food. At most, he only needed to accompany everyone to drink and brag.

It's not like that when you go back to the door, he has the final say in this military camp, but if you go to Xiang Yu's military camp, his status is not even second-rate, let alone drinking with everyone like here , I'm afraid he won't even dare to take a breath at the banquet when the time comes.

It would be fine if he only went to Xiang Yu's barracks, and he had to go to Fan Zeng's place, and he had to run at both ends. Xiang Ye was really worried that he would be at a loss when the time came.

In fact, Xiang Ye's worries were a little unnecessary. Xiang Yu and Fan Zeng had already thought that there would be conflicts between the two families' banquets, so they simply gathered the banquets together, so that the generals and princes would not be troubled by not being able to choose which banquet to attend.

The banquet lasted from noon to evening, but many people who came to congratulate him still had no intention of leaving. Xiang Ye had no choice but to ask the soldiers to prepare some more wine and meat to entertain the generals and princes who were still unwilling to leave.

Yingbo and the others have already left, and those who are still unwilling to leave are all unsatisfactory people in the coalition army. Some people are naturally reluctant to leave out of admiration for Xiang Ye, and want to stay here for a while longer and more people know that Xiang Ye has officially become Xiang Yu's brother-in-law, and want to get closer to Xiang Yu through his relationship.

In Xiang Ye's barracks, the princes and generals who hadn't left were sitting beside the low tables.

Holding the wine jar in his hand, Xiang Ye walked to the middle of the open space filled with tables and desks. He hiccupped first, then unconsciously leaned back, and Erhu, who was behind him, hurried up. hold him up.

"Well, no need," Xiang Ye pushed away the two tigers who were supporting him, swayed slightly and raised the wine jar high and said to the people sitting in the open space: "Thank you for giving me Xiang Ye's face. I drank a little too much, but I am happy. People say that there are four joys in life, nectar in a long drought, old acquaintances in a foreign country, gold list titles, and wedding night in the bridal chamber. For other things to express, I can only use this altar of wine to thank everyone."

After finishing speaking, he raised the wine jar high and poured it with his head up. The generals and princes sitting there stared at Xiang Ye, who was full of pride, with their eyes wide open.

Everyone just watched Xiang Ye lift up the wine jar and pour it wildly, but they didn't know that he just opened his mouth wide, except for what he poured into his mouth at the beginning, all the rest spilled out along the corner of his mouth, spilling all over his body. After pouring the full jar of wine, he just took a sip.

Since it was already dark, the princes and generals didn't see that Xiang Ye had poured all the wine, and they didn't understand what Xiang Ye meant by "Four Happiness" and "Little Dengke", and they were all dumbfounded Looking at him intently, it took a long time before someone came back to his senses and stood up, held up his wine glass and said to everyone: "General Xiang is very happy today, and we should toast the general together. Come on, everyone, let's raise our glasses together and wish the general To grow old together with the two wives, to have many children and many blessings,"

Seeing someone taking the lead, everyone stood up and raised their glasses to congratulate Xiang Ye.

When everyone drank the wine in their glasses, Xiang Ye shook his body while holding the wine jar, and fell straight backwards.

"General, general," Erhu hurriedly supported Xiang Ye who fell on his back from behind, and Bai Fu and others who were busy entertaining guests also hurriedly stepped forward to surround him, calling him with concern.

Xiang Ye's eyes were closed tightly, and when he breathed out a strong smell of alcohol, Erhu, who was holding his back, raised his head and said to everyone: "Generals and kings, my general is drunk, I will send him back to his account, and pay him back." Please help yourself,"

After the two tigers had spoken, they carried Xiang Ye on their backs and walked towards the big tent. Bai Fu, Wei Feng and others watched the two tigers carry Xiang Ye away. Said: "Come, come, everyone, the general is drunk, I will accompany you to drink,"

The generals and princes surrounding the table returned to the table one after another, and continued to push and drink.

Erhu carried Xiang Ye on his back, and when he got outside the big tent, he wanted to send Xiang Ye in, but he thought that Meng Su and Xiang Qing were both inside, so he couldn't rush into the account, so he had to stand outside and shout into the account: " To the two ladies, I have sent the general back, "

Mengsu and Xiang Qing, who were sitting in the tent, heard that someone outside the tent said that Xiang Ye had been sent back, so they quickly got up and ran out. As soon as they got out of the tent, they saw Xiang Ye lying on Erhu's bed like a dead dog. On his back, he was still muttering some nonsense.

"How can you drink like this?" Meng Su frowned and stepped forward to take Xiang Ye from Erhu's back, Xiang Qing also quickly stepped forward to help him.

"There are us here, you go back first," Mengsu and Xiang Qing held Xiang Ye by their arms, and Xiang Qing turned around and said to the two tigers, not without blame: "The general can't drink alcohol, so don't look at him more. Let him drink like this, in case something goes wrong, what should we do?"

Erhu lowered his head, and dared not refute even being reprimanded by Xiang Qing. As Xiang Ye's personal soldier, he really had an unshirkable responsibility for making the general drink like this.

Xiang Ye was brought back into the tent by Meng Su and Xiang Qing. The two women frowned and pouted when they smelled the alcohol on his body, and gave him a white look in reproach.

"I can't drink so much and still drink so much," Mengsu muttered and reached out to untie the armor on Xiang Ye's body, and Xiang Qing stepped forward to help her take off the armor together.

"Yes, but it's okay, let him get drunk today, and see if he dares to drink like this in the future," Xiang Qing felt uncomfortable when he thought that today was his big day, and the groom was drunk like mud, and stretched out his hand to slap him. He ruthlessly twisted Xiang Ye's thigh.

Xiang Ye, who was lying on the couch, was twisted by her, gasped, turned over and sat up, glared at her and whispered: "You are crazy, it doesn't hurt if you twist it."

"You're not drunk." Seeing Xiang Ye get up suddenly, the two women covered their mouths with their small hands in shock, and looked at him with wide eyes.

Xiang Ye pouted and said to them, "If I'm drunk, you can bully me as much as you want,"

"No way," Meng Su and Xiang Qing lowered their heads, both a little embarrassed, especially Xiang Qing, remembering that she had just twisted Xiang Ye just now, and buried her head in her chest shyly.

"Still saying no," Xiang Ye saw that they didn't admit it, so he jumped up and pulled down his pants, pointing to the bruise on his thigh that was just pinched out, and said, "They were all pinched, how dare you say no?" ,"

"Just twist it lightly." Seeing the dangling meat worm hanging next to the bruise on Xiang Ye's leg, Xiang Qing buried her head even lower, and put her hands in front of her body with her fingers Hooking each other back and forth, arguing with the faint voice of gnats.

Seeing that Xiang Ye took off his trousers, Meng Su hurriedly stepped forward to help him lift them up, and said angrily, "What are you doing? Sister Xiang Qing didn't do it on purpose. She just got married today, so you can't wait to show her to me." She showed the murder weapon, so you are satisfied if you want to scare her away, "

It was only then that Xiang Ye remembered that there are no "bullets" in trousers in this era. Just now, in a hurry, he really shined the most important part of his house in front of Xiang Qing's eyes a few times, and quickly stretched out his hand to lift the waist of his trousers, saying: " Forget it, forget it, let's stop making trouble, if the guys outside know that I'm pretending to be drunk, I don't know how long it will last, you just sit here with me, and when they leave, the three of us will have a wedding night ,"

Speaking of wedding candles, Xiang Ye immediately forgot the pain in his thigh, stretched out his hand to hold Mengsu and Xiang Qing in his arms, pulled them to the couch and sat down. He first kissed Mengsu who was sitting on the left. After taking a sip, he slapped Xiang Qing, who was sitting on the right, on the face, and the two women sat on the couch flushed with shame from his kiss, without saying a word.

Xiang Ye looked back at the couch, frowned and said to Mengsu and Xiang Qing, "This couch is too small for the three of us to squeeze in. When those guys outside are all gone, I'll ask Erhu to hug a few more beds." Come here with the quilt, tonight we will sleep on the floor, the floor is spacious, we can roll around as we please,"

After hearing Xiang Ye's words, Xiang Qing buried her head down in shame, while Meng Su gave him a blank look, and scolded: "No skin, no shame, no shame,"