The winner of the last days is king
Chapter 34: Fart Cover
Chapter 34: Fart Cover
Chang Le had been working hard to catch up with Zhao Liang before, but this guy's speed was too fast, and he could only see the distance between him and her getting wider and wider.Fortunately, there are no zombies in the area near the gate of the anti-riot brigade, otherwise this guy would definitely be caught in a tight siege.
Seeing that he finally stopped running away with the second-evolved zombie, but ran towards him, Chang Le's heart hanging in his throat finally returned to his chest.It was precisely because of this that he didn't pay attention to what this guy was shouting at all.
When Zhao Liang came to Chang Le's side, the first thing that greeted him was Chang Le's burst chestnut.Immediately afterwards, Chang Le was angry and annoyed but also very relieved and said: "Your uncle! Now that the wings are hard, don't you dare not listen to me? See how I will deal with you when I go back!"
The power of Chang Le's burst chestnut is not small. Although Zhao Liang has a helmet made of an enamel electric heating pot on his head, he still feels his head is hot.After reaching out to lift the helmet and rubbing the top of his head, Zhao Liang said with a playful smile, "Brother Le, I know I was wrong, and I will definitely not dare to do it next time."
"You still want to have a next time!" Chang Le snorted heavily.
Zhao Liang turned his head and glanced at the zombies more than ten meters away, who were hesitating whether to attack again, and said, "Brother Le, I'm here for an experiment."
"Experiment? What experiment? Worth taking it all the way here?"
After Zhao Liang smiled awkwardly, he said coyly, "It's the special ability that came out of my evolution last time."
Chang Le was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and asked with a weird smile, "Is that your ability to fart?"
"Yes, I tried it just now. After that guy was farted, he screamed so badly. You see, he still dare not come here." Zhao Liang said proudly.
Chang Le had already seen that the second-evolved zombie, for some reason, suddenly stopped attacking Zhao Liang, and was still screaming and jumping there.At first he wondered what was going on, but now that he finally knew the reason, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Brother Le, stop laughing and think about how to kill this guy first. My fart can at best make it afraid to attack me, but I don't know if it can cause substantial damage And with my current strength, I can't cut it at all, so I'm afraid I have to rely on Brother Le for the rest."
Chang Le finally stopped laughing, frowned and thought for a moment, then asked: "With your current ability, how many farts can you fart in one go?"
"do not know."
"I don't know? Haven't you tried it?"
"No. Since the last time, I haven't dared to play it again."
"Well, let's rush up together in a while. You fart at it first, and fart around it as fast as you can. Then you turn around and run back, directly back to the defense Go, and leave the rest of the matter to me."
"But, but..."
"Don't worry, hold your breath for a minute, I can still do it."
After getting ready, the two rushed towards the zombie.The zombie seemed to be afraid of Zhao Liang. When he saw Zhao Liang rushing towards him, he actively avoided him and rushed towards Chang Le.
But Zhao Liang and Chang Le are running one after the other, and the distance is very close, so even if Zhao Liang is bypassed, the distance will not be very far.And Zhao Liang let out a loud and smelly fart when the zombie avoided him.
When he had just completed his evolution and gained special abilities, the fart he let out could cover a radius of five meters, and his fart was different from ordinary people, it spread out instantly, so his fart sound Before it fell, the zombie let out a scream, and then jumped up to a height of more than two meters.
Before it landed, Zhao Liang let out three loud farts in succession.After he let out these four loud and stinky farts in one breath, within a five-meter radius centered on him, a gray, dusty semicircular gas hood actually rose up.
After farting, Zhao Liang just wanted to run back to where the other members of the combat team were at the fastest speed according to what Chang Le said, but found that the surrounding gas actually moved with him.Wei Wei was stunned for a moment, then changed his original intention, not only stopped running to the distance, but ran towards the general, lest it would take the opportunity to escape from his control.
Chang Le stopped walking when Zhao Liang was farting.Although he had already put on a mask at the moment, and it was a double-layer mask, but he still didn't want to enter the range covered by Zhao Liang's fart prematurely.
Ever since he experienced the power of Zhao Liang's fart last time, he really didn't want to smell that kind of smell that was a hundred times worse than the smell of the trash can in summer and the toilet in the 80s of last century. smell.
But when he discovered that Zhao Liang's fart actually formed an air shield around him, he couldn't help but sighed deeply, and then rushed into this smog-like air with a look of sacrificing his life. inside the hood.
When he rushed into the gas mask, even though he was holding his breath and wearing a two-layer mask, he still couldn't help but see a blur in front of him.Just about to open his mouth and take a deep breath, he suddenly realized that if he did this, the consequences would be more serious, so he shook his head vigorously so that he could return to normal as soon as possible.
After feeling back to normal, Chang Le looked in the direction of the zombie, and found that it was staggering there as if drunk at the moment, immediately raised the simple knife in his hand, and rushed towards the zombie .When he came close to the zombie, he suddenly used all his strength to chop the simple knife in his hand towards the neck of the zombie.
Just when the simple knife in Chang Le's hand was about to hit the zombie, the zombie's feet softened and fell to the ground.Just when Zhao Liang thought that Chang Le's knife was going to cut through the air, and couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise, Chang Le's knife struck the back of the zombie's head, and directly cut off the top half of the zombie's head.Immediately after Chang Le made a backhand, the simple knife in his hand swung back, hit the zombie's neck, chopped off the remaining half of the zombie's head, and flew out at least seven or eight meters before falling to the ground.
After cutting off the zombie's head, Chang Le immediately ran towards the distance at an unprecedented speed, and only after running out of the range covered by the air shield, did he throw the simple knife in his hand aside, forcefully After tearing off the mask, he knelt on the ground with his hands on the ground and vomited wildly.It wasn't until he felt that the bile protruded, then he suddenly turned to the side and lay on his back on the ground, completely ignoring it, the vomit he just vomited was next to his head.
"Brother Le, are you alright?" Zhao Liang asked cautiously, standing five meters away from Chang Le.At this time, the air mask around his body had disappeared, but he didn't dare to approach Chang Le rashly.
"Your uncle's Liangzi, if you don't wear a chemical protective suit and carry an oxygen mask next time, I won't go into your damn fart mask if you kill me!" Chang Le cursed listlessly.
"Brother Le, let me help you up."
"Stop it, I beg you, please keep this distance, I really have nothing to vomit in my stomach, if I vomit again, I will even vomit my stomach out."
"Brother Le, I've already, I've taken away... the fart cover." Zhao Liang hesitated for a while, although he felt that the name of the fart cover was unpleasant, but since it was Chang Le's name, he decided to stick to it, at least Before coming up with a more appropriate name myself.
At this time, the members of the combat team in the distance, after seeing that Chang Le had killed the zombie, ran towards this side one after another, and shouted his name loudly, lest he was fighting with the zombie wounded.
At this time, Chang Le felt that his stomach was no longer so turbulent, and his strength had recovered, so he got up from the ground.Before he could stand still, the crowd had already surrounded him, asking questions endlessly.
Before Chang Le could figure out whose question to answer, he saw the members of the combat team in front of him flying backward one by one.Before he could react, the last two people in front of him also bared their teeth and claws and flew out screaming. At the same time, Xiao Yu appeared in front of him and threw herself into his arms.
After smiling helplessly, he stretched out his hands to hug Xiao Yu, and said, "Xiao Yu, just push them away, why throw them out, what if it breaks."
"Hmph, it deserves it! Who let them stand in front of me!" Xiaoyu said angrily, "Brother-in-law, are you okay? Are you injured?"
"I'm fine, I just feel sick to my stomach from Zhao Liang's fart."
As soon as Xiao Yu heard it, she cast her eyes on Zhao Liang, and Zhao Liang jumped several meters away in fright, his body could not withstand Xiao Yu's throw.
"Stop, don't run, or I'll break your three legs!" Xiao Yu pointed at Zhao Liang and shouted incomparably tough.
Seeing this, Chang Le quickly hugged Xiaoyu in his arms again, and comforted him: "Xiaoyu, don't meet Liangzi, if it wasn't for his fart, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to kill that zombie. It's a great achievement.
Chang Le had been working hard to catch up with Zhao Liang before, but this guy's speed was too fast, and he could only see the distance between him and her getting wider and wider.Fortunately, there are no zombies in the area near the gate of the anti-riot brigade, otherwise this guy would definitely be caught in a tight siege.
Seeing that he finally stopped running away with the second-evolved zombie, but ran towards him, Chang Le's heart hanging in his throat finally returned to his chest.It was precisely because of this that he didn't pay attention to what this guy was shouting at all.
When Zhao Liang came to Chang Le's side, the first thing that greeted him was Chang Le's burst chestnut.Immediately afterwards, Chang Le was angry and annoyed but also very relieved and said: "Your uncle! Now that the wings are hard, don't you dare not listen to me? See how I will deal with you when I go back!"
The power of Chang Le's burst chestnut is not small. Although Zhao Liang has a helmet made of an enamel electric heating pot on his head, he still feels his head is hot.After reaching out to lift the helmet and rubbing the top of his head, Zhao Liang said with a playful smile, "Brother Le, I know I was wrong, and I will definitely not dare to do it next time."
"You still want to have a next time!" Chang Le snorted heavily.
Zhao Liang turned his head and glanced at the zombies more than ten meters away, who were hesitating whether to attack again, and said, "Brother Le, I'm here for an experiment."
"Experiment? What experiment? Worth taking it all the way here?"
After Zhao Liang smiled awkwardly, he said coyly, "It's the special ability that came out of my evolution last time."
Chang Le was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and asked with a weird smile, "Is that your ability to fart?"
"Yes, I tried it just now. After that guy was farted, he screamed so badly. You see, he still dare not come here." Zhao Liang said proudly.
Chang Le had already seen that the second-evolved zombie, for some reason, suddenly stopped attacking Zhao Liang, and was still screaming and jumping there.At first he wondered what was going on, but now that he finally knew the reason, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Brother Le, stop laughing and think about how to kill this guy first. My fart can at best make it afraid to attack me, but I don't know if it can cause substantial damage And with my current strength, I can't cut it at all, so I'm afraid I have to rely on Brother Le for the rest."
Chang Le finally stopped laughing, frowned and thought for a moment, then asked: "With your current ability, how many farts can you fart in one go?"
"do not know."
"I don't know? Haven't you tried it?"
"No. Since the last time, I haven't dared to play it again."
"Well, let's rush up together in a while. You fart at it first, and fart around it as fast as you can. Then you turn around and run back, directly back to the defense Go, and leave the rest of the matter to me."
"But, but..."
"Don't worry, hold your breath for a minute, I can still do it."
After getting ready, the two rushed towards the zombie.The zombie seemed to be afraid of Zhao Liang. When he saw Zhao Liang rushing towards him, he actively avoided him and rushed towards Chang Le.
But Zhao Liang and Chang Le are running one after the other, and the distance is very close, so even if Zhao Liang is bypassed, the distance will not be very far.And Zhao Liang let out a loud and smelly fart when the zombie avoided him.
When he had just completed his evolution and gained special abilities, the fart he let out could cover a radius of five meters, and his fart was different from ordinary people, it spread out instantly, so his fart sound Before it fell, the zombie let out a scream, and then jumped up to a height of more than two meters.
Before it landed, Zhao Liang let out three loud farts in succession.After he let out these four loud and stinky farts in one breath, within a five-meter radius centered on him, a gray, dusty semicircular gas hood actually rose up.
After farting, Zhao Liang just wanted to run back to where the other members of the combat team were at the fastest speed according to what Chang Le said, but found that the surrounding gas actually moved with him.Wei Wei was stunned for a moment, then changed his original intention, not only stopped running to the distance, but ran towards the general, lest it would take the opportunity to escape from his control.
Chang Le stopped walking when Zhao Liang was farting.Although he had already put on a mask at the moment, and it was a double-layer mask, but he still didn't want to enter the range covered by Zhao Liang's fart prematurely.
Ever since he experienced the power of Zhao Liang's fart last time, he really didn't want to smell that kind of smell that was a hundred times worse than the smell of the trash can in summer and the toilet in the 80s of last century. smell.
But when he discovered that Zhao Liang's fart actually formed an air shield around him, he couldn't help but sighed deeply, and then rushed into this smog-like air with a look of sacrificing his life. inside the hood.
When he rushed into the gas mask, even though he was holding his breath and wearing a two-layer mask, he still couldn't help but see a blur in front of him.Just about to open his mouth and take a deep breath, he suddenly realized that if he did this, the consequences would be more serious, so he shook his head vigorously so that he could return to normal as soon as possible.
After feeling back to normal, Chang Le looked in the direction of the zombie, and found that it was staggering there as if drunk at the moment, immediately raised the simple knife in his hand, and rushed towards the zombie .When he came close to the zombie, he suddenly used all his strength to chop the simple knife in his hand towards the neck of the zombie.
Just when the simple knife in Chang Le's hand was about to hit the zombie, the zombie's feet softened and fell to the ground.Just when Zhao Liang thought that Chang Le's knife was going to cut through the air, and couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise, Chang Le's knife struck the back of the zombie's head, and directly cut off the top half of the zombie's head.Immediately after Chang Le made a backhand, the simple knife in his hand swung back, hit the zombie's neck, chopped off the remaining half of the zombie's head, and flew out at least seven or eight meters before falling to the ground.
After cutting off the zombie's head, Chang Le immediately ran towards the distance at an unprecedented speed, and only after running out of the range covered by the air shield, did he throw the simple knife in his hand aside, forcefully After tearing off the mask, he knelt on the ground with his hands on the ground and vomited wildly.It wasn't until he felt that the bile protruded, then he suddenly turned to the side and lay on his back on the ground, completely ignoring it, the vomit he just vomited was next to his head.
"Brother Le, are you alright?" Zhao Liang asked cautiously, standing five meters away from Chang Le.At this time, the air mask around his body had disappeared, but he didn't dare to approach Chang Le rashly.
"Your uncle's Liangzi, if you don't wear a chemical protective suit and carry an oxygen mask next time, I won't go into your damn fart mask if you kill me!" Chang Le cursed listlessly.
"Brother Le, let me help you up."
"Stop it, I beg you, please keep this distance, I really have nothing to vomit in my stomach, if I vomit again, I will even vomit my stomach out."
"Brother Le, I've already, I've taken away... the fart cover." Zhao Liang hesitated for a while, although he felt that the name of the fart cover was unpleasant, but since it was Chang Le's name, he decided to stick to it, at least Before coming up with a more appropriate name myself.
At this time, the members of the combat team in the distance, after seeing that Chang Le had killed the zombie, ran towards this side one after another, and shouted his name loudly, lest he was fighting with the zombie wounded.
At this time, Chang Le felt that his stomach was no longer so turbulent, and his strength had recovered, so he got up from the ground.Before he could stand still, the crowd had already surrounded him, asking questions endlessly.
Before Chang Le could figure out whose question to answer, he saw the members of the combat team in front of him flying backward one by one.Before he could react, the last two people in front of him also bared their teeth and claws and flew out screaming. At the same time, Xiao Yu appeared in front of him and threw herself into his arms.
After smiling helplessly, he stretched out his hands to hug Xiao Yu, and said, "Xiao Yu, just push them away, why throw them out, what if it breaks."
"Hmph, it deserves it! Who let them stand in front of me!" Xiaoyu said angrily, "Brother-in-law, are you okay? Are you injured?"
"I'm fine, I just feel sick to my stomach from Zhao Liang's fart."
As soon as Xiao Yu heard it, she cast her eyes on Zhao Liang, and Zhao Liang jumped several meters away in fright, his body could not withstand Xiao Yu's throw.
"Stop, don't run, or I'll break your three legs!" Xiao Yu pointed at Zhao Liang and shouted incomparably tough.
Seeing this, Chang Le quickly hugged Xiaoyu in his arms again, and comforted him: "Xiaoyu, don't meet Liangzi, if it wasn't for his fart, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to kill that zombie. It's a great achievement.
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