The winner of the last days is king
Chapter 15: Drunken...
Chapter 15: Drunken...
Not long after, Chang Le returned upstairs with a torch in one hand and a large bag made of bed sheets in the other.
"Where did you get the torch? And what's in the bag?" Li Ying asked curiously.
"The torch is made of stool legs wrapped in cloth and dipped in some vegetable oil. How about it, it's much brighter than a flashlight. Inside the package are the firewood I got back. We'll light a bonfire in the corridor later, so we don't have to burn our home." Blackened."
"Where did you find so many firewood?" Tang Fang also asked curiously.
"I saw that the furniture in room 101 was made of pure wood, so I went to split the wine cabinet. I only got half of it back. If it wasn't enough, I went down to get it again."
After listening to Chang Le's words, Tang Fang went to the package and opened it, took out a piece of firewood, looked it over carefully, and said in surprise: "This is mahogany! You actually use mahogany furniture as firewood You, you, you are too..."
"What's wrong with the mahogany furniture, can it be eaten as food?" Chang Le said disdainfully: "I call it waste recycling, do you understand!"
Just as Tang Fang was about to say something else, he suddenly remembered what Li Ying had said to him just now, so he took a deep breath and swallowed the words that came to his lips.But in her heart, Chang Le had another vulgar defect.
"Little Tang, can you cook?" Li Ying asked.
"Yes. How about I take charge of the interview."
"Then you guys cook. I'll go to the corridor and light the bonfire. By the way, see if I can burn some carbon, so that I can light a brazier for warmth in the house."
Two hours later, two charcoal braziers were placed in the living room, but Changle's charcoal firing was not good enough, so that after the charcoal was lit, there would still be some smoke, but it was much better than burning wood directly .
While the two girls were cooking, he also went downstairs to get two mattresses and spread them on the floor of the living room, while the charcoal braziers were placed on both sides of the mattresses.The original dining table had also been put away at this time, and all the food was placed on the mahogany tea table on the mattress.This mahogany tea table, of course, was also brought up by him from downstairs.
On the mattress, there are three eiderdown quilts, which are used to cover the feet to keep warm after sitting on the mattress.Of course, these eiderdown quilts are also the loot he scavenged from downstairs, and they are all new quilts that have not been opened and used.
When the two girls saw Chang Le working so hard, going upstairs and downstairs to keep them warmer, they couldn't help feeling a warm current in their hearts.Even Tang Fang, who had always been displeased with Chang Le, couldn't help but change his view of him at this time, and even remembered a song he heard when he was a child: I am ugly, but I am very gentle.
The newly cooked dumplings were served on the table, and the New Year's Eve dinner officially started.But before starting, Li Ying asked Chang Le worriedly if there was any danger as the bonfire was still burning on the fifth and a half floors.He didn't care about this at all, all the lines have been cut off by him, unless the lime and the turning head can also be ignited, otherwise it is impossible to cause a fire at all.
Wine is a good thing, and the more you drink it to the end, the easier it is to drink without the initial restraint.If it were someone who was able to make it to the Third Plenary Session before the end of the world, it would be quite remarkable.But at the moment, the three of Chang Le are in the N Central Plenary Session. Colored, colorless, domestic and foreign wines are all so-called famous wines before the end of the world, and without exception, they are the most valuable ones.
But now, in front of the three of Chang Le, they all turned into beverages. Each of them held a bottle, no matter what brand of wine, let alone white wine, red wine, or whiskey, and directly raised their necks to their mouths and drank.
It was originally agreed to watch the New Year's Eve together, but in less than two hours, all three of them let go.
The next day, when Chang Le woke up from drunkenness, the first thing that got into his nostrils was the smell of alcoholic vomit mixed with a strong smell of alcohol and sour smell: paralyzed, who is so careless, Actually vomited in the house.
The second feeling is that there is a soft feeling coming from the hand, subconsciously pinch it, it is very elastic, plump as always, I can't help but knead it a few more times.
The third feeling is that there are heavy objects on my stomach and thighs, so I am quite reluctant to withdraw my hand and prepare to remove the heavy objects on my body.When his hands touched one of his thighs, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, why did he press on his body in a crossed shape?Moreover, although the two legs are equally tender and smooth, they are not the same in thickness.
When touching up the two legs, he actually touched two different groups of hairs, and one of them was slightly fluffy, while the other was slightly sparse and soft and clinging to the skin.
"Damn it!!!" Chang Le, who had finally figured out the taste, sat up suddenly, and glanced at the left and right sides of his body.Sure enough, his two said the two women respectively, lifted the quilt lightly and took a look in, the last thing he wanted to see happened, the women sleeping on both sides were all stripped off.
"Paralyzed, something happened, something big happened!" While standing up, Chang Le lowered his head and looked down at his crotch, the damned guy was still saluting himself!He raised his hand and gave him two slaps with the intention, but after hesitating again and again, he still couldn't give up.
When I looked down for the clothes, I realized that the clothes of the three people were thrown everywhere, and some of them were obviously close-fitting clothes, which were scattered on the ground in strips at this moment.
"It's over, it's all over now, I can't explain it clearly." Chang Le, who was standing there stupidly, kept mumbling in his mouth.
"Husband, are you awake? What are you doing there in a daze, and you don't even wear clothes. Is it cold, come in quickly." Li Ying happened to wake up at this time, and when she saw Chang Le who was in a daze, she As he spoke, he turned around and prepared to lift the quilt to let him in.But when she saw Tang Fang at the side, she couldn't help but exclaimed. "Ah! This..."
At this time, Chang Le said with a bitter face: "Don't ask me the **** %, I don't know anything! I really don't know anything!"
Li Ying sat up angrily, before she could speak, Tang Fang who was beside her suddenly said in a very calm tone: "You don't need to quarrel. Nothing happened last night, at least for me. "
"You mean, nothing happened last night?" Chang Le and Li Ying looked down at themselves who were naked, and asked in disbelief.
"No, I'm talking about myself. To be honest, although I really want to be drunk and muddle through for the first time in my life, it's a pity that I seem to be immune to alcohol since I was a child. At least I won’t get drunk after drinking four or five catties of hard liquor. I don’t know if I’ll get drunk if I drink more, because I really can’t drink any more.”
Speaking of this, Tang Fang smiled slightly, and the smile contained very complicated emotions, including surprise, aftertaste, and loss...
Then he continued: "You two were crazy enough last night, unimaginably crazy. It is precisely because of this that I thought of joining your crazy ranks to complete the most important experience in my life .But the result made me not know whether to say I should be happy or disappointed. In short, he doesn't seem to have any interest in me, even if he seems to be unconscious."
"How is this possible! I (he) have never done anything to you?" The two questioned again in unison.
Tang Fang glanced at the protruding crotch, and said calmly: "Why don't you come and verify now, am I still a virgin? Female? Don't worry, I won't rely on you, and I won't make trouble for you. And yes, I just don't want to die a virgin."
"I said, such a glorious and arduous task, it seems that you should have completed it during your college life, why did you come to harm me!" Chang Le unconsciously shook his already weak brother, with a helpless expression on his face Said.
"I have a bad heart, and I may die suddenly at any time. The whole school knows it. How can anyone dare to risk the crime of 'murder' to have sex with me?"
"Then you're here to harm me?"
"Please, I don't seem to be the crazy person last night, okay! Do you know how crazy you were last night? Look at the rags on the ground for yourself. If you didn't tear my clothes last night Gotta smash, do you think I'm going to tear myself apart? Do you think I might have that much strength?"
Speaking of this, Tang Fang showed contempt on his face: "Just when I was powerless to stop your invasion and was ready to accept the result and feel a feeling that I had never experienced before, you damn guy actually put I just put it aside and ignore me."
"How long are you going to show your disgusting body there, why don't you hurry up and let me in!" Just when Chang Le was at a loss, Li Ying lifted the corner of the quilt and said.
After getting into the bed at the fastest speed in his life, Chang Le said to Li Ying with a flattering smile: "My dear, you heard it too, I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, so I'm still a very virtuous man, so..."
"Oh? Really? Then how do you explain the cloth strips all over the floor? This is what you call moral integrity?"
"Uh~ this...that..."
Not long after, Chang Le returned upstairs with a torch in one hand and a large bag made of bed sheets in the other.
"Where did you get the torch? And what's in the bag?" Li Ying asked curiously.
"The torch is made of stool legs wrapped in cloth and dipped in some vegetable oil. How about it, it's much brighter than a flashlight. Inside the package are the firewood I got back. We'll light a bonfire in the corridor later, so we don't have to burn our home." Blackened."
"Where did you find so many firewood?" Tang Fang also asked curiously.
"I saw that the furniture in room 101 was made of pure wood, so I went to split the wine cabinet. I only got half of it back. If it wasn't enough, I went down to get it again."
After listening to Chang Le's words, Tang Fang went to the package and opened it, took out a piece of firewood, looked it over carefully, and said in surprise: "This is mahogany! You actually use mahogany furniture as firewood You, you, you are too..."
"What's wrong with the mahogany furniture, can it be eaten as food?" Chang Le said disdainfully: "I call it waste recycling, do you understand!"
Just as Tang Fang was about to say something else, he suddenly remembered what Li Ying had said to him just now, so he took a deep breath and swallowed the words that came to his lips.But in her heart, Chang Le had another vulgar defect.
"Little Tang, can you cook?" Li Ying asked.
"Yes. How about I take charge of the interview."
"Then you guys cook. I'll go to the corridor and light the bonfire. By the way, see if I can burn some carbon, so that I can light a brazier for warmth in the house."
Two hours later, two charcoal braziers were placed in the living room, but Changle's charcoal firing was not good enough, so that after the charcoal was lit, there would still be some smoke, but it was much better than burning wood directly .
While the two girls were cooking, he also went downstairs to get two mattresses and spread them on the floor of the living room, while the charcoal braziers were placed on both sides of the mattresses.The original dining table had also been put away at this time, and all the food was placed on the mahogany tea table on the mattress.This mahogany tea table, of course, was also brought up by him from downstairs.
On the mattress, there are three eiderdown quilts, which are used to cover the feet to keep warm after sitting on the mattress.Of course, these eiderdown quilts are also the loot he scavenged from downstairs, and they are all new quilts that have not been opened and used.
When the two girls saw Chang Le working so hard, going upstairs and downstairs to keep them warmer, they couldn't help feeling a warm current in their hearts.Even Tang Fang, who had always been displeased with Chang Le, couldn't help but change his view of him at this time, and even remembered a song he heard when he was a child: I am ugly, but I am very gentle.
The newly cooked dumplings were served on the table, and the New Year's Eve dinner officially started.But before starting, Li Ying asked Chang Le worriedly if there was any danger as the bonfire was still burning on the fifth and a half floors.He didn't care about this at all, all the lines have been cut off by him, unless the lime and the turning head can also be ignited, otherwise it is impossible to cause a fire at all.
Wine is a good thing, and the more you drink it to the end, the easier it is to drink without the initial restraint.If it were someone who was able to make it to the Third Plenary Session before the end of the world, it would be quite remarkable.But at the moment, the three of Chang Le are in the N Central Plenary Session. Colored, colorless, domestic and foreign wines are all so-called famous wines before the end of the world, and without exception, they are the most valuable ones.
But now, in front of the three of Chang Le, they all turned into beverages. Each of them held a bottle, no matter what brand of wine, let alone white wine, red wine, or whiskey, and directly raised their necks to their mouths and drank.
It was originally agreed to watch the New Year's Eve together, but in less than two hours, all three of them let go.
The next day, when Chang Le woke up from drunkenness, the first thing that got into his nostrils was the smell of alcoholic vomit mixed with a strong smell of alcohol and sour smell: paralyzed, who is so careless, Actually vomited in the house.
The second feeling is that there is a soft feeling coming from the hand, subconsciously pinch it, it is very elastic, plump as always, I can't help but knead it a few more times.
The third feeling is that there are heavy objects on my stomach and thighs, so I am quite reluctant to withdraw my hand and prepare to remove the heavy objects on my body.When his hands touched one of his thighs, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, why did he press on his body in a crossed shape?Moreover, although the two legs are equally tender and smooth, they are not the same in thickness.
When touching up the two legs, he actually touched two different groups of hairs, and one of them was slightly fluffy, while the other was slightly sparse and soft and clinging to the skin.
"Damn it!!!" Chang Le, who had finally figured out the taste, sat up suddenly, and glanced at the left and right sides of his body.Sure enough, his two said the two women respectively, lifted the quilt lightly and took a look in, the last thing he wanted to see happened, the women sleeping on both sides were all stripped off.
"Paralyzed, something happened, something big happened!" While standing up, Chang Le lowered his head and looked down at his crotch, the damned guy was still saluting himself!He raised his hand and gave him two slaps with the intention, but after hesitating again and again, he still couldn't give up.
When I looked down for the clothes, I realized that the clothes of the three people were thrown everywhere, and some of them were obviously close-fitting clothes, which were scattered on the ground in strips at this moment.
"It's over, it's all over now, I can't explain it clearly." Chang Le, who was standing there stupidly, kept mumbling in his mouth.
"Husband, are you awake? What are you doing there in a daze, and you don't even wear clothes. Is it cold, come in quickly." Li Ying happened to wake up at this time, and when she saw Chang Le who was in a daze, she As he spoke, he turned around and prepared to lift the quilt to let him in.But when she saw Tang Fang at the side, she couldn't help but exclaimed. "Ah! This..."
At this time, Chang Le said with a bitter face: "Don't ask me the **** %, I don't know anything! I really don't know anything!"
Li Ying sat up angrily, before she could speak, Tang Fang who was beside her suddenly said in a very calm tone: "You don't need to quarrel. Nothing happened last night, at least for me. "
"You mean, nothing happened last night?" Chang Le and Li Ying looked down at themselves who were naked, and asked in disbelief.
"No, I'm talking about myself. To be honest, although I really want to be drunk and muddle through for the first time in my life, it's a pity that I seem to be immune to alcohol since I was a child. At least I won’t get drunk after drinking four or five catties of hard liquor. I don’t know if I’ll get drunk if I drink more, because I really can’t drink any more.”
Speaking of this, Tang Fang smiled slightly, and the smile contained very complicated emotions, including surprise, aftertaste, and loss...
Then he continued: "You two were crazy enough last night, unimaginably crazy. It is precisely because of this that I thought of joining your crazy ranks to complete the most important experience in my life .But the result made me not know whether to say I should be happy or disappointed. In short, he doesn't seem to have any interest in me, even if he seems to be unconscious."
"How is this possible! I (he) have never done anything to you?" The two questioned again in unison.
Tang Fang glanced at the protruding crotch, and said calmly: "Why don't you come and verify now, am I still a virgin? Female? Don't worry, I won't rely on you, and I won't make trouble for you. And yes, I just don't want to die a virgin."
"I said, such a glorious and arduous task, it seems that you should have completed it during your college life, why did you come to harm me!" Chang Le unconsciously shook his already weak brother, with a helpless expression on his face Said.
"I have a bad heart, and I may die suddenly at any time. The whole school knows it. How can anyone dare to risk the crime of 'murder' to have sex with me?"
"Then you're here to harm me?"
"Please, I don't seem to be the crazy person last night, okay! Do you know how crazy you were last night? Look at the rags on the ground for yourself. If you didn't tear my clothes last night Gotta smash, do you think I'm going to tear myself apart? Do you think I might have that much strength?"
Speaking of this, Tang Fang showed contempt on his face: "Just when I was powerless to stop your invasion and was ready to accept the result and feel a feeling that I had never experienced before, you damn guy actually put I just put it aside and ignore me."
"How long are you going to show your disgusting body there, why don't you hurry up and let me in!" Just when Chang Le was at a loss, Li Ying lifted the corner of the quilt and said.
After getting into the bed at the fastest speed in his life, Chang Le said to Li Ying with a flattering smile: "My dear, you heard it too, I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, so I'm still a very virtuous man, so..."
"Oh? Really? Then how do you explain the cloth strips all over the floor? This is what you call moral integrity?"
"Uh~ this...that..."
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