Back to the Three Kingdoms to be the Lord

The three of them cooked wine and talked about the heroes of the world, and had a good time talking.

Although Cao Cao is a hero in the world, he has just emerged at this time after all, and he is quite different from the mature Cao Cao. He has a straightforward temperament and is very talkative.Liu Bei is quite introverted, which is related to his current situation. It is only about Zhang Erjiang plus three hundred soldiers, how dare he talk about fighting for world hegemony?

Zheng Yu was different, he was originally cheerful, but now when he saw Cao Liu, he was flattering, and most of his words were flattery, which made Cao and Liu very happy.Although they speak modestly, how many people in this world don't like compliments from others?Therefore, besides being happy, he flattered Zheng Yu to the fullest.

In short, the three of you bragging about each other, and drinking a lot of wine, really took this day's affairs as a matter of palm.

In fact, Zheng Yu really hoped that Cao and Liu would bring up the matter of sworn brothers, but these two old and cunning guys were drunk and talked nonsense for a long time, but they missed the core and substance.

At this time, Liu Bei was lying on the table, Zheng Yu and Cao Cao were also flushed and their eyes were blurred.

Zheng Yu thought to himself, the wine is almost drunk.

"Meng De, Xuan De is dying, you and I drink the last big cup, then we will go back to the camp and prepare to fight Hua Xiong tomorrow!"

Zheng Yu sent Cao Liu out of the tent with trembling legs, and was supported by his subordinates back to the camp.

Zou Fang and Zou Yuan helped him to the back camp to rest.

After taking a shower and drying his body, Zheng Yu was supported to lie on the bed, but the alcohol was over and he couldn't sleep.He said to Zou Fang and Zou Yuan: "My lady, my husband and Cao Liu have just cooked wine to discuss heroes, and then I will discuss heroes with my Fanger Yuaner." All spring.

The next day, Cao Cao organized his troops to fight in front of the battle.

Seeing that Hua Xiong's camp gates were closed and they were not going out to fight, Cao Cao thought about Zheng Yu's suggestion of sending people to scold them, so he immediately pulled dozens of people from the army to come forward and start scolding!

Zheng Yu was in the main tent with Zou Fang and Zou Yuan, the two women couldn't help laughing when they saw the two sides scolding and fighting.

Zou Fang said curiously, "Sir, can you still fight like this?"

"Soldiers are deceitful. In order to win, sometimes all means can be used. Scolding is just a small means, the purpose is to confuse the enemy's mind, make him make irrational actions, and achieve our combat goals."

Zheng Yu patiently explained.

Zou Yuan took Zheng Yu's arm and said happily, "It's so interesting, Mr. Yuan, why don't you come up and scold me for a while, I've heard the daughters-in-law in the village swear, it's also very interesting."

Before Zheng Yu could reply, Zou Fang grabbed her by the ear and scolded her with a smile, "You are going too far. If you go up and scold others, what will others think of you, and how will you think of your husband? Then everyone will say that your husband married a How about shrews, are you ashamed or not?" After speaking, he thought it was funny, so he laughed out loud.

Zheng Yu also couldn't help smiling.

Zou Yuan stuck out his tongue, and said shyly, "That's what Yuan'er said. Yuan'er is cute, but only to her husband and sister, and to other sisters. She is not a shrew. Forget it, Yuan'er started thinking about it." Just scold Zhan." After speaking, he stared at the person scolding Zhan in the distance, chattering endlessly, it was really scolding Zhan.

After listening for a while, Zheng Yu felt that his level of swearing was too low.

In fact, if he went up to scold Zhan, he would definitely scold Hua Xiong to pieces. He thought to himself, the level of education in this era is too low, so it's really boring to swear just a few words.

Turning to Zheng Da, he said, "Let people go to Dongyuan City to find some underworld thugs to scold and fight, and that will work."

Sure enough, more than 100 people from the market were recruited to open their mouths to swear, the effect was simply worlds apart, the vocabulary was rich and straightforward, and there were so many swearing tricks, even Zheng Yu was amazed, thinking that this ancient swearing was nothing compared to Later generations are worse.

Hua Xiong's formation was suddenly silent, unable to swear.

Zheng Yu laughed loudly and said, "This is called scolding, and it really works very well!"

Zou Fang and Zou Yuan took Zheng Yu's arm and scolded with a smile: "These people in the market are too low-handed to swear, how can they swear like this? It's too much, it's really too much!"

Zheng Yu turned to Zou Yuan and said, "Didn't Yuan'er also want to scold Zhan? What can you scold? It's nothing more than a bad guy, a wicked guy, really bad, etc. These mild insults don't work. You guys Look, now these people scold for a long time without repeating it, this is the realm of scolding."

Cao Cao and Liu Bei ran over, and said to Zheng Yu: "The market thugs that Xiao Yun recruited are certainly brilliant, but we won the scolding, and the other party didn't dare to retaliate, haha, haha." Both Cao Cao and Liu couldn't stop laughing happily. .

Zheng Yu was delighted to see the hundred and ten people on his side scolding people, and said happily: "This scolding is really learned. At this time, Hua Xiong is probably a smoker. I don't know if he will continue to be that shrinking turtle?"

But Liu Bei worried and said: "Swearing at someone does not insult the other party's parents, but, yes, but these street people scolded the eighteen generations of Hua Xiong's ancestors, is it appropriate?" Even though he said so, his expression was extremely happy, Obviously, he was also very happy.

Cao Cao said disapprovingly, "It's no big deal to let the smoke disappear after scolding. The key is to let Hua Xiong fight quickly, otherwise he hides in the formation, and we really can't do anything about him. After two days, Lu Bu is about to join forces with him, and then we will be the ones who will suffer. From now on, Cao will also find a master of cursing to join the army, this is also an effective strategy, even if Hua Xiong does not fight, it can still mess up his mind."

Zheng Yu thought to himself, the two sides have used the tactic of scolding since ancient times, but to scold at this level, today is the beginning of history.

Sure enough, soon after Hua Xiong came to the front of the formation, he pointed at Zheng Yu's main tent and cursed: "Cao Mengde, Zheng Xiaoyun, you are really nothing, you will die if you curse like this!"

Zheng Yu saw Hua Xiong going to battle, so he hurriedly rode his oolong horse and galloped over, thinking of killing Hua Xiong under the horse.

But Hua Xiong cursed for a while, and seeing Zheng Yu charging towards him on horseback with a gun, he immediately asked his subordinates to shoot arrows to prevent Zheng Yu from continuing to pursue.Then, he hurriedly turned his horse's head and ran back to his own camp, and said to Zheng Yu who was in the distance: "Zheng Yu, you bad bastard, you actually used such a dirty trick. In two days, Hua Xiong will fight you to the death!"

Zou Fang, who was not far from the tent, saw Hua Xiong insulting Zheng Yu, couldn't help being furious, and shouted: "You thief, how dare you insult my husband, you will die!" Hua Xiong shot at Hua Xiong's face, the distance was more than [-] steps, Hua Xiong was so frightened that he backed up more than ten steps.

Hua Xiong said angrily, "You bitch, are you only allowed to swear at others by your family, but not me?"

Seeing Hua Xiong's funny words, Zheng Yu laughed and said, "You can scold, scold. Anyway, you only have two days left in your life. At that time, I will take your head and pay homage to those killed by you." People. Hmph, how dare you send troops to plunder the people and do all kinds of evil, Hua Xiong, your time of death is coming!"

After finishing speaking, he patted his horse and returned to the formation.

Sure enough, Hua Xiong started to curse right behind him.

As soon as he returned to the formation, Zou Yuan glared at Zheng Yu and said to Zheng Yu: "Master, Hua Xiong called Yuan'er and sister an adulteress, and even called him an adulterer. We are Mrs. Mrs. Husband and wife. Just be a husband and wife, it's none of his business. The adulterer, adulterer, and wife are called that when they hook up with a married woman, we are a decent couple, why do we have to curse like this, it's so mad."

Zheng Yu held Zou Yuan in his arms with a smile, and said comfortingly, "The two sides are scolding and fighting. In short, what they say is bullshit. Do you still take it seriously? Forget it, I'll let these street people scold you back! "

After finishing speaking, I found these street people and made up several jokes, and the rationality of the curse content was obviously enhanced.After a lot of swearing, the effect is very significant. Some jokes even made the opponent's soldiers faint, thinking in their hearts, these things seem to have been done by the governor, and the other party is not cursing.

At this moment, Hua Xiong was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke.